SRL Archive - NOTA

Hi!

Today when I was riding in a bus towards work, I tought I could produce one little silent fart. Things went horribly wrong when the sound barrier almost broke when it came out. On top of that the girl sitting next to me, was staring deep in my eyes. I panicked and left of from the bus at the next stop..

I don't think I can take that bus anymore, since there's reqular commuters there.

So, the lesson is that don't fart in a bus even if you think nobody won't notice..

I got a great laugh from that!
I feel your pain!
Normally I can hold them in/gulp them in and be just fine and often times I can let them out slowly or in parts. Even if not most of my facts are silent and fine (but smell is bad).
Last week I also had this happen to me multiple times! The fear is terrible, I'm glad I kept them in though.
Sorry to hear it man but it will always make a great story for friends!

haha I actually just cried. Thank you for cheering up my terrible day.

wahoo :D

Yeah I keep my farts in till im alone or in an open place.