SRL Archive - NOTA

my mom got this email, lol, so true.

Depressed?

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead
you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said,
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this
is the Promised Land."

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the
price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc …. I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck……

Folks, we're screwed

So what did you tell them? :p

I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck……

Folks, we're screwed

Im dying IRL haha!

From: Shay
Im dying IRL haha!

You quoted the joke punchline, well done.

From: Sex
You quoted the joke punchline, well done.

You saw it!

From: mika

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck……

This is the truck they wanted you to drive.
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Project Reality mod for bf2.

Lol, got trolled. Big time.
Though it would be better to have called Saudi… :thumbsup: