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how do you become a S U O M I?


Kajutsky

2012-02-20 05:38:31

S U O M I is the number 1 player on runescape so i was just wondering how he is doing it. On average he get like 5m xp per day so either is has NO-LIFE or he has a really pro bot. Which one seems more likely to you guys?

one1988

2012-02-20 05:53:04

All those number one players started banking extreme amounts of effigies and depending on skills done this can be a very achievable process without bots and without no lifing

Caotom

2012-02-20 05:55:44

This guy is 100% legit and has 0% life.
He has a youtube channel dedicated to his 200mil exp counter resets and his chats to JMods.
Pretty much once you hit the top 10 rs players, there is no way to bot as every so often (while training) a JMod spawns in and has a chat to him to make sure he aint botting.

And yeah he spends ALL his time effigy hunting. He's gotten like 1.5k+ effigies and a couple of hundred thousands crimson/blue charms.

~Caotom

Kajutsky

2012-02-20 05:57:45

a jay mod spawn and needs to talk to him!?! thats creepy

one1988

2012-02-20 06:05:16

Not really creepy they want to make sure the top 10 are just that non Bot players

Home

2012-02-20 06:15:37

Well becoming Suomi. I don't think it's possible. Because I live in Suomi :P

Ok. On topic.

I bet that he / she bots.

~Home

P1nky

2012-02-20 06:41:40

No one can beat Zezima! Legit Old School Player!

Caotom

2012-02-20 07:06:29

From: P1nky
No one can beat Zezima! Legit Old School Player!


100% agree, Zezima will always live on in the hearts of rs players as the best player of all time.

~Caotom

wister1

2012-02-20 07:42:31

people barely know the top 10 players of rs, zezima was, is and will be always known, we have seen what like 10-15 different top 1 players since him and we barely know the name of them although some are still in top 10 like telmomarques and kingduffy

suomi is an adicted to effigyscape, playing like 16 hrs a day hunting effigys, he is a know life but to be number 1 in a multiplayer game you must have no life, thats just how it is, and that is why most of us will never reach the top 10

Runescape Pro

2012-02-20 07:44:58

^Agree. Zezima will always be number one in my heart.

Here's my deal. I have a 138 main with 2351 total. ~377 days in a log. But I've shared the account before. For like 2 years with my 2 best friends and now someone else(although I have done the most work myself).

I was watching a youtube vid of suomi and he showed his a log. Close to 990 days… By himself! I love runescape and all and it's fun but holy cow. I couldn't see myself getting completionists cape or at least if I did then I would quit because to me it's kinda like beating the game, I'm 26 lvls away from the 90s cape so theres still some fun to squeeze out. Wasted Life.

wister1

2012-02-20 08:39:19

i also have shared my account with my best buddy (shhh its a secret :D), although he got hacked once because someone gave him a link to a clan site and so, but he got the cash back by himself so that was a lesson he learned, my acc is very much like yours, and besides me and my buddy playing (he now does mostly minigames) theres always the botting time which is alot :p

SailorJerry

2012-02-22 00:08:34

It's not how do you become a SUOMI? But do you want to become a SUOMI? I recently came back to RS a few months ago, and I didn't recognize any of the players on the top ten. The only top players I would consider "Top Players" are the OG ones Zezima, Old Nite(RIP), King Duffy etc.

In short you can become a SUOMI if you have absolutely no life, no gf, no job, etc. Even then why would you want to do that?

Brandon

2012-02-22 00:23:14

Zezima is absolutely the best and probably still the best rs player.. After him, the only name I ever knew was woox16. That's the only name I know..

Until about a few weeks ago, I learned who SUOMI was.. and I looked him up on Runetracker.. dude gets ridiculous amounts of XP that's not even possible at that rate.. he'd have ran out of effigies for SURE!

S U O M I 136,662,164 <– Gained that much in 1 month.. and don't even bother saying effigies cuz that's like wtf right there..
S U O M I 2,876,905 <— Gained that much TODAY..


Overall he gains an average of 4.56m XP per day..

Hero

2012-02-22 00:52:17

Yeah I saw Suomi at dung on w117 yesterday assiting someone. I watched that video where Suomi is talking with Jacmob. They gain the crazy exp because they train slayer all the damn time. Range exp/Health exp/Slayer exp/Defence exp in multicombat areas and just spam cannon. I have done it and you complete whole slayer tasks in half the time.

Set up your master to give you certain tasks basically and just cannon them. In the video Suomi had like 200k+ cannon balls lol. The secret is be insanely rich.

Hessel

2012-02-28 08:13:45

I dont get it how he does do that.

wister1

2012-02-28 08:21:23

just forget you have a life outside rs and play as most time as you can, thats the secret, even if you do that you still have to expect other to not do that :/

okokokok

2012-02-28 08:25:00

From: Hero
Yeah I saw Suomi at dung on w117 yesterday assiting someone. I watched that video where Suomi is talking with Jacmob. They gain the crazy exp because they train slayer all the damn time. Range exp/Health exp/Slayer exp/Defence exp in multicombat areas and just spam cannon. I have done it and you complete whole slayer tasks in half the time.

Set up your master to give you certain tasks basically and just cannon them. In the video Suomi had like 200k+ cannon balls lol. The secret is be insanely rich.


They don't do slayer, they just hunt effigies. It's just sitting in the same spot for months doing nothing but checking your prayer, your cannon and if there are effigies.

GoF

2012-02-28 08:54:36

Suomi is far more crazy than Zezima ever was, and only a small amount of his exp is actually from effigies. I don't know why you'd want to become him, but I guess something like this could work:

1. Do a bunch of free (or cheap), slow and painful 200M's and beg for donations.
2. Beg for donations.
3. Do slightly more expensive 200M's and beg for donations.
4. Beg for donations.
5. Do a bunch of buyable 200M's insanely quickly. (and beg for donations).
6. Start farming effigies until you get fucked by an update.
7. ???
8. Maximum autism level achieved.

momotron

2012-02-28 09:07:05

beg for money > money making.

Money making is xp waste.

shstiger2009

2012-02-28 09:09:37

From: GoF
Suomi is far more crazy than Zezima ever was, and only a small amount of his exp is actually from effigies. I don't know why you'd want to become him, but I guess something like this could work:

1. Do a bunch of free (or cheap), slow and painful 200M's and beg for donations.
2. Beg for donations.
3. Do slightly more expensive 200M's and beg for donations.
4. Beg for donations.
5. Do a bunch of buyable 200M's insanely quickly. (and beg for donations).
6. Start farming effigies until you get fucked by an update.
7. ???
8. Maximum autism level achieved.


LMFAO at #7 and 8.

okokokok

2012-02-28 10:13:08

From: GoF
Suomi is far more crazy than Zezima ever was, and only a small amount of his exp is actually from effigies. I don't know why you'd want to become him, but I guess something like this could work:

1. Do a bunch of free (or cheap), slow and painful 200M's and beg for donations.
2. Beg for donations.
3. Do slightly more expensive 200M's and beg for donations.
4. Beg for donations.
5. Do a bunch of buyable 200M's insanely quickly. (and beg for donations).
6. Start farming effigies until you get fucked by an update.
7. ???
8. Maximum autism level achieved.


You made my day :D:D:D

FifthDimension

2012-02-28 10:23:47

Suomi bots!? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard loling irl. Not even going to explain that's so ignorant.

P1nky

2012-02-28 10:41:22

From: FifthDimension
Suomi bots!? That's the dumbest thing I've ever fucking heard loling irl. Not even going to explain that's so ignorant.


and how do you know he doesn't?

FifthDimension

2012-02-28 11:52:54

From: P1nky
and how do you know he doesn't?


Because he is the number one player, do you know how much attention Jagex pays to people who are even in the top 100 leaderboard? They probably hire people just to watch him rofl.

Borland

2012-03-02 13:36:36

You just have to be a person who has a big will to reach the goals they set.

I don't get why some of you guys are dissing him. He obviously finds achieving these goals fun. Even if he has to do something he finds boring, it's all for getting the goal he's set and he finds it worth doing, if he didn't he wouldn't.

He claims to have worked hard and invested his money, assuming he now lives off the returns he gets on those. He again claims to do at least an hour exercise a day, rides his exercise bike while playing RS. That's more than most people, nevermind RS players.

He spends all his GP on gaining fastest exp possible, he receives a lot in donations. A guy from my old clan that I still talk to on vent was from Finland, he made bank staking and gave suomi a 1b donation because he's "flying the flag" for finland. He would have put a lot of that into cannonballs and merching which he does a lot of.


It's not no-lifing, that term is subjective. What do other people do? Go work for most of their awake day, most people dislike their jobs too. He's doing something he evidently enjoys.

So to become #1 you have to want it, then have the drive and determination to get there.


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He can't bot anything, his account (and the rest of the top few) are monitored much more closely than normal accounts, he often has a JMod teleport to him and start chatting.

Zezima is still more of a "legend" to me than suomi, he done it at a time when the competition was weaker but both deserve recognition.


Until about a few weeks ago, I learned who SUOMI was.. and I looked him up on Runetracker.. dude gets ridiculous amounts of XP that's not even possible at that rate.. he'd have ran out of effigies for SURE!

S U O M I 136,662,164 <– Gained that much in 1 month.. and don't even bother saying effigies cuz that's like wtf right there..
S U O M I 2,876,905 <— Gained that much TODAY..


Overall he gains an average of 4.56m XP per day..


Those record gains are from stocking up on multiple things that you can claim exp for in 1 go. For example soul wars zeal, pest control points, brimmy agility minigame etc… Look at this record, most exp gained in a day:

1. A Lv Too Low 190,033,455

That was from Maximum soul wars zeal which apparently took the guy almost a year to get. He just spent it all in 1 day.

Alot of exp gain records were from effigies though, which has ruined the chances of anyone catching up now.

Timba

2012-03-02 13:54:38

Nice post

Juggalo812

2012-03-02 14:08:51

From: Timba
Nice post


Nice spam.

S U O M I doesn't bot, but that's an insanely sad life to live. I would like to know how much people would be willing to pay for that account though.

Timba

2012-03-05 22:22:47

From: Juggalo812
Nice spam.

S U O M I doesn't bot, but that's an insanely sad life to live. I would like to know how much people would be willing to pay for that account though.


And IDC, I thought this was an awesome post so F off.

RightClick

2012-03-05 22:49:39

It's easy to be S U O M I ..
1- Live to your parents house and ask them for 20$ per weeks.
2- With this 20$, find a pusher that will sell you 7 speed ( Drug, not legit :o)
3- Take one per day.
Effect : You will never sleep, never eat and always be concentrated on Runescape :)
Tips : You can stole like 4$ to your parents and buy a RedBull .. It will help you :)
I hope this will help you, your now a perfect S U O M I with no XP waste for eating, or sleeping,

lilcmp1

2012-03-05 23:48:13

There is a video of him burning 10k charms/hr at summoning obelisk. All the effigy farming gave him tons of charms. 10k charms/hr is mils/hr that's for sure.

mynameisthis

2012-03-06 00:55:08

look up his youtube, he talks about how he plays 15+ hours a day and his dad won the lottery /end thread

GoF

2012-03-09 14:20:37

From: mynameisthis
look up his youtube, he talks about how he plays 15+ hours a day and his dad won the lottery /end thread


That's a joke video he made with his friend. It's not even him talking on the clip.

From: Borland
It's not no-lifing, that term is subjective. What do other people do? Go work for most of their awake day, most people dislike their jobs too. He's doing something he evidently enjoys.


In a way RS is a "job" to him. Some people go sit in an office in front of a computer for 8 hours and he spends the time (and a little more) playing RS. I highly doubt he actually worked for enough money to live off of for years without a proper education though, especially since in Finland it's so easy to stay unemployed and get enough money to really easily live off of with his lifestyle.

typestyle

2012-03-13 22:50:38

Meh if he wants to be number one in a danm game which in all honesty isn't 1% as popular as WoW or the other big name MMO's then so be it, I like to bot and enjoy the benefits that legit players do but without dedicating so much of my time into the game. I just find it facinating coming home like a day later and finding out that my bot is still running, is that weird lol?

By the way, I spend most of my time on rs questing since it's pretty much nessesary to reach some training spots or complete some requirements for gear which is retarded.

Alvi

2012-03-14 05:11:32

bot on all ur skills 15 hours a day for 10 years or bot 24 hours a day for five years.

DeiJaiVui

2012-03-17 09:38:51

I doubt he bots considering I watch his Youtube videos.

Mjordan

2012-03-17 10:46:54

How do you tell how many days you've played? I thought they took that feature away?

J J

2012-03-17 11:34:52

From: Mjordan
How do you tell how many days you've played? I thought they took that feature away?

If you are a member it's displayed in your adventure log.

I'm really wondering about Suomi's IRL situation. Not sure what situation would allow him to average 15h/day on RuneScape.

brandon8081

2012-03-20 18:13:09

He plays about 16 hours a day. That is pretty hard to do lol.

Prometheus

2012-03-21 23:54:37

Because I watch his vids, he is probably at cave crawlers with a cannon and is hunting for effigies, and if he plays 23 hours a day with 1 hour of sleep, then he could be getting a s*** load of exp.

NKN

2012-03-22 16:49:54

Doesn't matter.
Zezima was number one, and will live on.
None can match the legacy he left behind.
IMO anyway.

kingsleyeng

2012-03-23 02:00:56

money=xp nuff said

alexes

2012-03-23 04:14:39

From: brandon8081
He plays about 16 hours a day. That is pretty hard to do lol.


16h? really? wow thats so much I will never undersatd how someone can be so many hours playing a game >.<

From: nkn
Doesn't matter.
Zezima was number one, and will live on.
None can match the legacy he left behind.
IMO anyway.


Well Zezima had to work harder, now getting xp is really easy, for many ppl zezima is still de number 1 :D

ShawnjohnSJ

2012-03-23 04:46:11

From: alexes
16h? really? wow thats so much I will never undersatd how someone can be so many hours playing a game >.<



Well Zezima had to work harder, now getting xp is really easy, for many ppl zezima is still de number 1 :D


I lol at all the "zezima is god" posts. Apparently none of you know who The Old Nite was and how hard it was to get XP on runescape classic.

Trent!

2012-04-07 16:26:30

From: ShawnjohnSJ
I lol at all the "zezima is god" posts. Apparently none of you know who The Old Nite was and how hard it was to get XP on runescape classic.


This. Old Nite is better than Zezima ever was. He is the true master of the grind. Too bad he died in a car accident, and now he's kicked off the High Scores because of the removal of f2p high scores

b_lone

2012-04-07 16:30:54

From: Trent!
This. Old Nite is better than Zezima ever was. He is the true master of the grind. Too bad he died in a car accident, and now he's kicked off the High Scores because of the removal of f2p high scores


I never knew about The Old Nite. Just looked him up on a search engine. He seemed like a good player. Shame he is now deceased. ):

vashanddou

2012-04-09 01:56:14

Im planning to bot for max cape lol.

riwu

2012-04-09 05:56:27

other than the most plausible reason that he is really no-lifer that plays rs all day, there could be a few other possibilities:
1. He share acct with rl friends/family members. No 1 really knows much about him in real life so this is highly possible. All those youtube videos could be made by a single person though, or that they watch each other play so even the way they talk is the same.
2. He has a stable private bot which plays sound when a jmod/player/random is found, so he may legit few hours and bot&babysit few hours and make tons of vids to try covering out the fact that he bots.
Either way there is no point trying to be him; being 1st in a pure grinding kind of game through perceived legitting is a real life disgrace and nth to be proud of. (at the very most it proves that u have great determination and patience?)

pulse0

2012-04-09 11:27:37

lol a jmod doesnt just spawn to you every 10 mins to make sure the top 10 players are not botting. thats just stupid. and as for being the top player with tyhat amount of exp my guess is either he bots nearly 24hrs a day for the past like 4 years, or him and his entire family rotate off and on so that the account is playing 24hrs a day. i was watching a tv show the other day about modern day slaves being forced to play internet games for profit. basiclly gold farming without the use of bots. you ever think maybe its the guy in charge of something like that? that would be sad but at the same time a bit ammusing

for those who dont belive please read this

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/may/25/china-prisoners-internet-gaming-scam

ShawnjohnSJ

2012-04-09 11:50:40

From: Trent!
This. Old Nite is better than Zezima ever was. He is the true master of the grind. Too bad he died in a car accident, and now he's kicked off the High Scores because of the removal of f2p high scores


He didn't die in a car accident.

Silentcore

2012-04-09 11:53:09

From: pulse0
lol a jmod doesnt just spawn to you every 10 mins to make sure the top 10 players are not botting. thats just stupid. and as for being the top player with tyhat amount of exp my guess is either he bots nearly 24hrs a day for the past like 4 years, or him and his entire family rotate off and on so that the account is playing 24hrs a day. i was watching a tv show the other day about modern day slaves being forced to play internet games for profit. basiclly gold farming without the use of bots. you ever think maybe its the guy in charge of something like that? that would be sad but at the same time a bit ammusing

for those who dont belive please read this

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/may/25/china-prisoners-internet-gaming-scam

This is what basically you can call Chinese goldfarmers.

Toby1

2012-04-09 13:03:24

Account sharing seems more plausible. :P

la102

2012-04-09 20:09:39

DAMN! read this thread…

xp waste….

zezima will always be the #1 and any players who don't know him, get the F off runescape

wzaza

2012-04-10 10:20:32

wasn't there a south park episode that covered this?

Rushera

2012-04-10 10:36:13

What about money he pretty much spends all day playing rs or sleeping i guess…
How does he pay for his food and house etc i guess he lives on his own.

Imanoobbot

2012-04-10 11:51:07

From: Caotom
100% agree, Zezima will always live on in the hearts of rs players as the best player of all time.

~Caotom


In my opinion Zarfot is the best player. He inspired me alot. Zezima was Rank1 a really long time and was or is still a really amazing Runescape player. But I think Soumi definietly deserves Rank1 because his life is pure dedication to Runescape. =)

Mr. Doctor

2012-04-10 12:11:05

From: ShawnjohnSJ
He didn't die in a car accident.


Yeah, I remember reading a long time ago he died of cancer (R.I.P.). Along with the Old Nite and Zezima, the only names I remember were ThePower7(Who I've seen chopping magics) and n0valyfe(Who I've seen in Lumbridge basement). I don't even bother to look at the high scores anymore.

From: wzaza
wasn't there a south park episode that covered this?


I think you mean "Make Love, Not Warcraft".

wmx

2012-04-10 23:28:24

He's pretty much a second n0valyfe. N0valyfe was #2 and took the #1 spot from zezima for quite a while after only playing 2 years, and passed old nite in 2005 in a single year of playing, which is beyond fast when you think about it.

Total

2012-04-10 23:44:01

I used to be friends with him, until I quit for about 6 months. Hes actually really nice and spams "<3" all the time lol. Basically to be suomi you need to have rich parents and have no obligations with everything being payed for you(thats what he claims he has). Oh and donations from people don't hurt.

Aw, was gunna post a video of 3 people donating him 69m spirit shards but it was taken down. He has gotten a ton of money through donations.

stuartroad

2012-04-18 03:01:18

From: TotalKillz
I used to be friends with him, until I quit for about 6 months. Hes actually really nice and spams "<3" all the time lol. Basically to be suomi you need to have rich parents and have no obligations with everything being payed for you(thats what he claims he has). Oh and donations from people don't hurt.

Aw, was gunna post a video of 3 people donating him 69m spirit shards but it was taken down. He has gotten a ton of money through donations.


yeh i used to be friends with him too…

am i cool now?

LemonHaze

2012-04-18 16:46:34

From: stuartroad
yeh i used to be friends with him too…

am i cool now?


He just shared something.
No you're not cool.

US Marine

2012-04-30 20:14:48

From: Caotom
100% agree, Zezima will always live on in the hearts of rs players as the best player of all time.

~Caotom


Wrong.

The Old Nite is the best runescape player ever. He was so nice.

But yes, Zezima is cool.

Dragonrider

2012-04-30 20:19:58

I think Thomas Edison did longer hours than S U O M I on his inventions. So one person grinding levels all day is possible.

ZenoKurosagi

2012-05-01 22:10:21

This right here is how you become S U O M I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhhsH2m7OSE&list=UUQRsg10-DUXjsHizlj5mtgg&index=1&feature=plcp

pulse0

2012-05-02 10:57:55

lol i hardly doubt he does his levels without the help of account sharing/botting.

and if its just him.. i bet he feels just wonderful when hes prob like 22 23 living on mommy and daddys dime.

aval98

2012-05-24 10:22:36

From: Caotom
100% agree, Zezima will always live on in the hearts of rs players as the best player of all time.

~Caotom


sums up rs highscores for me haha

Runepwnage

2012-05-24 22:09:58

Don't become someone like him.