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Deal With The Devil!

Here's a nice little forum game that can end up quite amusing. It is called Deal With The Devil.

Basically, you make a wish, and the person who replies grants it, but with a negative twist.

For example:
You: "I wish for one million dollars!"
Me: "You get the million dollars, but you have to pay 900k in taxes, and the other 100k is removed for suspect of money laundering."

You: "I wish for world peace"
Me: "World peace happens, but Earth blows up 30 seconds later."

You: "I wish for a big TV!"
Me: "You get the TV, but it doesn't work, nobody wants it and it's worth nothing."

etcetera, etcetera…

Rules: No killing the person (e.g. "You get XX, but you die."), unless it is within the context of the original wish and far more descriptive.

Be creative! Have fun!

I'll go first:

I wish for a computer that is a million times more powerful than my current one.

You get your computer, but your electricity bill is also 1 million times higher?

I wish for a larger penis… (well it was gonna come sooner or later)

Wish granted, but as a result you get penile fracture. You must undergo surgery with the only option to have it removed!

I wish for a robust space adventure!

You get ur computer, but it's not compatible with simba. (i.e. totally worthless)

From: stuartroad
You get your computer, but your electricity bill is also 1 million times higher?

I wish for a larger penis… (well it was gonna come sooner or later)

you receive your large penis. but the morning after you wake up only to realize that is has been brutally attacked by the author of 50 shades of grey :f:

hi again srl:garfield:

You get a bigger penis but suddenly all woman on earth except your mother dies

I want to go to outer space.

From: CRU1Z1N

I want to go to outer space.

You go to outer space, but you get abducted by aliens and never heard from again!

I wish for a bulldozer.

From: Daniel
You go to outer space, but you get abducted by aliens and never heard from again!

I wish for a bulldozer.

You get your bulldozer, but it doesnt have an engine…

I want to know what love is.

From: stuartroad
You get your bulldozer, but it doesnt have an engine…

I want to know what love is.

I want you to show me..

You find out what love is, but nobody else knows to share it with you…

I want to live forever…

From: putonajonny
I want you to show me..

You find out what love is, but nobody else knows to share it with you…

I want to live forever…

You live forever, but it's done by replacing ur heart and brain with robotic parts.

From: stuartroad
You get your bulldozer, but it doesnt have an engine…

I want to know what love is.

You find out what true love is, and that you are gay. ;)

I want to be able to script.

From: Divus
You find out what true love is, and that you are gay. ;)

I want to be able to script.

You learn how to script, but in a language which nobody uses and there is no support for.

I wish to be able to fall asleep at will.

From: Daniel
You learn how to script, but in a language which nobody uses and there is no support for.

I wish to be able to fall asleep at will.

You will be able to fall asleep at will, but won't be able to wake up!

I want the most comfortable pants in the world!

You get the most comfy pants only to lose your legs the next day

I want a massage from 10 asian stunners

You get your massage, but it's by 10 male, gay stunners.
I wish for my Internet to be über fast!

From: Footy
You get your massage, but it's by 10 male, gay stunners.
I wish for my Internet to be über fast!

your internet is uber fast, but you get a powercut.


i wish i had an aston martin :D

From: jackhill6
your internet is uber fast, but you get a powercut.


i wish i had an aston martin :D

You get an Aston Martin,

But he is some big mexican dude called that way.


I'd want to have a masters in artificial intelligence.

You have an aston Martin, but it is missing 3 wheels and a handle :)

I wish I was Wizzup?

There you go!
I wish I knew every programming language!
E: two people beat me :P

From: Footy

There you go!
I wish I knew every programming language!
E: two people beat me :P

You know every programming language, but suddenly go dislexic :3

I still wanna be Wizzap?!

From: JoeyGupta
You know every programming language, but suddenly go dislexic :3

I still wanna be Wizzap?!

You become Wizzap?

But you never will be Wizzup?


Still want to get that masters degree in AI

From: satkan
You become Wizzap?

But you never will be Wizzup?


Still want to get that masters degree in AI

You get it, but go blind the next morning because you drank too much at the celebration.

I want night vision.

You get night vision, but while getting a drink in the middle of the night, you see your parents getting it on.
I wish for infinite money on RS.

From: Footy
You get night vision, but while getting a drink in the middle of the night, you see your parents getting it on.
I wish for infinite money on RS.

You get infinite money, but get hacked by me the next day!

I want the tastiest Pie ever!

You get the tastiest pie ever… only to realize a pigeon has pooped on it on it's way to you.

I want a lakehouse.

you get your lake house but will never have anyone to share it with.

i wish i was spider-man!

You became Spider Man, and then died by Spider Poison later that night.

I want l33t programming skills.

you become a l33t programmer but lose your fingers in a freak accident chopping onions.

i wish i could fly!

you learn to fly except on your first test run you fly to close to the sun and pass out from heat exhaustion and fall to your death.

I want to constantly look ripped

From: -Benny
you learn to fly except on your first test run you fly to close to the sun and pass out from heat exhaustion and fall to your death.

I want to constantly look ripped

You constantly looked ripped, but everyone else sees you as a fat As* :)

I want to live in the world of RS!

You live in the world of RS but Jagex closes RS down.

I want to be God.

You become god but every one realizes there is no god, and your every existence is lost… FOREVER!

i wish i was faster then the fastest man alive!

You move so fast your rib cage crushes your lungs and you die.

I wish for full rune

You get full rune, but then it's deleted because it was bought with duped gold.
I wish for a banana.

You get the banana, peel the banana, eat the banana, and throw the peel on the ground next to you and the next time you walk through that area you slip and fall because of the banana peel and you go into coma.

I wish 4 a color dungeoneering script plz

You get a full color dungeoneering bot, just as runescape becomes black and white.


I want 2147M GP

You didn't specify what M means so you get 2147 milligp which equals 2.147 gp. congrats

I wish for a million +reps

You get a million +reps, and then banned for abusing the rep system.

I wish to have a super computer.

You get the super computer and you're so deeply in love with its power you try to have sex with it and you get electrocuted and die.

I wish for a good moneymaking skript like frost dragons with lots of antiban and flawless plz

You get a frost dragon script, with so much antiban it never stops antibanning, getting you banned.

I want a cookie.

You eat the cookie which increases your blood sugar and you die.

I wish for a stick of celery

You get a stick of celery but it was stolen.

I want Nebula to be banned.

Nebula gets banned, just before Wizzup? decided to do a Mass unban.
I want +1 rep from YoHoJo.

From: NKN
Nebula gets banned, just before Wizzup? decided to do a Mass unban.
I want +1 rep from YoHoJo.

Hobbit was just eating a very nice bowl of delicious soup when he noticed Yohoyo his diarrhea thread. He immediately reset yohojo his reputation just before he could rep you.

I want shiny dancing shoes that makes me dance like a god.

Your dancing shoes were so shiny, they made you blind.

I want a dog.

From: NKN
Your dancing shoes were so shiny, they made you blind.

I want a dog.

You get this dog: http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles2/a97635_sam2.jpg

I want to be able to be awake for as long as I want to.

you are able to stay awake for as long as you want to but unfortunatly you fall into a coma 3 days later and never wake up

i wish my crocodile would grow to her full size tomorrow

Your crocodile grows to full size, then eats you….

I wish the team I support would win more!

They win three years in a row, before all dying in a plane crash.

I wish I was the worlds fastest typer.

You're the fastest typer but I broke your record.

I wish RS closed down.

RS Closed down, only to make way to Runescape 3.

I wish Jagex exploded.

RS closes down, and you lose your 1000$ stack of rsgp.
I wish you could teleport IRL
E: How do you explode a name? Jagex is simply a name, a pointer referring to the business.

You will be able to teleport, but it will cause cancer and you will die shortly after teleporting to a horrible painful dead.

I wish I could stop myself of aging.

You stop yourself of aging, by stealing the youth of everyone around you, crippling them.

I want to be a millionare.

You are a Millionare.
15 minutes later the worlds banks are hacked and every account receives 1 billion dollars (excluding yours).

I wish to be a peanut

You become a peanut, but one of those ones with only one nut inside.

I want to become a bird.

You stop aging, but everyone else keeps on aging as normal and in the end you go crazy because you watch (painful) deaths of every single person you love.
Edit:ninja'd while typing.
You become an ostrich, so you don't get to fly and everyone has teh misconception that you bury your head when you are scared.

I want to rule the world.

You rule the world, just as everyone joins America and moves to Mars.

I want to rule the universe.

you get a lake house, your soon to find out about the loch ness monster tho

i want chicken and a 40ty

From: NKN
You rule the world, just as everyone joins America and moves to Mars.

I want to rule the universe.

You end up ruling the universe after many years of trial and hard work, but in the end you end up not wanting your power because you had to kill every single soul on the planet to achieve it, yes all the women are gone as well. Although the universe is filled with diverse life, but unfortunately for you they do not respect authority and require a tribute of a colon + liver painfully ripped out of your body for you to remain the ruler (Its a yearly thing). (Yes, twisted no?) Enjoy your last year of life, that is if you don't bleed out from the ripping …

i want chicken and a 40ty

You get your chicken, and you get your 40.
After eating it you become obsessed with chicken and alcohol, which in turn has many negative side effects… All the massive amounts of chicken you eat shortly after overloads your body with the hormones normally injected into chickens thus forming female breasts and infertility. This situation causes you to go into a deep circle of depression in which you become a severe alcoholic and get alcohol poisoning and the inability to use your Kidneys over time you cannot get on Dialysis because of the way you lost use of your kidneys so you suffer a horrible life for about 5 years.

There is some hope, you get on Dialysis but your addiction to chicken still exists and by this time you have eaten so many chicken the extra hormones over power your natural testosterone 10 to 1, thus making you the first man to of become a women through eating chicken.

:/

I want the world to be happy.

You waste your one wish because you were too distracted with finding a twist to someone else's wish.

I wish for many wishes.

You receive many wishes in the mail.
You must grant them all.

I wish for this game to never end it is amazing

This game never ends and we all waste our lives posting on this thread.

I wish Shay put effort into his scripts

…… I cant grant that wish……..
I wish Nebula made more scripts

I make more scripts but so many that I can't keep them all updated and I get stressed out and depressed so I kill myself

I wish footy sent me $50 via paypal

I attempt to send you 50$, but I missspell the $, and accidently send you 50 yen.(60 cents).
I wish I had 50$ in my paypal.

You have $50 in your paypal and then send it to a Nigerian prince in order to collect your 25 million dollars.

I wish Simba supported multithreading

Simba supports multithreading, only after you've been banned from Villavu and all Simba updates.

I wish for a ponie

From: Nebula
This game never ends and we all waste our lives posting on this thread.

I wish Shay put effort into his scripts

OffT:
Nice avatar, you WISH you had those hats.

It does, doesent it? I saw a tut in the advanced section on it
OT: Simba now supports multithreading, but your computer explodes from all the different things your running at once.
I wish there was a machine that injected knowledge into your brain!

From: Footy
It does, doesent it? I saw a tut in the advanced section on it
OT: Simba now supports multithreading, but your computer explodes from all the different things your running at once.
I wish there was a machine that injected knowledge into your brain!

You get that machine, but you find out you brain is too small to operate on. <3

I wish Nebula would get over his superiority complex/narcisstic attitude.

From: Shay
OffT:
Nice avatar, you WISH you had those hats.

I do I had this avatar first you copied me these are my hats

From: Shay
I wish Nebula would get over his superiority complex/narcisstic attitude.

I wish I knew what that meant

Nebula gets over his attitude, just after you leave Villavu.

I STILL WANT MY PONIE.

Rather then giving you a pony, i convert you into a bronie and teleport you into the land of my little pony. Oh ya, and then a pissed pony kills you…
I wish I could have a siggy image.

You get your siggy image, just after being banned for teleporting me to ponie land.

I want to leave ponie land.

You leave pony land, but Preston convinces you to stay.

I wish shay made a wish

You get one but they spelled your name wrong, and it looks like crap.

I wish everyone got their wishes.

He did, you just didnt look hard enough!
I wish I had more cups.
E: R4, ur really late :P

I wish people refreshed the page before they posted..

Everyone's wishes were granted, but if they were, everyone would be dead.

I wish people came up with more orginal wishes/responses.

People start coming up with original wishes, but lazy people keep taking them and making them unoriginal…
I wish I could come up with more creative wishes.

You create a creative wish, just after the thread is locked.

I wish I was a Mod so I could ban the mods and take over Villavu.(Who said dat.)

From: NKN
You create a creative wish, just after the thread is locked.

I wish I was a Mod so I could ban the mods and take over Villavu.(Who said dat.)

You become a Mod and ban all the important people and Villavu dies because there's no one updating/scripting/doing stuff.

I wish Shay loved me

once you've succeeded in your plan, the banned mods create a new website called villavus and you are left here with no one but yourself!

Shays love for you becomes too much, you can't handle it anymore, and have to find a way out. so you hang yourself.

I wish i had a Viper.

You get a viper, which then turns out to be a real snake, who then bites you in the ankle and kills you.


I wish these posts counted as post count.

Posts in nota count as post count but then everyone makes a script to play the counting game and everyone gets like a million post count.

I wish I could think of an original wish

Thread isnt rated yet… I hold the power!

From: Nebula

I wish I could think of an original wish

You think of an original wish, and just when you are about to say it, someone you hate says it first and gets it instead of you.

I wish I had laser eyes.

From: Neznam
You think of an original wish, and just when you are about to say it, someone you hate says it first and gets it instead of you.

I wish I had laser eyes.

you get your lazer eyes but you end up burning every person you look at (gl at checking out girls)
I wish i knew why nebula was suspended

You find out why Nebula is suspended.

I wish The Killer knew how to search.


Inb4somecomment about how "a killer" is searching and kills me

You now know there is a thread why Nebula was suspended, but it's deleted before you can read it.

I wish I had 900 rep points.

From: Shay
You find out why Nebula is suspended.

I wish The Killer knew how to search.


Inb4somecomment about how "a killer" is searching and kills me

hate to ruin the whole structure but heres how it actually went…
I get the link to what I need but internet is soo slow that it takes age for the page to load

From: NKN
You now know there is a thread why Nebula was suspended, but it's deleted before you can read it.

I wish I had 900 rep points.

You get 900 rep points, before Villavu changes domain and you lose it all!

I want to be the best at whatever I do!

You become to best at being the worst.

I wish I had nine lives.

You get nine lives but all of them are used at once in an explosion.

I wish I got a MOAB :(

You get a MOAB but it stands for mean old angry badger.

I wish my script would write itself.

From: P1ng
You get a MOAB but it stands for mean old angry badger.

I wish my script would write itself.

Your script writes it self, but then becomes to smart it takes over your computer creating a scriptception!

I wish I had a butler like Sebastian!

you now have a butler but he didnt tell you he was wanted for murder and you get charged with harbouring a fugitive.

i wish they still made dinosour juice <3 because i love it so much

From: JoeyGupta
Your script writes it self, but then becomes to smart it takes over your computer creating a scriptception!

I wish I had a butler like Sebastian!

Kuroshitsuji <3

From: pulse0
you now have a butler but he didnt tell you he was wanted for murder and you get charged with harbouring a fugitive.

i wish they still made dinosour juice <3 because i love it so much

You will get your dinosour juice but you realize it was sour and completly undrinkable

I want a doggy that looks like my avatar ;)

From: Sirenia
You will get your dinosour juice but you realize it was sour and completly undrinkable

I want a doggy that looks like my avatar ;)

You get a dog that looks Exactly like your avatar…2D!

I want to have a lucid dream!

From: JoeyGupta

I want to have a lucid dream!

you dont wake up from your dream, EVER!

i wish i was the devil.

You become the devil, but now you have to sit in an office 8 hours a day granting our wishes!
I wish it would stop raining.

From: Footy
You become the devil, but now you have to sit in an office 8 hours a day granting our wishes!
I wish it would stop raining.

It stops raining, only to start again in 10 seconds :*(

I wish to have the prototype for the Galaxy S IV!

You get the prototype, but a bug makes the battery meltdown ruining it. :p

I wish that i had selective xray vision. ;)

You have it but it explodes on your ear, thus causing your ear to fall off and the rest of your face to be chemically damaged (chemicals from the battery exploding), oh also the phone gets destroyed.

I wish everyone would use those Garfield symbols to annoy people.

edit:
You get selective x-ray vision, but when you are not in x-ray mode you can't see anything.

You have selective xray vision, but you may only select to turn it on when you're looking at your father.

I wish I had a lamp that grants infinite wishes.

From: NKN
You have selective xray vision, but you may only select to turn it on when you're looking at your father.

I wish I had a lamp that grants infinite wishes.

D: Scarred for life..

From: NKN
You have selective xray vision, but you may only select to turn it on when you're looking at your father.

I wish I had a lamp that grants infinite wishes.

You get your lamp, but you can't rub it because of your crippling hand cramp that came from masturbating too much

I wish I understood women

You understand women, before your head exploding from too much knowledge.

I wish I had eighteen nickels.

You get 18 nickels, but they are actually small spy devices monitering your every action.
I wish I knew why NKN wanted 18 nickels.

From: Footy
You get 18 nickels, but they are actually small spy devices monitering your every action.
I wish I knew why NKN wanted 18 nickels.

You find out but it so pointless you rage and break ur computer in the process.
I wish I had a surround sound system in my room.

You get a surround sound system in your room, but your trollololol mom jacks up the volume before you go to your computer, and you go deaf from the loud noise.
I wish Minecraft would work.

You get minecraft to work, before they update it and break your minecraft.

I wish I had 20 dollas.

You get twenty dallors but get mugged by a midget and he takes 40 dallors.
I want to go to alaska

You go to Alaska but freeze and die inthe process.
I wish I could double my 1.4B bank.

You double your 1.4b into 2.8b, but since that's over the java integer limit, it turns null.
I wish I had a fraction of shays gp.

From: Footy
You double your 1.4b into 2.8b, but since that's over the java integer limit, it turns null.
I wish I had a fraction of shays gp.

Sin gives you a fraction of his money, aprox 400m. Jagex soon finds out it was because of this thread and out of spite bans you and takes the 400m. Jagex isn't pleased yet so they file a warrant on your house because of suspicious "gold farming". The cops who are frustrated they cannot find anything plant methamphetamine all over your house…

You soon get arrested for 10 years for distribution and hiding your secret "meth lab" that the cops "just can't find". You drop the soap many times due to the soap in prison being extra slippery, outch. You get out with good behavior but are forever scarred and cannot get a job because of your prior felony. You resort to a life of crime to pay the bills, but nobody likes a criminal..

…forever alone.

I have no wishes.

From: Footy
You double your 1.4b into 2.8b, but since that's over the java integer limit, it turns null.
I wish I had a fraction of shays gp.

You get a small portion of Shay's money but Jagex starts selling gp the day after.
I wish I had a chick magnet.

you get a chick magnet but it only works on wemon over 300 pounds.

I wish I had a pet shark

From: bloopa1
you get a chick magnet but it only works on wemon over 300 pounds.

I wish I had a pet shark

You get a pet shark, which you befriend for many many years then suddenly packs his bags and leaves. Leaving you heart broken

I want to go to the bathroom.

You, sir, forgot to wish!
I wish I could fly!

From: Footy
You, sir, forgot to wish!
I wish I could fly!

You develop the ability of flight but at the cost of your arms. Your arms turn into huge 20 feet wings to support your body, the wings are so abnormally long everyone is irritated and begins the hunt for mutants.

You then get drafted into a society of mutants called the M-Men (hmm, I wonder where I got that) These mutants treat you like a brother until they realize it was your dad who put out the hunt on mutants to begin with. You are outcasted, you resort to cutting off your wings but a doctor believes you are trying to commit suicide and saves you.. but little did you know the doctor was actually your father trying to suppress your mutant gene using the ability of a child who suppresses mutant genes? uhh that makes sense anyway.. You break away and tell the M-Men you want to help so you begin the long awaited war against your father. Your father who is outraged disowns you, and the M-Men release without you.. your father wouldn't be after them. They also disown you and since you already ripped off one wing, you can no longer fly and are disowned by humanity.

…forever alone

I wish I could find more uses for this emoticon…
:spongebob:

Stunning again, but I can't rep you again :P
You find a use for that emoticon, but it's so out of context here at SRL that you rarely get to use it.
I wish for another creative response by random!

From: Footy
Stunning again, but I can't rep you again :P
You find a use for that emoticon, but it's so out of context here at SRL that you rarely get to use it.
I wish for another creative response by random!

You get it…But mines comes first!

I wish I could wear skinny jeans without looking like a stripper!

You can but the jeans are so tight that impede blood flow and force aputation of ur body from the waist down.
I wish I could meet mumford & sons

From: bloopa1
I wish I could meet mumford & sons

You get to meet them, but it isn't the band, it's a really old couple instead.

I wish I could have infinite electricity.

You get infinite electricity, but its stored inside your skin, and you cant get within 20 feet of someone without shocking and paralyzing them.
I wish this thread would come back to life!

The thread comes back to life, but at the price of you getting an IP ban from the forums.

I wish for a wish that would not backfire on me.

Your wish doesn't backfire on you, it frontfires you…. ya, that's a word now.
I wish for a wish that in no way affects me negatively.

From: Footy
Your wish doesn't backfire on you, it frontfires you…. ya, that's a word now.
I wish for a wish that in no way affects me negatively.

You get it…But it doesn't effect you, it effects your family and friends negatively.

I wish they had the :P emoticon on the side of ——->

From: JoeyGupta
I wish they had the :P emoticon on the side of ——->

You get the :p emoticon on the right side, but you are unable to click it due to your cursor spasming every time you go near it.

I wish lot's of gold.

You get lots of gold, but it's given to you via airmail, falling and crushing you.

I wish I had a cute girlfriend.
EDIT: but no, seriously

From: cause
You get lots of gold, but it's given to you via airmail, falling and crushing you.

I wish I had a cute girlfriend.
EDIT: but no, seriously

You get a cute girlfriend but later comes to me. Lol
I wish I was the CEO of Microsoft.

You become the CEO of Microsoft, before they get sued by Apple and you owe Apple 10.4 billion of your own dollars.


I wish I was a billionare.

From: Ucantseemebot
You get a cute girlfriend but later comes to me. Lol
I wish I was the CEO of Microsoft.

You become the CEO of Microsoft, but unfortunately the company is collapsing all around you. The board of Directors (a pagan, volcano worshiping group of business tycoonists) realize this is 100% your fault and decide to sacrifice you to the volcano named HAMBUGOUS. HAMBUGOUS is not a regular volcano it is actually a serial killer who lives in the volcano and is the "voice" who commands the board of directors for your company (microsoft). The serial killer tells the board to bring your family and friends, as they are tossed into the volcano and violated by its fiery and brutal touch… You are forced to watch the pain and agony of your friends and family. This goes on for several hours till each member of your friends and family died from the excessive pain. HAMBUGOUS laughs at your sorrow and tells you anyone you get in contact with will be killed.

You are forced to live alone in MT.PIKANOROUS, all of your fingers and toes eventually get frost bitten forcing you to perform an emergency amputation on yourself. The insane amount of pain makes you into a chronic drinker. The alcohol is unsanitary because of poor sanitation skills. You drink it all anyway to ease the pain… You develop a stomach infection and worms begin to eat you from the inside out, HAMBUGOUS appears and laughs.

Mwhahahaha….


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I wish for this thread to increase in activity.
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NKN you become a billionaire, but at the cost of your soul.
You believe this is a good thing and shrug off the agreement you made with the devil, but sadly… You didn't read the fine print.


"Any contract written in Comic Sans that is signed means I own your soul and will follow through but I also own your body for…anything yes dirty painful stuff too.. beads anyone"

Have fun being the devil's bit…female dog. ;)

From: R4nd0m
You become the CEO of Microsoft, but unfortunately the company is collapsing all around you. The board of Directors (a pagan, volcano worshiping group of business tycoonists) realize this is 100% your fault and decide to sacrifice you to the volcano named HAMBUGOUS. HAMBUGOUS is not a regular volcano it is actually a serial killer who lives in the volcano and is the "voice" who commands the board of directors for your company (microsoft). The serial killer tells the board to bring your family and friends, as they are tossed into the volcano and violated by its fiery and brutal touch… You are forced to watch the pain and agony of your friends and family. This goes on for several hours till each member of your friends and family died from the excessive pain. HAMBUGOUS laughs at your sorrow and tells you anyone you get in contact with will be killed.

You are forced to live alone in MT.PIKANOROUS, all of your fingers and toes eventually get frost bitten forcing you to perform an emergency amputation on yourself. The insane amount of pain makes you into a chronic drinker. The alcohol is unsanitary because of poor sanitation skills. You drink it all anyway to ease the pain… You develop a stomach infection and worms begin to eat you from the inside out, HAMBUGOUS appears and laughs.

Mwhahahaha….

I wish for this thread to increase in activity.
Oh NKN, I got ya… give me a min

grats swiftly comes into the thread, thus granting your wish and making the thread more active, however.. he isn't interested in creative writing so the dies once again

I wish for a bag of candy

You get the bag of candy, but your teeth rot and fall from your mouth in a putrid mush.

I wish to become invisible when I choose.

You become invisible when you choose, but you are only allowed to choose to be invisible while infront of attractive females.

I wish someone would answer my previous wish.

From: NKN
You become invisible when you choose, but you are only allowed to choose to be invisible while infront of attractive females.

I wish someone would answer my previous wish.

Granted, read above.
I wish for NKN to feel the pain of his last wish being granted.

From: R4nd0m
Granted, read above.
I wish for NKN to feel the pain of his last wish being granted.

He feels the pain, but then wishes you do too, and I grant it!

I wish I get a 2400 on my upcoming SAT's Legitely lol!