17 years old
At the Library alone, as usual
Minding my own business, as usual
Incredibly hot girl comes walking in
Wearing short skirt, datass
She grabs a book
Starts gracefully walking towards me
She grabs my shoulder
I can't speak
She sits on my lap
I can't move
She's not wearing underwear
I am in disbelief
Rubs up on me until she gets comfortable
I have the hardest wood ever.
I still can't move.
I Realize I'm a chair.
Do nothing, because I am a chair.
:duh:
Gucci
2012-05-20 01:37:10
LOL at first I thought this actually happened to you at the library, then of course I realize it's about a chair ;)
Silentcore
2012-05-20 01:43:54
From: Gucci
LOL at first I thought this actually happened to you at the library, then of course I realize it's about a chair ;)
haha, i also was thinking about that. even though i want to share that i was in the library one time and i guess they were playing truth or dare. The point is one of them was asked to come to me and ask me anything related to (18+). I was like wtf, and then she said: I'm sorry but i was dared to do that and i just laughed. The question was: Hey, When are we going to go to an hotel so i can ride you..(you get the point).
Gucci
2012-05-20 01:48:55
From: Ucantseemebot
haha, i also was thinking about that. even though i want to share that i was in the library one time and i guess they were playing truth or dare. The point is one of them was asked to come to me and ask me anything related to (18+). I was like wtf, and then she said: I'm sorry but i was dared to do that and i just laughed. The question was: Hey, When are we going to go to an hotel so i can ride you..(you get the point).
Haha that's gold I would have been like right now ;)
Silentcore
2012-05-20 01:57:00
From: Gucci
Haha that's gold I would have been like right now ;)
yeah that was a lot of gold, I did say: right now but then that's when she said sorry, i was dared..
YoHoJo
2012-05-20 02:20:10
How is this about chair I'm lost!?
shap08
2012-05-20 02:29:30
Haha priceless, you had me.
From: YoHoJo
How is this about chair I'm lost!?
Its personification. A girl sits on a chair, and the above is describing what is happening from a chair's perspective. I've read some other interesting literature about these type of stories too, always make u think other wise until the end then u get surprised/amused ;)
If it went on any longer I'd have been strangely attracted to that chair :$
Benny
2012-05-20 12:55:53
quality, hit me up with some more of these haha
litoris
2012-05-20 13:30:41
Lol nice twist at the end.
From: Sin
If it went on any longer I'd have been strangely attracted to that chair :$
Woah, you realise the chair was being personified as dude right?
From: abu_jwka
Woah, you realise the chair was being personified as dude right?
Maybe he does know :garfield::garfield::garfield::garfield::garfield::garfield::garfield:
Taking any hints? :garfield:
anonymity
2012-05-20 23:15:47
For a short moment, I was happy - a nerd finally had gotten the girl, the hot sophisticated girl… .. …
; _ ;