How to NOT get Unbanned
realrocker00
2008-12-16 16:21:21
:cartman: Okay, if anyone here has heard that suicide appeals get you unbanned, it is terribly wrong! I tried to submit a suicide appeal on one of my autoers and this is what it said…
PLEASE DON't BAN ME!!!! if you ban me i will kill myself and write a letter t
o my parents saying that i did it because of you and they will sew your ASS o
ff!!! if you don't un-ban me before tomorrow I will shoot myself in the head
and will tell my parents that you made me do it and you will be screwed, if
you don't un-ban me than expect to see this story all over national news…yo
u have 24 hours
*The next day*
I arrive at my highschool and get called to the guidance office after seeing that my runescape appeal was denied.. I sit down and see a cop and my parents siting there with a copy of the appeal. I found out that they came to my house to tell my parents first and my parents were scared…… ya, i had a big lecture about it and i was pissed at myself…. :duh: :duh: :duh:
* if you don't want cop coming to your house……(they got my billing address btw…) than don't EVER!!! do this^ …(h)
Brain
2008-12-16 16:24:00
mine was way worse
I still owe $1000 dollars in medical bills
http://www.villavu.com/forum/showthread.php?t=29586?t=32150They didn't use my billing address, they tracked my IP…
realrocker00
2008-12-16 16:26:48
From: Brain
mine was way worse
I still owe $1000 dollars in medical bills
http://www.villavu.com/forum/showthread.php?t=29586?t=32150
They didn't use my billing address, they tracked my IP…
holey shit!!
Blumblebee
2008-12-16 16:26:59
wow thats hilarious
and they didnt unban you either haha
Brain
2008-12-16 16:27:37
From: realrocker00
wtf? did you try to kill yourself or something?:confused:
Read the thread sir, it explains it all:duh:
A G E N T
2008-12-16 21:02:30
Haha, I bet the police were pissed at being dragged all the way out for a joke on some crappy online game :s
Anyway. You got pwned pretty hard there… you might want to lie down for a few minutes.
Runescapian321
2008-12-16 21:15:27
Wow, so there's absolutely no doubt now - They definitely want to piss you off for doing stuff like that O_o
1337w33d
2008-12-16 23:27:26
Yeah Jackex sure does like to be annoying trolls. I vaguely mentioned a suicide in an appeal (something like "I put so much effort into this I don't know what I would do without it" hardly anything, RAGE), and got the police called. Fucking retarded.
Raskolnikov
2008-12-17 00:38:57
Just like our autoresponders they have triggers
"suicide" "die" "do without it" "kill" "kill myself" (!!!)
Sound familiar? That sucks though man. Good luck.
Cut em2 it
scotchtape51
2008-12-17 18:08:12
omg that is such a sad story for you man i cant belie they went through that much trouble just to (most likely ) get you in trouble.!!!
LOL
koo29
2009-01-05 09:01:24
Rs just dont want negative feedback from parents who have 3 childs in grave because of RS. I think they just want to make sure that no1 dies beacause of bans. I still cant belive that they think ppl suicide theats seriously…
josh81193
2009-01-13 19:48:54
have the suicide letters ever worked? like when the first genius person did it..
ubernoob
2009-01-14 15:43:49
that's lame ^^ no way you'd actually kill yourself over runescape :p
Smarter Child
2009-01-14 18:02:40
Hey that's funny i tried a suicide appeal like a while ago just to see what will happen. It was on my member and i never got a phone call or anything they just sent me these UK sites on how to deal with stress lmao~
one8sevenskillz
2009-01-14 18:18:19
hahaha thats hilarious!
Brain
2009-01-14 18:21:54
From: josh81193
have the suicide letters ever worked? like when the first genius person did it..
I've read many stories on how people used to do them a lot in the past they had worked. But also I have heard many stories of them not working. So it's just like all the other appeals, they MIGHT/MAY HAVE work/worked. Pretty much a shot in the dark.
Macros
2009-01-14 18:21:58
wow >< how many game companies would do that… lol pretty funny though ^^
corn77
2009-01-15 21:53:52
This is the most insane thing ever! I know that either Jagex cares about the lives hackers or they just know that america will screw them over with proofs like that! I cant believe. I will NEVER say I will kill myself ever. Lesson learned, at the cost of other experience's. xD
ScriptNoob
2009-01-16 08:18:31
Pretty sure I wont EVER be trying this.
n3ss3s
2009-01-16 08:32:40
You aren't special, this shit happened to Brain the first time known in autoing history a year ago. Although he also was dragged into some kind of psychological exams.
thedetro125
2009-01-16 09:19:48
Hmm… im thinking that you have to have the ip scam/fake address (using a prepaid visa obtained from food/drug stores) if you want this to work. There are ways to make sure they dont come and get you, but the best thing to do is not attempt this.
~thed
NoSuchThingAsBeingBant
2009-01-16 13:32:39
Or by PayPal, I think they never give out any personal data. I'm not sure though. Still, Jagex must be crazy to actually believe these threats.
Oh no, don't ban me, I'll kill myself! *banned* Crap.
1337w33d
2009-01-17 04:44:43
From: Macros
wow >< how many game companies would do that… lol pretty funny though ^^
Blizzard does (World of Warcraft)
They're bigger asses than Jagex, trust me.
matthijsc
2009-01-17 10:13:48
wooooh, they took it very serious. i didnt i would be reading this clicking your post. lol
Theolithical
2009-01-26 20:22:15
Hmm, well I know of one case for one to "an hero" over runescape.
Some kid, around the age of 13, was hacked by a clan-member and wrote a suicide note on his clan's forum or something. He ended up actually killing himself, but his account getting hacked was more of the straw that broke the camel's back. I think the main problems were with family members or something.
( . Y . )
2009-02-21 22:50:17
suicide is overated :rolleyes:
Skippz
2009-02-21 22:54:35
Should have read all the threads about NOT submitting suicide appeals XD. I swear this is the third one, Brain's story is still by far the harshest… $1000 in medical sucks big time.
southpaw63
2009-02-25 20:56:23
JaGeX doesnt like people using suicide as an excuse to get unbanned