SRL Archive - Semi Stupid Pictures

I wonder why it was doing that… :D

Isnt that a bull?

From: Silentcore
Isnt that a bull?

Hmm.. No horns, I dont think so.
Looks like a normal cow. :P

From: US Marine
Hmm.. No horns, I dont think so.
Looks like a normal cow. :P

A male cow?

From: BMWxi
I wonder why it was doing that… :D

Scenario A:
Cow: "He parked on greenest grass in the field! We'll see about that…"

Scenario B:
Man: "Of all the places to get a flat tire, bleh."
Man: "I suppose I better get the spare. Now where's that jack?…"
Cow: "I can help."

Scenario C:
Group of cows: "Hey Dave, I'll bet you can't move that car."
Cow (Now named Dave): "You're on!"


I got nothing else.

^^ Lol.

From: Silentcore
A male cow?

Erm its hard to tell if it has a penis.. a Cow is a female, bull is a male. Most males have horns though. *shrugs* idkkkk

From: Flight
Scenario A:
Cow: "He parked on greenest grass in the field! We'll see about that…"

Scenario B:
Man: "Of all the places to get a flat tire, bleh."
Man: "I suppose I better get the spare. Now where's that jack?…"
Cow: "I can help."

Scenario C:
Group of cows: "Hey Dave, I'll bet you can't move that car."
Cow (Now named Dave): "You're on!"


I got nothing else.

All seem like viable possibilities. Except is is unlikely that a cow with udders that big is a "Dave" :D

From: US Marine
^^ Lol.


Erm its hard to tell if it has a penis.. a Cow is a female, bull is a male. Most males have horns though. *shrugs* idkkkk

It definitely has large udders though so I would hazard a guess and say cow. :D

From: BMWxi
All seem like viable possibilities. Except is is unlikely that a cow with udders that big is a "Dave" :D



It definitely has large udders though so I would hazard a guess and say cow. :D

Go watch some of the people that go into Walmart and the cow being called "Dave" seems very likely.

From: BMWxi
All seem like viable possibilities. Except is is unlikely that a cow with udders that big is a "Dave" :D

:duh: Way to make me feel dumb.

From: Flight
:duh: Way to make me feel dumb.

I only noticed it after Marine brought up the question of a penis :)

This is great. We are debating on the gender of a cow ;)

Silentcore started it… Blame him! :D

From: US Marine
Silentcore started it… Blame him! :D

lol, doesnt a cow have whatever that is called under to get milked. I'm 80% sure it's a male because I have lived on a farm. Unless i'm wrong. Cowboy Silentcore!!!

From: Silentcore
lol, doesnt a cow have whatever that is called under to get milked. I'm 80% sure it's a male because I have lived on a farm. Unless i'm wrong. Cowboy Silentcore!!!

The udder, and yes it has one :)

Maybe the car is just its play toy. It looks pretty beat up already.

Make a poll to this: Is it a male or female?

Everyone vote Female so Silentcore loses. ;)

<3

^^ lol, I knew someone was going to say that..

From: Wetish
This is great. We are debating on the gender of a cow ;)

Honestly reading this made me lol. This is a great quote. :thumbsup:

AND Female jumps ahead. :)

<3 Silentcore

If I lose, I'm making a script for everyone…In 10 years..jk, soon..

From: Silentcore
If I lose, I'm making a script for everyone…In 10 years..jk, soon..

Cow gender identifying script?

Found another cow gif that you might enjoy. Contains a bit of vulgar language.

Cow seizure ftw

So are those the final votes?

Definitely male. Also, it doe have horns, they are just hard to see as they blend in with the colour of his head but if you look extremely close you can see them.

From: Hobbit
Definitely male. Also, it doe have horns, they are just hard to see as they blend in with the colour of his head but if you look extremely close you can see them.

Hobbit - The professional cow gender identifier.

Do male cows have udders?

From: BMWxi
Do male cows have udders?

It's definitely a penis

From: Hadouken
It's definitely a penis

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That is a penis, this is an udder.

From: BMWxi
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The udder is located torwards the back, near the back legs. If it's in the middle, its a male organ..
trust me, I have my farm and I have lived on it.

From: Silentcore
The udder is located torwards the back, near the back legs. If it's in the middle, its a male organ..
trust me, I have my farm and I have lived on it.

lived on horse penis? :o

From: The Killer
lived on horse penis? :o

lol silly one, don't change it to a horse now..

From: Silentcore
lol silly one, don't change it to a horse now..

Yeah well, A horse's dong is huge :p, must get a good meal out of it ;)
but then again, horse meat has been on the plate for a while if your into burgers or lasagna ;)

From: Wetish
Found another cow gif that you might enjoy. Contains a bit of vulgar language.

Hahaha, that made me LOL

Not only am I laughing my ass off at this conversation too, but I'm also just discovering we have a "Semi Stupid Pictures" Sub-Forum. I'm about to lose a lot of my time in here…

Definately a male.

I dont know too many females named Jack.

owned by a cow. Hows that one feel mr camera man?

In horned cattle the horns of bulls tend to be thicker and somewhat shorter than those of cows, and in many breeds they curve outwards in a flat arc rather than upwards in a lyre shape. It is not true, as is commonly believed, that bulls have horns and cows do not: the presence of horns depends on the breed, or in horned breeds on whether the horns have been disbudded (conversely, in many breeds of sheep it is indeed only the males which have horns).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bull