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[non-ORIGINAL] How to fail at Villavu!


The Killer

2013-01-20 07:01:22

Couldn't decide if to post in bbq or nota or even newbie guides ;)
Ended up in bbq because it has some inappropriate language here and there

Yesterday I stumbled acorss this by @KeepBotting so I decided to make a villavu version with help from the skype noobs:
  • @Chris!
  • @Gucci
  • @idodew
  • @Ollybest
  • @xtrapsp - Tried but he's a noob so didn't include his ;)
  • @JJ - Tried and failed :P
No need to thank me for the mentions ;) - and sorry if I forgot about you <3

Ok here it goes… Feel free to suggest additions:
1.Leech
2.Double Post
3.Bot Rsps / make scripts for Rsps
4.Apply for members without a script
5.Lose your cool
6.Spambot
7.Request a Dungering Script
8.Scam
9.Scam Us Marine
10.Ddos Villavu
11.Make a graphics sale in graphics section
12.Buy Scripts
13.Get Hacked
14.Be Footy, Djv, Jokester
15.First post: Requests script or "Doesn't work."
16.Saying something is bugged without explaining what doesn't work
17.Thinking irc is better than skype
18.Acting like a mod
19.Plagarism
20.Apply for members with a script that isn't finished
22.Say YoHoJo is expensive
23.Bribe yohojo for rep
24.Notice I missed 21
25.Not using the search tool
26.Not knowing spanish
27.Not thinking sheep are sexy
28.Getting infracted by brak
28.Using 1337 language
29.Talking like this: "0mg h3y n00bz"
30.Not using grammer
31.Being horny
32.Faking to be a girl to get rep/gpz
33.Being caught by YohoJo
34.Not knowing php
35.Listen to ghetto music (sin)
36.Thinking you're better than everyone else
37.Legit Runescape
38.Paying for a show by an online girl
39.Being younger than NKN
40.Getting into Rep wars
41.Not knowing where wales is
42.Thinking Australians ride Kangaroos
43.Having [ ] in your name
44.Having numbers replacing letters
44.Thinking Powerbot is better than SRL
45.Not thinking "Simba > All"
46.Thinking my little pony is good
47.Watching my little pony porn
48.Reading this thread
49 Putting words after hash tags
50.Paying nkn to fix scripts for you
51.Using "tard"
52.Begging for money
53.Infract me
54.Get butthurt while / after reading this thread
55.Repeat what is already on this list
// Additions:
56.Not botting 24/7
57.Not seeing this before you got linked here
58.Being racist
59.asking someone to fix the anti-leech for you
69.Not having fun

onilika

2013-01-20 07:03:57

That reminds me someone o:

chongc

2013-01-20 08:51:52

lolololol i was lurking in skype as this list was coming up

KeepBotting

2013-01-20 08:53:03

From: onilika
That reminds me someone o:
It is me?

'cause dang, I do almost all of these! :D

GJ on this Killer :P

Sax

2013-01-20 09:23:06

0mg u tard n00bzzzz 1/\/\ 50 (00L

Flight

2013-01-20 09:23:14

I failed: 26, 27, 34, 37, 48.

The Killer

2013-01-20 09:56:44

From: KeepBotting
It is me?

'cause dang, I do almost all of these! :D

GJ on this Killer :P

hehe that's for the inspiration ;)

From: Flight
I failed: 26, 27, 34, 37, 48.

I failed: 5, 18, 22, 26, 28, 31, 48, 56. :P

Ian

2013-01-20 10:11:00

I don't know where whales is
jk lol.

And 28 and 29 are kinda the same thing.

I failed 15, 24, 26, 34, 37, 56

KeepBotting

2013-01-20 10:14:16

I've failed:
2
5
24
25
27
28
31
34
36
maybe 39 idk
44
47 *fapfapfap*
48
49
51

Mr[S]

2013-01-20 10:30:42

It's all about the []s

Sin

2013-01-20 10:32:33

Wait so you say my name in the fails, but forget to mention me?
LOL FU

Chris Reborn

2013-01-20 10:37:31

3.Bot Rsps / make scripts for Rsps
17.Thinking irc is better than skype
26.Not knowing spanish
31.Being horny
35.Listen to ghetto music (sin)
38.Paying for a show by an online girl
39.Being younger than NKN
44.Thinking Powerbot is better than SRL
48.Reading this thread
50.Paying nkn to fix scripts for you


i brought alot more to the table than i thought ;) man i did some good work with those!

Ian

2013-01-20 11:12:57

Add "asking someone to fix antileech for you"

Gucci

2013-01-20 11:18:21

Looks nice, a lot of thought went into this ;)

Gu3st...

2013-01-20 11:18:56

I failed on these: 2, 15, 16, 18, 20, 25, 26, 27, 44, 48, 49, 56 :/

Ian

2013-01-20 11:20:29

From: Zyt3x
I failed on these: 2, 15, 16, 18, 20, 25, 26, 27, 44, 48, 49, 56 :/


Show me 15,I don't believe you :p

The Killer

2013-01-20 11:32:44

From: BMWxi
Show me 15,I don't believe you :p


Don't think you can go back 8k posts :P
my first few threads were script requests :P, don't think my first post was

Ian

2013-01-20 11:36:08

From: The Killer
Don't think you can go back 8k posts :P
my first few threads were script requests :P, don't think my first post was


I thought maybe mods could, oh well :p

Chris!

2013-01-20 16:54:53

Good read, very good read. <3.

chief herb

2013-01-20 18:18:56

aww i listen too "ghetto" music too, why the hate tho?;)

Mr[S]

2013-01-20 18:23:41

I is ghettttoooooooooo

Chris Reborn

2013-01-20 19:15:32

From: chief herb
aww i listen too "ghetto" music too, why the hate tho?;)


boom nigahiga nigahiga i pull my gun and shoot niggas in the motherfucking face boom nigahiga…. good ass music my man.

Sjoe

2013-01-21 09:27:29

2 times 44 in the list ;)

The Second 44 is one of the worst sins in the list!

The Killer

2013-01-21 11:12:34

From: Chris!
Good read, very good read. <3.


Gz on jrs noob :P Deserved (And I have a big thing with jrs should be deserved (hate all the old leechers that got it easy)

___

2013-01-21 13:58:09

Most of these posts are either asskissing, jokes, or hurtful to newcomers.

Chris Reborn

2013-01-21 19:38:30

From: ___
Most of these posts are either asskissing, jokes, or hurtful to newcomers.


i don't see where you're getting this from…

Gucci

2013-01-21 20:34:11

From: ___
Most of these posts are either asskissing, jokes, or hurtful to newcomers.


How are these hurtful to newcomers? And there is no asskissing going on here

___

2013-01-21 20:54:43

From: Gucci
How are these hurtful to newcomers? And there is no asskissing going on here

Most of these are either geared towards somebody or include the persons name.
Personally I've done just about all the serious ones- so about 4 of the 59 trolls on the thread..

I've done:1,2,5,8,12,22,25,28,35,37,45,58.

Most of the numbers on this thread are completely retarded or "tard". You should have kept this crap on skype…
How are you a failing at Villavu (you mean SRL?) if you've been infracted by Brak? (erps, multiple times I have failed at SRL)
You my friend are the biggest 18 I know.
Killer. Plz teah me 2 SRL!

Lately I've been trying to turn my SRL behavior around- but this. This is too much.

Sjoe

2013-01-21 21:03:40

From: ___
Most of these are either geared towards somebody or include the persons name.
Personally I've done just about all the serious ones- so about 4 of the 59 trolls on the thread..

I've done:1,2,5,8,12,22,25,28,35,37,45,58.

Most of the numbers on this thread are completely retarded or "tard". You should have kept this crap on skype…
How are you a failing at Villavu (you mean SRL?) if you've been infracted by Brak? (erps, multiple times I have failed at SRL)
You my friend are the biggest 18 I know.
Killer. Plz teah me 2 SRL!

Lately I've been trying to turn my SRL behavior around- but this. This is too much.


Get a girl mate :)
Or whatever you're into.
nr.47 might help for you !

Vinyl Scratch

2013-01-21 21:11:20

From: Sjoekeloe

nr.47 might help for you !


It will. You should defo try it.


__, in all seriousness, this was a joke, don't get mad because you failed at a couple. I got nailed by several of these, too. Nothing to be upset about, just take it and laugh.

I did.
Though, 46 and 47 are a bit harsh. That stuff is nice.

___

2013-01-21 21:29:52

From: Gucci
How are these hurtful to newcomers? And there is no asskissing going on here


From: Vinyl Scratch
It will. You should defo try it.


__, in all seriousness, this was a joke, don't get mad because you failed at a couple. I got nailed by several of these, too. Nothing to be upset about, just take it and laugh.

I did.
Though, 46 and 47 are a bit harsh. That stuff is nice.


I don't even know what nr47 is… is that something american?
http://media.soundonsound.com/sos/mar10/images/newmannretro_nr47_03.jpg
what?

Ian

2013-01-21 22:11:21

From: ___
I don't even know what nr47 is… is that something american?
http://media.soundonsound.com/sos/mar10/images/newmannretro_nr47_03.jpg
what?


I think he meant number 47.

Don't take these seriously, we've all done many of the things on that list, me included.

And you have really turned your behavior here around, I'm sure I'm not the only one who's noticed. :)

Ashaman88

2013-01-22 01:36:29

i fail at villavu

Mr[S]

2013-01-22 03:12:03

My little pony skinny and boney, made out of plastic, looks like a spastic!

xtrapsp

2013-01-22 04:55:06

From: ___
I don't even know what nr47 is… is that something american?
http://media.soundonsound.com/sos/mar10/images/newmannretro_nr47_03.jpg
what?


Hey ____

You have been infracted for starting a flame war in the BBQ Pit. Although this is a fun and flaming area, no one actually likes you here. You are breaking rule #69 . Having fun.

Please vacate the forums.

The Killer

2013-01-22 04:56:02

From: Ashaman88
i fail at villavu

Vouch! ;)<3
From: Mr[S]
My little pony skinny and boney, made out of plastic, looks like a spastic!

Never, Ever say that in front of vinyl lerl

Not even going to comment on ___, Just going to say that this thread was intended as a joke.

Chris!

2013-01-22 05:56:04

I failed 26, 27, 31, 34, 37 (Sometimes), 41 (wales? Wales.), 48, 51, 56.

Mr[S]

2013-01-22 06:34:57

From: The Killer
Vouch! ;)<3

Never, Ever say that in front of vinyl lerl

Not even going to comment on ___, Just going to say that this thread was intended as a joke.


Or even a colour annalist, remember the retardation factor of a solvent?

Sin

2013-01-22 07:32:06

Guys ____ has a point LOL.

Echo_

2013-01-22 13:54:38

This list fails.

Thanatos

2013-01-22 19:46:51

The list doesn't fail…The people reading it do. :p

rj

2013-01-22 20:23:17

70)telling somebody they fail because of a script they made

Justin

2013-01-22 20:31:30

Replace Question Marks with **'s

___

2013-01-22 20:35:31

From: Sin
Guys ____ has a point LOL.


You deserve a whale :)

Gucci

2013-01-22 23:40:59

From: ___
Most of these are either geared towards somebody or include the persons name.
Personally I've done just about all the serious ones- so about 4 of the 59 trolls on the thread..

I've done:1,2,5,8,12,22,25,28,35,37,45,58.

Most of the numbers on this thread are completely retarded or "tard". You should have kept this crap on skype…
How are you a failing at Villavu (you mean SRL?) if you've been infracted by Brak? (erps, multiple times I have failed at SRL)
You my friend are the biggest 18 I know.
Killer. Plz teah me 2 SRL!

Lately I've been trying to turn my SRL behavior around- but this. This is too much.


I'm the biggest 18? LOL

If you don't like it then ignore it, no point in trying to start a flame war.

From: xtrapsp
Hey ____

You have been infracted for starting a flame war in the BBQ Pit. Although this is a fun and flaming area, no one actually likes you here. You are breaking rule #69 . Having fun.

Please vacate the forums.


This.

[XoL]

2013-01-23 01:05:53

I failed :(
2
17
18
20
24
27
35
41
43 (im awesome)

KeepBotting

2013-01-30 19:58:53

Bumpity.

NKN

2013-01-30 21:41:40

From: idodew
3.Bot Rsps / make scripts for Rsps
17.Thinking irc is better than skype
26.Not knowing spanish
31.Being horny
35.Listen to ghetto music (sin)
38.Paying for a show by an online girl
39.Being younger than NKN
44.Thinking Powerbot is better than SRL
48.Reading this thread
50.Paying nkn to fix scripts for you


i brought alot more to the table than i thought ;) man i did some good work with those!

False, you're not younger than me. Don't even try. :P (50 has happened a few times now also lolol)
From: KeepBotting
I've failed:
2
5
24
25
27
28
31
34
36
maybe 39 idk
44
47 *fapfapfap*
48
49
51

Nope babe, you're 15, I like, just turned 14. Good try darlin.

The Killer

2013-09-17 12:42:52

Cough, I enjoyed re-reading this thread.

[XoL]

2013-09-17 12:54:18

Not going to lie, pretty accurate list.

rj

2013-09-17 18:35:50

3.Bot Rsps / make scripts for Rsps


wat

Zeta Matt

2013-09-17 18:45:22

My little pony porn *.* Should i think about finishing my account here.

NKN

2013-09-17 19:14:34

Whew baby I haven't looked at this list in a long time.

We're rocking 39 and 50 though, right?
/Still the youngest

rj

2013-09-17 19:16:03

1, 2, 3, 5, 10, 15, 16, 18, 20, 23, 25, 28, 30, 31, 34, 35, 36, 37, 40, 48, 49, 52, 53, 58, 59

Itankbots

2013-09-17 22:36:04

I failed #70