SRL Archive - NOTA

This girl says she's not sure if she likes me
I'm like ok; at least we're good friends
Deep down I'm fucking sad
I find out a week later she's dating another guy
Worst day of my life
I confront her about it by text
She tells me it isn't true
I Arranged to meet her at a restaurant, to talk things over
Wrote her a note, kept it in my pocket
Went to the restaurant, she's waiting
She’s being nice, but looks sad and worried
She says she doesn't want to lose her best friend
I tell her I think I love her
She doesn't know what to say
I go into my pocket to give her the note
I mistaken the pocket for a fanny pack
Unzipped my fanny pack by accident
Spaghetti falls out
Spaghetti all over the floor
Waiter slips on the spaghetti and falls
All of a sudden I came and started dancing
Girl stands up
Opened the door
Got on the floor
And everybody did the dinosaur

LOL absolute classic!

Made my morning :)

LOL these are hilarious, the end there was amazing

Hmm… I understood the last one but this is one, not so much.

Yeah he lost me on this one…

Eh, not that amusing.

the ending was suppose to lose you and make you think about what you just read and picture it happening.
that was the point. But I'll try something better soon :)

I was never confused at all !
What did i just read?

You know I actually thought it was all true until:

All of a sudden I came and started dancing 

Then I was like, yeh I'm being trolled :p

From: abu_jwka
You know I actually thought it was all true until:

All of a sudden I came and started dancing 

Then I was like, yeh I'm being trolled :p

lol :D

From: abu_jwka
You know I actually thought it was all true until:

All of a sudden I came and started dancing 

Then I was like, yeh I'm being trolled :p

Did he enter the restaurant or just came and then danced…. confusing

From: JOEbot
Did he enter the restaurant or just came and then danced…. confusing

I dont think you understood what I meant when it said "I came". Look it up ;) :P

I was already at the restaurant, and " all of a sudden I came and started dancing."

OMW you lost me man, someone explain?

EDIT: Okay is there a BJ involved here? And is this a sex joke in disguise? I dunno, sounds like it is personifying a penis…w/e

Wow…..deep man…..

im lost after spagheti

From: Chig
OMW you lost me man, someone explain?

EDIT: Okay is there a BJ involved here? And is this a sex joke in disguise? I dunno, sounds like it is personifying a penis…w/e

The point of it is to be telling a really interesting/raunchy story and then abruptly end it with something hillarious, and so off topic and unimaginable. So as you guys were reading the first half, and read the last half, you got trolled by the lack of a exciting part of the story.

no bj involved here, and nope im not personifying a penis. This isnt personification, this is a "legit, legit, okay wtf???" sorta thing.


the spaghetti part was to confuse you and think. Read the whole thing outloud, if you get it, you'll laugh.

As for the last line, "And everybody did the dinosaur", The point of it is to be telling a really interesting/raunchy story and then abruptly end it with.

Lmfao!!!

I read it and my first thought was don't text anything that is important, also notes are good for 5th graders and no one else.

but as it is a joke, don't heed my advice :p

From: Chig
OMW you lost me man, someone explain?

EDIT: Okay is there a BJ involved here? And is this a sex joke in disguise? I dunno, sounds like it is personifying a penis…w/e

No no no :duh:

Basically - everything is going normal yeh, a normal meeting.

Then things start to go a bit out of hand with the spaghetti falling all over the floor.

'All of a sudden I came and started dancing', means he ejaculated and started dancing, implying the story's starting to get crazy now.

And finally, to top it off it ended in chaos as everyone was on the floor doing 'the dinosaur'.

Yes it doesn't make sense, but that's where the humour comes in.

From: R4nd0m
I read it and my first thought was don't text anything that is important, also notes are good for 5th graders and no one else.

but as it is a joke, don't heed my advice :p

Really bro?

It's a joke, right?

You got friendzoned.

From: Er1k
It's a joke, right?

Yes er1k, whoever read up to the end got trolled.


@ user above me, i dont think you get it..

Haha had to read this x2.