SRL Archive - Bot Information and Spottings

I found these appeals when i was searching though webs so here they are enjoy.

~~~~runescape autoing appeals ~~~~~

Sorry Jagex I have been going through tough times after my surgery. I recently had penal cancer and had to get it amputated. With all the stress and pain I am going through I was tempted to do drugs. I so there for via my mexican friend I got crack cocain. Oh my god have you ever tried that shit! I almost passed out. But I got all high and drunk and started to perform oral sex on my friends sister. But while I did that he got mad and decided to just stupidly auto on my account to get me banned. I should of never told my friend my password. So if you have any sympathy in your lil english hearts of your's you will unban me.

Thanks, (your name here)

Ok Jagex, I recently broke up with my girl friend and she got really pissed. I don't blame her. She caught me sleeping with another guy. Well anyways she wanted revenge so she broke into my house and autoed on my account to get me banned and also stabbed me in the leg. I am now in surgery and can you please be as so kind to unban my account. I know I shouldn't have told her my password, but it was a deep relationship and we promised to share everything with eachother.

Thanks (your name here)

Dear Jagex,

Please unban me, 3 days ago when I was walking home from school, I got kidnapped by 3 guys who anal raped me that night. But worste of all they tortured me till I fessed up my password. It turns out they played runescape and got on an macroed JUST TO GET ME BANNED! Those bastards. But while they were doing that I dialed 911 and the police arrived just in time before I was in for another ride of anal raping. So please Jagex I beg of you to unban my account and my life.

Thanks, (your name here)

PS: MY butt hurts…

Dear Jagex,

This is my ban appeal. I beg of you to un ban it. My poor mentaly ill and dyslexic brother had a runescape account and he was really bad at the game. He couldn't do anything. So he asked if there was a way I could get him to a better level in some stuff. So to help a friend and my brother I autoed so he wouldn't be the poor retarded noob he is. But he was banned and now you jagex have broken his poor lil retarded heart. And if you don't unban him soon he might die… So please jagex so save someone's life please unban my brothers account. Amen, may god bless his little retarded soul.

Thanks, (yournamehere)

~~~~ use this next one for use of vulgar language ~~~~~

Dear Jagex,

Ok I am so sorry I used vulgar language on runescape. If I offended any little kiddies I am sorry. But seriosly this guy called me a gay. I actualy am a gay. I sleep with men and suck cock all day long. But its not my fault. Ok i know Andrew is the creator and he is a gay too. We kinda have a bond together with telequenetics. We gays stick together. So if he knows whats its like to be mocked for gayness. So please Andrew unban me! I beg of you!

Sincerely, (yournamehere)

PS: Andrew wanna come to my house sometime and have some fun? *giggle*

~~~~~hope you get un-banned :P ~~~~~
LOL

Could you at least credit the person that made them? They cam from Fagex.
Btw, most of them arn't that funny…

lol! all those appeals are just lies… I bet Jagex knows they are lies… lol! those are funny, and weird

Never tell them you macro'ed, and…. She caught me with an other man? rofl

rofl i think there saying they got crack from juan :X

lol i got these of fagex.net

most of the bann appeals wud get u ip banned rofl!! not just banned from one account but they will prolly ban ur ip for sending in that appeal

Sorry…These are really really lame… At least try to post a decent one.

haha Ive never had any ban appeals work EVER…

From: db_cheater
Sorry…These are really really lame… At least try to post a decent one.

I think you failed to see the sarcastic side here.

I've only had one ban appeal work and that was on my member. But later on he got banned again.

From: db_cheater
Sorry…These are really really lame… At least try to post a decent one.

jeez its more likely a joke than appeal

i sent the "i slept with another guy ban appeal" cause i knew i wudnt get unbanned anways! i think it almost workd!rofl they todl me to write another appeal..

every ban appeal on my main has worked.. :rolleyes:

dam i never got a ban appeal to work.. can u pm me a good ban appeal? lol wud be really helpful for future reference :)

i thought you could only appeal once?

Anyone ever tried bribing them?

From: ub3r |<1||3r
i thought you could only appeal once?

lol nope u can appeal much as u want until they say u cant appeal anymore. or something

as much as you want, but depending on what you got banned for.. they will only accept the 1st appeal ;)

also yes i have tried to bribe them.. and it almost worked :D i offered $500 (real cash) and they wrote back basically saying "Sorry, we would like to accept your money, but we can't.. banned"

My main just got banned…

I am hoping my appeal will be accepted..:(

From: Cheesehunk
My main just got banned…

I am hoping my appeal will be accepted..:(

Good luck and how did it get banned ?

I downloaded aryan one night, and left one account on for a friend of mine who wanted his defence up…

In the morining both accounts were banned.

Sorda my fault, I knew how detectable aryan was..

Edit: I still haven't gotten a reply back, I sent in my appeal on the 12th I think…

Does it usually take this long?
Should I send in another one?

No, it's just jagex are pricks like that. When you send them unanswerable questions they say they didn't get it. I know this is true, because the influx of people joining and the ammount becomming members dose not affect RS in 2 days.

I've never had any appeals work…so now i dont even try…

u cant send in another appeal till they answer ur old one.. if u try to it will say ther is alrdy an unresolved appeal. also u dont just get one appeal.. i got a few chars banned and i got diff replies. they read about 7 of mines then they said this is the "*final*" if they put the star beside the final, i think ur account is gone forever.. after that u will get the same message which says" our decison is *final* " so im guesing that once they put the 2 stars around the word final, ur accoutn is gone cause after that u get the same reply over and over again..

lol i just keep sending ban appeals till they unban that account.

u cant send in another appeal till they answer ur old one.. if u try to it will say ther is alrdy an unresolved appeal. also u dont just get one appeal.. i got a few chars banned and i got diff replies. they read about 7 of mines then they said this is the "*final*" if they put the star beside the final, i think ur account is gone forever.. after that u will get the same message which says" our decison is *final* " so im guesing that once they put the 2 stars around the word final, ur accoutn is gone cause after that u get the same reply over and over again..

read this carfully you might learn form it!

That last one about the gay is hilarious. I was laughing all the way, Andrew isnt gay though… I think…

From: Usa
That last one about the gay is hilarious. I was laughing all the way, Andrew isnt gay though… I think…

To be honest, I were barely amused…:cool:

Ouch.
Something went wrong with this one a while ago. I found it in Lumbridge with 50+ boxes in its invent. Small bug, already resolved, but still, it had been standing there for three hours doing absolutely nothing. Dang those loops! :D
Ah well, I'll think I will give it a shot with this one :D

0 : = True. - Lvl : 68. - B :9 Times. - : 128 mins. - Loc: Draynor
1 : = False. - Lvl : 68. - B :7 Times. - : 117 mins. - Loc: Draynor
2 : = False. - Lvl : 69. - B :5 Times. - : 74 mins. - Loc: Draynor
3 : = False. - Lvl : 68. - B :5 Times. - : 94 mins. - Loc: Draynor
4 : = True. - Lvl : 64. - B :6 Times. - : 104 mins. - Loc: Draynor
5 : juidondsahn= False. - Lvl : 68. - B :3 Times. - : 96 mins. - Loc: DISABLED

Yeah, nice progress report



I no play longtim, I try play, I bannd? I no no wat happnd? I no have conection, I lag, no play and then lot of box. I no no wat is pendragron i click rong and rong panic I no no wat todo now I no break rules, me no never break rules. Dad very angry now :( sry give back me please, please? yuors trueli, jui dong-sahn.

I no play longtim, I try play, I bannd? I no no wat happnd? I no have conection, I lag, no play and then lot of box. I no no wat is pendragron i click rong and rong panic I no no wat todo now I no break rules, me no never break rules. Dad very angry now sry give back me please, please? yuors trueli, jui dong-sahn.

Thats hillarious, but it might work…

From: WT-Fakawi

I no play longtim, I try play, I bannd? I no no wat happnd? I no have conection, I lag, no play and then lot of box. I no no wat is pendragron i click rong and rong panic I no no wat todo now I no break rules, me no never break rules. Dad very angry now :( sry give back me please, please? yuors trueli, jui dong-sahn.

Very funny. ;)

Did it work?

did work ??? lol i migth try on my baned acocunt also ,, jsut ned remember pass

lol. I doubt it worked.

From: WT-Fakawi
it had been standing there for three hours doing absolutely nothing…. with 50+ boxes in its invent

I guess the evidence ws overwhelming, got an almost immidiate reply (autoreply on autoban). No Luck, sry.

Never wrote an appeal before :D

Sdouble wrote one before.
AND IT WORKED.
I dont know what exatly he said.
But he DIDNT say that the DIDNT auto.
He just didnt mention it.
He didnt say it was addicnet of anything.
Just taht he was sorry and the problem wont happen again ect ect

Quote:
Dear Jagex,

This is my ban appeal. I beg of you to un ban it. My poor mentaly ill and dyslexic brother had a runescape account and he was really bad at the game. He couldn't do anything. So he asked if there was a way I could get him to a better level in some stuff. So to help a friend and my brother I autoed so he wouldn't be the poor retarded noob he is. But he was banned and now you jagex have broken his poor lil retarded heart. And if you don't unban him soon he might die… So please jagex so save someone's life please unban my brothers account. Amen, may god bless his little retarded soul.

Thanks, (yournamehere)

I'm pretty sure that is one of the most awesomest excuses ever….
would suck if it actually happend tho…..
wouldn't that be hallarious

I got kidnapped by 3 guys who anal raped me that night. But worst of all they tortured me till I fessed up my password

I would have thought being anally raped would be the worst part of it lmao

to help a friend and my brother I autoed so he wouldn't be the poor retarded noob he is.But he was banned and now you jagex have broken his poor lil retarded heart.

I think if I sent in pic to make it believable this might just work :rolleyes:

To whom it may concern at Jagex Ltd,

I sincerely apologies for the problems which have caused you to apply further time in solving any issues which may come your way. I have reviewed the rules and regulations of RuneScape, and I assure you that any future troubles you are confronted with will not be associated with me. I look forward to a good outcome once you are prepared to excuse me.

(7 letter name here)

I wrote that all by myself for one of Rkroxpunk. We will see how it goes. It was fair easy, you just write a whole load of tard like i cant wait till you unban me, then use synonym's in word so it looks professional.

This thread is over a year old…

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From: mat_de_b
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do not spam like that!
ffs

soz, i didnt realize cause it was at the top of the forum.

i usually roll with the 400 pounds have no life appeal

Good thing this thread came back up. I have an account that I can try some appeals on…