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YoHoJo, A Must Read, A HeartWarming Story That Has Touched the Lives of Millions


YoHoJo

2013-02-09 00:05:32

This sort has 3 characters.
Myself, YoHoJo
GP Buyer, Who will be called Buyer to protect his identify.
And a lowly Scammrr, who we'll call Idiot.

And so the story begins.

Buyer contacted YoHoJo on Skype and asked to buy his entire stock!
Weary at first, as he was well seasoned in the market and knew things like this were rarely true, YoHoJo asked what payment method was to be used.
(Of course he wouldn't take PP because that's very unsafe!)
Buyer answered MoneyPak, and agreed to YoHoJo's fair and low prices!
Buyer was kind enough to drive to the store just to get a MoneyPak for YoHoJo!
The trade went brilliantly!
Seller had lots of gold, and YoHoJo had sold his entire stock!
Buyer said he had a $55 MoneyPak left over and would love to spend it on YoHoJo once he restocked, but alas, YoHoJo's coin pouch was barren!
Buyer promised to buy more later, but was eager to spend the $55 as soon as possible.

Several minutes later…

Buyer comes to YoHoJo enraged!
He had been scammed out of his $55 by the Idiot imposter!
His hard earned money, taken away in a blink of an eye!
Alas, there was nothing to be done, all hope was lost!

Yet another several minutes later….

YoHoJo receives a Skype request from a user asking to buy fair and low priced gold via MoneyPak.
At first YoHoJo thought nothing of it, business as usual, another customer like normal, and explains he has no stock at the moment.


But a few seconds later YoHoJo thinks maybe….just maybe… And as how much money was on the MoneyPak card, and buyer2 answered






















$55!

Was it a coincidence he thought? Or had the IDIOT IMPOSTER come to YoHoJo to buy GP with a stolen $55 MoneyPak?!
After agreeing to a deal, and of course the buyer2 went first to the almighty YoHoJo, buyer2 tells him the MoneyPak code.
YoHoJo quickly asks the original buyer what code he got scammed out of, and low and behold… THEY MATCHED!

The IDIOT IMPOSTER was left with a:
[YoHoJo]: I have reason to believe that that code was scammed from another user. I will be returning the funds to him and making a report against you.


Not a word more, not a word less, and no questions were answered.

The MoneyPak was quickly redeemed, the buyer was notified, and he agreed to buy the $55 worth of GP from YoHoJo as soon as YoHoJo got it, also giving him a $10 reward for his valiant efforts.

Moral of the story?



Olly

2013-02-09 00:08:37

large text much!

Chris!

2013-02-09 00:08:54

Excellent read. YoHoJo #1 .

Ian

2013-02-09 00:11:54

You're right this was heartwarming, although at some points felt like an infomercial ;)

Press Play

2013-02-09 00:12:06

Great story telling, and good effort on catching the criminal - you are a true super mod ;)

Sjoe

2013-02-09 00:40:35

Sorry you lost me at YoHoJo's fair and low prices!
It didn't match up :p

YoHoJo

2013-02-09 00:43:44

From: Ollybest
large text much!

Shut Up.

From: Chris!
Excellent read. YoHoJo #1 .

Thanks <3.

From: BMWxi
You're right this was heartwarming, although at some points felt like an infomercial ;)

:) I'm glad I warmed your heart.
The prices part is kind of a joke, people like to complain that I'm overpriced.

From: -daazndagger-
Great story telling, and good effort on catching the criminal - you are a true super mod ;)

SupaDupa!

From: Sjoekeloe
Sorry you lost me at YoHoJo's fair and low prices!
It didn't match up :p

:) I'm glad you did, I was hoping certain people in the know would enjoy that part.

Neznam

2013-02-09 00:49:42

Wow that is frigging amazing.
You're awesome. Gatta smile at the "fair and low prices" too :P

Flight

2013-02-09 00:51:38

Good guy YoHoJo. :D

Sjoe

2013-02-09 01:10:07

From: YoHoJo

:) I'm glad you did, I was hoping certain people in the know would enjoy that part.


Don't even know what you mean there, but nice catch ;)

Prometheus

2013-02-09 01:29:27






jk, I should be buying gold from you instead of pb :P
Was nice how you gave $10 to him!

US Marine

2013-02-09 01:31:32

What a nice story.. :D

<3 YoHoJo.

Sjoe

2013-02-09 02:07:41

From: [PRO]metheus





jk, I should be buying gold from you instead of pb :P
Was nice how you gave $10 to him!



That's so wrong lol

Prometheus

2013-02-09 02:10:46

From: Sjoekeloe
That's so wrong lol

I read it though, was a good read before I go to bed :)

The Mayor

2013-02-09 02:35:42

Great read. Only 70 more posts until i can bear witness to these fair and low prices!

J J

2013-02-09 03:17:34

Good job yohojo :)
But idiot scammed buyer, but didnt redeem? So buyer could still redeem his "scammed" moneypak? Not sure how that works.

YoHoJo

2013-02-09 05:08:01

From: J J
Good job yohojo :)
But idiot scammed buyer, but didnt redeem? So buyer could still redeem his "scammed" moneypak? Not sure how that works.


I thought/asked the same thing.
Buyer's PP was limited/not verified or something, so he was not able to redeem it.

Benny

2013-02-09 05:51:43

Wow great work YohHoJo!

Looks great. Which you were around to save me when I've been scammed!
Don't mess with the YoHoJo

Mark

2013-02-09 08:34:53

From: -Benny
Wow great work YohHoJo!

Looks great. Which you were around to save me when I've been scammed!
Don't mess with the YoHoJo


Aww man u stole my line don't mess with the yohojo (zohan) haha.

Anyway congratz on your speedy acceptance well deserved ;)

Shatterhand

2013-02-09 08:44:36

BUSTED by YoHoJo! :D

Itankbots

2013-02-09 08:59:12

Haha dat karma :P

BadKarma

2013-02-09 09:02:38

:spot: Good job!

Ashaman88

2013-02-09 10:13:24

haha awesome story yoho, nice job!

Gucci

2013-02-09 11:06:31

Ahaha yohojo's fair and low prices ;). Nice catch though

M_Back

2013-02-09 12:10:57

There is a new cop in town! Good job Yohojo.
More scammers like that should bite the dust!

Benny

2013-02-09 16:44:08

From: CRU1Z1N
Aww man u stole my line don't mess with the yohojo (zohan) haha.

Anyway congratz on your speedy acceptance well deserved ;)

I'm sorry! It was very catchy though!

Thank you very much. I really appreciated the support!

Silentcore

2013-02-09 17:07:46

^^ new cop? He should hide before he gets shot by that ex-cop who is killing the cops..

YoHoJo

2013-02-09 19:41:49

Banned:
http://www.sythe.org/report-scammer-archive/1529395-vlad-k-imposter-scammer.html

Ian

2013-02-09 20:00:36

A satisfying end to an exciting tale :)

Good work YoHoJo :D

Neznam

2013-02-09 21:30:43

From: YoHoJo
Banned:
http://www.sythe.org/report-scammer-archive/1529395-vlad-k-imposter-scammer.html


I hate that place.
Ban you for a ridiculous reason, and when you prove that you're not that person, they say well IP match. Sure, if that were the case you would have lead with that in the first place. Assholes.

Rezozo

2013-02-14 15:13:25

This makes my heart warmer. Glad to see you still got it in you Yohojo ;)
~Rez