SRL Archive - NOTA

So in middle school I got a gf for the first time, my buddy made us go out basically, anyway I liked being single

5 YEARS LATER we break up, I was kinda sad for like 30 seconds then I didn't care

well it's been almost 5 years, I thought I should get in a relationship again, but deep inside I don't want to (I'm 22 now)

give me great manly stories to keep me from going outside and acquiring a female

Lolwut.

Well, the internet is your friend I guess. C:

From: Chris!
Lolwut.

Well, the internet is your friend I guess. C:

I don't need friends though!

Dats its man all about the future no dwindling in the past.

Best idea for you as it did great for me when I temporally split with my mrs for about 6 months is plan a holiday with the boys to megamuff/shagaluff. Magaluff.
I went when I was 22 myself they party 24/7 packed full girls your age only down side was having to dodge the piles of sick in the morning which made the the air smell pretty ripe in ha ha.

Edit: I did just try to edit my post but crashed.

Think i misunderstood you there :/ .

From: CRU1Z1N
Dats its man all about the future no dwindling in the past.

Best idea for you as it did great for me when I temporally split with my mrs for about 6 months is plan a holiday with the boys to megamuff/shagaluff. Magaluff.
I went when I was 22 myself they party 24/7 packed full girls your age only down side was having to dodge the piles of sick in the morning which made the the air smell pretty ripe in ha ha.

I don't mourn my relationship, I'm still buddies with her (went hiking few months ago), I just like being single but meeting some girl has crossed my mind and I know I'll hate it if I do it.
We broke up many years ago, been friends about 11 years now. (before anyone asks, not interested in her)

your story makes me not want to go over anyones house though, so that's a start

Rational thinking.

I'm bored of having one night stands with a different girl, they look at me and go 'He's sexy' then they find out I'm a computer nerd and just head right out the door…really should keep my hobbies separate from my sex life :S

From: Mr[S]
I'm bored of having one night stands with a different girl, they look at me and go 'He's sexy' then they find out I'm a computer nerd and just head right out the door…really should keep my hobbies separate from my sex life :S

If I bring a girl here they know I'm a computer nerd, instantly..












that's why I don't go outside

bring girl to house-> girl finds out you're computer nerd -> girl walks out -> no girlfriend ->??? -> profit!!!!

From: chongc
bring girl to house-> girl finds out you're computer nerd -> girl walks out -> no girlfriend ->??? -> profit!!!!

I like how you think, my guy

Yeah women are the most money draining thing on this planet

yea, I barely work anymore and still have extra money

pretty much sit in my chair and eat chips & salsa

Gf's are xp waste

Just make sure you have things to do so you don't get too bored :)

From: BMWxi
Just make sure you have things to do so you don't get too bored :)

that's probably what it is.. haven't had school in almost 2 months, starts next week

Just do what I do, go out and meet girls, but never - ever make a relationship with them.

However, that's going to change for me soon. Bleh.

From: Kyle Undefined
Just do what I do, go out and meet girls, but never - ever make a relationship with them.

However, that's going to change for me soon. Bleh.

hhahhahhaahaha pwned

From: grats
hhahhahhaahaha pwned

Yeah, bleh. I mean, don't get me wrong, I really enjoy hanging out with her. It's just, I like my freedom more.

From: Kyle Undefined
Yeah, bleh. I mean, don't get me wrong, I really enjoy hanging out with her. It's just, I like my freedom more.

I gotta find someone who likes to be awake while the sun is down majority of the year, and never go outside when the sun is up and go up in the mountains hiking/camping/traveling during the summer
That'll never happen until I turn gay so I don't dare add computer knowledge, athletic abilities, & likes all type of music (doesn't cry when some random music is played)

ITT: I realize I am in search of a guy

Bro you want a girl. 22 is prime age for starting a family!!
Get a good girlfriend and then marry her and then have some baby grats (grats on the baby).
If you feel too nerdy, try and do an extracurricular activity:

Ball hockey
Rockclimbing
Music stuff (jam nights n stuff I dunno)

From: cause
Bro you want a girl. 22 is prime age for starting a family!!
Get a good girlfriend and then marry her and then have some baby grats (grats on the baby).
If you feel too nerdy, try and do an extracurricular activity:

Ball hockey
Rockclimbing
Music stuff (jam nights n stuff I dunno)

prime age for dummies to start a family, I'll wait till I'm 30 and way richer than I am now

From: Mr[S]
I'm bored of having one night stands with a different girl, they look at me and go 'He's sexy' then they find out I'm a computer nerd and just head right out the door…really should keep my hobbies separate from my sex life :S

*bangin some babe*
"Insert parameters to line 57!"
"Ewwww nerd.."
*babe walks out the door*

You seem bored that's all, If you're in for some wakeup calls/adrenaline junky sorta things, do this:
[video=youtube;TWfph3iNC-k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWfph3iNC-k[/video]







Or just go out more :P Might find you like it.

I hate going out

built a few peoples computers today, school starts in less than a week

I shall survive

my advice would be.. When you stop thinking about a girl as an item you will never find one. (actually it's only a sarcastic joke)

From: altec
my advice would be.. When you stop thinking about a girl as an item you will never find one. (actually it's only a sarcastic joke)

Women aren't items to me. They come in types: .jpg, .png, etc.

From: ___
Women aren't items to me. They come in types: .jpg, .png, etc.

I like .flv & .mp4 ones

When it comes to women, remember the acronym
TIT : Tell it (to) Tupac

"I don't mean to sound sleezy but tease me I don't want it if it's that easy.”
~ Tupac Shakur

That's all the advice I got for you.

I like MKV me

From: grats
I like .flv & .mp4 ones

ever thought about 4d one?

Only specific women are worth your time… alot of women are a waste of time.