SRL Archive - NOTA

The point of this thread is to be the "king" of the imaginary hill, usually done by removing(killing off) the previous "king".

let me start:

I made the hill, so I am king

From: Enslaved
The point of this thread is to be the "king" of the imaginary hill, usually done by removing(killing off) the previous "king".

let me start:

I made the hill, so I am king

oh well, never wanted to be a king anyways… feel free to be one :D

I'm now king

Repost lol?
http://villavu.com/forum/showthread.php?t=47704

I don't get how to play the game, but I kill Enslaved's family and friends and slowly torture him to death…Now I is king!

Rezozo woke up and realised that he was still a pleb(normal people with voting rights- from the work plebisite- not to be offensive btw) and Enslaved is still king

He then went and fulfilled his dream :) Now I am king!

From: Rezozo
He then went and fulfilled his dream :) Now I am king!

Draw some signature to Rezozo, And he let me to be a King.. muhaha :D

Then i assassinated any king that is to come and has been even if they already died.
So technically I killed myself.. but I'm king anyways bitches!
PS. I'm King
If you post after this you acknowledge that I am king.

I shove the corpse under the carpet, well that was easy.

Love your new king people!

p.s.: white text duz not werk, it's forbidden magik

From: Sabzi
I shove the corpse under the carpet, well that was easy.

Love your new king people!

p.s.: white text duz not werk, it's forbidden magik

You posted.. + I am confirmed king since I'm still on the hill… you shoved me under the carpet therefore I still emit a presence within the hill.

Damn, I wasn't thinking about the presence.
But it's true.
Better burn your remains, than put those remains in acid than let an acid drinking dragon drink the acid, than kill the dragon, remove his/her guts and give that nasty pile of sh … to the bacteriums to do the rest.

Now I iz king.

I'm changing the rules, now king can be only one who's name is Laimonas171, And nobody can change anything in anyway from point of this comment. :P and Next king will by a noob :DD

i nub

Sabzi never said my remains were never thrown off the hill.
Still king, hoes. Bow.

Only the current king can change the rules…So I force him to step down by taking his daughter, wife and sister. Then after he steps down, I keep the girls anyway as my personal harem…Devious me >__<

From: Rezozo
Only the current king can change the rules…So I force him to step down by taking his daughter, wife and sister. Then after he steps down, I keep the girls anyway as my personal harem…Devious me >__<

Turns out the mother was the acid eating dragon who ate my remains from the carpet, so after your little harem she bore a son in 12 minutes who evidently enough turns out to be me. You have a mild stroke from which you survive and then I kill you with a rubber chicken. From there on I am king forever and ever- and I still have the kings daughter to do naughty things to. :garfield:

I r king #yolo

I approve your lengthy and well made post. Just what I like to read in these type of games.

But there's a sad mistake that everyone overlooked.
That daughter, yes the one you are doing naughty things to.
Unfortunately HE has a penis between his legs hence you die because of the shame.
I than grab your rubber chicken as a grand trophy, the almighty weapon of my great enemy, then I pay hundreds of story tellers to make a legendary story which does not involve the she who was a he neither your sad death, but a great battle between you and me with us riding dragons and fighting with our great weapons.
Rubber chickens.

Oh, I am king though.

I'm king of the castle, you're a dirty rascal ;)

I am then revived by the almighty Papa Johns! (http://order.papajohns.com/index.html) And stage a coup d'etat, claiming the throne once more!

From: Sabzi
I approve your lengthy and well made post. Just what I like to read in these type of games.

But there's a sad mistake that everyone overlooked.
That daughter, yes the one you are doing naughty things to.
Unfortunately HE has a penis between his legs hence you die because of the shame.
I than grab your rubber chicken as a grand trophy, the almighty weapon of my great enemy, then I pay hundreds of story tellers to make a legendary story which does not involve the she who was a he neither your sad death, but a great battle between you and me with us riding dragons and fighting with our great weapons.
Rubber chickens.

Oh, I am king though.

Guys, this kingship battle is obviously between me a Sabzi…

True, you may have paid many storytellers, but one of those storytellers happened to be a famous comedian who then made a joke about you and ended up having ME be king. Nobody listened to the other storytellers as the comedian called them imposters of Justin Bieber (yes, the one who is neither a he nor a she). I did die of shame when I saw that penis, though- it was only about a half inch long! Shame! I died of shame! But then Chuck Norris came by and gave me a much needed beard rub (which we all know brings people back to life) unfortunately after being brought back to life I was roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck because the good Chuck giveth, but he also taketh away. Fortunately, an EMS team was nearby and quickly brought me back with some sexy mouth to mouth (yes, with hot nurses on the EMS squad). I came back to life, did a little dance, checked my facebook- seeing I had 2 notifications to join Farmville 2 I killed myself, but the sexy nurses that came home with me (:garfield:) did some rather naughty things to my corpse, then did some chest compressions on my face if you get my drift. I came back to life, did some wildly innapropriate things and then set up my bot to start woodcutting. I was content until I remembered the hill. Realizing what needed to be done, I painted myself orange, threw myself into a corner and called myself "Carrot". 12 minutes later of teenagers videotaping me and putting it on YouTube I scuttled to the hill, bitchslapped Rezozo off t3h hill and there I remain as king 4evr.

Oh yeah, and Sabzi- I'm king.

Im ur unrelated son, i killed you, i become king :)

From: Enslaved
Im ur unrelated son, i killed you, i become king :)

I made a wall of text and you come back with "Unrelated son"? You have to be related… you came from my come :garfield:. And you killed your own father? You are one disobedient son.
And one more thing…before I died, I injected my being into teh internetz in the form of AI (no not artificial insemination)

Here I am, son. Come to daddy.
www.Cleverbot.com

Btw, I didn't respond because I was learning the whole night and I am really tired and I couldn't think of a good story thingamajig.
But I read your post and I really liked it, repped it even(if you didn't notice by now).
And I am not king now, don't deserve it.

From: Sabzi
Btw, I didn't respond because I was learning the whole night and I am really tired and I couldn't think of a good story thingamajig.
But I read your post and I really liked it, repped it even(if you didn't notice by now).
And I am not king now, don't deserve it.

You can be in the hall of fame? :) special place outside of the hill just 4 u.
Still kingin.

The hill is outside therefore none of you can be there…..so I am king :p

Moved -> NOTA.

Also, I'm now king ;)

I stab your leg and you bleed to death, and I stage my second coup…Thus I am now king!!

(Just noticed, Enslaved has only 297 posts :P)

Can I be prince?

^^^I marry off my daughter (Originally Laims) to the wealthy noble John, giving me more power, and making him prince!!!

I send an assasin to kill you all.

You send him, but I pay him off, as I am king, and thus remain on my throne :)

From: Rezozo
You send him, but I pay him off, as I am king, and thus remain on my throne :)

Turns out the assassin got it on tape and video edited it into a sex tape. He released it on CBC news website and everyone hates you, thus you get ousted from kingship leaving the throne open, which I sit in- evidently enough the act makes me king.

From: ___
Turns out the assassin got it on tape and video edited it into a sex tape. He released it on CBC news website and everyone hates you, thus you get ousted from kingship leaving the throne open, which I sit in- evidently enough the act makes me king.

I Photoshop your face into each frame of the video.

From: John
I Photoshop your face into each frame of the video.

That shows dedication. I vote John as king!