SRL Archive - The Bashing Club / BBQ Pit

For four fucking years I worked with those wankers with absolutely NO trouble.
Oh, Derrick, you're doing some important work by cutting 30k keys that need to be cut numbered sorted and sent before the day is out… Do you mind taking to the gentleman at the front? about a suitable bike chain?

After 15 minutes of arguing with him that a thick chain and a combination padlock is better than any bike lock, he refuses to take my advice and starts wearing. I call him a wanker and ask him to leave.

3 days latter I'm getting told that I'm getting fired because I was rude to a costumer. What. The. Fuck.
Motherfucker, I've been doing this before you grew pubes.
So now I'm broke, trying to look after and feed a cat, trying to find a new place to live and trying to find the gentleman way of saying to my girlfriend "Niggah, we broke as hell."

I'll probably have to sell an heirloom watch that;s been in my family for 3 generations, sell all jewelery ect ect.

I have a criminal record because I was in possession of narcotics, so no locksmith will take me.

I see a few choices:
Do what I use to, sell medice withought a licence.
Steal.
Scam.

I don't know what to do, I'm starving and living off scraps that friends and family give me… my cat looks awfully tasty…

tl;dr Fuck the system I learned everything by my SELF from the age of 12. I'' more qualified than half the old fuck-heads there.
Fuck you, store owners.
Woah… That feels better.


Angry story time?

You should still try to get a job, you might convince people if you are nice enough.

Yeah, even a minimum wage job is better money than stealing. Less illegal too.

From: litoris
You should still try to get a job, you might convince people if you are nice enough.

Yeah, maybe if I prove to them that I haven't taken any form of opiates, and all my supplies are completely legal… Maybe they'll give me a chance…

From: BMWxi
Yeah, even a minimum wage job is better money than stealing. Less illegal too.

Yeah, I left that life aaaages ago. I could make 5k a night on a lucky night… I'm I'm tired of being the bad guy.
It's just… Gah, on good weeks, you get called around and the job is done in 7 seconds, and the pay is $75 as opposed to staking lettuce at the local supermarket.

Rent is next week and I have $2,500 save for emergancy… Perhaps It's time I quite while I'm ahead, sell my stuff and start somewhere new. Who knows. Such important life changing decisions call for drugs, medication and sleep.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc

Go legal, eventually you won't be looking over your shoulder all the time.

From: cause
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc

Go legal, eventually you won't be looking over your shoulder all the time.

The uploader has not made this video available in your country.

racist b*stard! but really, keep legal. Try searching for jobs asap

From: cause
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc

Go legal, eventually you won't be looking over your shoulder all the time.

Not viewable in Australia :/

From: cause
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc

Go legal, eventually you won't be looking over your shoulder all the time.

The top commment:

am i the only one who came here with a good taste in music? not a shitty ass sport
Adam123579 2 weeks ago

no, but you might be the only one who came as a pretentious douche.
MrGgggggggo in reply to Adam123579 1 week ago 69

Lol'd

Buy yeah, keep it legal

Hmm…Fuck da system! I agree. Though I hate my life just as much as the system so… yea.

Probably shouldn't take advice from me, but if I was in your situation, Id review all the things that could potentially help me in getting a job.

Did I pass out of college? Do I at least have a GED? Did I finish High School? What degrees and what majors? Do I have any contacts? Could someone on the forums here help with the contact idea?

Any of these^^^? PS: I gotchyo back!
~Rez

Maybe this extra free time is a good way to find out what you really want to do in life, what really makes you happy? Once you find out what that is, you can go for it. Take a leap of faith and see what happens.

But at the same time ends meet is always a priority, possibly you can incorporate your lifes biggest dreams and turn them into income? I always think that when one door closes, another one opens. So try to stay positive and look at the opportunity in front of you. :)

From: cause
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc

Go legal, eventually you won't be looking over your shoulder all the time.

I'm already constantly looking over my shoulder.
But I don't wanna fuck anyone over and ruin their day.
(I can't watch that video, apparently Australia is a 3rd world country)

From: The Killer
racist b*stard! but really, keep legal. Try searching for jobs asap

Yeah, I guess that's my only option… That and leaving flyers of message boards saying that I'll charge 3 times less than a normal locksmith.

From: BMWxi
The top commment:



Lol'd

Buy yeah, keep it legal

Yeah, I'm sure another incident is JUST what I need to get my job back! Lol

From: Rezozo
Hmm…Fuck da system! I agree. Though I hate my life just as much as the system so… yea.

Probably shouldn't take advice from me, but if I was in your situation, Id review all the things that could potentially help me in getting a job.

Did I pass out of college? Do I at least have a GED? Did I finish High School? What degrees and what majors? Do I have any contacts? Could someone on the forums here help with the contact idea?

Any of these^^^? PS: I gotchyo back!
~Rez

You shouldn't hate life, buddy. It's unfair, cruel, merciless… But it's all we've got. You gotta find beauty in things. (It ain't easy being cheasy)

Yeah, maybe I should get another resume with our competition just to rub my old bosses face!

You've some good ideas, buddy!
PS: i luv u 4eva

From: Scorched
Maybe this extra free time is a good way to find out what you really want to do in life, what really makes you happy? Once you find out what that is, you can go for it. Take a leap of faith and see what happens.

But at the same time ends meet is always a priority, possibly you can incorporate your lifes biggest dreams and turn them into income? I always think that when one door closes, another one opens. So try to stay positive and look at the opportunity in front of you. :)

I love this answer. But I've done this before… It made me end up in rehab with a serious, serious drug addiction and a mental disorder.

You're a good dude. Maybe the it means that it's time to do something else.
Thanks buddy!

From: Scorched
Maybe this extra free time is a good way to find out what you really want to do in life, what really makes you happy? Once you find out what that is, you can go for it. Take a leap of faith and see what happens.

But at the same time ends meet is always a priority, possibly you can incorporate your lifes biggest dreams and turn them into income? I always think that when one door closes, another one opens. So try to stay positive and look at the opportunity in front of you. :)

I like the first part, but the whole door thing threw me off. I hate sayings :p If one door closes, another opens? In this case, doesn't that mean the second door was already open?
Does that mean you just couldn't see it? Or does it mean that when you opened the first door, you came into a nice room that had an open second door?

Gawd this hurts :p
~Rez

@Leo, All I got to say: <3 , But I still hate life :p Never exactly gave me something to appreciate :D (Besides my RS accounts of course…But even that got hacked…FML)
~Rez

From: Rezozo
I like the first part, but the whole door thing threw me off. I hate sayings :p If one door closes, another opens? In this case, doesn't that mean the second door was already open?
Does that mean you just couldn't see it? Or does it mean that when you opened the first door, you came into a nice room that had an open second door?

Gawd this hurts :p
~Rez

@Leo, All I got to say: <3 , But I still hate life :p Never exactly gave me something to appreciate :D (Besides my RS accounts of course…But even that got hacked…FML)
~Rez

I'm SO glad I'm not the only one who thinks deeply about sayings. For example: An eye for an eye makes the whole world blink. No, it just makes everyone have one eye. Or at the very least, it leaves one person with sight.

You should save up and go to the poorer countries and spend some time there. See how they have it, the kids play in water that will kill them… But they're smilling and enjoying themselves. All they have is clothes (if even that) but yet they smile.
The men drink homemade alcohol and enjoy themselves. The women cook with minimal utilities.
The only thing "modern" they have are plates.
Go to a place like that and you'll appreciate life more.

Having said that, you could have a personality disorder and not give a fuck either way. In which case, we can be mental together!

Im sorry, I just skipped to the last line and went to heaven. <3
But seriously, its not that my life is bad…It isn't, really. Its just not good…I have all the basics. Family, car, house, girlfriend etc, its just…Im bored :p Maybe Ill buy a pet snake :D

Good Night :)
~Rez

From: Rezozo
Im sorry, I just skipped to the last line and went to heaven. <3
But seriously, its not that my life is bad…It isn't, really. Its just not good…I have all the basics. Family, car, house, girlfriend etc, its just…Im bored :p Maybe Ill buy a pet snake :D

Good Night :)
~Rez

I can't relate to anyone else on this board as much as you.
Got it all, but you're bored. Will said man. Well said.
Have a good one.

From: Rezozo
Im sorry, I just skipped to the last line and went to heaven. <3
But seriously, its not that my life is bad…It isn't, really. Its just not good…I have all the basics. Family, car, house, girlfriend etc, its just…Im bored :p Maybe Ill buy a pet snake :D

Good Night :)
~Rez

Extreme sports may be your next stop..:stirthepot:

From: John
Extreme sports may be your next stop..:stirthepot:

Brilliant idea!

From: Rezozo
I like the first part, but the whole door thing threw me off. I hate sayings :p If one door closes, another opens? In this case, doesn't that mean the second door was already open?
Does that mean you just couldn't see it? Or does it mean that when you opened the first door, you came into a nice room that had an open second door?

Gawd this hurts :p
~Rez

In reality the opportunity was always right in front of you, it simply took the circumstance which you are currently in to realize that you don't always have to settle for mediocrity. I hope you can see what I mean.

You used to steal :o?

From: ssshhhaaa
You used to steal :o?

Out of cars for change and junk that I could rid of quickly, and drug dealers.
Never out of someones house or anything like that.
I've changed. A whole damn lot.