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I was laughing at the OP, but I support :P.
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Don't forget to try out all those skills you've leveled (from lamps), after he's been hanged!!!

Firemaking: Set his body on fire.

Attack: Cut his arms off.

Herblore: Pour some flesh eating potion on him, and watch him turn to bones.

Strength: Punch him, like a punching bag.

Summoning: Summon a unicorn to pierce his dead body with its horn.

Defense: Smash him with your shield, you know you want to.

Dungeoneering: Give his corpse to Kal'Ger the Warmonger as a new weapon.

Agility: Jumping jacks on a corpse anyone?

Ranged: A Red chinchompa outta explode him up nicely.

Mining: Sever his body part with a pickaxe and spread them throughout Runescape, much like the quest; Hand in the Sand.

Smithing: I wonder what you would get if you used Yelpsite ore?

Fishing: He would make for some amazing bait.

Cooking: It's almost obvious I'm going to say, cooked goblin taste yummy.

Crafting: Tear off his skin, tan it, and create some Y'hide Armour.

Thieving: Steal the 200m wad from his wallet.

Prayer: Bury his bones. (With a smile on your face)

Magic: Freeze his remains, with Ice barrage of course!

Fletching: Yelps + Knife = Yelps Longbow(u)?

Woodcutting: I'm sure a goblin skull would cut through trees nicely.

Runecrafting: Bring him into the runespan and siphon what's left of him.

Slayer: It goes without say that having a goblin corpse out while fighting would distract other monsters, causing you to kill them easier.

Farming: Chuck him in the compost bin, and wait for your batch of super compost.

Construction: Create one of those bear skin rug type things rich people sometimes have, although instead of a bear, yours would be the corpse of a goblin.

Hitpoints: Eat some fish, then laugh that Yelps has run out of Hp.

Hunter: Feed him to a marshaw plant in the Jadinko Lair.

Fletching: Yelps + Knife = Yelps Longbow(u)?
Crafting: Tear off his skin, tan it, and create some Y'hide Armour.

Win!

When referring to an execution, the past tense and past participial of hang is hanged.

I just noticed that he used it incorrectly in the original post and wanted to share an interesting fact!

On topic, I love the idea of removing Yelp…by any means necessary.

Should hang him on the wheel then watch him get strangled while you spin it! I would buy spins just to watch him get strangled for a few hours!

Actually didnt see that post.
Sounds very violent lol.

either way they have a point he should go

Aww I like Yelp, he gives me free stuff like xp which is never a bad thing :)