YoHoJo
2012-08-25 07:29:46
If even after vigorously wiping away all of the hot, wet fecal matterfrom your anus you still feel a burning sensation, try wadding up some toilet paper and leaning over to the nearest faucet. With the tap on VERY cold gently wet a portion of the toilet paper and proceed to wipe and cool your anus hole.
The weaker brands of toilet paper may leave behind residue and paper chunks especially if you have much hair down there, so be sure to wipe a second time with clean dry paper to ensure maximum absorption and cleanliness.
Sent from my iPhone, after using this method.
Everything is now cool and breezy,
Until next time, goodnight SRL.
Divus
2012-08-25 07:54:05
Someone ate too much Curry
jackhill6
2012-08-25 08:54:16
the f*ck did i just read?
Rezozo
2012-08-25 08:56:29
Lol, I am officially Scarred for life…
Thank you YoHoJo, being traumatized as a kid is great!
Footy
2012-08-25 09:45:57
Naww, he posted this Friday night, he was probably drunk!
From: Footy
Naww, he posted this Friday night, he was probably drunk!
Drunk and no typo's??? … on an iPhone too??????
Edit: except for the title
Mjordan
2012-08-25 10:43:35
I remember my first beer…
:norris:
Brandon
2012-08-25 10:45:31
From: NKN
This.. After reading Burning Sensation I started laughing :spongebob:
Hm since when does YoHoJo have an iPhone :P
Anyways thanks for the tip.
Rezozo
2012-08-25 10:58:00
From: h4x_
Hacked? must be…
Probably not his account, his life :)
Rincewind
2012-08-25 12:10:24
With your helpful post, I have conquered my Burning Buttholr Diareah. No longer shall I live with the pain, thanks to you.
Solar
2012-08-25 12:25:35
:(Not one of my favourite threads TBH.
Hazzah
2012-08-25 12:47:34
Happens to me every time I eat chicken wings!
+Rep + Five Star Rating.
Nebula
2012-08-25 12:52:43
good advice but I'll stick with submerging my ass in liquid nitrogen
Vinyl Scratch
2012-08-25 13:23:19
^ Best why to get that cool and breezy feeling.
Benny
2012-08-25 14:22:48
Definitely the best advice this month
Hazzah
2012-08-25 16:59:39
From: Nebula
good advice but I'll stick with submerging my ass in liquid nitrogen
Seems like a good idea except you get a different kind of burning feeling. :P
Echo_
2012-08-25 17:02:51
Should have posted pics i don't completely understand
YoHoJo
2012-08-25 17:20:22
From: Echo_
Should have posted pics i don't completely understand
I was thinking about it last night…. almost did.
I'm glad I could help everyone with this burning problem that I know we've all experienced!
No wonder I have so much rep huh!?
stuartroad
2012-08-25 19:16:01
Can I suggest dabbing with the toilet paper? This will ensure no residue is left from "crappy" (lol) branded toilet paper.
YoHoJo
2012-08-25 19:32:46
Very good suggestion!
But sometimes you need that extra abrasiveness to properly cool the area.
But if dabbing gets the job done, then dab away!
Hazzah
2013-05-06 09:15:09
I must say, this thread was AMAZING!
E: Got derepped for this LOL
Chris Reborn
2013-05-12 11:23:14
Thank you YHJ i appreciate the tips. earlier today i took a massave log dump and stumbled upon this thread and it really helped me properly clean myself up. so i thank you.
l6bustank
2013-05-12 13:47:04
ladies and gentlemen, this weeks SRL's Top Tip award goes to YoHoJo! :D
happy hippo
2013-05-12 13:50:27
DaaFuq did i just read, you may have problems YoHoJo
YoHoJo
2013-05-14 04:38:45
From: Hazzah
I must say, this thread was AMAZING!
E: Got derepped for this LOL
OH MAN!
What a grave dig, but thank you so much for bumping this!
SRL can now poop more comfortably!
No worries, I'll rep you for it! ++REP
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