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Need around 100 custom, common, sayings for my anti-ban! Throw me some ideas, any and all are welcome! (With some moderation of course;))

This should help, http://www.onelinerz.net/top-100-funny-one-liners/

From: Kyle Undefined
This should help, http://www.onelinerz.net/top-100-funny-one-liners/

Perfect. +rep'd

LOL! Idk how this dialog would go:

<player>: Hello, how's u?

<bot>:The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

<player>: Ok… so have you ever heard that some bots are able to respond like a human?

<bot>: My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

<player>: Wow bro… that's sad, u married or something?

<bot>: Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

<player>: um, TMI. so why are you moving to the same spot after u mine a rock?

<bot>: Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

<player>: say "elephant" and I'll give u 5M.

*botter gets back on the computer to check on the bot*

<bot>: elephant.

<player>: Damn.

From: JN13
LOL! Idk how this dialog would go:

No :P I'm making a full bot friends chat that my accounts will randomly talk into

Inb4genius!!!!!!

"hey sexy lady, why you looking so good today"

or you could just do the usual stuff about asking what levels etc and what the goals are?

From: -Benny
"hey sexy lady, why you looking so good today"

or you could just do the usual stuff about asking what levels etc and what the goals are?

Already had this :D the rest of them will be in my friends chat.

How about a random: "I'm Sexy and I know it"

From: Ucantseemebot
How about a random: "I'm Sexy and I know it"

Lame. Nah just kidding, i'll throw it in there ;)

A more fun thing would be to have them sing a song together. Having a 5-10 song playlist would be pretty funny.

From: litoris
A more fun thing would be to have them sing a song together. Having a 5-10 song playlist would be pretty funny.

Suggest me some man! ;)

There are some bots in LRC spamming "whiteknight" when i was there, maybe its some1 from here who tried to make a antiban? :)

From: Sirenia
There are some bots in LRC spamming "whiteknight" when i was there, maybe its some1 from here who tried to make a antiban? :)

Probably, wouldn't be too hard to put in one phrase. try doing 100+.. :duh:

From: JN13
LOL! Idk how this dialog would go:

No-one would give 5M haha;P

but damn I wish Simba had auto-chatter as good as RiD :/.

Hmm could you not make the anti-ban respond to the skill being performed? Example, your fishing in LRC and people ask "What is your Level in fishing? Then have the anti-ban pick up on the chat and respond to it? But have it count the amount of times that "What is your level in fishing" and "My Fishing Level is x" has being said? So its not to bot like? and doesn't respond always, have say a limit number to the amount it gets said.

U could always use quick chat and say you are muted or something.

i dont think that "Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer." will be good to use :)

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Best one…. on kyles link.

Just say stuff like:
I'm not going to talk to you
Lol
Lvls everyone?
Trollol
Who plays Xbox
Maybe I'm not responding because you have herpes and I'm afraid that I may catch you disease. You should check with your doctor if Cialis is right for you
Vince here with the shamwow
Vince here with the slapchop

Where am I going with this?

Add anything random between a friendly conversion and then say: sorry ppl it was supposed to be a pm.

Example: hey dude, you left your wallet at my house..
And then say: soz it was a pm.

great ideas everyone, thanks! :)

No offense, but I automatically disable any antiban that talks. It all looks so ridiculous.

Run this:

program RandomSayings;

var
  Ran: Integer;


function GetRandomFact: string;
// Author: kanah
//  Special thanks to Euphemism for the idea
var
  SearchString0, SearchString1, Text: string;
begin
  SearchString0 := '<div id="facts">';
  SearchString1 := '<br/><br/>';
 
  Text := GetPage('http://randomfactgenerator.net/');
 
  Text := Between(SearchString0,SearchString1,Text);

  Trim(Text);
  delete(Text,1,pos('>',Text));
  Result := Text;
end;

begin
  ClearDebug;

  repeat
    Inc(Ran);
    Writeln(GetRandomFact);
    Wait(500);
  until (Ran = 5);

end.

It should compile, just put it together without Simba.

From: abu_jwka
Run this:

program RandomSayings;

var
  Ran: Integer;


function GetRandomFact: string;
// Author: kanah
//  Special thanks to Euphemism for the idea
var
  SearchString0, SearchString1, Text: string;
begin
  SearchString0 := '<div id="facts">';
  SearchString1 := '<br/><br/>';
 
  Text := GetPage('http://randomfactgenerator.net/');
 
  Text := Between(SearchString0,SearchString1,Text);

  Trim(Text);
  delete(Text,1,pos('>',Text));
  Result := Text;
end;

begin
  ClearDebug;

  repeat
    Inc(Ran);
    Writeln(GetRandomFact);
    Wait(500);
  until (Ran = 5);

end.

It should compile, just put it together without Simba.

Helpful thanks!!