SRL Archive - NOTA

I put this thread in here, and not in Games because of some comments people are bound to throw up, wouldn't want anyone to get an infraction.
Thread was moved to NOTA.
You're not really banning them, just finding frivolousness reasons to. Saw this thread on another website.
You may NOT edit your posts. You loose if you do.
Try to be as creative as you can with your ban reasons!

To play: You must find a reason to ban the user above you for something they said. You use this format:
BAN: (TheirUserName)
For:(Reason here)
If two or more people post the same person, they both get banned!
(Not really banned)

Example: Joe: Hi guys!
Me: BAN: Joe
Reason: Saying Hi and not Hello!

Let's see what we can come up with? >:D

Ban: NKN

Reason: For being a noob. :)

Ban: ShawnjohnSJ

Reason: Initials at the end of his name

Ban: Jokester
Reason: For telling bad jokes.

Ban: NKN
Reason: Starting this thread.

Ban:Grihmm
Reason: spelling fail

From: Thanatos
Ban:Grihmm
Reason: spelling fail

Ban: Thanatos
Reason: Not capitalizing "Spelling"

Ban: Jokester
Reason: For being a Grammar Nazi

Ban:Timba
Reason:69 post counts;)

From: Timba
Ban: Jokester
Reason: For being a Grammar Nazi

Not funny -_- my grandpa died in the holocaust… He is believed to have committed suicide.

Ban: Jokester
Reason: For being unable to take the heat! (Sorry for your loss. D: )

From: NKN
Ban: Jokester
Reason: For being unable to take the heat! (Sorry for your loss. D: )

Ban: NKN
Reason: Your activity is too damn high.

Ban:Sahibjs
Reason: You're from California.

Ban: NKN
Reason: Spelled useful wrong in sig

Ban:Tehq
Reason:Too many scripts…

From: tehq
Ban: sahibjs
Reason: being a King Black Dragon

BAN: thantos
reason: you're supposed to ban tehq -.-

From: NKN
Ban: Jokester
Reason: For being unable to take the heat! (Sorry for your loss. D: )

Haha it was a joke… Hitler died in the Holocaust… committed suicide… get it? Lmao!

Ban: Jokester
Reason: For making me look stupid, and for not banning someone twice in a row!

Ban: NKN
Reason: Using two lines in your sig to separate links

Ban: Sahibjs
Reason: Derping and banning wrong person

Ban: NKN
Reason: Posting too much on his own thread.

~Caotom

Ban: Caotom
Reason: Typing ~Caotom

Ban: Zezima
Reason: Botting

Ban: TotalKillz
Reason: Failure to read rules.

Ban: TotalKillz
Reason: Not playing the game

~Caotom

BAN:Caotom
Reason: For having more post count than I do

Ban: Chig
Reason: Failing to ban the user above you for the same reason I am banning you.

Ban: NKN
Reason: Not making a cave nightshade bot :(

Ban: Chig
Reason: Not making any bot.

Ban: NKN
Reason: God dammit!

Ban: Chig
Reason: Canadian

Ban: R4nd0m
Reason: American :D

Ban: R2nd0m
Reason: Slacking off during your Insanity. (I know how ruff those are, we do em twice a week in Gym Class. D:)

Ban: NKN
Reason: Didn't ban Gucci (consider yourself banned.)

Ban: Caotom
Rason: I'm tired.

Ban: weequ
Reason: Being a tired old Senior SRL Member and spelling Reason wrong XD

Ban: leetsxc
Reason: Being an SRL member

Ban: zamserv
Reason:

Join Date: 08-28-2006
Posts Per Day: 0.10
Total Posts: 212

Ban P1nky, He uses '1' in place of an i.

Ban: Ixilisi
Reason:
Not using the correct ban form.

Ban: zamserv
Reason: Not being an SRL Member yet.

Ban:Leetsxc
Reason: He has too many scripts out.

Ban:NKN
Reason: Using MSN

Ban:imanoobbot
Reason: cause i can

Ban: Caotom

Reason: "~Caotom" isn't part of the game.

Ban:Jonnothe1337
Reason: bringing the same reason twice

*Fake I haven´t edited

Ban:imanoobbot
Reason: HE EDITED! , turns out he really is a noob bot ;)

Ban: cookies1
Reason: he is chicken.

Ban: zamserv
Reason: he banned me -.-

Ban: cookies1
Reason: because eating a member of the community would be wrong…

Ban: pulse0
Reason: because i don't understand his reason

From: cookies1
Ban: pulse0
Reason: because i don't understand his reason

i was eating a cookie when i posted. idk why i though of it lol its early

Ban: pulse0
Reason : Because he don't know how to eat a cookies :cartman:

Ban: *
Reason: XHg1NVx4NmVceDZiXHg2ZVx4NmZceDc3XHg2ZVx4MjBceDcyXHg2NVx4NjFceDczXHg2Zlx4NmU=

From: Frement
Ban: *
Reason: XHg1NVx4NmVceDZiXHg2ZVx4NmZceDc3XHg2ZVx4MjBceDcyXHg2NVx4NjFceDczXHg2Zlx4NmU=

Ban: Frement
Reason: calls himself a guru

Ban: abu_jwka
Reason: Not calling himself a guru

Ban: Imanoobbot
Reason: Using garfield face in signature.

Ban: sir eska eau
Reason: His avatar is a picture of water bottles

Ban: Abu__jwka
Reason: because hes from somewhere, over the rainbow…

Ban : Pulse0
Reason : he is a chicken .

From: RightClick
Ban : Pulse0
Reason : he is a chicken .

Ban: RighClick
Reason: I eat lesser demons for breakfast.

From: NKN
You're not really banning them, just finding frivolousness reasons to.

Awwww :( I luff the hammer

masterBB banned for having a very generic Dutch name.

Ban: Markus for being such a lazy mod :p

Oh I can't wait for the spam bots to pick this thread up so that we can actually ban the user above….. :stirthepot:

From: Zyt3x
Ban: Markus for being such a lazy mod :p

Oh I can't wait for the spam bots to pick this thread up so that we can actually ban the user above….. :stirthepot:

Ban: Zyt3x
Reason: Infracted me :)

Ban: Abu_jwka
Reason: Getting infracted

(Can a mod move this thread to NOTA?, I wasn't aware that was a spam section.)

This is in the NOTA

Ban: Zyt3x
Reason: Stating the obvious

(even though you were answering a question)

Ban: Abu_jwka
Reason: It wasn't the obvious! Last time I actually checked it was still in BBQ pit. Banned for using the same color three times in your signature.

Ban: NKN
Reason: Not including this thread in his 'Usefull Links' signature list.

Ban: NkN
Reason: im getting bored.

Ban: Cookies1
Reason: Then go find a unimonkey.

Ban: NKN
Reason: why not?

Ban: cookies1
Reason: Touching himself at night.

Ban: Imagine
Resons: For imagine it

Banned cookies1:
reason: deleting his post

(imanoobbot also banned for having garfield in signature).

[offtopic]I moved this to NOTA yes[/offtopic]

Ban: Markus
Reason: When he says banned, I keep thinking he's serious :s

Ban: abu_jwka
Reason: Using "_" in his name rather than a simple space.
Unbanned reason: His location is "Somewhere, over the rainbow…" :)

Ban: Flight
Reason: Having some kickass scripting abilities.

Ban: Flight
Reason: Both your scripts are "Not looking good"

Ban: NKN
Reason: Banning the wrong person

Also I WANT to ban Flight, because he unbanned me and that's against the rules :)

Ban: abu_jwka
Reason: Can't think of how to say *his* name

Ban: Cause
Reason: "Something quick and witty, and quick!"

BAN: Jonnothe1337
Reason: Failing to come up with anything that is quick and witty.

~Caotom

Ban: Caotom
Reason: Evil shenanigans

Jonnothe1337 for having the first old-meme in his username

Ban: TomTuff
Reason: For not having the red ranger as his profile picture.

Ban b_lone because I can.

Ban Kyle Undefined for having the same name as me.

Ban Sex because he's not getting any…

Ban: abu__jwka
Reason: Not to sure what the username means :/

Ban Jonnothe1337 for not reading my signature

Ban: abu__Joker, whats a abu?

Ban: jonnothe1337
Reason: What's a Jonnothe?

Ban abu for having a huge sig.

From: Kyle Undefined
Ban abu for having a huge sig.

Ban for having an even larger sig :(

ban: NKN
reason: for starting this stoopid game;)

ban: chief herb
reason: Didn't ban the user above him

ban: Abu__jwka
reason: its Jonno the elite ;)

Ban: Jonnothe1337
Reason: It's not Jonno the elite, it's Jonno the 1337.

Ban: Abu__jwka
Reason: I guess leet is derived from elite, you make me laugh :)

Ban: Jonnothe1337
Reason:
1: Spelt my username with a capital 'a'
2: For flirting with me

Proof:

From: Jonnothe1337

you make me laugh :)

Ban: abu_jwka
Reason: Having a teddy bear next to smoking money below his name.

Ban Imanoobbot for having a silly name.

Ban: Kyle Undefined
Reason: One can not simply be located in C:\Simba\Includes\MSI
Question: What are you?

Ban: Jonnothe1337
Reason: for joining years earlier than me and having less post count.

ban: ucantseemebot
reason: i see everything!

Ban: cookies1
Reason: I want…CHOCOLATE chip cookies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBhxIyT8Slg

Ban: cookies1
Reason: For making me hungry.

From: cause
Ban: cookies1
Reason: I want…CHOCOLATE chip cookies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBhxIyT8Slg

From: Ucantseemebot
Ban: cookies1
Reason: For making me hungry.

double post about me, i must be hated -.-
ban: cause
reason: u were not first to post…
also
ban: ucantseemebot
reason: he needs to learn to control his hunger

Ban: Ucantseemebot
Reason: Reminded me that I was hungry too :/

Ban: Sirenia
Reason: For joining in March.

Ban: Ucantseemebot
Reason: he lives in a virtual world next to the GE…

Ban: Perfecticus
Reason: Joined so much later than me, and I got over 10x his post count without spam.

Ban: NKN
Reason: For banning Perfecticus.

Ban:Ucantseemebot
Reason: For not using "You" instead of "u" in your username.

Ban: NKN
Reason: For being a Registered User.

Ban: Ucantseemebot
Reason: cause i can see you botting

Ban: Cheif Herb
Reason: I have to poop, and herbs help you poop.

Bann: NKN
Reason: TMI bruuuh;)
and for spelling my name wrong>:|

Ban: chief herb
Reason: for having a cauldron in his signature.

Ban: Perfecticus
Reason: For impersonating a legend -_-

ban: sin
reason: 100% post count, get a life!
^just joking dont take it serousily

Ban:Cookies
Reason: Feeling scared after making a ban.

ban: NKN
reason: my name is cookies1, not cookies. The one contains a major signification so plz don't forget it ;)

Ban: cookies1
Reason: for being post # 124.

Ban: Ucantseemebot
Reason: Having the same bar amounts as me. (Activity,Longevity,and Today).

Ban: NKN
Reason: fk if i know…

Ban: Sin
Reason:Having a "Spectacular Aura About."

Ban: NKN
Reason: Ban evading.

Ban: Sin
Reason: Posts Per Day: 19.27

abu_jwka, for having a weird name :p

Ban: Kyle
Reason: Has an avatar with half a face :D

Ban: abu_jwka
Reason: Has a avatar with a half covered face

ban^ leecher

Ban:Hitman1531
Reason: Being a retard and calling someone a Leecher, and not using correct ban format.

Ban: NKN
Reason: Having a similar location

Ban: Kyle Undefined
Reason: His cups almost reach the entire thing.

Ban: NKN
Reason: For having no avatar.

Ban: tubs-12
Reason: Having 80% longevity but only 87 posts!?

Ban: JOEbot
Reason: Oh wait…

Ban: JOEbot
Reason: He/it lives in Draynor Village.

Ban: Steveej
Reason: For having only 1 post -__-

ban: sin
reason: only having 2692 posts ;)

Ban: Cookies
Reason: For logging on once, and making your only post today here.

Ban : NKN
Reason : Banning so many people in this thread…

Ban : Neznam
Reason : 277 posts

Ban: Cookies1
Reason: Had to add a 1 after his name because 'cookies' was already taken.

Ban: Abu_jwka
Reason: had to add an _ and jwka "joker" to his name because Abu, abu jwka, abu joker, abu_joker, joker, joker abu, joker_abu, jwka_abu, and several other names related to abu_jwka are taken. Also, because he couldn't touch this.


Still can't.
Na nanana. nana. nana breakitdown.

Ban: JOEBot
Reason: Caught for using bots

Ban: J J
Reason: "One does not simply ban JOEBot"

Ban: Sirenia
Reason: I'm too dumb to read "Sirenia"

Ban: b_lone
Reason: Random Name

ban: DeiJaiVui
reason:

I love SRL, you can call me DJV.

should of jsut called yourself DJV

Ban: The Killer
Reason: Before anyone else gets killed

From: P1ng
Ban: The Killer
Reason: Before anyone else gets killed

ban: P1ng
reason: never understood why you used 1 instead of i

From: The Killer
ban: P1ng
reason: never understood why you used 1 instead of i

Ban: Killer
reason: Gotta ban him before he gets to 666 posts and then shit gets real

Ban: JPHamlett
Reason: Swearing!

From: Leonardo Da Vinci
Ban: JPHamlett
Reason: Swearing!

Ban: Leonardo Da Vinci
Reason: combination of lurking and impersonating someone who's been dead for quite a while now…

From: -Benny
Ban: Leonardo Da Vinci
Reason: combination of lurking and impersonating someone who's been dead for quite a while now…

ban: -benny
reason: he is going to wreck his 1700 soon -.-

Ban: The killer
Reason: Not living up to his name.

From: Footy
Ban: The killer
Reason: Not living up to his name.

Ban: Footy
Reason: Being way to stupidly helpful and grrr everything… and for over posting and for having a better activity level than me… the list goes on and on:stirthepot:

From: -Benny
Ban: Footy
Reason: Being way to stupidly helpful and grrr everything… and for over posting and for having a better activity level than me… the list goes on and on:stirthepot:

^err I agree and Footie I'll live up to my name very soon if you carry on:stirthepot: ;)

ban: -benny
reason: why not? the ban hammer is fun :D

Ban: The Killer
Reason: Suspected of murder.

I shall begin shortly with all these good reasons to ban I shouldn't wait. :)

Ban: J J
Reason: Because I can ;)

From: BraK
I shall begin shortly with all these good reasons to ban I shouldn't wait. :)

Ban: J J
Reason: Because I can ;)

Ban: BraK
Reason: I'm the underdog and it would be cool to ban a mod;)

From: The Killer
Ban: BraK
Reason: I'm the underdog and it would be cool to ban a mod;)

Ban: The killer
Reason: setting the bar to high by trying to ban a mod :)

From: BMWxi
Ban: The killer
Reason: setting the bar to high by trying to ban a mod :)

Ban: BMWxi
Reason: Can't differentiate between too, to and probably two.

From: Kasi
Ban: BMWxi
Reason: Can't differentiate between too, to and probably two.

Ban: Kasi
Reason: Grammar Nazi:spot:

From: -Benny
Ban: Kasi
Reason: Grammar Nazi:spot:

Ban: -Benny
Reason: Someone's already said that! Not unique.

Ban: Kasi
Reason: if you translate almost into Spanish, you will find out that it sounds like his name.

Ban: Your mom jk
Reason: Lack of originality while picking a nick name

Ban: Litoris
Reason: He probably has one :) (with a C)

Banned for:
pointless progress for a colossal goal in signature
switching over to a crappy and unfamiliar name
assuming that mike litoris is not a real person and has to do with female genitalia
not buying more than one service from an awesome guy

Ban: litoris
Reason: idk

From: Shay
Ban: litoris
Reason: idk

ban: shay
reason: I liked the name sin, you noob!

Ban: The Killer
Reason: Didn't I already ban you? BAN EVASiON!

From: Footy
Ban: The Killer
Reason: Didn't I already ban you? BAN EVASiON!

*slits footie's throat*
I warned him. I said I would do it. Now I have lived up to my name. This will be the last time I will see you fellow villavu's, I'll be catching my flight in around 45 minutes. I wish you all wish with your lifes gl.
ban:footie
reason: he's dead now, it doesn't matter.

p.s. inb4TakenQuote
edit: will post 6 more times to get to 666 then I will leave for my flight. JP was right @666 shit DOES get real.

From: Footy
Ban: The Killer
Reason: Didn't I already ban you? BAN EVASiON!

ban: handy
reason:idk

From: litoris
ban: handy
reason:idk

Ban: Litoris
Reason: refusing to do Dominon tower kills and charging so much :O

ban: yo momma
reason: too many capes
+ i charged 2-3M for about 4-5 hours of legit work, could earn more hunting grenwalls but that's not my kind of thing

Ban: Litoris
Reason: Not using proper usernames in the ban list.

Ban: NKN
Reason: Same Loopback Adress! :fiery:

Ban: Footy
Reason: Making me google loopback address :p

Ban: BMWxi
Reason: Stealing my identity by having the same views and opinions as me.

Ban: Leonardo Da Vinci
Reason: Shouldn't be alive this age, cheating death! Haxx! WitchCraft!!

Ban: "Rezozo"
Reason: Changing his name :(

From: BMWxi
Ban: "Rezozo"
Reason: Changing his name :(

Ban: BMWxi
Reason:BMW = Black man's ***** ;)
got 669 posts shit got real at 666 when I killed footy but now everythings back to normal :D

From: The Killer
Ban: BraK
Reason: I'm the underdog and it would be cool to ban a mod;)

Ban Hamma: The Killer
Reason: Not able to tell the difference between Admin and Mod ;)

Ban BraK
Reason: outranking me.

Ban: Jokester and Joe
Reason: I have a genie and can instaban

From: ___
Ban: Jokester and Joe
Reason: I have a genie and can instaban

ban:underscore :P
reason: not reading the rules

From: The Killer
ban:underscore :P
reason: not reading the rules

Ban: The Killer
Reason: spelling ___'s name wrong.

Banned.

From: Nebula
Banned.

Ban: Nebula
Reason: for calling me a noob

Hi Ollybest,

You have received an infraction at the SRL-Forums. This infraction has caused an intolerable amount of infraction points to have been accumulated on your account, resulting in a ban. This ban expire: Never.

Reasions;

rep abuse, offensive language, after several warnings.

From: Nebula
Hi Ollybest,

You have received an infraction at the SRL-Forums. This infraction has caused an intolerable amount of infraction points to have been accumulated on your account, resulting in a ban. This ban expire: Never.

Reasions;

rep abuse, offensive language, after several warnings.

Actually had me going there…Till I remembered your rank> Boooooooom Oh yea, Burn!! Jk lol

Ban: Nebula
Reason: Leading me on

Ban:JoeyGupta
Reason: excessive number of o's in a word

this game sucks

From: wantonman
this game sucks

Ban: wantonman
Reason: doubting THE GAME

Ban: Ashaman88
Reason: Releasing 2 scripts/week :p

From: BMWxi
Ban: Ashaman88
Reason: Releasing 2 scripts/week :p

ban: bmw
reason: having a go at ashaman's script maker script ;)

From: The Killer
ban: bmw
reason: having a go at ashaman's script maker script ;)

Ban: The Killer
Reason: Discovering my script maker script

Ban: Ashaman88
Reason: for having great scripts.

Ban: Silentcore
Reason: for not having great scripts.

From: litoris
Ban: Silentcore
Reason: for not having great scripts.

ban:litoris
reason: having outdated scripts :D

From: The Killer
ban:litoris
reason: having outdated scripts :D

Ban: The Killer
Reason: for being a killer.

Ban: SilentCore
Reason: Judging a book by it's cover.

Ban: footy
Reason: noob

From: Nebula
Ban: footy
Reason: noob

Ban: Nebula
Reason: Universe

From: ___
Ban: Nebula
Reason: Universe

Ban: ___
reason: having a random rather than a name.

From: Silentcore
Ban: ___
reason: having a random rather than a name.

Ban: Silentcore
Reason:Judging others names, while yours is not there (silent ;))

From: Rezozo
Ban: Silentcore
Reason:Judging others names, while yours is not there (silent ;))

Ban, Rezozo.
Reason: You need a rest! 100% Activity! :smile:

Ban: DeiJaiVui
Reason: constant double posting and spam which annoys me & other members, somehow managing to maintain a red rep bar for months. Having the name DeiJaiVui- because when I see the username DeiJaiVui I know that the only Dei-Jai-Vui going on is spam.

From: Nebula
Ban: DeiJaiVui
Reason: constant double posting and spam which annoys me & other members, somehow managing to maintain a red rep bar for months. Having the name DeiJaiVui- because when I see the username DeiJaiVui I know that the only Dei-Jai-Vui going on is spam.

ban:nebula
reason: editted his post.

From: The Killer
ban:nebula
reason: editted his post.

Ban: TheKiller
Reason: Nobody F**ckin bans Nebula…Don't worry Neb, I gotchyo back!

Ban: Rezozo
Reason: for not being fair and banning everyone else but Nebula.

From: Im New Sry
Ban: Rezozo
Reason: for not being fair and banning everyone else but Nebula.

ban: im new sry
reason: how long you ganna be new for?, its been months already!

Ban Markus
Reason: Black Market Leader

Ban: EtherFreak
Reason: For missing TheKiller!

From: Rezozo
Ban: EtherFreak
Reason: For missing TheKiller!

Ban: Rezozo
Reason: For changing username:D

From: Im New Sry
Ban: Rezozo
Reason: For changing username:D

Oh, I see now…
Ban:Im New Sry
Reason: Trying to get username changed (OOOOOOOHHHHHH SUCK IT!! JK lol)

From: Nebula
Ban: DeiJaiVui
Reason: constant double posting and spam which annoys me & other members, somehow managing to maintain a red rep bar for months. Having the name DeiJaiVui- because when I see the username DeiJaiVui I know that the only Dei-Jai-Vui going on is spam.

That was quiet a while ago, lol ,anyways.

Ban: Rezozo
Reason: Anime Avatar! :smile:

Ban: Dei Jai Vui
Reason : better at making money than me :p