SRL Archive - The Bashing Club / BBQ Pit

OK, heres the thing. title pretty much says all. Say something about the person's mamma who posted above you. Rules:

No holding grudges if somebody gets you good :p

No editing your post after a diss is made:

Must be a diss about the persons mamma above, not a compliment/something off topic non mamma related lol.

If somebody has a really good burn to the person above them (only if its really good) you can say post and say OOOOOH!!! BURNED!! Then put your diss in :)

Here we go:

Yo mammas so fat, she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck!

your mamma so fat NASA plans to use her to plug up the hole in the Ozone layer

Your mamas teeth so yello,she spits butter :P.

yo mammas so dumb i found her stareing at a can of frozen orange juice and when i asked what she was doing she pointed to the word on the can that said Consentrate

From: Hobbit
yo mammas so dumb i found her stareing at a can of frozen orange juice and when i asked what she was doing she pointed to the word on the can that said Consentrate

Your so dumb you cant spell "Concentrate". :).


Your moma so dumb, she tried to commit suicide by jumping off the curb.

yo momma so ugly the zoo keeper put her picture in the monkey's cage to keep them from wacking off :);)

Yo mama so fat, that when she goes hand gliding there's a solar eclipse :P

From: Hobbit
yo momma so ugly the zoo keeper put her picture in the monkey's cage to keep them from wacking off :);)

Ahaahahaahah That's a winner :p

yo momma so sexy

From: Buckleyindahouse

Your moma so dumb, she tried to commit suicide by jumping off the curb.

yo momma's so fat she jumped off the same curb and died from the impact!

yo mama so poor that when i saw her kicking a can down the street, i asked her what she was doing? she replied "moving".

yo mama is so nasty that when i asked her whats for dinner, she opened her legs and said "crabs".

Yo muma's so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Yo muma's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.

Lol.

Yo momma is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said one person at a time
yo momma is so fat she steeped on the scale and it said to be continued…
yo momma is so fat and ugly she stepped on the scale and said "hey its my phone number"
yo momma is so ugly she turned medusa to stone!
yo momma is so fat she fell and i tried not to laugh but the ground was cracking up

(wow lots of em)

(not trying to be raciest)
Yo momma is so black i shot her in a dark alley but the bullets came back with there flashers on and said "we cant find the bitch"

Your mummas so fat she walked passed the TV when I was watching 60 minutes and I missed the whole show.

Ok hey I go….

Yo mommas soooo fat that when she jumped off a building she got stuck!

Yo mommas soooo stupid that when she jumped off another building she had to stop and ask for directions.

Yo mommas soooo fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing "we are family, even though your fatter than me".

Yo mommas soooo fat that is takes a bus and two trains to get on her good side.

Yo mommas soooo fat that when the school bus drives by she says "STOP that Twinke!!"

Well that all I got right now….:D

~Stupedspam

I made this one up all by myself…yo mamma's so stupid she gave birth to you ;)

Yo Mamma's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

yo mommas so stupid she starved in a supermarket

From: SantaClause
Yo Mamma's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

OOH burn :p

Yo Mamma's so dumb she was in an exam by herself and came 2nd

Your momma's so fat she walked down the street and the little kids are like: "EEK z0mg!~ A giant!!"

when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me…'Which colour?'
:cool:

Your mums a man.

Your mums so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.

Yo momma is soooo stupid she failed a survey…

~Stupedspam

Off topic, but really how do you fail a survey??? O_o

By not doing any of the questions :)

Your mommas SO nasty i called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection…..


OHHHHH I WIN.. thread closed and locked

From: wired16
Your mommas SO nasty i called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection…..


OHHHHH I WIN.. thread closed and locked

OHHHH burn. That definitly deserves a prize

yo mamma's so fat she plays pool with the planets

yo mamma's so fat that she needs the milky way to fill her cereal bowl

Your momma is so stupid that she thought SCAR was a cut.

Yo mamma so stupid she told her own son A"Yo mamma" joke. :p :D

yo momma so stupid she went to Sprint and asked for running shoes :spot:
im on a roll!

yo mamma so stupid she sold her only car for gasoline money