f1fanatic
2012-03-22 18:54:56
Just wanted to know what you say to annoying people…
my favourite is - You should wear a condom on your head because if your gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one
My girlfriend said that to me…
P1nky
2012-03-22 18:59:11
*Go away Piss off.
*Eff off.
Brandon
2012-03-22 19:00:42
Uhhh I think the most immature one I ever said was that their birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory.. of course I apologized right after I said it lol because I realized it was pretty bad.
cause
2012-03-22 22:51:16
ggzz so Canadian of you haha
A personal favorite is "no you"
Timba
2012-03-22 22:54:13
From: ggzz
Uhhh I think the most immature one I ever said was that their birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory.. of course I apologized right after I said it lol because I realized it was pretty bad.
I actually found that funny lol :D
0UT2K1LL
2012-03-22 23:24:43
There once was a very annoying girl, and without thinking in detail about the original "ear inf***tion" quote I blurted out..
"Twat was that, you cunt?
I mean… I cunt hear you…"
I ran very fast.
Joe308watson
2012-03-23 00:01:20
I usually only get mad when someone 25+ levels attacks me in clan wars. And I then offer to teach them how to count.
Flight
2012-03-23 01:31:47
I've heard some nice ones for the Ocean's series, Ocean's Thirteen in particular.
eduardo230
2012-03-23 09:08:49
shut up condom leak!
or when you were born the doctor said: "if it doesnt cry its a tumor"
nothing to e proud of :/
JuKKa
2012-03-23 11:11:25
Shut up you mentally challenged lobotomized little cockroach!
Ezio Auditore da Firenze
2012-03-23 11:15:12
You're a noise ball, shut up or You're a waste of oxygen.
Timba
2012-03-23 14:46:39
If someone starts insulting you, just tell 'em "I'm like rubber, and you're like glue. Whatever you say sticks back to you."
Hopefully things will get so socially awkward everyone will walk away lol
shanghai88
2012-03-23 16:14:29
player 1: "noob"
player 2: "that's what I told your mom when I made you, son!"
Player 1: "Noob"
Player 2: "I'm definitely a noob at conversing with a retard like you."
Player 1: "Noob"
Player 2: "I'm very Noob at being your new father of the week"
Do us a favour and go hang yourself.
Lol.
My best comeback
After they say anything, pause for 10 seconds and say "LOLgoose"
[XoL]
2012-03-27 20:49:15
What you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
Aegis
2012-03-31 14:34:26
From: R4nd0m
What you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
Billy Madison! Nice, haha. I'll just stick to the classic, "..your Mom!" comeback.
fretje12
2012-03-31 14:43:04
shut up mcdonalds.
thats for usa
kingsleyeng
2012-03-31 23:47:29
From: nkn
^Racist.
being as there was a whole movie about how usa McDonalds is much larger than everywhere else etc its not really racist
Jokester
2012-03-31 23:58:30
Just spam random crap in the chat box or repeat the same stupid comment over and over until they either mute you or leave. Whichever comes first.
punkd
2012-04-01 06:07:10
"oh yeah?… Well… Nice hair!