SRL Archive - NOTA

If this becomes a little to inappropriate let me know and I will censor to the best of my ability.. Or a Mod could. :)

Well, if any of you belong to another community as well as this one, you might know of the one word story. It is simple, I start with one word… and everyone continues the story with posting one word after mine.

Rules:
1: No double posting

2:Only one word each post(unless you decide to make a little comment, then seperate the two)

3:Enjoy and make it friendly!!

I will start:

Once


The story as of now:

Once you stood somewhere pointless upon a ship drowning with Mod Mark. He who does nothing with weird chicks that liked money and hot babes.that obscene ex-girlfriend who liked stalking pole dancers with ting platypuses that swallowed apples whole. Surprisingly wikipedia apealled to: Bandos "Despair asparagus will always be transexual homophobic retard and glorious." Moving cocks eating everything. Thus made dinosaurs poop shards of glory. Now Mr. Reginald Conner O'Niel dances every tuesday with his underwear on backwards while penguins judge penis longevity. I think penis is an interesting person. Meanwhile at JHQ Mod Jacmob was randoming along Penis Ave. after breakfast at Subway. [J]ustin Timberlake sucked my toe with mustard sandwiches in Runescape. Suck the testicle of the gasping ass of MMG was back licking. Therefore everyone but Nebula bot herpes and died. Ucantseemebot once wanted spicy chicken zits, but he prowled the 7 seas conquring Port Sarim while planking massive booty holes. Binyl Scratch impregnates Zezima with a big steaming pile…

You

(Let's break the cliché)

Stood

:D

Somewhere

(I wonder if these kind of topics are even allowed.) [Guess a mod will soon clarify that! :P]

pointless

Upon

A ship

(I know i know)

, drowning.

with

Mod Mark.

(End of sentence.)

He

(New Sentence)

who

does
(oops someone posted a sec before me >.<)

nothing

with

(you can edit)

weird

(edit posts after getting :ninja:'d pl0x?)

Chicks

that

liked

Money

and

hot

Babes.

That

(new sentence)

obscene

Ex-Girlfriend

who

liked

Stalking

pole

dancers

with

tiny

platypuses

that

swallowed

apples

(am I the only one who read the whole thing so far?)

whole.

(end of sentence)

Surprisingly,

Wikipedia

appealed

To:

Bandos

(what?)

"despair
(continue the quote if you will)

Asparagus

will

(^the hell bro? lolololol)

always

be
(Not enough chars)

transexual

homophobic

retard

and

glorious."

(my god)

Moving

Cocks

Eating

Everything.

Thus

made

(oh god, what have i done??? lololol)

dinosaurs

poop

shards

of

(Not enough chars..)

Glory.

Now

Mr.

Reginald

Connor

O'Hair

Dances

every

tuesday

with

His

underwear

on

(derp)

backwards

and-on-his


(loljks)

While

Penguins

judge

penis

longevity

. (Ending it there.)

I

E: (We should add the whole story together, so that it's easier to read.)

(the story was being told in third person lol…)
think

Once you stood somewhere pointless upon a ship, drowning with Mod Mark. He, who does nothing with weird chicks that liked money and hot babes. That obscene ex-girlfriend who liked stalking pole dancers with tiny platypuses that swallowed apples whole. Surprisingly, Wikipedia apealled to Bandos: "Despair asparagus will always be transexual homophobic retard and glorious." Moving cocks eating everything. Thus made dinosaurs poop shards of glory. Now Mr. Reginald Connor O'Hair dances every Tuesday with his underwear on backwards while penguins judge penis longevity. I think

Penis
:D

is

(was not ment in third-person.. but thats how this cookie decided to crumble. lol)

a
..

interesting

person.

Meanwhile

@JHQ

(at Jagex head quarters)

Mod

Jacmob

was

Randoming

Along

Penis :)

Ave.

After

breckfast

(breakfast*)

at

Subway

. (ending it there, not my word.)

[J]ustin

Timberlake

sucked

My
(-)(-)

toe

with

Mustard

Sandwiches

In
(So much for a story about RS)

RuneScape!

(ITS BACK!)

Suck..

The

testicle

or (message to short)

the

gasping

ass

of

(will update story once I come back from work.)

Mmg

was

back

licking

. (new sentence)

Therefore

everyone

but

Nebula

Got

Herpes

and

Died. (story is over, everyone but me got herpes and died. /thread)

Ucantseemebot

once

wanted

spicy

chicken

zits

,but he

prowled

the 7 seas

conquering

Port Sarim

while

planking

massive

booty

holes

. ending sentence.

Vinyl Scratch

Impregnates

Zezima

with

A big

(updating story on main page)

Steaming

(Lol the story does not make sence at all)

pile

(I know, but.. its what the community decided on. lol)

with

Banhammer

(Dang it I was gonna make it "pile-driver")

.

Wizzup?

stormed

the castle

of Miscellania

thinking

he..

would

suddenly

explode
(because he uses an autotalker amirite?)

with

A report. (end of sentence)
A running partyhat….

ass

Colored

was

sodomizing

WT-Fakawi

.(End OF Sentence xD)

The SRL Community

touches

Mod Mark's

nipples

While

He…

tugs

his

Bot

and

(the rating of this thread is 3 stars? UNSAT! Needs to be 5 stars or 1, not in the middle!!!!)

Rainbow Dash (A pony from MLP)

across

the

field

Of marshmellows.

New sentence.

Runescape

Sucks

Massive

teletubbies

while

Eating

olive

pits

full

of..

Facebook

memes

. (ending the sentence)

Rezozo

meanwhile

eats

eastereggs

(<3 Vin, also with USMarine gone, the story is not being updated. Is it possible to switch rights and allow an admin/mod to update with us? :P )

That

must

(YoHo, or Brak, might not mind updating it too much. It'll be biweekly, or something. I'm just giving estimates.)

Have

eaten

lemons

(I see, hopefully this will happen. Wanna see that end story!)

.

Zezima

(I do too. I'll PM YoHo on Skype, see what he says.)

From: Vinyl Scratch
.

Zezima

(I do too. I'll PM YoHo on Skype, see what he says.)

;) 's

(Winks - Yea maybe YoHo can do this, he is very active)

at the

(hey mates, i'd love to update this but I dont have the time to do it. To many marines that need to use the computers here. I will do my best, specially if I get a day off.)

From: Usmarine
at the

(hey mates, i'd love to update this but I dont have the time to do it. To many marines that need to use the computers here. I will do my best, specially if I get a day off.)

Bartender

( YOU ARE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3)

While


(OMGoshOMGoshOMGoshOMGoshOMGoshOMGoshOMGoshOMGosh)

S U O M I (or how it is written :D)

sucks

his

arm-hair

.

Footy

Way to get me back into this thread! :p

Is

licking

A…

penis


(*Innocent giggle*)

, Vinyl's,

(so Vinyl's penis, *Evil giggle*)

(Ohh.. Footy, You're good at this.. ;D)

Rezozo

Loves

(IM BACK!)

Vin

Hot-Sauced

(? lol, With hot Sauce!)

(Best.. Lube… EVAR!)

and

extremely

(Not back just yet, wish I was though! Good to see some peeps keeping the thread going, keep it strong fellas. Im off to bed.)

Hates

curry

(cause it sucks as lube :) )

(Yeah. It's all thick, and it burns the inside of my vagina.)

.

Footy

(Again?)
Was

Sexy

And

small

(Vin, how old are you lol)

.

Shay

(14, why?)

smells

(!!! I don't know why I am surprised, but I am lol. You sound like a horny 17 year old…And here I thought I had a chance :P)

like

(ahh, joey, nothing like meeting girls on runescape bot programming websites…. works every time)

E: (Wait does this mean 3??)

a..

lemon

(@BMW You know Vin is a boy right? Lol, met a total of 5 girls on this site!)

juice

(ah, did not know, lol :D)

Bottle

(Lol, I was surprised a 14 year old new Pascal, Java, Pivot and Flash. Plus he donated lol, Us old timers are being taken over by dem Young Uns)

packet.

(HOLY FUCK! THIS WAS FUCKING AWESOME!

From: Rezozo
(!!! I don't know why I am surprised, but I am lol. You sound like a horny 17 year old…And here I thought I had a chance :P)

I want to siggy this. SO FUCKING BAD!

From: Vinyl Scratch
packet.

(HOLY FUCK! THIS WAS FUCKING AWESOME!



I want to siggy this. SO FUCKING BAD!

Vinyl

(Mother of god…Please have mercy)

Loves

Rez's

(Damn I can't believe I am still awake1)

tortoise

's

Hot-sause.

(Ew.)

From: Vinyl Scratch
's

Hot-sause.

(Ew.)

Brandon

('s all about the Hot-Sauce! ;))

eats


(Damn right!)

stinky

socks

for

sex.

Jakee

(Brandon should've seen this XD)

loves

^lol hmm little more then one word I think. Wrong section and thread my friend. MSI is put on hold at this time so it is not funtioning.

(Continue the story below)
to

push

babies

(lolled)

penis

with a

Runescape

Ban-Hammer

(an underused one at that)

(Lol! Atleast it's getting used here.. )

.

KindDuffy (If that's his name?)

Suddenly,


(what did he get banned for, was he the fake dung script guy?)

(He didn't get banned. I was starting a new sentence.)
licked

my

(…)

Toe

and

(turn on)

fingered

(What..? I.. BRANDON!!?)

Wizzup?'s

(lol)

Awesome.

Wound.

People

When

(is that woond or wowned?)

loving