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Welcome!

… TO DJV's INVESTMENT BANK OF AWESOMENESS!

Tired of staying around GE flipping? This is YOUR SOLUTION RIGHT HERE! This is an investment bank that will leave you laid-back on your seat while sipping on hot cocoa while I flip my ass off! :)


If you enjoy no effort money making YOU WILL LOVE THIS INVESTMENT! :) 100% safe and working! The chances of you getting banned on Runescape for using this investment bank are 0.00010!

~FlippingLikeABoss>*>

This is a flawless investment bank that will gain you money while you can sit back and enjoy the action! ;)

Investment Bank Non-Compound
1-49M - 0.4%
50-99M- 0.6%
100-150M - 0.8%

Christmas/New Years Special: Add 0.2% to any amount within Dec 21 - Jan 7! :)

Note: I will only be taking up to 150M. (Max 2 weeks loan).

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Now all you need to do is fill out this form and then be prepared to see some really nice action.

Skype Name:
Amount Loan: (Max 150M)
Time Loan: (Max 2 weeks)

Happy investing and enjoy your Christmas and New Years Holidays!

Props to Runehack123 for thread design! ;)

Skype Name: YouAlreadyKnow101
Amount Loan: 0m
Time Loan: 4 years.

hehe, goodluck with this. I might follow suit if I think theres room for me to join :P

From: The Killer
Skype Name: YouAlreadyKnow101
Amount Loan: 0m
Time Loan: 4 years.

hehe, goodluck with this. I might follow suit if I think theres room for me to join :P

Sorry I can not do your order is the max time loan is 2 weeks which means the order violates the TOS. Terminated!

Thank you, and yup I'm sure there'll be room?

I don't understand how this works :O?

Lol so if I invest 10m in you I'll get 4k gp everyday for 2 weeks? Seems kind of pointless on my end :|

From: ssshhhaaa
I don't understand how this works :O?

basically you deposit money into djv's "investment bank", Like a normal bank it gain interest (simple / non-compound in this case). After the set peroid of time, you withdraw all your money with the interest it gained, making it very profitable if you have money hanging around.

edit: 10m for 2 weeks would give u 840k at the end of 2 weeks

From: The Killer
basically you deposit money into djv's "investment bank", Like a normal bank it gain interest (simple / non-compound in this case). After the set peroid of time, you withdraw all your money with the interest it gained, making it very profitable if you have money hanging around.

4k per day doesnt seem very profitable for a 10m investment lol!

From: ssshhhaaa
4k per day doesnt seem very profitable for a 10m investment lol!

You get 0.06 because it's on special which would be 840 per 2 weeks.

From: ssshhhaaa
4k per day doesnt seem very profitable for a 10m investment lol!

it's 60k/day…
so 420k/week
840k/fortnight

Looks pretty good if you ask me. I should figure some geepees if I was playing

This is actually something I might do if I don't learn how to flip :).

GL DJV, I'll be a customer in the future!

If I lend you say 10m, you'll give me 10840k in 2 weeks ?

From: Dervish
If I lend you say 10m, you'll give me 10840k in 2 weeks ?

That is correct. Djv would give you 10.84m on the chosen date.

Do you plan on making this possible for billions ?

It's 0.04% a day for 1-49 mil, so that would be 4k each day and 56k for two weeks. For 10mil.

From: The Killer
it's 60k/day…
so 420k/week
840k/fortnight

Its not 60k a day its 6k -.-

From: The Killer
That is correct. Djv would give you 10.84m on the chosen date.

No…are you making up stuff now?

From: ssshhhaaa
Its not 60k a day its 6k -.-

10m / 10 = 1m (10%)
1m / 10 = 100k (1%)

-Boom

Neat idea, I might start one of these up since I'm trusted and good at flipping..

From: Dervish
If I lend you say 10m, you'll give me 10840k in 2 weeks ?

Yup this is correct, thanks TK! :)

From: Dervish
Do you plan on making this possible for billions ?

Maybe in the future but not as of now. I'm most efficient at 100-300M so I'm keeping it that way until I can experiment how to flip higher tier items (rares).

So anyone interested? :)

From: DeiJaiVui
Yup this is correct, thanks TK! :)



Maybe in the future but not as of now. I'm most efficient at 100-300M so I'm keeping it that way until I can experiment how to flip higher tier items (rares).

So anyone interested? :)

rares are risky just a tip hah. but what would my return on 100m be? i might test you out…

From: DeiJaiVui
Yup this is correct, thanks TK! :)

If that's correct then you need to edit the OP. It would be 0.4% interest, not 0.04%:


10,000,000 x 0.04%(or 0.06% with special) = 4,000(or 6,000) x 14 = 56,000(or 84,000)

10,000,000 x 0.4%(or 0.06% with special) = 40,000(or 60,000) x 14 = 560,000(or 840,000)

From: idodew
rares are risky just a tip hah. but what would my return on 100m be? i might test you out…

100M*0.1*14 = 114M return! :)

From: Austin
If that's correct then you need to edit the OP. It would be 0.4% interest, not 0.04%.

What.. I mean 0.4% and I'm thanking him because he's helping me start this up.

From: DeiJaiVui
100M*0.1*14 = 114M return! :)



What.. I mean 0.4% and I'm thanking him because he's helping me start this up.

It says 0.04% in the OP =/

DJV, what would happen if the item you were flipping crashed? Would I get back my investment and interest anyway?

From: Dynamite
10m / 10 = 1m (10%)
1m / 10 = 100k (1%)

-Boom

But it's .01 PERCENT, which is one one-hundredth of a percent.
100k/100 = 1k (.01%)

1k per day for a 10m investment. Seems fair.

From: Austin
It says 0.04% in the OP =/

Sorry I'm a little sleepy, just got up sec.

From: BMWxi
DJV, what would happen if the item you were flipping crashed? Would I get back my investment and interest anyway?

Yep you would, I flip very how do I say it.. Unfamiliar items, I haven't had a crash with those yet but yes you will as that's a fault on my part.

From: Nebula
But it's .01 PERCENT, which is one one-hundredth of a percent.
100k/100 = 1k (.01%)

1k per day for a 10m investment. Seems fair.

0.8% + 0.2% = 0.1% not 0.01%

10M*0.1*14 = 14M as 1M per day

From: BMWxi
DJV, what would happen if the item you were flipping crashed? Would I get back my investment and interest anyway?

Yeah he would have to give you back ur investment + the agreed intrest, And then he would have to take the hit of the crash out of his own money

Im still a bit confused, How much will I get at the end of 2 weeks with 100M investment?

From: Silentcore
Im still a bit confused, How much will I get at the end of 2 weeks with 100M investment?

You give me 100M.

You get 0.8% back of the money a day, but since it's on Special 0.8+0.2 = 1%

After 14 days, 1% of 100M = 1M, so in 14 days you'd get 14M back + your original 100M.

114M (14M Profit.)

From: Silentcore
Im still a bit confused, How much will I get at the end of 2 weeks with 100M investment?

ok 100m @ 1% non compound intrest = 1m a day
so 2 weeks is 14 days (You don't say ;))
therefore 1 * 14 = 14m profit.

I'll give you 400m to play with. :D

From: US Marine
I'll give you 400m to play with. :D

His max is 150m, but I'll take 50m of that if that's what u want :D

From: US Marine
I'll give you 400m to play with. :D

I'm taking max 150M as of now, but I'll maybe expand to higher rates in the future. :)

From: The Killer
His max is 150m, but I'll take 50m of that if that's what u want :D

True, true. I never said he had to give me the profits he makes. I just said he could play with it. Get it back to me in 2 weeks. :D

From: US Marine
True, true. I never said he had to give me the profits he makes. I just said he could play with it. Get it back to me in 2 weeks. :D

Oh, this would be awesome! :)

From: DeiJaiVui
Oh, this would be awesome! :)

Shoot me a pm. ;)

From: US Marine
Shoot me a pm. ;)

Sent you 2. :)

I'm really not understanding peoples math in this thread.

If I invest 150,000,000 gp with DJ I would get at max a .1% return for the two weeks.

Now for people doing .1* 150,000,000* 14 to get a result, you are incorrect as you should be doing .001*150,000,000 *14 and you will see that you get a much smaller return on investment and find that his is not even close to worth doing as you can make more gp/hr with normal methods.

I would not get a 1.5m/day return, I would get a 150k/day return even with a max investment.

From: Hazzah
I'm really not understanding peoples math in this thread.

If I invest 150,000,000 gp with DJ I would get at max a .1% return for the two weeks.

Now for people doing .1* 150,000,000* 14 to get a result, you are incorrect as you should be doing .001*150,000,000 *14 and you will see that you get a much smaller return on investment and find that his is not even close to worth doing as you can make more gp/hr with normal methods.

I would not get a 1.5m/day return, I would get a 150k/day return even with a max investment.

How did you get ''.001*150,000,000 *14''? If you did 1%, 1% of 150M is 1.5M what are you talking about?

From: Hazzah
I'm really not understanding peoples math in this thread.

If I invest 150,000,000 gp with DJ I would get at max a .1% return for the two weeks.

Now for people doing .1* 150,000,000* 14 to get a result, you are incorrect as you should be doing .001*150,000,000 *14 and you will see that you get a much smaller return on investment and find that his is not even close to worth doing as you can make more gp/hr with normal methods.

I would not get a 1.5m/day return, I would get a 150k/day return even with a max investment.

.001 is 1 one-thousandth, not one percent

Because .1% is actually .1/100 which turns out to be .001

From: Hazzah
Because .1% is actually .1/100 which turns out to be .001

I said 1% not 0.1%!

Skype Name: Added you from Skype group
Amount Loan: 25m
Time Loan: 2 weeks

From: Lord
Skype Name: Added you from Skype group
Amount Loan: 25m
Time Loan: 2 weeks

Waiting for you to get online! :)

Investment Bank Non-Compound
1-49M - 0.04%
50-99M- 0.06%
100-150M - 0.08%

Christmas/New Years Special: Add 0.02% to any amount within Dec 21 - Jan 7! :)

Note: I will only be taking up to 150M. (Max 2 weeks loan).

Might want to change your initial post then, seems a bit misleading then.

From: Hazzah
Might want to change your initial post then, seems a bit misleading then.

How so? 0.8+0.2 = 1%

From: DeiJaiVui
I said 1% not 0.1%!

From: DeiJaiVui
How so? 0.08+0.0.02 = 0.1%

Wut

From: Austin
Wut

My bad 0.8+0.2=1% :)

Collected 25M from Lord! :)

End Date: Jan 14 @ 0.6%

Glad we cleared that up!

*queue the dramatic music*
Sometime in January
Inflation has spread throughout RS. Items are being overpriced and the value of the hp has gone down. Everyone is going to djv to collect their interest, only to find out its barely any good, won't buy much. Suddenly, recession.

Lol im kidding DJV, best of luck with your service :) <3

From: Jakee
*queue the dramatic music*
Sometime in January
Inflation has spread throughout RS. Items are being overpriced and the value of the hp has gone down. Everyone is going to djv to collect their interest, only to find out its barely any good, won't buy much. Suddenly, recession.

Lol im kidding DJV, best of luck with your service :) <3

Recession > (Jagex add more items into the game to increase value of GP!) Don't worry guys! :p

Haha ok, thank you! Best of luck with whatever you doing too! :p <3

gf 25m. Didn't think that he would scam me. Red rep never really goes away

He scammed? wow

This is disappointing, I thought he'd changed his red rep ways :l

I knew he was going to do this. GF, to USMarine's 400M.

Hmm I never even knew he was running this…
Can you all post or PM me how much you were scammed please.

Damn didn't think DJV would scam. Too much scamming has been happening here lately

From: Silentcore
I knew he was going to do this. GF, to USMarine's 400M.

Seriously…?
Thats so screwed up..

Discuss it here:
http://villavu.com/forum/showthread.php?t=94888