SRL Archive - The Bashing Club / BBQ Pit

:spot:

This thread works by someone posting a few words of a story, then someone else continues with the next few words.

Rules (3 and 5 borrowed from the Corrupted Wish Game)
1. Wait until someone else posts before posting again!
2. Keep your posts to only a few words (5 or less) please!
3. Keep off topic stuff outta here! If you must, enclose it in offtopic tags.
4. The story can include anyone you want!
5. Be IMAGINATIVE!!! (and funny)

I'll start it off: One day I was…

:spot:

sucking a very large… :p

lollipop as I walked

:D

backwards to my…

fully functional wife

Her name is

Bessie and she

:D

was raping

I mean wrapping

a very hairy

Platypus inside a

hobbit hole, when I

:)

decided to jump

into a very

slimy pit of

f00 burgers which

bit my massive

EAR in half

I screamed so loud that

my other ear exploded

and eventually blood

covered the room but,

[off-topic]HOW DARE YOU BORROW FROM MY THREAD!!! J/K[/off-topic]

it turned out

that the blood

was just in my imagination

then i heard a

fat evil bunny say

[offtopic] lol im tired and thinking wierd[/offtopic]

Google it noob!

:google:

so i called

the mail man

[offtopic] come on more people keep this going its fun![/offtopic]

his name was

Johnson McMan Jr.

He reached into his bag…

and pulled out a bloody HAND

Today at 11:46, AM
——————-
AND WACKED YOU WITH IT!

Then continued on his way..

[offtopic]FIANLLY SOMEONE CONITNUES IS!!!!!!![/offtopic]

and locks this topic.


[LOCKED] (jk)

your post: Then continues on his way…

to a spooky-ooky graveyard, where

he finds a

one of Wizzup?'s axe handles

From: Hobbit
one of Wizzup?'s axe handles

and sells them 1 gp each to hugolord….

then wizzup sees its and …

[not part of story but i felt like putting] Hits hugolaord with the BAN HAMMER

[/not part of story but i felt like putting]

dies of excitement <————— lol

{offtopic} aaaaaaah! no don't hit me ouch ouch! {offtopic}

Wizzup was making

a peanut butter and jam sandwich when…

his butt exploded with poopie

and the poopie flew on

michael jacksons face

while he was tring to code ibot

but Micheal jackson threw

His condoms at the lil boys

who were only 2 years old(god help them)

These little boys were…

actually desguised ninja's that suddenly

Jumped from the trees on their super bounce balls

Like this…

~Stupedspam

and killed…

Yet the balls lead their own life…

to their ultimate

victory over team rocket

and were very angered at

the very large

purple monkey dishwasher

that broke because

he liked to

with a swollen testicle

bake a glorious and spontaneous…

spongebob squarepants cake

with yellow iceing

And the annoying laugh.

~Stupedspam

till a rainstorm came and

killed spongebob

(the rainstorm was full of DUCKS with lighning bolts up there ASSES):D

So then Fakawi decieded to

Change his avatar…

then took a duck and…

and shoved it up his…

nose, then sneezed and…

suddenly his mom came and said…AEGX PLZ CHANGE BAK 2 DA ORIGINAL MINNG ANIMATION!1!1!1! OMG WTF LOL THES ONA NOT ONLEY TAEKS LONG3R 2 MIEN BUT LOKS CREPY AND OF3NSIEV 2 SOME THX!!1!1 OMG LOL
But then…

Jagex studios blew up then runescape game was free to hack, duplicate items, create items, pk in town, and EVERYTHING even free members :D
so then no1 played runescape again

THE END…. (or is it?)

Suddenly though Jagex came out with a new game where you would…

Then whitefan and 71rune got

[not part of story]hit by the ban hammer for going over the word per post limit;)
[/not part of story]

bored because 3 people are doing this story, but then from the sky came…

A man who could only speak 5-10 words at a time… *hint* ;)

~Stupedspam

/NOT STORY/ Huh, hows that a hint! :p

/STORY/ He said: My name is Radio-active-man, and I have come to…

brake the rules, and double post, whats that its a…

cow thats purple and pick


[Not part of story]
[QUOTE=-Elite Hacker-;892132. Keep your posts to only a few words (5 or less) please!


^^ Stupidspam rules are different then ones i make on JASF [/Not part of story]

/Not Story/ I was doing the 5-10 like spam said :p

/Story/ the cow screamed and said…

…Hiya Wizzup, what about…

that esse miner your made…

[not part of story] YAY wizzup came…look a few pages back when i put you into the story ;)


Posts 38-45 [/not part of story]

…make a cow milker too?

So off goes Wizzup to

EDIT:

The Varrock east mine.

make the cow milker, but…

he cant find any cows.

so then he made…

A dual varrock miner.

The russians found out about this and…

Warned the China SweatShops.

They took action and shouted…

"Hung chi Wizzup ding dong"

^^ Hehe

then wizzup said &#21271;&#26041;&#35805;/&#21271;&#26041;&#35441; &#23448;&#35441;/&#23448;&#35805; &#21555;/&#21556; &#31925;/&#31908; &#38313;/&#38397; &#23458;&#23478; &#36123;/&#36195; &#24179;&#35441;/&#24179;&#35805; &#26185;/&#26187; &#24509; &#28248; &#20013;&#21476;&#28450;&#35486; &#20013;&#21476;&#27721;&#35821; &#23229;/&#22920; &#40635;

Then hobbit is confused and

dragged in lordgreg to translate..

When he enters the big yellow taxi

that was really a time machine controlled by jagex…

to send them back to rsc

From: Hobbit
to send them back to rsc

luckily it was java based (like everything jagex) and LordGreg reprogrammed it to go…

to day when phats where droped

They strategically placed their autoing army into a uniform grid across rs…

to maximise phat gathering

and minimise prosecution

Everything was going great till the aether...

went KA-BOOM

Luckily, in the midst of chaos, fawki appeared and

and for the first time, got up out of his rocking chair


dun dun dun

his eyes gleamed as the lightning flashed…(Halo) machine gun on his back, ninja sword hidden somewhere nearby… we knew.
It was time…

He cracked his knuckles and started on his journey to

eliminate jagex once and for all!!!

He succeeded, and he played RS no more.

but then he realised this was alll a dream…

and sat back down in his rockign chair

but sadly the chair broke

and he fell on his

pillow that is actualy

From: Hobbit
pillow that is actualy

a quite comfortable artifact recovered ages ago from Egypt that could..

Turn to gold when you slept on it, but

From: lolpie
Turn to gold when you slept on it, but

fawki never sleeps, so it just makes a nice guest pillow.

that legendaryhero90 "borrows" and sells it to…

starablaster for his esse miner script which

was actually created by Neo from the matrix who

lived in a world of wrong, insult, injury, unemployment, a world where the unjust hold power and the ignorant …
[offtopic] 10 points for the one that can finish the quote lol [/offtopic]

holds the key to…

a world of wrong, insult, injury, unemployment, a world where the unjust hold power and the ignorant …
[offtopic] thats not correct grammar try again… [/offtopic]

hold the key to..

From: iloveit8
lived in a world of wrong, insult, injury, unemployment, a world where the unjust hold power and the ignorant …
[offtopic] 10 points for the one that can finish the quote lol [/offtopic]

rule,'' the priest assures them of an inner peace that everyone can find. ''Hold to that; it is what your childish innocence once was and what your adult maturity must become. Hold to that. I bless you all.'' It is a genuine blessing, trustable.

starablaster's little faqlshback abruptly stoped once he noticed the the bullet that hit his hat. He retaliated with…

the slings and arrows of outrageous..

poisoned peackok feathers that, if you got hit by them, would

Turn you into a cow that

was a bit to close to fawkis cow script…

Which actually steals your GEEPEEZ when you're not looking…

and gives it to n00bs!

so they can beg for more

and ruin runescape

unless its sunday witch is begging day

So I do all my begging on the weekdays, but

that doesn't stop the lvl3s from macroing the yews

To feed their families

From: philowns
To feed their families

Which is exactly why (the evil warlock) greg was about to turn them all (permamanently) into ents…

that SRL will auto-detect…

In version 7, and

stay run far away from

the giant antelopes, who's hearts belong to

Mrs. Claus who recently suffered from..

a great big

heart attack

Good thing she has 3 hearts but

From: lolpie
Good thing she has 3 hearts but

the other two are currently on a mission to..

china to find the lost defribulator of

the giant blue genie

that grants monkey

people the option of

committing suicide

while on srl at the computers at staples

^^(SHHHHH I'm supposed to be working…)

In order to get Hobbit fired :P

and see him in hell

because hobbit was supposed to be doing an online product knowledge course that told him how to

(i feel like such a cheater ^^ :p )

From: Hobbit
because hobbit was supposed to be doing an online product knowledge course that told him how to

(i feel like such a cheater ^^ :p )

covertly staple people money to…

pay off his debts

THE END!!!!

…or is it………

That bankrupts the world…

and throws the global economy into

complete and utter organization

then i went

..lolz I Gotz My Allowanze

and i used the money to

Buy a weapon of mass destruction

Which the bush adminastration

denied ever having

Then Something big happend…

to the cow across

The street from SRL servers

turned zombie

and became really fat

by eating too many burgers..

which they had cut from

papa smurfs leg

beacue he had

a really rare sickness

which made him blue

and pee out root beer

which the village people drank to celebrate

Spr0rk becoming memberised


(gratz)

but it had a serious side effect

that caused him to want to

write a scar script about

fluffy white bunnies

which were actually

evil and bite peoples

faces. But the bunnies also

Knew a famous wizard named…

Edit: [offtopic]Congratulations Sp0rk-eh on becoming a member. (Your so special you made me spell it all the way out)[/offtopic]

wt-fawaki who could turn them into frogs

and then sell the frogs to the noobs who

thouoght they looked like rune armor in the trade screen.

so then the stupid peopel of world 2

all lost their geepeez

and commited suicided behind the

bank

When along comes Andrew

with a bunch of mods

and sees the lifeless bodies

and say What The

*bleep*, Phats for Everyone!

*Players Say* Whoohoo!!!!!

*rich people cry* noooo im not rich anymore :(

*Rich People Say* …*Later On*…what the *Bleep* now, P Hats are only worth 1k… and we bought them for 400Mill…

"i guess we'll have to stop calling people noobs, since most are richer then us now…"

but then he started autoing and was richer than anyone on earth the end.

or is it…

indeed the story ended there.(full stop)
(paragraph)

What Part Don't You Get *Never Ending Story*?…

Back To The Story… all the rich people get banned for autoing… and noobs ruled

but then we use cheat engine and we got our accounts back and banned all the RS mods….

the runescape mods got back and, those people who hacked the server got a Perm bann + banned ip address from any Jagex related games / ect.

then they buy the jagex company…

but we all got stuck in a never ending cycle due to hugolord and GoF's signatures and are heads blow up!

Fin.

or is it..

yes it is

the end of or first chapter, the second chapter starts with

We once again find ouselves

in a huge pile of shit

from the giant

, old fakawi who is

really really really old

but not really cause fakawi is cool

and a leet scripter
offtopic
someone should put the story together, someone != me

With a pretty cool name

but not as cool as hobbit

:D

Yah you should iloveit8

which means fakawi is not cool at all
offtopic
stupid hobbit != means is not…

cause hobbit is uber cool

:D


well not me either!

, scripted the ultimate script that

did some pretty cool

jerks off

cows

and then turned them into

jerky

which fakawi then ate

to give him brain power

To make another uber 1337

ratz script

which killed lesser

ratz then the previosu ratz script

so it was pointless…

but fun anyway because

for most people, except for

stupid n00bz0rs like

solarwind who is a complete

spaz but who should still tell me how to minimize scar

which he actually shouldnt because he is a complete

hot head that doesnt

know what is good for him because he is a complete

N00bz0r!

and is probably about to ruin scar and make us a huge target for jagex

Even though we already are because jagex doesn't like cheating on rs…

but still solarwind is a complete

Jerk. Wizzup is awsome cause he jsut completely told off solar and

told him to get gone!

and stay gone and is thinkign about hitting im with the BAN HAMMER


well atleast i hope..

And then…

he gets posessed by the devil!

offtopic
whats up with solar i havent been around much and last time i was here he was pretty respected now everone hates him whats goin on????

Later that day

offtopic

Well some people have always hated him(lots) but now there are more people that do. Its a bunch of very long stories…

He raised people from the dead

[offtopic]Ya read the post in Small Free forums-General[/offtopic]

so they could live a better

life ridden with disease and malcontents

that love bunnies and chocolate :p

died

of chocolate poisoning

but out of their corpses

spawned a new form of

fungi

that ate

everyones right eyeball and then

their genitalia right before

small childrens watching eyes

watched tv

during primetime

&#8594;§tupedspam

and the tv was displaying non other than
EDIT: comeon stuped stay with it :P

another rerun of scrubs.

[offtopic]Yey 600 posts :D Sorry my computer is slow and you spam to fast… So you will explode :D BTW did you see Hobbits new sig :D[/offtopic]

~Stupedspam

noooooooooooooooooooooo! screamed the kids, although that show is pretty good said the parents and the grandparents said

It melts your brains


lol we've been spamming all day…. ive almost got 200 posts today alone -.-

Stuped Spam :D :D :D Me to. Your almost at 2nd millenium
Ontopic: And then aliens will drink them through straws

that are red and twisty :)

and occasionally blow up

and spray confetti

Into your eyes!
(I am into eyes today apparently)
Also my POst per day has skyrocketed…

to temporarily blind you from

…
seeing…
This forum requires that you wait 60 seconds between posts. Please try again in 26 seconds.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the color purple

and the new village clown solarwind

danced outside naked

[Offtopic]

From: Bourdou
…
seeing…
This forum requires that you wait 60 seconds between posts. Please try again in 26 seconds.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spammer, much?
[/OffTopic]

while raining …

with his teddy bear

named fred

[offtopic]Hey. I wasn't spamming, I was replying to the posts, and hobbit was replying so fast, that I replied fast so I got those messages[/offtopic]

Who actually an evil monkey

turned into a

gof twin who

had a big axe

that he used to

cut of his

eyeballs :P

When he changed into a

hairy fat cat

[offtopic]
Hmm, maybe i should a make a essay containing every post?
[/offtopic]

which ate the eyeballs

for dinner!

which turned out to be

boiled eggs that were

actually raw

rat meat filled with

pesticides which

didnt really work to well

because the fat cat constantly threw up

into andrews mouth who

also threw up until

he keeled over and

ripped out his toung and blocked this through off with

a rusty spoon. He then

ate a banana

and made some

banana cream pie that

that was actually made of

puke

He began to choke on his own puke pie but luckily found

a bottle of water, drinking it made him feel

like he was flying

he tried it over a cliff and

giant cliff in the desert

but unfortunately, the drink did work! and he plumeted to his death. His mother

threw a huge part and roasted

then told god

that she always hated her son

so when she died she went to Hell

and cooked some chicken for

her great aunt Jane

that was a pain

:p it rhymes :)

, but then realised there is no hell, because religion is bullshit, so her aunt jane bought her

a Sun Hat

However, The funny thing was…

the story ended. The End. ;)

But, then I realised this was a never ending story! So I

went and bought SB's stress miner

i got ripped off and i cried…

Until my tears created a script that

filled my room with

woman that look like

fat little midgets in high heels

wearing purple

thongs and were ugly

double post

-ing people! and then…

fell down the stairs as they…

were double posting

their fingers off…

at eachothers a** and said

"oh I love CHEESE!"

while they were eating lots and lots of

lobby's which they autoed with

an unupdated SRL, so they

were ip banned for

being smarter then jagex

but were slapped by the SRL community for

not listening to fawki

but suddenly jagex came back and launched nuclear missiles

which were actually banana's from karamja

the noobs collected 10 of them and got their 30 gp for

the ferry ride

back to port sarim to auto woodcut willows

that were made of plastic

but sold for millions on the RS street market

because most noobs can't tell the difference between the logs and

Barbie dolls… But they still buy and burn them for…

1 gp ea and that made…

them so rich that they…

could buy full rune:rolleyes:

but got scammed as they went to get it "trimmed"…

because they thought trimmed armor was cooler than full 3rd age

and though people with guilded armor were gods.

they still ownzord by bourdou who

Got owned by star wars

who shut up and bought chicken and

Tried to uncook it on evil bobs fireplace…

but became diseased because

he was stuck in the random for too long

and got hungery for

"Evil Bob" meat which was…

tainted by…uhhh…evil. and cyanide.

which turned him into a zombie

that was slowly

decaying into a pile of dust and coins

which meant all his slaves could escape but they…

didnt want to leave the island cos there was so much privacy to

give anal to

:rolleyes:

random hell cats

from the planet Uranus…

who really really liked to suck his
[offtopic]so close to 100% activity[offtopic/]

cats tail

And have

a fun time spitting out all the cat fur…

in to his mothers mouth witch was

a witches mouth…

that smelled like

cat crap and

so he commited suicide which…

made the grim reaper kill him self because

he was horrified at the sight

of a deformed body wearing no clothes with its

really really saggy

eyelids which looked like he hadn't…

had any sleep at all because he was busy the last night making

cotton candy

to stuff in his big fat…

backpack of doooooom

. Then later on

he jumped into the sea and started swimming to…

make out with the monster

which was actually andrew the jagex guy in disguise

on a misson to

kill all the people ever associated with srl and scar, but luckily

made an uber script that

automatically generated a…

force feild to stop andrew from

killing the srl community, but he ended up killing

rsDemon wich was

the gayest macroing program of all time

and then suddenly

all hell broke loose

when the mysterious new program

begun to slowly…

format all jagex computers

wich was killing all lvl 3's

around the yews and

the ents started to

scream in terror because

all game mod's are

fags who have no lives

And don't know how to mod…

~Stupedspam

badgers

which is strange because

there badgers themselves
[offtopic]oo new sig starblaster, hmm makes no sense to me[/offtopic]

and they love to

scratch their abnormally large

[offtopic]sig pics are from the best game in the world - Golden Sun![/offtopic]

noses (:p) and they also

like to smell other peoples

assholes

because after all they are ….

fags who only play video games

like quake 4 and halo2 that kick asssssssssssssssssssssssss

but halo 3 is better

Even though The 360

never got to..

badgers

because they were killed by the time they reached…

cows

they were all thirsty but all the cows' milk had gone…

because

they got bored by GoF's short, one word replies…

but were still thankful for his programming skillz.

[offtopic]Told you guys I can still make some time for srl[/offtopic]

then suddenly

GoF began making two word replies :eek: …

and zeph

was so surprised that he…

shit his pants..

and started crying cos he was scared

because

the girl he likes secretly, is watching him

while he is shiting his pants…

and hes annoyed that this stories starting to revolve around him

but suddenly, everyone stops talking about him..

and start again because zeph

is fun to joke about

and

he looks funny

but

he's not. and then all of the sudden Hobbit

gets a gun and shoots GoF and we all rejoice

because the gun wasn't real. And then GoF takes out a real gun and shoots kaustavs brains all over the walls and then everyone really rejoices..

but then we all learn to love

and started joining the love thread. but what we din't know..

is love is not…

(starded?? started…)

the meaning of life. its just..

(i was 10mins thinking on how to write that word. :o )

Really cool and an SRL member named

kaustav_002 showed us the true meaning of life

that we should all just…

(your not an srl member so that wouldnt fit…)

learn to only kill the leechers and chinese bots.

(he's a community member though…)

But they are f ing invincible so it doesn't matter and then

(Doesn't matter I said SRL member :p)

a large

elephant runs from the woods and starts killing people and eating their brains, and then calls more elephants to join him and then they start killing everything that breaths and then all of the sudden chuck norris comes and kills em all except for the boss elephant that then kills chuck norris and then goes to the white house and kills george bush and takes over the USA and makes people it's slaves and forces everyone to build pyramids and shit for it and then it dies to a heart attack and people take USA over again and everyone rejoices and dances and shit but then suddenly it's the dawn of the dead for elephants and zombie elephants are everywhere and people are screaming and then they kill people again until someone finds out that they're terrified about the face of saddam hussein, so everyone puts his pictures everywhere so the elephants run away to the ocean and die, but then the pix have brainwashed everyone to liking saddam and then they take some dna of a dead livign dead elephant and put it to dead saddam and he takes over the world and start building missiles and shit and then kim jong il comes flying over the seas and they start fighting and then they both die when a piano falls on them because that coyote from that bird cartoon accidentally dropped it on them not road runner, then the coyote has just had enough and hangs itself and them the bird makes that annoying sound and runs to the sunset and people are still terrified of elephants and their all killed and then everyone realizes that they were actually the thing that kept the planet going and the climate change burns everyone and then freezes, and burns and freezes and then the planet collapses, and everyone except the fantastic four is dead and they migrate to the moon with a flying unicorn called steve, that actually turns out to be a super elephant that then rapes and kills all of em! and then rapes the moon and moon then suicides and flies to the sun that then explodes and all other planets collapse and explode and shit! then it's like.. the end, except in the evil second dimension where…

where gof gets stuck for writing so much worthless trash that i didnt read

then gets hit with the

aka banana hammer! which snaps lopsidedly

and then everyone realizes that it was all just a dream Hobbit had while passed out outside his igloo ( -> love thread :p)

The end.

But then Hobbit suddenly has a bigger Avatar and everyone is in aw and amazement!

and GoF wishes that he never told hobbit to get his avatar bigger.

and hobbit wonders why GoF would wonder such a thing?

and GoF then tells him that it doesn't look so good after all, and he was already so used to seeing the avatar smaller.

and we all get really tired from gofs really long posts.

but hobbit still likes his bigger avvy

which gets forgotten by the world because alien rabbits with rabies invade the earth and take us all as prisoners.

Then we offer Czepa as a sacrifice to let us go, and they do. Then the rabid bunnies from space die because Czepa tastes like s***.

but then all of the sudden

flmfwao remembers that he loved czepa so much.. and brang him back from the dead

to wreak havoc upon Saradonin's dog who..

has worms therefore hes one of those dogs who always drags his ass on the ground (running with front feet, ass planted; you get the picture)

Which we find out is actually Czepa, then

rotflmfwao fucks up.. and stops posting shit about me in EVERY thread

Sorry for gravedig, just feel like should bring this back.

And then…

Sorry for the (almost) year old gravedig, but this has to come back. I just wanted to say that I never thought that any thread I'd ever start would go past 4, maybe 6 pages. This is the largest out of any I've ever made :D. So, on with the story (from Lacky's post)…

Dick Cheney was angry so he…

flammed people on this forum because someone gravedug a lot, he then proceeded to whip out his….

very large, heroic, man fearing…

[offtopic] Manfearing? [/offtopic]

.. Scorpian which proceded to sting everything in a mile radius, which resulted in..

Everyone turning into a mini Scorpian…

..but thankfully, an antidote in the form of..

…a chinese hat was discovered….

then he posted a video of him backfliping off a cow on youtube…

and a large lump apeared in his trousers, it was..

a New Zealand Sheep which the proceeded to…

England where it,

Said hello to me then went to the land of the Aussies and then.

got abused in its mouth by lacky…

which caused the police to…

grab their very large and erect…

walking sticks to poke the

Incredibly Rock Hard..

into a oddly shaped…

piece of cheese which bob…

ate very fast which caused him to…

~Camo

From: jakeyboy29
got abused in its mouth by lacky…

Uncalled for. :p

From: Camo Kyle
ate very fast which caused him to…

~Camo

become turned into…

A brain-cheesing zombie, then…

~Camo

The zombie started leaking creamy and milky liquid from it trousers, which turned out to be…

'jokers' hair…

GEL!
haha turned out to be Jokers hair GEL!
which he gets every morning from…

his mother's penz0r…

(spam) Another neverending story -> http://laurens.mgatesphoto.com/SongThatNeverEnds.php (/spam)

all of a suden a genie poped up…

who claims to be called MummyFoot!

i hereby grant you 3 wishes, they are….

100 trillion dollars…

~Camo

*fail this story now*

and for smart to be working again…

and for me to have more wishes! The genie then got pissed off because he said only 3 wishes, not more and he then…

took out his blue lollipop and told all the kids to ride it :)

Which made you go to a raping jail…

~Camo

and be cell mates with Peaches McGee.

Which Aser falls in love with and ends up marrying.

~Camo

Then Camo beat him up and get arrested for a hate crime…

Which then n c d s comes to my rescue and says it was him not me :p

~Camo

he is then thrown in prison where he continues to commit hate crimes…lol

just kidding, he runs like hell!

Lol…but then slips on some dropped soap…

~Camo

and falls over and falls into a big puddle of…

White sticky liquid which smelled alot like someone's….

Jelloizer lol…You then feel…

~Camo

Jelloizer? Want to explain? :p

All sticky and gooey and it gives you an idea…you start too…

becom aroused and look at pokemon cards then

From: Lacky
Jelloizer? Want to explain? :p

All sticky and gooey and it gives you an idea…you start too…

Couldn't think of anything else to say for it :p

You hear a sexy voice behind but when you turn around you see…

~Camo

Chuck Norris's…

Mother. You ask her…

Bl0 m3 pl0x?@@ (lol) then she…

~Camo

slapped the fuck out of you for such a ridiculous idea and threatened to get chuck to…

Blow you instead, then

~Camo

Chuck Norris arrived to the scene. He bit your peen off and you…

tell a joke and he fall out then..

you fart on his head which makes him pissed off, so he decides to…

"This forum requires that you wait 60 seconds between posts. Please try again in 22 seconds."

Lay there while you slap him in the face and take a shit on his chest. Then…

~Camo

He realises what he has done and grabs your..

/me doesn't like the way this story is going.

Ass and says "Oooh, me likey!" You then…

HAHA! I couldn't help it. I agree, this is one weird story.

~Camo

Grab your big and pulsing…

Head because Chuck does phsycic(SP) brain liquidizer. He then…

~Camo

killed him self cause he is a fag…

(lets get chuck out of this )

He then rises from the dead because Chuck can't die. You then…

~Camo

Kill him until he can't come back to life and then you…

grab your hard, long, red, and throbbing lolipop which is leaking cream, then you thrust it into someones face and you moan!

and then you…

Squirt all the liquid into chucks face, this makes him angry…

Although by this point he is dead/a zombie.

which then starts to…

lose his skin

and his giant

brain which he uses to think about

how to invent…

the great, almighty,

doomsday device

which exploded and..

blew off Oprah's fifth testicle

into a black hole. were it met…

jesus, decided to…

become a member of the Fantastic 4 (now Fantastic 5), creating

the great, almighty,

massive erection which ejaculated over everyone killing them instantly..

but they all



[OFFTOPIC] Guys, its up to 5 words per entry, so lets keep it that way?? [/OFFTOPIC]

ended up with AIDs

and after one week

the world ended and exploded.

The END!

That is what occurred to the lives of everyone on earth (but not to this story).


Offtopic:

From: Zytex!
the great, almighty,

From: Zytex!
the great, almighty,

(they are two different posts)

But the END stopped working,

Then it was the END.

…it started the beginning again

One day I was…

THE End of t3h worldz

but the leet speak died…

and the world was dieing!

but middle earth wasn't…

so Frodo and Sam were…

mugged by wizzup and golem; they then…

They Got banned from the…

mount doom local grocery store..

Den t3h w0ldz ended.

All, except one hope, Wall-E, a robot, he now has to figure a way to use human prostitutes to

make a pyramid to worship

God, hoping to find a way to have prostitutes reproduce, and make humans, then

overthrow their diabolical alien overlords

From: Timer
All, except one hope, Wall-E, a robot, he now has to figure a way to use human prostitutes to

From: Timer
God, hoping to find a way to have prostitutes reproduce, and make humans, then

EPIC FAIL, 5 Words MAX dude.

From: Tickyy
EPIC FAIL, 5 Words MAX dude.

Fuck off

then wall.e shot to earth…

and he started a massacre!

but everyone one was already dead…

So the animals took over

the great, almighty,

(that didnt make sence… but anyway)

cocks of doom…

They did this because
[OFFTOPIC] Yes it did… 'So the animals took over the great, almighty, cocks of doom '… [/OFFTOPIC]

They wanted to shoot a

cum shot at…

jakeyboy29's pale face..

Then Jake loved it and did that thing to TViYH

and after one day they…

did it again and

jakeyboy29 died, and everyone's happy!!

Especially Nauman, who was a cock

But Nauman had an idea so..

He had sex with a…

horse as it was..

peeing on jakeyboy

but the horse died and…

Nauman cried for he lost

And everyone laughed at him…

but he showed them by

[Offtopic] Lol@TViYH & Mormonman!!![/Offtopic]

whipping out his pene and beating jakeyboy29 with it..

who had received so much brutality that…

his pene got frostbite and..


[offtopic]TViYH, whats up with the sex on jakeyboy lol xD[/offtopic]

fell off and shattered…

then the horse ate it..

and got frostbite on his pene too…

and that shows that nauman is gay…

it also shows that mormonman and ToF find stupid jokes to be funny..

and mormonman laughs his head off

and that TViYH is obsessed with sexytime…

mormonman is still laughing…

which he agrees with..

so whips his pene out again…

and beats ToF's face..

and ToF bites it off…

and mormonman sucks it out of ToF's mouth..

with a vacuum…

which Dr D.Dervish ate

Then nauman finds all the people who insulted him, and does their mothers (HARD!!) ;) (sorry 5 words +) :)

then TViYH rapes Nauman's mom

which Dr D.Dervish also ate (:))

out… she said he was shit but..

He successfully made her pregnant

and then she born a

monster named Wizzup? who…

gold farmed runescape for about

2 mintues then got bored…

And killed some ugly creatures named

w 'joker' …

Wt-Fawki, Hobbit, TaraJunky and….

TViYH tell ToF and all of the others to stop spamming.

but nobody listened and kept posting…

They did not listen and…

Fakawi went on a chainsaw rampage with…

Hobbit dancing like a fairy and…

Dr D.Dervish eating the corpses :rolleyes: ^^ and…

TViYH doing everyone's mothers..

in his dreams…

but in his real life he was pooping yellow…

because his penis was a stub :)

but zytex told him he had a plan…

and TViYH bitch-slapped jakeyboy29 once again

which was returned by a smack in the face. that which point tviyh died…

and a shitty section of this story ENDED.

And a good section was created…

then TViYH came and shat on it.

Actually you are dead so…no.

Once upon another time…

in a dark and dreary world

P.S.: ASER, let other people has a turn.

they was a ninja called " ToF

He was the second most stealthy ninja in all of Toronto.

From: TViYH

P.S.: ASER, let other people has a turn.

I will when you stop ruining to story for everybody else.

until the day when Aser's grandma knocked him out

but he made her pregnant…

no he did not, but he

moaned at Zytex for spamming to 1k…

no he did not, but he

is now on 999 posts

and loves cheese…

because that's what ninjas like.

and after one day…

the giant dragon named

…Ben woke up and saw…

his wife taking off with some (…dragon)

kid named Stewie Griffin who…

was eating yellow 'balls' with

mixster, who was actually eating testicles

but mixster failed at…

everything except bumping, so

his mum was happy and…

went out shopping for…

intercontinental ballistic watermelons, unfortunately…

the store was sold out,

so she had to settle with

licking her own

non-intercontinential, non-ballistic watermelons.

The bloating was starting to

have an orgasm because of…

an old man walking by

, he was naked because…

Dr. D Dervish goes around stealing old mens' clothes.

and sniffs them while fapping in bed

~shut

which causes him to…

have an orgasm while…

watching an old man walk

with a (sexy) 20 years old girl…

and then he said

play the first thing..

She orgasmed cus Dr D. Dervish was so sexy and…

…it quickly became apparent that she was a man.

who started to

eat a sandwich full of…

cum

~shut

and after one week..

he killed her…

with his toungue

(lol wtf ?)

(tongue was the name of his…

tongue.

After the tongue homicide incident…

there was a huge drug-bust…..

and Brain went to prison for intent to sell!

:p

Dr D. Dervish took him out because

he wanted to have butt sex with Brain

but then he forgot to bring..

lube?

It was a long time before

Hobbit was amazed this thread was still going and

then he decided that it is completely worthless and closed it!

But shortly after realized it brought back memories and reopened it, then

NCDS completely agreed and went to make some food…

Which Brain stole and ate for himself….

while corn witnessed the senseless food theft and…

went home to have sex with

his cat

but he had a problem with…

eating a pie upside-down while

singing the national anthem.

while trying to have sex with his cat.

while Hobbit and Wizzup and Fakawi…

tried to make something special for….

good GFX'ers who diserved a cup…

But it never happened :p

Because they didn't like

rs

, they created the best script…

From: Dr D. Dervish
, they created the best script…

but it phails because of …

From: Tickyy
but it phails because of …

stupidity. Then this guy named…

…the Right Honourable His Majesty Chad Sexington IV, King of England, Wales, Scotland, and Brittany…

From: A G E N T
…the Right Honourable His Majesty Chad Sexington IV, King of England, Wales, Scotland, and Brittany…

(OFFTOPIC - lol)

made a script to…

Pown all the noobs into defeat making them…

Resemble Lacky :p

From: N C D S
Resemble Lacky :p

JUST then, a giant…

From: Ruroken
JUST then, a giant…

joined the PVP world and got owned and after…

From: Tickyy
joined the PVP world and got owned and after…

..getting stabbed in the…

From: Ruroken
..getting stabbed in the…

big toe he screamed "

ARGH! By big fat toe…I now must…

Endure the pain and have social intercourse with…

Oprah because I am just into that kind of thing…" so he…

attempts to call this famous woman on the phone but..

just as dials in the number he gets bizz in his pants so he…

hangs up, and…

he jizzed in his pants so…

he went to the shop to get

some towles, then he ran into…

From: zasz
some towles, then he ran into…

a five legged elephant named King Jeffrey the fourth who…

noticed the giant was having an ecliptic spasm so he…

EDIT: Woops lol you posted at the same time I did. XD

decided to…

sit and watch…

then have a nap

and after a week he tried…

to become a giant fish covered in sausages that smelled like…

sausages. But nonetheless…

The pronouns in this story were so confused that it became unclear whether it was the elephant or the giant who was trying to cover himself in sausages. New sentence.

The giant then sat on a giant turd covered in maggots and flies and he decided to eat eat…it tasted like…

icecream

with a hint of…

crapcake and intercontinental ballistic watermelons, which means

that the icream is fake. My grandmother is…

a hot Jewish black woman with giant feet and tentacles coming out of her…

butt, so when she farts….

she squirts out squid juice and babies with mutated heads that look like…

my grandpa. and when she

farted in public there was a …

Massive explosion and squid juice and mutated heads that look like Zytex's grandpa went flying into…

the atmosphere where it burned up and became putrid gas that killed everything within a 2 mile radius because it smelled like…

Daaaaaaamn. I can't BELIEVE this is still going. Cheers to everyone who kept this thread alive :). Anyway, back to the story:

Rosie O'Donald's ass after not showering for seven years. Because everyone in Tajikistan was now dead, the country was claimed by…

The Netherlands, oh yeah. That frog-land. But fucking rich.
Now they…

Decided to play with all their money and…

use the money for campfires on the weekend.

At the campfires they…

sing songs and eat insects…

that were crunchy and gooey. They tasted like smoked rabbits fur with a hint of…

A-1 Steak sauce. This was of course….

a horrible taste but a delicacy in The Netherlands. They usually eat it with…

noob pie.

But then the dwarf from Grajkiil got bored, so he did some

burnt shrimp drop party in

Where-the-fuck-are-we-?-land where all the noobs who at the noob pie came and…

said au revoir to Hobbit when he left for France and…

when he was on the plane , he thought to himself " Hmm i may of made a big deal out of going to france when its only a little thing hmm"".. and den.

From: NiCbaZ
when he was on the plane , he thought to himself " Hmm i may of made a big deal out of going to france when its only a little thing hmm"".. and den.

he gets off the plane filled with obeise people.

The amazingly obese people were of course Americans who…

ate lots of burgers with…

fat filled mashed potatoes and not to mention they…

made a pause and after one week…

I pooped on a cat and called it Jimmy

and ironically my neighbor called Jimmy came overr to my house and

Complained why he had shit all over him…then he…

… used my mom's fur coat to clean it off. He then…

Wiped it on issamawan's computer to get payback for what he did and then…

(possible grave dig?)

stopped by McDonalds for a quick snack.

He bought a…

huge Big Mac

and killed his mom with the pickles

But suddenly the bloody pickles became cucumbers! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! shouted the…

the… monkey which was shoving them up..
(Lol)

A broken speaker in a land fill in Korea!

which then triggered a nuclear bomb which wiped Korea off the map.. yay!
Then.. god

smited a little boy named Timer in America for sayin Yay! when korea blew up.
(lol)

the pet dog named Jeffrey of the little boy Timer, said to God with a clinched paw.

Wwwhhhyyyy!?!?!?!??! But was Shocked to hear…

A virtuous Jazz band playing instead of the voice of almighty God.

In his confused state of mind he…

began to to scream like an ostrich and went about…

walking to find god to AVENGE his masters untimely death when suddenly…

got smited like poor little Timer…

and then she took a bath with

a rubber emu <3

but then the rubber emu turned into a dragon which…

bit off the head of the bathing woman, which then the headless body began to….

spazzed out and then turned into Jimmi Hendricks which then….

started to dig his own grave :P

…But then got hit in the head by Will Ferrel, and was buried alive. Will Ferrel then…

…appeared in way too many movies after he got mildly popular.

Will ferrel then beat brain sensless for saying such a thing

. then that fat guy from superbad began to

dance around with his

Broomstick, which he shoved into a big fat wet

pot of flour, now the pot of flour was alive

and turned into cookies, which the fat guy from superbad

Sorry for the half year old gravedig, but this has to come back. This thread has 35 pages, and I know it can get to 50. So let's start it back UP!

From: TomTuff
and turned into cookies, which the fat guy from superbad

ate, but promptly threw up from, because the cookies were…

made out of poo poo

from a donkey

From: Brain
from a donkey

who had just

called his

pet lion to

bring back a

fat, juicy steak

but then i jumped and

FIIIRED MY LAAAZOOOOWR !

Blaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh !

Then got drunk.

and ate a crate of

Clothes that were soaked in ribena

And then ran to

New York, there he met

A British Male prostitute, and they started to..

speak about the relativity theory

until the British male prostitute fell asleep.

Then the drunken lion started to

Grab the British Male Prostitutes Big Hard..

Foot…

and ate it. It tasted like

Mexican Taco's with

extra salsa. He gave up and climbed

a mountain of

quicksand but he

Remembered he had a date with the British male prostitute..

so he ran as fast as hell and got in bed with the hottest girl ever, her name was

Big pappa

and he left with the lightest hint of

forgetting to use a condom so he

used a balloon because it was the only thing that would fit, and big papa said, "

Oh noez! You made her pregnant" so

he ran away after she had the baby and gave the baby to

charity.

then he wanted a pen

which he stabbed himself with and died.

(FULL STOP! :D)

___ New Story Time! ___

Make sure you don't go past the three/four words. :)

Once upon a time…

From: Wizzup?
___ New Story Time! ___

Make sure you don't go past the three/four words. :)

Once upon a time…

in a galaxy far far far far far far far far away…

long time ago …

in the dark mist

there was …

on occasion

a priest who liked to…

help people find…

their clothing within the

dimensions that surround the physical plane and

teach them how to not

talk to strangers and

get involved with blonds as

long as you live. Instead you

get involved with smart girls as they won't give you aids. However,

they might not let you

have sex with them, so you have to

force them with

tons of candy coated

caramelized apples layered with thick, dark chocolate which consisted of…

dug up..

truffles, probably worth…

negative $6 yen. Which will …

[offtopic]6¥(yes that is the yen symbol, not $) is like $0.0006. :p[/offtopic]

fail in this economy and drop to -¥5,000,000 yen and

taste like dirt, however

some black guy,

rigged the economy and…

and… and… oh hey look a rainbow!

Fail floor :p

==========NEW STORY===========

One day i decided to

and.. and.. oh hey look, a rainbow!

*ignores floor*
(one day I decided to) go for a walk to

Disneyland and find a

keyboard…

covered in magical red ..

ooze that radiates..

some form of…

Gama radiation and…

Gives you three

cubed tattoos inside

your huge foot long…

subway BMT which…

tastes like

your mothers …

Biggest, Meanest, and Tastiest, sandwich.

But inside that sandwich

there was a rune pickaxe,

and when u took a bite of it

it made you feel orgasmic.

And you had a mind blowing


:D

and after that….

I was glad…

that it didnt..

suck on something…

as ugly and…

big it was…

but even though…

its was like

"omg dude bbq"

and then i looked in

the trash and found…

A pair of…

tweezers, with which I…

Used on something…

that was very very very very very very very very very very very…

very very very

:p

[Offtopic] bionicle why do you always post stuff thats hard to continue :p [Offtopic]

[offtopic] thats easy to continue :p just need an adjective :p [/offtopic]

very very tasty, almost like

fresh dung from a

Ugly dragon's den…


(:p)

In the mountains of Epic,

~Sand

and utter phailness…

yet we still ride on…

a banana….

[offtopic]you broke the epicness, u were suppose to put like 'into the fading sunset' or w/e :([/offtopic]

but…

the banana got peeled, so I had to…

eat it, but instead..

[offtopic] ow haha sorry bionicle1800, the story didn't sucked me completely up I think :whistling:

of that I..

threw it at MrAndrew.

[ We need to cut down on the amount of run on sentences ^^ ]

I then proceeded to suck

~Sand

on that huuuge..