SRL Archive - NOTA

From: Sin


EDIT:
Apparently the last line didnt even rhyme.. kk then

EDIT2:
Forgot Runescape stuff.. sadfais

From: stayon
Sin throwing punches like combat, I need to eat
But I'm a shark in the water, you met defeat.
Bars like rune, everything I touch is fire, call it super-heat
You could teleport and run and pray,
But I stopped you, kneel before your altar, today.
I swing slashes like godswords you feel the pain,
Matter of fact everything I spit is gods words, leave your prayers drained.

Lol I'm so lame.

From: NKN
Shay, you're a nig.
You act like a fig.
Maybe I'll give a dig.
If you can handle my twig.
If only you could ryhme all the time,
but your skills are like mine, full of grime.

From: stayon
Sin throwing punches like combat, I need to eat
But I'm a shark in the water, you met defeat.
Bars like rune, everything I touch is fire, call it super-heat
You could teleport and run and pray,
But I stopped you, kneel before your altar, today.
I swing slashes like godswords you feel the pain,
Matter of fact everything I spit is gods words, leave your prayers drained.

Lol I'm so lame.

From: Vinyl Scratch
Huh, I thought you were banned, got your a$$ handed to you by Jagex.
But, dw, I hax'd it. My raps are the dopest, yours are the slowest,
So, while I take a nap, you can borrow my snapback.
You've got a .44? I've got a godsword, killin' these hordes,
of noobs. @Sin

Edit:


Loved this.

From: Sin
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From: Sin
@stayon

A hand cannon, is that what their calling it these days
My fm level 420, you know I like a good blaze
Get ready to be amazed, your face about to decay
Punch you with these goliaths, put you into a daze
Food aint gonna help you, not even Cave Morays
Bitches call me Prince Charming, cuz of everything I smite
My insides in Turmoil, might aswell take flight
9", and I aint just talkin about my height
I spit the toughest shit, you cant even try to touch this
Bout to throw you down, into the abyss
Beat you up worse than Preston beats his sis
But dont worry, nothings amiss, if this shit persists,
im warning you now, you'll fail to exist…

From: stayon
Now that was fire!

Bout time to blow the candles out, one good one, well done.
50 cent did the same, though I can't say it was a good run.
Even if you were the mysterious old man, you wouldn't a maze me
Random events are now gone, can't phase me.
Quit the eating to soak your hits, I'm anorexic, soul split.
My existence is key, as I am the angel you have sinned
I just completed you, took you off my quest tab unpinned.
But don't worry I did bless your gravestone,
Take a lodestone to edgevi– renamed sinville
Here lies who once was, tried but couldn't kill.

From: Sin
Holy crap, i'd rep you again if i could ;_;

Stayon, what kind of name's that?
Is it cuz bitches always say "No! Stay on me!" cuz you finish too fast?
Watch out mate, my raps about to come full blast
All this power i amassed, let it all go in one cast
I missed? Shit i better recast
Been 16 years on this planet, still unsurpassed
Tear you apart harder than a nuclear bomb blast
Don't even try any more, you're sorely mismatched
Yeah, you know it yourself, you've been out classed
Kill you faster than the Corporeal Beast at a PSO mass
You see these medals? Yeah they all straight brass
Balling like Kobe, no need to even pass
But its way too late, i've already surpassed.

From: stayon
Literally lol'd at the first two lines and the Kobe line hahaha

Feelin unstoppable with momentum on my side,
You won't escape the wrath cause my adrenaline too high.
Trust and believe I leave em swimming with bruised fins,
When I'm done and through, I use her for desert water skins.
She calls me Aladdin as I take her on my magic carpet ride,
Your magic is futile when I strap up in my dragon hide,
I am outclassed feeling roof less like I'm stuck inside building mode,
Surperior rhymes inside the mind, you stuck tryin to get the code.
You can't surpass when I'm the rs2 and eoc, Hello Classic.
I'm the king, the gold ring in the mould, you're just the surrounding plastic.

Btw thanks for the reps guys <3. Wish I could return the favor o_O

From: Sin
Its King Shay, get it right mate
Stealin' your woman like im the Wise Old Man
Me and yo' girl, that's how it is. Straight.
We're just gonna procreate, then recreate then ill just desecrate
While she says you were a mistake, and that you're overweight
Its me, Sin, servin you up on a silver plate, in pieces of eight
Bars with so much power they'll blast you to Kuwait
You know what you are, lightweight. Know what I am? Great.
These raps, they're weighted with power,
Dont need to be annotated, the meaning's like a clean slate
People call me up for one reason, to obliterate..

Lets bring it back for one more
Rappin' against you, its a complete chore
Your raps are boring, its making me snore
Me vs you, its like Lebron vs Mcgee,
there aint no competition, you see?
These raps, they'll sting you like a bee
Take my Zaryte out, go on a shooting spree
Blast you with holes, make you scream like a banshee
Cuz this rap game, its like the Grand Prix
Sippin iced tea and killin you over the North Sea..

From: stayon
This verse was long, comparable to a brand new meter, cents-less,
Ya lines should come with a commentary, Depends, sop up the mess.
Wise old man? More like the sandwich lady,
All hail King shay, wait dont, you about to be de-throned,
Take the girl, she prefers a skin flute, I've got a trom-bone ;)
But dont stress, You are david, I'm the Goliath.
Unfortunately this doesn't end well, no happy stories, you won't survive it.
Lebron is a chump, Hi there sir, it's MJ, the original number 23.
You may be swagged up, but it's time to say timber, down goes the tree!

You can try and a-void me, duck and hide, but this is pest control.
Collect your points and get gone, goodbye, time to go!
Cause now it's time to unleash the true onslaught,
There's nothing to code here, dome talk, it don't involve bots.
Can't script your way out of this one, might be time to stop.
At this point i'm just far too ahead, different time zone.
Swell job! Good try, my friend here can help you…He's my clone.

All hail King shay, wait dont, you about to be de-throned,
Take the girl, she prefers a skin flute, I've got a trom-bone ;)

But dont stress, You are david, I'm the Goliath.

You can try and a-void me, duck and hide, but this is pest control.

From: Sin
I think I died laughing xDD



David beat Goliath :D



That was dope xD

On to the rhymes:

You're right, this is pest control
But know what? I aint the pest, im simply the best
You're about to get torn apart by me, consider yourself blessed
Smoking you like you're a cigarette
As you might have guessed you're about to regret
Call me a sandwich lady? Here let me smack you with my baguette
Beat you down anywhere, from Runescape to a chess set
Doing all that without even breaking a single sweat
Unlike you, I can see you breaking out in cold sweats
Cmon man, don't get upset! Its normal to get beat by the King
Your raps cost less than labour in Beijing!
Step up into my boxing ring, it resembles a fairy ring
More fly than a birds wing!
Guess im done here, me and your girl need to go pick up an engagement ring..

EDIT:

This is hands down the best thread i've ever been a part of.

From: Silentcore
@All
Why don't we make an official SRLRap Battle videos were we only have 2 sides. Kind of like the Epic Rap battles of history"?

From: Vinyl Scratch
I like this idea. You first.

Me 'n you battle first.

From: Vinyl Scratch
Face to face, maybe?

But, just recordings for now, I guess.

From: Silentcore
Yeah I know. I just ment to say that it will be recording and make it sound if we were face to face. Any beat out there…? We can also all rap to a beat talking about runescape and then we have everyone vote for the best one.(No attacks noone)

From: Vinyl Scratch
I like that.

I could make a beat
I know how to use FL Studio.

From: Silentcore
Please make multiple beats and host an official RS Rap video making contest.

From: RJJ95
Sing to the tune of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-XP7QlLDN0

Here's a little somethin' bout a scripta like me
Never shoulda been linked to a tutorial
RJJ95 would like ta say
That I'm a crazy scripta from around the way

Since I was a leech, I leeched scripts,
Now I'm the scripta that ya leech off
Makin' a script or two, that's what the hell I do
You don't like how I'm scriptin', well screw you

This is a forum and I'm in it
My man Jagex will ban you in a minute
With a right click , left click, right, left, you're coinless
And then you say, "Goddamn your reset!"

Everywhere I go they say, damn
RJJ95's f*****' up the program
And then you realize I don't care
I don't just say no, I'm too busy sayin' yeah

About scriptin' straight out the notepad
Do I look like a mutha f*****' care?
To a leech lookin' up ta me
scriptin ain't nothin' but standerds and speed

'Cause, I'm tha type of scripta that's built ta script
If ya leech off me I'll de-rep ya ass
See I don't give a care 'cause I keep realin'
Yo, who are they putting in their mention tags'?

RJJ95, RJJ95, that's who they're mentioning!'
It's not about a the cup, its all about the rep
Scripta, Scripta
Hopin' you sophisticated Scripters hear what I have to say

When me and my GitHub Group view your thread
All the leechin' nubs start freakin' out
'Cause, you know, they know whassup
So we started lookin' for the leeches with the big bucks

Like @xtrapsp, but he keep cryin'
"your avatar is racist", son stop lyin'
nub-arse nub ain't nuttin' but a leech
Suddenly I see, some registired users that I don't like

Viewed their script, and said, "What a ban hammer?"
The first leecha that I saw, de-repped him
By that time I got rushed by SRL staff

Off the forum, but we don't quit
I said, "Let's start some s***"
I got a Dung-script and here's the plot
Takin' leeches out with a flurry of ATPA functions errors

Type Mismach, yeah, I was laughin'
And then you look, all you see is leeches complaining'
And quitting' and spamming' and whining' and cussin'
I stepped back and I kept bustin'

And then I realized it's time for me to go
So I headed over to the Powerbot forums
It's like this because of that website
RJJ95 is wanted for 'Attacking Other Users'

'Cause, I'm the type of scripter that's built to script
Leech off me, I'll put a type mismach
See I don't give a care, 'cause I keep scriptin'
Yo, who are they putting in their mention tags'?

RJJ95, RJJ95, that's who they're mentioning!'
It's not about a the cup, its all about the rep
Scripta, Scripta

Leeches all standin' around, just hangin'
Some dumb,some smart', some gold buyin'
We decide to release a script
See a leecha on start complain' about bankin'

Real slow, and before you know
I had my mouse, pointed at remove script from SDN
He got scared and hit started to complement me
Right then, I knew I had to remove the script

He kept cryin', I removed it
I couldn't get rid of him, so I said screw it
Then I headed right back to the villavu
Sweatin' all the nubs in the old school section

We didn't realese no scripts,
With 89 viewers viewing are you crazy?
They was mad and it was showin'
So I said, "Screw you leechas" and kept laughin'

To the NOTA and we was fin' to
Find somethin' else to get into
Like some Spam or in fact
A Semi-Stupid-picture but I call it a spam post

On a nub for nuttin' at all
@YoHoJo'll go stupid when I'm full of rep
He might rage but I won't be banned
Now I've recieved an infraction for spam/muilti posting

'Cause, I'm the type of scripter that's built to script
Leech off me, I'll put a type mismach
See I don't give a care, 'cause I keep scriptin'
Yo, who are they putting in their mention tags'?

Don't take it to offense, you will laugh if you listen to NWA

From: kyleinkman

@Sin
its case random range of how i battle you
im the evil twin here to rattle your cage
filled with venom and rage flipping the page
i laugh at pain attack with an axe and chain
im more than human i use half my brain
backs get sprained only your tracks remain
and jesus please believe this
when i strike im leaving stripes like adidas

<3 lol

From: Sin
Cmon Kyle step your game up
In this rap thang all you are is a newborn pup
My raps as sharp as swords, they'll leave you all diced up
Started off as a nobody, but now im all blown up
Feeling like the Rugrats, im talkin all grown up
Your girl wanted something from above, so im reaching higher
You still don't understand? cmon bro the situation is dire
Its King Shay, down to earth but at the top like barbed wire
My swag, or call it my attire, more hot than a ball of fire
Heard you're gonna enquire about a ceasefire, but guess what, im about to open fire..

From: kyleinkman
:P
guns!
a lot of emcees talking murder word em up
you aint ever seen a gun let alone pull a trigger yet
who wants what with the two guns up
the two ton truck will come and leave you bludgened and stuck
to the road i suppose thats the road that you chose were supposed
to be froze with platinum and gold instead its a crowbar to the back of ya head
im actually dead so killing me is practacly spent, so repent for the raps that
you spit in the past cuz im sensing an axe thats splitting you in half
oposing my doctrine is closing your coffin im supposed to be rotten
thats how i gotta be so for now close ya eyes cuz its time to go to sleep

From: Sin
First of all, sleep is xp waste
Now, sit back and relax cuz you're about to get ACED
99 Strength, smack you around silly, leave you defaced
Hear my voice, im talking in distaste,
always pains my heart when I see a fellow RS player leave disgraced
You're a dime a dozen, easily replaced
Blast you off the face of the earth, leave you erased
Aight, time for me to change pace
Its King Shay, more fly than a air base
Now excuse me while I unpack my gun case..

From: kyleinkman
i slam and defeat every man on the street
i am an emcee cuz i am what i eat
your brothers bleeding on you and im letting it soak in
and you dont got a choice cuz your bones are broken
from your head to your toes ill leave your head on your toes
cuz your messing with a veteren of peddling blows
i got the dopest flows to leave a Sinner in his woes
messing with kyle? i hope your serious, delerious
emcees getting bleed like thier periods
man ill have you haunted by pheenes up in atics

From: Austin
No RS references. = FAIL

From: kyleinkman
i slam and defeat every man on the street
i am an emcee cuz i am what i eat
your brothers bleeding on you and im letting it soak in
and you dont got a choice cuz your bones are broken
from your head to your toes ill leave your head on your toes
cuz your messing with a veteren of peddling blows
i got the dopest flows to leave a Sinner in his woes
messing with kyle? i hope your serious, delerious
emcees getting bleed like thier periods
man ill have you haunted by pheenes up in atics

From: Sin
Alright Kyle, lemme keep it real
You're so bad you should get banned, no chance of appeal
Powerin' up on these lines like my words have got Zeal
Stab you with these bars, let the blood congeal
Most rappers, yeah, most've got ideals
But you, you rap like you're about to squeal
My raps are the raw deal, they're way too unreal
Mine are straight Torva, it aint no Steel
Its been a while since anyone's come close to contesting me
Me vs you, it's murder, of the first degree
Now go back to cutting your Oak Trees before I throw into the Dead Sea..

From: Sin
Alright Kyle, lemme keep it real
You're so bad you should get banned, no chance of appeal
Powerin' up on these lines like my words have got Zeal
Stab you with these bars, let the blood congeal
Most rappers, yeah, most've got ideals
But you, you rap like you're about to squeal
My raps are the raw deal, they're way too unreal
Mine are straight Torva, it aint no Steel
Its been a while since anyone's come close to contesting me
Me vs you, it's murder, of the first degree
Now go back to cutting your Oak Trees before I throw into the Dead Sea..

From: Brid Mayhem
Your rhymes ain't torva, they straight bronze.
Please get up outta here with your tampons.
Thinkin you the best? Give it a rest.
Look at my name, that's who's to blame
so please,
Switch up your aim; gimme that flame.
I'm up here for fun, But I wanna hear your tongue. So you gimme your best, hun.

From: kyleinkman
i hate to pick and prod but its time to slay this sinner
must have 9 lives, seen plenty of battles but hes never been a winner
im a 99 thief wearing steel toe boots with the brainiac mentality
to steal your loot, ill watch you rant and rave, ignore pms to
bless your grave, as i laugh to the bank saying "he thought he was brave"


:P

From: xtrapsp
Bitch, take your nigga ass outside and learn to

1) Rap
2) Script

Rjj is a whiteboy junkie,
rocking out, thinkin he legit funky,
Can't write in pascal-script,
Thinking he all like Philip fucking dem nymphs,
can't stick it in, damn it too limp

note: Never declared I was a good wrapper. Get out of my face. GTFO.

From: xtrapsp
"]note: Never declared I was a good wrapper. Get out of my face. GTFO.

From: Sin
Calling me hun, I think you gay son!
Spit raps so fast they blazing through like a gatling gun
Dont get me mistaken this isnt in fun,
Its King Shay, bitch I haven't even begun.
Spraying these arrows, you thinking you can outrun
Bitch please, it's in your nature to get outdone.
Your raps are like your laces, always undone
earning money while killing rappers, im a hired gun
Hot even in the night, like a midnight sun
For now, I think its fairly clear who won
But dont worry, im always here if you want a rerun.

From: RJJ95
Too far.

Why is the note in white?

From: xtrapsp
Nigga you got old schooled

From: Brid Mayhem
Callin me gay and callin me son? Boy you jumpin the gun!
You got nothing boy!
Like free world in 8 mile, you're getting beat!
You can take a seat, But meanwhile while I'm on, you'll wanna be gone!
And what's this about your arrows? Guy get to the barrows!
We know you ain't got mad cash, might as well pick up ash!
Last of all, who's Shay? Another no name!
It's a real shame, I'd share the blame but I like the fame,
Hit me up better, or send me a letter but next time
Refer to me as torva boy, cuz I straight destroy.

From: RJJ95

Heres my Ex-Girlfreinds number: 543-453-0332


BUT ITS THE WRONG NUMBA!!!


woke up quick, at about noon
jus' thought that i had to be on villavu soon
i gotta release a script before the day begins
before my xtrapsp starts b*******, about ma Avatar,
about to start , suddenly I get a message,
young xtrapsp raging on the Rap thread
It's to darn bad that he can't get any head,
He claims that I'm racist, EvenTthoughHeJustDroppedTheN***** wordLike3Times

From: Sin
Uhn check it. Im a god like Wizzup,
saying shit like wassup, im on the come up,
raising the roof up, they tellin' me to ease up
im like bro you know whats up!
You're getting lazy, my raps crazy,
I've been smoking rappers, my visions Hazy.
I see your jeans, they're sorta damp,
Stepping on your career, going stamp stamp stamp
Your girl thinks shes some sort of a vamp,
in reality, all she is is just 16 year old tramp
You're probably wondering, hows he getting them so amped?!
Trust is, i spit shit so focused I break concentration camps..

From: Brid Mayhem
Callin me gay and callin me son? Boy you jumpin the gun!
You got nothing boy!
Like free world in 8 mile, you're getting beat!
You can take a seat, But meanwhile while I'm on, you'll wanna be gone!
And what's this about your arrows? Guy get to the barrows!
We know you ain't got mad cash, might as well pick up ash!
Last of all, who's Shay? Another no name!
It's a real shame, I'd share the blame but I like the fame,
Hit me up better, or send me a letter but next time
Refer to me as torva boy, cuz I straight destroy.

From: RJJ95

Heres my Ex-Girlfreinds number: 543-453-0332


BUT ITS THE WRONG NUMBA!!!


woke up quick, at about noon
jus' thought that i had to be on villavu soon
i gotta release a script before the day begins
before my xtrapsp starts b*******, about ma Avatar,
about to start , suddenly I get a message,
young xtrapsp raging on the Rap thread
It's to darn bad that he can't get any head,
He claims that I'm racist, EvenTthoughHeJustDroppedTheN***** wordLike3Times

From: stayon
Can I get in on this .. Lol

I jump guns and stray bullets, looking like its hop scotch,
Mind like a treasure trail, dig deep for a prize, bring a sextant with ya watch,
8 mile the scene? You can be rabbit, I'm the big bad wolf,
Throwin up before freestyles, food must be burnt, bad cook.
Keep me in a good mood or ill leave you dry, gored.
Every line is an attack, feel the strength, your defense can't take my sword,
So cash in your zeals and re-up on some lines,
You on the net looking for help, when my brain is like a dwarven mine.
With the words that I utter, all that follows is ash,
I see you trying to stack some chips, but I'm here to crash.
Leave you propped forward in your computer seat, words causin whiplash.

From: Brid Mayhem
Your rhymes are wack, way outta line. Seriously though most aren't right.
It's like every other line you went for a single syllable, but that ain't tight.
You're bustin up rhymes, or you think you are. All I see is you lowering the bar.
I'm up here, while you're down there. Call me rabbit, i'm the #1 hare.
You think you're big and bad, but that's just a joke. Chasin after me and you'll have a stroke.
No one fast as I am,
you'll write yours and i'm back like BAM.
What'chu gotta say, I mean like hey, hit up a pig cuz you aint as fast as #1 big.

From: stayon
Think it's time for you to give it a rest like you outta run,
There will be no sequel to this, cause boy you done.
I seen better lines on the bottom of my shoes,
Read better words for instructions to play clue,
Easy to read my words for a simple mind,
But your verses are like books, sorry, don't got the time!
I think you're missing the point here, it's runescape references,
You prefer off topic but when I'm done there will be no one left in it.

From: Brid Mayhem
I think the question here is why you readin off your shoe?
Bro, we know you aint got no flow
but stealin your rhymes off the Vans tho?
Honestly, if readin my rhymes are hard,
then you need some more schoolin', get back to the yard.
Your rhymes ain't that bad, but they aint numba 1,
Go think of some better lines out in the sun.
Don't forget your sunscreen, wouldn't want you to burn homie,
at least not from the sun, i'm the one for that, ya know me!
My internet's havin' some problems, so i'll get back to you later,
but seriously, you're the #1 hater! <3

From: Vinyl Scratch
Alright, guys. I've been playing with FL studio, and here's something I made:
https://soundcloud.com/preston-lane-grissett/test-song

From: Vinyl Scratch
Loops. I use FL Studio 10, lol. I'm hoping to get a pad soon, it'll be easier to do stuff.

From: Vinyl Scratch
Thanks! I've got another one on the way, will post soon.

From: Vinyl Scratch
Alright, guys. I've been playing with FL studio, and here's something I made:
https://soundcloud.com/preston-lane-grissett/test-song

From: StickToTheScript
Nice song man! Your good at that! Were those all loops or did you make that with a MIDI controller?

From: Vinyl Scratch
Loops. I use FL Studio 10, lol. I'm hoping to get a pad soon, it'll be easier to do stuff.

From: StickToTheScript
Thats cool! Yeah, when i make my music, i usually use either my MIDI keyboard or drum pad,along with FL Studio, Mixcraft, or Reason. but that was a good arrangement. Good job!

From: Vinyl Scratch
Thanks! I've got another one on the way, will post soon.

From: Vinyl Scratch
I'll try, but it might have to wait until my best song, because I've already started this one.

From: Brid Mayhem
When you're on this thread, you should know what's said.
Rhyming is the rule, don't be a tool, just rhyme, it makes you cool!
But don't lack those RS mentions, them 2 dimensions, build up the tension,
By saying something simple;
not dumb like 'Yo, I got dimples!'.
By RuneScape related, we mean real recent content, nothing that's faded.
Something simple like 'Yo I did this quest', or 'You died at KBD, but you did your best'.
It's actually quite easy when you got flow, look at everyone else, we put up a show!
Still though, one thing to remember; don't fuck with Brid. He's the #1 rap member.

From: Sin
Messin with my homie, bro he doing me proud
Trust me, fucking with him just ain't allowed
Smoking rappers 24/7, that shit loud,
Rappers thinking they fly, it's getting me high as a cloud,
Burying you alive, let you RIP in a shroud
This is advanced functions, the sky's my domain and range
Raps like yours, they're just spare change
My aims always true, 99 Ranged
Leave your face messes up, make it completely rearranged
I'm done here, gotta get back to class, call it a phase change

From: Brid Mayhem
Bad for you, I care to disagree. My rhymes are custom made, just from me.
What this about spare change? Rather have 20$ in quarters then make your wage.
Something in this rap is missing; the rs dissing.
What to say?
Not to sure. For now ill just brag about my pure.
You got 99 ranging?
Sick, it's the most common skill for training.
Get at me with some real skills, till then ill keep my fill as #1 so swallow that pill.

From: Brid Mayhem
Bad for you, I care to disagree. My rhymes are custom made, just from me.
What this about spare change? Rather have 20$ in quarters then make your wage.
Something in this rap is missing; the rs dissing.
What to say?
Not to sure. For now ill just brag about my pure.
You got 99 ranging?
Sick, it's the most common skill for training.
Get at me with some real skills, till then ill keep my fill as #1 so swallow that pill.

From: Sin
Telling me to swallow, talking from experience?
Just await these raps, embrace my brilliance
You're thinking you can take flight, you dont have clearence
Im the king of the sky, always victorious
Your raps are always the same, no degree of variance
Always talking about the number one spot,
Please, im right here, tying your career into knots
Call this Mort Myre, and you're just food
Taking shots off my yacht just leaving you to rot,
But this is SRL, let my goons kill you for me; BOTZ.

From: Sin
Telling me to swallow, talking from experience?
Just await these raps, embrace my brilliance
You're thinking you can take flight, you dont have clearence
Im the king of the sky, forever victorious
Your raps are always the same, no degree of variance
Always talking about the number one spot,
Please, im right here, tying your career into knots
Call this Mort Myre, and you're just food
Taking shots off my yacht just leaving you to rot,
But this is SRL, let my goons kill you for me; BOTZ.

From: Brid Mayhem
You think this is your banger, you're forever mistaken. Upswept, you've been taken.
Various isn't my middle name, but i'll give it a shot;
You talk about botz, you can't finish me on your own? I guess there's a reason you aren't known.
Talkin' about clearance, you're right, i'm bigger than you. For amount of lines left, i'll give it a few.
King of the sky? That's fine I pilot the jet so you'll fry. Spare ya, you wont die.
I'm never on the ground so you'll call me what you will, but still, be sure not to wither,
I said i'm #1 yes, my material wont dither, slick like a snake, see me slither.
My bars on, never off.
I'm fast, you're slow like a sloth, seems like your spendin' your time sick, cough cough.
Like i've said before, #1 , you keep drinking out that 2nd place trough.

From: Kyle Undefined
Oh snap! I'm rap famous…here's my rap.

You all suck compared to me.

*Drops mic and leaves the stage*

From: Kyle Undefined
Oh snap! I'm rap famous…here's my rap.

You all suck compared to me.

*Drops mic and leaves the stage*

From: Sin
This is it, the grand finale, it ends here
My audience, sit back relax, pop a beer
Im about to turn it up a notch, call it shifting gears
This never been seen before, the midnight premier
I'll warn you though, your end is near
Stab you right through the chest, a Zammy Spear
Take your remains, sell it to the auctioneer
Teleporting around, just call me Goku
I aint Saiyan much, but my raps'll nail you like a screw
Hit you in the end, let it go through; CLEAN.
Think you're tough, you're just behind a computer screen
Ferocity like a Marine, eating rappers like a cuisine,
My talent's never been forseen, rapping since I was a teen
So hot gon' need sunscreen, so ill gon' need a vaccine
Killing rappers in different ways; obscene
But I ain't worried, this shits completely routine.

From: Sin
You better bow down to me like you getting religious,
Getting beat my me, consider that shit prestigious
Raps like mine, the call my talent prodigious
Fly to death, gun to your head, call it deaths kiss
Whip so black you'd think it came from the abyss
You're looking back on your rap days, go ahead, reminisce..


I'm too tired and on my phone :(

From: Brid Mayhem
Sadly to say, that was straight awful. Seen better lines in my waffles, think I hear you when I had a jawfull,
You say you're tired and on your phone, come on that's no excuse. Tellin' me to grab a gun? How 'bout you get a noose.
I'm typing my flow on my iPhone bro, 2 am watchin my show. Get a reply and you already know, see its sin just like befo,
So I start my rhyme in my head like fosho, people readin this like we go toe to toe, but my ryhmin' is higher;
you're just to low. Now go and blow or hang off the door, whatever you adore.
Just know that we done, and I came out on top.
There's a reason I'm called #1 , so you might aswell stop.
Flippity flop; you're like a fish outta water. My raps just hooked you like that guy and the presidents daughter.
You're probably to young for that anyway, do me a favor and google that show before the end of today.
Matter of fact, watch it before you reply, this flow so sick I'm sure that you're shy,
You may wanna die, don't try to fly, stay alive so I can murder you guy.

From: Sin
Bro cmon, you're trying to rhyme water with shape!
You've got a chance right now, might as well escape
You're barely getting by, scrape scrape scrape.
Raps will leave you destroyed, leave your mouth agape
But then again its probably almost always open
Your respect to me, your utmost devotion
But i'll smack you silly, leave your face broken
These raps are astounding, full of emotion
Even when im silent im the King, leaving words unspoken.
Stop rapping against me, its completely hopeless
Break apart your crib, leave you homeless
Oops, i mean break apart your box, tear it open,
Im an animal, a lion 100% ferocious
You've been listening to my raps for way to long, here's my diagnosis:
Breathing my sickness in, you've got cystic fibrosis


Bang Bang. #TeamEclipse

From: Brid Mayhem
Don't know what you're on, but i'd like some. See you think I rhymed water with shape, which is dumb.
Re-read my rhyme for you just embarrassed yourself. Now let me get back to destroying your health;
Now you think I live in a crib or a box, but you're sadly mistaken. Actin' like you living better, and you be fakin'.
You're taking your rhyme, comparing it to mine. But get one thing straight, mine are sublime.
You're taking rapping like it's a side hobbie, so get up outta here, you're worse than Aber Crombie.
I kinda like you, you ain't to bad. But thinkin' you're better; ooh, too sad.
I'ma have to destroy you for that, You sound weak, like goin' flat.
Give some meaning, or i'll stop coming and meeting, seriously, it's sad what i'm seeing.
Like I've said before, hit me up to even the score. I know that small rhyme got you sore, but what'chu keep comin' back at me for?
We'll have others see who's won, but son don't think we done.
This ain't over, this is just getting fun, keep hitting up them dumb puns, I'ma drop on you my ryhmes; which are just short of a ton.

From: thecaminator
Listen to me sucker, I'm on top.
Like a slim chick with a butt and some nice tater-tots.
Leave you bleeding in edge on your left chest,
Your tomb reads Rest In Peace with an added 'S'.
I'm "The Caminator", lets put that in quotations.
I've slayed noobs across seas in different nations.
Not all the same, I kill them in different situations
But I always leave that inventory with no crustaceans.

From: Brid Mayhem
Just a heads up; Just because you put 's' on a word don't mean it rhyme.
Like I said to the other guy, don't challenge me, my raps are straight sublime.
You tryin' come up outta nowhere? Na son, no point in comin' at this late time.
Hit up the little kids thread; Actually, they'll destroy you like it's the show at halftime.
Now lets get serious; Imma eat your rap up like it's lunchtime. Ain't got no room for you; this ain't playtime.
Tear you down so quick you wont have time to speak; mime.
It's the middle of the day but I just put you down like bedtime.

From: thecaminator
Don't get the rhyme? Its "Rest In Pieces".
My punchlines will leave you sore as your sister's knees kid.
Night night, watch me tuck you into bed
Thats a metaphor, I'll rearrange your face like Mr. Potato Head.
I can split seas like Moses,
I witnessed what Jehov did,
I was underneath holding Jesus when he walked along the ocean.
I'm as oldschool as the holy one with his disciples,
Eating bread, I was there spitting words like rifles.
I'm as lethal as Freddy, Jason and Michael
Words sharp as fingers so call me that new psycho.

From: Sin
Cant respond atm but two things Brid:
I sorta called a stop sign a shape, its slang we use here >_>
Also, sublime is pronounced sub-lim, not sub-lime ;)

From: Sin
British or american english?

From: Brid Mayhem
Dog, I got your poor methaphore, wasn't a score, was pathetic like I said before.
Doubt you held up moses, I saw the picture; was your mom holding the wine pitcher.
Don't think she let you take her job. She's the one who started the whole wild mob.
But lets talk about that that other so called joke;
Your fingers are sharp? C'mon bloke.
Like I said, i'll devour your raps, like i'm doing, like I did, will.
So you can stop now, or let me get my fill.
I'll slap you in the jaw with your own writing pad, kick you in the head, and i'll steal that bread;
You see, you are no better than jesus, he died for you sin, best be thankin' him, you might as well be dead.
I'll be good a couple lines in, you'll wanna apologize, sorry, but I will put you back down to size, but no doubt, you'll keep spittin your lies.
What's this now, my eleventh line? You should bulk up bro, your tiny little reply, saddening; make me sigh.
Like I told you before; once I hit you, you'll wanna die.





Check this link out

From: thecaminator
Lets be straight,
the only fill you get will make you inflate.
9 months later a little Brid shows up
To sit on the corner raise bids to suck.
"I have daddy problems", thats her excuse.
Brid played Runescape but his skills were new.
So now shes stuck between the gutter
Thinking of daddy eating sticks of butter
She wants to be just like you
Big Mac? lets make that two.
Recline in your chair and write these rhymes
I'll write twice as many in half the time.

From: Brid Mayhem
No, i'll be honest.
We both had 12 lines, but to say they were even, let's not be modest.
Your rap had lines, but they lacked depth, mine was nine eighty six, yours was less than five hundred.
You'll be fearin' the name, and who's to blame? Just remember my title; the name's brid.
Now to get into the details; you had less than 470.
Maybe some time we can meet for tea, think of some new ryhmes. (For a little fee).
Now i'll let you know you ain't got nothin, your tiny slurs don't even make since.
If my little kid be livin' in the street, who's payin' for food? Give some better background, create some suspense.
Something wrong with your rhymes I guess you can't see it.
It's kinda obvious, I mean they're too short, and they're not smart, like shit!
Just stop while you're this far behind, you wouldn't want me to bind, actually, you're stuck as-is.
Might as well quit, just get out the 'biz.

From: Brid Mayhem
No, i'll be honest.
We both had 12 lines, but to say they were even, let's not be modest.
Your rap had lines, but they lacked depth, mine was nine eighty six, yours was less than five hundred.
You'll be fearin' the name, and who's to blame? Just remember my title; the name's brid.
Now to get into the details; you had less than 470.
Maybe some time we can meet for tea, think of some new ryhmes. (For a little fee).
Now i'll let you know you ain't got nothin, your tiny slurs don't even make since.
If my little kid be livin' in the street, who's payin' for food? Give some better background, create some suspense.
Something wrong with your rhymes I guess you can't see it.
It's kinda obvious, I mean they're too short, and they're not smart, like shit!
Just stop while you're this far behind, you wouldn't want me to bind, actually, you're stuck as-is.
Might as well quit, just get out the 'biz.

From: Brid Mayhem
No, i'll be honest.
We both had 12 lines, but to say they were even, let's not be modest.
Your rap had lines, but they lacked depth, mine was nine eighty six, yours was less than five hundred.
You'll be fearin' the name, and who's to blame? Just remember my title; the name's brid.
Now to get into the details; you had less than 470.
Maybe some time we can meet for tea, think of some new ryhmes. (For a little fee).
Now i'll let you know you ain't got nothin, your tiny slurs don't even make since.
If my little kid be livin' in the street, who's payin' for food? Give some better background, create some suspense.
Something wrong with your rhymes I guess you can't see it.
It's kinda obvious, I mean they're too short, and they're not smart, like shit!
Just stop while you're this far behind, you wouldn't want me to bind, actually, you're stuck as-is.
Might as well quit, just get out the 'biz.

From: thecaminator
If you didn't catch that, you're hard of hearing
A flow deaf is like a blind man steering

From: Brid Mayhem
Don't know what you're on, but i'd like some. See you think I rhymed water with shape, which is dumb.
Re-read my rhyme for you just embarrassed yourself. Now let me get back to destroying your health;
Now you think I live in a crib or a box, but you're sadly mistaken. Actin' like you living better, and you be fakin'.
You're taking your rhyme, comparing it to mine. But get one thing straight, mine are sublime.
You're taking rapping like it's a side hobbie, so get up outta here, you're worse than Aber Crombie.
I kinda like you, you ain't to bad. But thinkin' you're better; ooh, too sad.
I'ma have to destroy you for that, You sound weak, like goin' flat.
Give some meaning, or i'll stop coming and meeting, seriously, it's sad what i'm seeing.
Like I've said before, hit me up to even the score. I know that small rhyme got you sore, but what'chu keep comin' back at me for?
We'll have others see who's won, but son don't think we done.
This ain't over, this is just getting fun, keep hitting up them dumb puns, I'ma drop on you my ryhmes; which are just short of a ton.

From: Sin
Cmon bro hand the mic over 'fore i jack like Mr West
Bustin weapons like raw sex,
Just an another rapper that sucks like a vortex
Im on another level like a duplex, killing rappers with my suplex
Throwing bullets like two Tex', ferocity of a TRex
Slaughter rappers than ask who's next..
Used to wear Bronze Boots, now its all Dragon and tailored suits
You're a new recruit, bow down to me; then salute.
Fat like Santa Clause, throw you down a chute
You're used to sucking shit the size of flutes
You're a tree hoping to bear fruit, matter of fact you're nothing more than roots
Not gonna get rich like this, might as well take a different route
Raps like yours aren't raw, they just pollute my kingdom
Thats right im the King, banishing you back to the slums..

PM me if you wanna do a skype battle ;D

From: thecaminator
Think you're hot with that ASAP Rhyme?
I wear the throne of rhymes turning lines into wine.
I'm lethal as a weapon, everyone stands corrected
I'll string you up in chainmail and wear you as a necklace.
My wit is ruthless and wreckless
Pushing raps like bricks of tetris.
I hope you don't get easily offended
If rap was church, You're the little boy and I'm the reverend.
I'll switch my flow up like viscosity
Leave people breathless with my atrocities
I'm classified socially as blasphemous
They're only jealous, this isn't even half of this.

From: thecaminator
Think you're hot with that ASAP Rhyme?
I wear the throne of rhymes turning lines into wine.
I'm lethal as a weapon, everyone stands corrected
I'll string you up in chainmail and wear you as a necklace.
My wit is ruthless and wreckless
Pushing raps like bricks of tetris.
I hope you don't get easily offended
If rap was church, You're the little boy and I'm the reverend.
I'll switch my flow up like viscosity
Leave people breathless with my atrocities
I'm classified socially as blasphemous
They're only jealous, this isn't even half of this.

From: Sin
K ill start.
@Joseph D
Fuck off with lil bitches tryna act like 'Pac,
Im spittin these raps, going faster than Mach
Rapping against you is sweet; A cake walk.
Your time's about to run out, check your clock
99 Defence, stuff you like a ball; a block.
Closing your eyes in front of me, tell me your name's Brock
Only thing bigger than my ego is my….
More fly than a crow,
Cant touch me, your raps be too low
You're like your boyfriend's period, no bloody flow
So hop off my dick and stop messin' with #DeathRow .

#TeamEclipse

From: StickToTheScript
Imma gangsta!
Imma straight up 'G'!
The gangsta life is the life for me!

Now listen…

Take a step back and let me show you who's in charge.
I'm going to blow you up till your are fat and large!
Your mind is going to go, explode,
So get back quick, cuz you better reload.

Ill beat you so hard with my Sara Sword
You might as well say good by to your sweet reward.
You will bounce all the way over the fally wall,
Now, wait a second, Who is that baseball?

Your mind will be blown in two and a half seconds,
so be ready for your beating and your big fat wreckings!

BANG!

From: Brid Mayhem
Dog is that what you call good?
That's embarrassing like come on.. you ain't from the hood;
Don't act like you a 'straight up G',
you're new to this, but I'm an expert, you see.
Now do a favor for me;
Get out of here, this isn't where you should be.
To the answer to this game; only one key.
It's mine, I own the answer,
But you won't get it, like a personal dancer.
I got one of those, they're kinda nice.
Ill let you see mine, when you roll a 7 on the dice.
In case you didn't get that, it's never.
You can try though; endeavor.
Don't rhyme at me,
I'm not the average,
Refer to me as; #1 , or the savage.

From: Sin
Wait wheres my rap to joseph
wtf

From: Joseph D
@Sin
It's right here….

From: Sjoekeloe
+1 Sorry dew :) no hard feelings

From: idodew
i iz a monstar when i spit z barz

From: Hobbit
I've seen enough. If you cant follow the rules then this thread will not only be closed but also deleted. This is the only warning.

From: BMWxi
(This is just a short one, but it fits the theme ;))

@Sin

From: Sin
K time to bring the pain. @Joseph D

Say your last prayers, you're about to die
About to freeze you to death, no A/C, just a really cool guy
My whip blue my girl yellow, call that sh*t Best Buy
You're gambling with your life, go ahead, roll the Die.
Its 55x2 all over again, except its 100x1
Talking about bullets, all i'll need is one,
Crush you between my hands, call it the hotdog bun
Drop my raps on you, weigh more than a ton
Heavy like a fat chick having a McFun
This sorta amused me, you thought you actually won,
Truth is, Pac's legacy just begun

From: Sin



Uh thanks I guess :3

From: BMWxi

because people like you are in YMCMB Lil wayne, lil twist, and Nikki

From: BMWxi
Pretty good, lost me at this bit though, could you explain?
because people like you are in YMCMB Lil wayne, lil twist, and Nikki

From: Joseph D
Go ahead, spit it
Like Big I'm ready to die
My raps lay you out
and my kicks so fly
You talk about bullets; only needin one
I spit f____n raps faster than your gun.
You gone and done it now; messed with the wrong one
Even though all of this is just a little bit of fun
When I gamble - bet heavy
Raps sharper than a machete
Spell out your last words with a can of Alphagetti
Sin, this battle is easy
Like good weather; breezy.
Looks like your on the defense
Spittin cheap rhymes that don't make no sense
Meet IRL?
Don't bring no parents.
Speakin about Pac like your reincarnated
waitin around to get your rap license reinstated
Your raps are like barrows armor; degraded
aged so much its like "Happy belated"
Pac's legacy is over, don't you see?
You thought you'd seen the last of me
But in the end there's me: JD reppin B.I.G

<3 @Sin

From: Sin
This is a rap for all my haters, feelin' like J Cole
Acting tough in front of the chicks, better know your role
Stuff your stockings, paint it black like you're getting coal
Aint nobody stopping me, i'm going for the goal.
It's King Sin the king pin, you're just a has been
Chilling with celebs, hang on, getting a call from Gwyn
Boots so fly, just call em Glaivens
My raps just legendary, live enough to ressurect the dead and buried
Never satisfied with being secondary, flow just extraordinary
This is it, the battle of the century, bout to go down in history
It aint no mystery, its always my victory.
Cmon bro, dont worry, ill keep it alive and well
So go on, climb heaven's stairwell, ill be down here saying farewell.

From: Sin
This is a rap for all my haters, feelin' like J Cole
Acting tough in front of the chicks, better know your role
Stuff your stockings, paint it black like you're getting coal
Aint nobody stopping me, i'm going for the goal.
It's King Sin the king pin, you're just a has been
Chilling with celebs, hang on, getting a call from Gwyn
Boots so fly, just call em Glaivens
My raps just legendary, live enough to ressurect the dead and buried
Never satisfied with being secondary, flow just extraordinary
This is it, the battle of the century, bout to go down in history
It aint no mystery, its always my victory.
Cmon bro, dont worry, ill keep it alive and well
So go on, climb heaven's stairwell, ill be down here saying farewell.

From: Sin
This is a rap for all my haters, feelin' like J Cole
Acting tough in front of the chicks, better know your role
Stuff your stockings, paint it black like you're getting coal
Aint nobody stopping me, i'm going for the goal.
It's King Sin the king pin, you're just a has been
Chilling with celebs, hang on, getting a call from Gwyn
Boots so fly, just call em Glaivens
My raps just legendary, live enough to ressurect the dead and buried
Never satisfied with being secondary, flow just extraordinary
This is it, the battle of the century, bout to go down in history
It aint no mystery, its always my victory.
Cmon bro, dont worry, ill keep it alive and well
So go on, climb heaven's stairwell, ill be down here saying farewell.

From: BMWxi
Pretty good, lost me at this bit though, could you explain?

From: Joseph D
They are all rappers in YMCMB- the only real rapper in there is Drake. Dayum shame.