[-jesus-]
2008-07-18 17:45:18
oh noes, yay iRC!
Much loling XD
06[17:04] * mixster bends over in his hotpants
[17:04] <cb3rob> oeh
06[17:04] * cb3rob whips mixter
[17:05] <bullzeye95> sexy.
06[17:06] * [-jesus-] gets the camera
01[17:06] <[-jesus-]> keep going
06[17:08] * cb3rob goes all www.boysadomaso.net on mixster
[17:08] <mixster> O.o
[17:09] <mixster> I prefer gentle oral sex personally
[17:09] <cb3rob> booooring
06[17:10] * [-jesus-] gets the chains for cb3rob
[17:11] <cb3rob> jup.
[17:11] <mixster> meh, why not
[17:11] <mixster> I have some time to kill
06[17:11] * bullzeye95 faps to all of this
06[17:11] * mixster gets undressed and puts on his candy thong
[17:11] <bullzeye95> =0
[17:11] <cb3rob> :P
[17:12] <mixster> Who wants first bite?
06[17:12] * [-jesus-] is busy filming
06[17:12] * cb3rob thinks bullseye95 may be a bit under age
[17:12] <cb3rob> oh well.. that's what diplomatic immunity is for
06[17:12] * cb3rob faps all over bullseye95
[17:12] <mixster> Anyone have some oil for me to rub on?
[17:13] <bullzeye95> wow, I'm horny now
[17:13] <mixster> So you should be
06[17:13] * [-jesus-] gives mixster a bottle of K-y Lotion
[17:13] <mixster> Say, is anyone here, into lapdancing?
[17:14] <mixster> Thankies
[17:14] <cb3rob> hmm. no. not really
06[17:14] * mixster starts getting greased up
[17:14] <mixster> Hard core butt sex?
[17:14] <cb3rob> if it doesn't involve leather and pain it's not interesting :P
[17:14] <cb3rob> and cutie boys ofcourse.
[17:14] <cb3rob> :P
01[17:14] <[-jesus-]> action!
[17:14] <mixster> Meh, I'll see what I can do
06[17:15] * cb3rob notices the camera may be running out of batteries by now.
[17:15] <cb3rob> :P
01[17:15] <[-jesus-]> i got more
06[17:15] * mixster gets out his leather whip
[17:15] <cb3rob> k
06[17:15] * mixster starts whipping cb3rob's ass cheecks
06[17:15] * mixster also learns to spell cheeks
[17:15] <cb3rob> horny
[17:16] <cb3rob> !asl mixster
[17:16] <cb3rob> looks liek some .uk ip
[17:16] <cb3rob> as in.. within driving distance
01[17:16] <[-jesus-]> mm
[17:17] <mixster> I like to party down in Brighton
[17:17] <cb3rob> if cute && gay && bottom
[17:17] <cb3rob> && <19
[17:17] <mixster> of course ;)
[17:17] <mixster> 18 1/2
[17:17] <cb3rob> good enough
[17:17] <mixster> Turn 19 in early March :)
01[17:17] -> -mixster- enough small talk XD
[17:17] <cb3rob> sign here: i will be cb3rob's sex slave for at least 6 months and he owns me : mixster _________
06[17:18] * mixster signs
[17:18] <cb3rob> good.
06[17:18] * cb3rob licks mixster
06[17:18] * cb3rob puts mixster in a cage
[17:18] <mixster> lick me where?
[17:18] <cb3rob> and pisses on him
[17:18] <cb3rob> moehahaha
[17:18] <mixster> I want more!
[17:18] <cb3rob> and now, you must suck my cock.
[17:19] <mixster> oh yeah
[17:19] <mixster> Wait, it's tiny!
01[17:19] <[-jesus-]> :O!
[17:19] <cb3rob> no it's not
[17:19] <cb3rob> it's about
[17:19] <cb3rob> 4U
[17:19] <mixster> I think you'll find it is
[17:19] <mixster> About 5 cm?
06[17:19] * mixster gets out of the cage and finds Jesus
[17:19] <bullzeye95> =0 ouch
[17:19] <cb3rob> err. no about.. 10 or so
01[17:19] -> -mixster- ur being an ass now >_<!
[17:19] <cb3rob> right now
[17:19] <cb3rob> :/
01[17:19] -> -mixster- u need to say "pics of me blah blah
[17:20] <bullzeye95> mixster wants some pix ;)
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01[17:20] -> -mixster- & send him to a rick roll LATER
[17:20] <Raym0nd`> Free cancer here?
[17:20] <bullzeye95> hey, how are you?
[17:20] <cb3rob> cancer ?
[17:20] <Raym0nd`> Yez
[17:20] <mixster> Maybe I just need some more motivation ;)
[17:20] <bullzeye95> cb3rob: he is not gay :(
[17:20] <Raym0nd`> I heard you get free diseases here
[17:20] <cb3rob> is it airborn ?
[17:20] <cb3rob> hmm you into chemobiological warfare too ?
[17:20] <cb3rob> :P
[17:20] <Raym0nd`> Jericho!
[17:20] <cb3rob> u terrorist u
[17:21] <Raym0nd`> Your dad
[17:21] <Raym0nd`> I raped him last night
[17:21] <Raym0nd`> He is nice
[17:21] <Raym0nd`> He screamed like a little kid though
[17:21] <cb3rob> hmm. well. he may secretly not even mind.
[17:21] <cb3rob> anyway..
[17:21] <Raym0nd`> So it's a family diseas?
[17:21] <Raym0nd`> You all have like, 1 chromosom to much?
[17:21] <Raym0nd`> Downyz
[17:22] <cb3rob> raym0nd: beware who you talk nazi to :P /me is ss-approved aryan :P
[17:22] <Raym0nd`> Carebucket?
[17:22] <Raym0nd`> My dad works at McDonalds
[17:22] <cb3rob> oh dear.
[17:22] <cb3rob> low life crap
[17:22] <cb3rob> uh.. coudl still be cute tho.
[17:22] <Raym0nd`> Atleast he has a normal amount of chromosom!
[17:22] <cb3rob> :P
[17:22] <mixster> Hey cb3rob, want a pic of my boxers?
[17:23] <cb3rob> mixster: no i want a pic of you in leather in a cage.
[17:23] <cb3rob> and then you
[17:23] <cb3rob> put a label on the cage with our address on it
[17:23] <cb3rob> and then you call dhl/ups.
[17:23] <Raym0nd`> idiot
[17:23] <Raym0nd`> Get him yourself
[17:23] <Raym0nd`> way cheaper
[17:23] <cb3rob> to have yourself delivered.
[17:23] <mixster> How about we start with my idea and work our way up ;)
01[17:23] <[-jesus-]> not with gas Raym0nd
[17:23] <cb3rob> raym0nd: we don't all work at mcdonalds.
[17:24] <Raym0nd`> Nope
[17:24] <mixster> http://shadowriverboxers.homestead.com/files/cooper_and_sizzle_4_7_02.jpg
[17:24] <Raym0nd`> Most normal people do though
[17:24] <Raym0nd`> But brb, a http://www.meatspin.com wank!
[17:24] <cb3rob> i made enough money today to buy a couple of mcdonalds, therefore shipping cutie sex slaves including cage is no problem.
[17:24] <Raym0nd`> Dude
[17:24] <Raym0nd`> You cannot pay with geepeez in real life
01[17:24] <[-jesus-]> ..
[17:24] <Raym0nd`> OMfg!
06[17:25] * cb3rob gives raym0nd some kudos.
01[17:25] <[-jesus-]> ?
[17:25] <cb3rob> !google kudos
03[17:25] * Raym0nd` is now known as Ray`Meatspin`
[17:26] <bullzeye95> =0
01[17:26] <[-jesus-]> so
01[17:26] <[-jesus-]> about that cage & mixster?
[17:26] <cb3rob> jup?
[17:26] <cb3rob> what about it
[17:26] <mixster> let's take it to -asl from now on ;)
[17:26] <cb3rob> hmm
[17:27] <cb3rob> you're not there.
01[17:27] <[-jesus-]> ##gaygeeks-asl
[17:27] <mixster> I am - ##gaygeeks-asl
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03[17:42] * Ray`Meatspin` is now known as Raym0nd`03[17:27] * Now talking in ##gaygeeks-asl
03[17:27] * Topic is 'This is an ASL (sexual) channel, please join ##gaygeeks for work-safe conversation - have a great day ;-) <FernandoLins> yOU CAN FUCK YOURSELF?'
03[17:27] * Set by Blu3 on Mon Aug 20 15:30:54
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[17:27] <mixster> Rawr!
[17:27] <cb3rob> err.
[17:28] <cb3rob> wow
[17:28] <cb3rob> jup
[17:28] <mixster> Hai der
[17:28] <cb3rob> appearantly that's something else than #gaygeeks-asl
06[17:28] * cb3rob sucks on mixster's ear
[17:28] <cb3rob> and does some tit-torture on him
06[17:28] * mixster starts sucking on something else
[17:28] <cb3rob> faster/
[17:28] <cb3rob> *whips*
06[17:28] * mixster licks cb3rob's toe
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[17:28] <cb3rob> good.
[17:29] <cb3rob> bullseye95: you're under age.]
[17:29] <mixster> I like your whip :O
[17:29] <bullzeye95> yes
[17:29] <cb3rob> that's no problem however, you can got sit in the cage too.
[17:29] <mixster> more please master
06[17:29] * cb3rob chains bullseye to mixster
[17:29] <mixster> ooo, 2 at once?
[17:30] <mixster> That's what I like ;P
01[17:30] <[-jesus-]> mm 3some
[17:30] <cb3rob> hell why not
[17:30] <cb3rob> i only have to crack the whip once anyway
[17:30] <mixster> go on, do it again
06[17:30] * bullzeye95 takes the camera from [-jesus-] so jesus can enjoy also ;)
[17:30] <mixster> it makes me so hot when ya do
06[17:30] * cb3rob starts to give mixter 350
[17:30] <cb3rob> until he's all red.
[17:31] <mixster> better yet, why not get out some toys?
[17:31] <mixster> I like lego, how about you?
[17:31] <cb3rob> hmm
[17:31] <cb3rob> what do you want me to do with the lego :P
[17:31] <cb3rob> put it where the sun don't shine?
[17:31] <mixster> I want you to build me a cage
[17:31] <bullzeye95> stick it up his butt0cks
[17:31] <cb3rob> hmm. no
[17:31] <cb3rob> lego is not suitable for cages
[17:32] <mixster> How about a sex throne?
[17:32] <cb3rob> hmm well.. as long as it's black lego
[17:32] <cb3rob> we don't want all those happy happy joy joy colors
[17:32] <mixster> black and red all the way
[17:32] <cb3rob> in our sm dungeon
[17:32] <mixster> yup
[17:33] <mixster> We're gonna need some butt plugs though
06[17:33] * [-jesus-] gets the starwars collection of legos
[17:33] <cb3rob> hmm i think we'll just use starterplugs from cars.
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[17:33] <cb3rob> and hook them up the correct way too :P
[17:33] <bullzeye95> hey R0b0t1 ;)
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[17:33] <mixster> ooo, electricity
[17:33] <cb3rob> :P
[17:33] <mixster> I like ;)
[17:33] <bullzeye95> wow, tons of new people
[17:33] <cb3rob> oh dear.
[17:34] <mixster> god, can't I get raped by my master in peace anymore?
[17:34] <cb3rob> true
01[17:34] <[-jesus-]> we like to watch
[17:34] <mixster> unless we all have a massive orgy...
06[17:34] * cb3rob zips mixster in a leather bodybag and stores him for the rest of the night
[17:34] <cb3rob> the master is going to sleep.
[17:34] <mixster> no air hole? crap...
[17:34] <bullzeye95> no penishole?
[17:34] <cb3rob> back in the cage mixster goes..
[17:35] <mixster> before you go, do ya want a pic to remember me by? ;)
[17:35] <mixster> it's a bit revealing though...
[17:35] <cb3rob> since when are slaves allowed a penishole
[17:35] <cb3rob> you can mail that one
[17:35] <bullzeye95> I dunno, I thought it would be a nice touch
[17:35] <cb3rob> to sven@cyberbunker.com
[17:35] <cb3rob> as i don't have
[17:35] <R0b0t1> OK, this is just to wierd.
[17:35] <cb3rob> something to click the links with
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[17:35] <mixster> oh no, just wait a sec for me
[17:35] <mixster> I'll be 2 seconds
[17:35] <cb3rob> no mouse connected
[17:35] <cb3rob> unless it's a short url
[17:35] <bullzeye95> just copy and paste =]
[17:36] <mixster> I'll see what I can do
[17:36] <cb3rob> with what..
[17:36] <cb3rob> :P
[17:36] <cb3rob> no mouse :P
[17:36] <bullzeye95> shift + arrow keys
[17:36] <bullzeye95> selects ;)
[17:36] <cb3rob> and how exactly do you expect me to get the cursor there in putty :P
[17:36] <bullzeye95> click with a mouse
[17:36] <cb3rob> aha. there we go.
[17:36] <cb3rob> no mouse.
[17:36] <bullzeye95> hmm. Make one
[17:36] <Jason2gs> In where?
[17:37] <cb3rob> yeah turn on the retard options :P
[17:37] <cb3rob> uuh accessibility optiions
[17:37] <cb3rob> :P
[17:37] <bullzeye95> lulz
[17:37] <mixster> nearly there
[17:37] <cb3rob> mixster: just mail the picture
[17:37] <mixster> just got a bit of a slow connection, so takes a while to uplaod =/
[17:37] <cb3rob> then i have your -email too
[17:37] <mixster> nah, it's nearly done
[17:37] <cb3rob> that's easier.
[17:37] <mixster> http://www.misterstiff.com/tgppages11/teens-playing-a-game/th_0157.jpg
[17:37] <mixster> I'll send ya an email later
[17:37] <mixster> see ya around
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[17:39] <bullzeye95> hey sexy ;)
[17:39] <R0b0t1> ...
[17:40] <R0b0t1> I'm starting to wonder if you are actually gay.
[17:40] <Jason2gs> Hey R0b0t
[17:40] <R0b0t1> OMFG NOT YOU TOO
[17:40] <Jason2gs> Can you believe this? So many queers in one place!
[17:40] <R0b0t1> nono
[17:40] <Jason2gs> I'm in heaven :)
[17:40] <R0b0t1> NOES
[17:40] <Jason2gs> You can come too :)
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