SRL Archive - NOTA

Went to a party
Alot of the girls were checking me out
I found one
and I decided to dance wih her
Stared at her eyes
She wore moon earrings
FUCK I JUST REMEMBERED
I left and ran out of the party
I drove home
Laid down on my lawn
And spent the whole night checking out the lunar eclipse
No Regrets

I had a girl checking me out at the grocery store
went home and did nothing
no regrets

Never has a girl check me out :(
Other than my girlfriend of course*

From: grats
I had a girl checking me out at the grocery store
went home and did nothing
no regrets

You forgot something about the girl's accessories reminding you of some other spectacular event inbetween.

Oh yeah because this isn't copypasta from /b/ you fucking faggot.

From: ManesSexi
Oh yeah because this isn't copypasta from /b/ you fucking faggot.

/b/ is all copy pasta, nothing originates there anymore.. and copy paste doesn't make people homosexual

From: litoris
You forgot something about the girl's accessories reminding you of some other spectacular event inbetween.

the only event in between was.. I guess.. I looked at her and noticed she worked at the store and then she quickly looked away, and as I made my way outside she started looking at me again (saw in the random huge mirror up by the ceiling[like the corner "sneak peak" directional mirrors in hospitals])

pretty boring, right?
I got some ice cream though

Lol this made me lol really hard for some reason I guess it just reminded me of one of my friends who no matter what would never miss a basketball game for any girl he just met.

Met a girl at a party
We starting talking
Found out her boob was sticking out
Tucked it in for her
No regrets

^ LOL
Girl asked me out to dance
Said, "No"
She asked, "Why?"
Told her it was a waste of bonus XP weekend.

From: ManesSexi
Oh yeah because this isn't copypasta from /b/ you fucking faggot.

Lolol
You're Such a bad ass on the forums, Im loving your logic man.

From: ManesSexi
Oh yeah because this isn't copypasta from /b/ you fucking faggot.

nice copypasta from /b/ you fucking faggot.

went to a party
talking to a girl
found out her one boob was fake
mentioned how her one boob was fake
she got angry and left
no regrets.

From: Jakee
Lolol
You're Such a bad ass on the forums, Im loving your logic man.

Loving my logic?
I take it you were being sarcastic, I fail to see my lack of logic in that post.
You went to /b/, saw this thread, thought "Oh wow maybe I can post this on the Simba Forums so people will think girls like me IRL"
Go play on 9gag you tryhard troll.

Didn't get invited to the party.
Kill's self.
No regrets.

Watches two kids arguing over masculine superiority on the internet
Laughs at them
Neg reps them
Leaves
No regretz
I didnt 'actualy' negative them xDq

From: Shay
Watches two kids arguing over masculine superiority on the internet
Laughs at them
Neg reps them
Leaves
No regretz
I didnt 'actualy' negative them xDq

Reads through all the comments on this thread
exits tab and gouges eyes out
no regrets/ eyes

Went to a party
Met a pair of cleavage
Told the head above them
Might I say, Nice looking rack you got there. Thanks for sharing :D
She smiled
Gave me her number
No regrets

From: Shay
Never has a girl check me out :(
Other than my girlfriend of course*

give she some money, bitches love money

From: ManesSexi
Loving my logic?
I take it you were being sarcastic, I fail to see my lack of logic in that post.
You went to /b/, saw this thread, thought "Oh wow maybe I can post this on the Simba Forums so people will think girls like me IRL"
Go play on 9gag you tryhard troll.

/b/?
I thought "Oh wow maybe I can post this on the Simba Forums so people will think girls like me IRL"? You're terrible at reading minds, keep making the assumptions man, you obviously havent seen my other threads on NOTA, did you really believe the OP and think that actually happened to me? The point isnt that "so people will think girls like me IRL", the point is to have a good laugh, which several users have laughed and had a good time at, you on the other hand are thinking negatively, try to show you're smart when you're clearly the opposite on this thread and @ your 4 posts, and you are wasting my time to reply your post which is pointless and making this thread turn into a flame war. Im only chuckling at you, since you're the troll here. You took the OP in a wrong, stupid way, and get mad and call me names, I applaud you at your maturity.

Met a girl
Both checking out each other
Fell in love on first sight
I want her
Went home
Got On facebook
Regret for not getting her name.

Hey I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me maybe.

;)

*lol's at noobs looking for numbers*

hahahahahhaah Brandon!! yee buddy! [on another note, please remember the insulting others rule we have here at SRL, gets you within 1 point of a temp ban!]

From: cause
hahahahahhaah Brandon!! yee buddy! [on another note, please remember the insulting others rule we have here at SRL, gets you within 1 point of a temp ban!]

thanks, hopefully the user thinks before he acts.
and lol @ Brandon. :)

From: Brandon
Hey I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me maybe.

;)

*lol's at noobs looking for numbers*

I want to fill my ears with expanding-foam just by reading that, let alone hearing it.