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does maturbation increase penis size?


shaggyster

2012-02-20 01:14:33

my girl friend and I were talking and I personally thing that years of masturbation have given me a 9inch penis and the girth to go with it. maybe its just in my family or maybe im just really lucky. anyone have a better idea then me?

Main

2012-02-20 01:23:43

no, but stretching your penis skin does work. (There are many case of people using penis skin stretcher and IIRC they got about 2 inch increase).

But tbh, size only matter to a point. They mainly look for passionate sex rather than just you getting out as fast as you can…

Mushini

2012-02-20 02:07:42

as long as your dick aint too fat.

YoHoJo

2012-02-20 02:10:24

^What does that even mean?
Please keep it mature dude….

Harry

2012-02-20 02:12:58

This it totally the wrong section and not really appropriate for this board.

There isn't any definite proof about anything expanding the length of a penis. Stretching may give a few extra centimetres, however this may reduce your ability to get a strong erection and other such problems. All pills and such are scams.

Go ask your doctor. If you're trying to make it longer though pulling or such, just don't even bother. It's a waste of your time.

Kyle Undefined

2012-02-20 02:13:26

No, it doesn't.

Sex

2012-02-20 02:20:34

You're so cool you have a 9 inch penis.

xtrapsp

2012-02-20 02:29:53

Lets be honest. Your male. Your looking for research and you came here. chances are your upset with your size and you want some help.

Look into Jelqing. Suction stuff doesn't work. Nor does a pill.

Google it. Don't bring it here.

RyGuy

2012-02-20 02:30:55

Try masturbating with super glue. Hear that works wonders!

illester

2012-02-20 02:38:48

Some of you really seem like you know what your talking about.

spots1

2012-02-20 02:40:49

From: ryguy
try masturbating with super glue. Hear that works wonders!

omfgggg loooooooool

Syntax

2012-02-20 05:28:13

My friend tried this and he pulled the thing right off!

Kajutsky

2012-02-20 05:30:31

This is slightly off-topic because on this site we are supposed to be talking about runescape related stuff…………..

superuser

2012-02-20 06:08:27

No, it doesn't, but excessive masturbating will grow some hair in your hands and pimples on our face. Beware, you've been warned.

onilika

2012-02-20 14:32:11

From: superuser
No, it doesn't, but excessive masturbating will grow some hair in your hands and pimples on our face. Beware, you've been warned.


pimples…hmmm…DAMN IT ! that's why I…ohh. o:

Mushini

2012-02-20 15:01:32

From: YoHoJo
^What does that even mean?
Please keep it mature dude….

maybe its just in my family or maybe im just really lucky.

But tbh, size only matter to a point. They mainly look for passionate sex rather than just you getting out as fast as you can…

It's about passionate sex…

Esschers

2012-02-20 15:03:23

That would explain a lot for me x)

Brandon

2012-02-20 15:15:50

Umm wtf is this thread? =S Iunno about masterbating vs dick size but I know for sure that you probably have a hell of a lot of acne and pimples..

Your hormones flow, sebum increase.. Dermatologist told me that.. The larger ur sex drive the more you break out.

But dick size.. wth? Never heard of that one at all..

DemiseScythe

2012-02-20 15:18:46

From: Kyle Undefined
No, it doesn't.


Kyle Undefined ~ Been trying since 2003 and still doesn't see a result!

Bebe

2012-02-20 17:35:51

From: Kyle Undefined
No, it doesn't.

Speaking from experience?

footballjds

2012-02-20 17:42:20

From: DemiseScythe
Kyle Undefined ~ Been trying since 2003 and still doesn't see a result!


From: Bebe
Speaking from experience?


I think something is up, 100% of female members on this forum comment at same time?

Kyle Undefined

2012-02-20 17:43:37

The girls always gang up on me :(

jakeyboy29

2012-02-20 17:46:10

From: Kyle Undefined
The girls always gang up on me :(


Why complain about that?

footballjds

2012-02-20 17:46:12

From: Kyle Undefined
The girls always gang up on me :(


pssh, they think they're sexy or something…?

Kyle Undefined

2012-02-20 17:48:39

I'm not complaining, but they always gang up at the wrong times ;)

shaggyster

2012-02-20 18:41:15

lol well i mean i saw this under the free section and didnt really know where i could ask this. and masturbating doesn't give you hairy palms lol. if it did we would all be very very hairy or at least I would be

jakeyboy29

2012-02-20 18:55:12

From: Kyle Undefined
I'm not complaining, but they always gang up at the wrong times ;)


unless youre a female, there is never a wrong time of the month

footballjds

2012-02-20 20:11:07

From: jakeyboy29
unless youre a female, there is never a wrong time of the month


I see what you did there, and I like it

DemiseScythe

2012-02-20 21:55:47

From: Kyle Undefined
The girls always gang up on me :(


Turn that frown upside down, I know you like the attention ^.^~

Edit:

Besides what did you expect posting on a masturbation post… haha =p

Rezozo

2012-02-20 22:38:34

From: shaggyster
my girl friend and I were talking and I personally thing that years of masturbation have given me a 9inch penis and the girth to go with it. maybe its just in my family or maybe im just really lucky. anyone have a better idea then me?


How do you know it runs in the family…

No comment ;)

BTW, it helps a lot, Believe me.

Random: So how big are you?
Well, only 2 inches…
2 inches???
Yea, 2 inches… FROM THE GROUND!!!!

shaggyster

2012-02-20 23:04:36

From: joeygupta
How do you know it runs in the family…

No comment ;)

BTW, it helps a lot, Believe me.

Random: So how big are you?
Well, only 2 inches…
2 inches???
Yea, 2 inches… FROM THE GROUND!!!!



lol thats funny

cycrosism

2012-02-20 23:07:13

From: jakeyboy29
unless youre a female, there is never a wrong time of the month



Brandon

2012-02-20 23:16:43

^^^^^^^^^
This is his wife:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120110110413AAmxCV7

shaggyster

2012-02-21 01:47:17

lol at least he has soomeone to love unliike somee ppl >.>
1

Dervish

2012-02-21 11:15:25

Open source penis.

shaggyster

2012-02-21 13:24:08

lol

Erke

2012-02-21 16:33:44

Read the thread title and was like ''Yes it does but only temporary''.

Hero

2012-02-21 16:36:15

This is the truth….imo…. Lol.

Rezozo

2012-02-21 18:48:38

From: Dervish
Open source penis.


Only Dervish would say that…
Haven't seen you on lately though?

shadowmarkus

2012-02-21 19:03:04

No, google it. /Thread.

n3ss3s

2012-02-22 16:48:57

Look up jelqing

Dervish

2012-02-23 06:05:04

From: joeygupta
Only Dervish would say that…
Haven't seen you on lately though?


Got a job irl and a new lady, not much time :).

Mattie403

2012-02-24 16:35:36

Why did I even click in here when I knew what I was going to see..

stray247

2012-02-24 18:09:00

depends, the one technique i heard that works with gaining size is to pull up from the base (like your squeezing toothpaste… but not hard or aggressively, obviously :p)
then keep the blood at the tip to increase the capillaries size for around 20 seconds then let go so the blood will return to a balance. Do this around 5 times and when your masturbating this will be easier so its relevant.

ultimately though, i personally noticed when i worked out that i was alot bigger then when i stopped. i think us guys have like an extra quarter or so of junk but its inside us and when you workout and get firm it shows more so we "get bigger."

could come off silly and offensive for not being relevant to the community but this is expected (from me anyways) to be a mature fourm :)

P.S i hear penis pills are a scam lol

shaggyster

2012-02-26 13:55:27

i heard pilll are a scam as well

Ryan [RuneCrafter]

2012-02-26 14:25:50

if this were true my dick would be enormous.



….its not

masterBB

2012-02-26 14:27:50

I just realize something. What kind of sl*t are you when you post this in "open source discussions" ?

Toby1

2012-02-26 14:54:48

LOL. Not that I know of no :p.

Irl

2012-02-26 15:09:12

Its all about the motion in the ocean.

But on a serious note, no way does masturbation increase the size of your penis.

smurg

2012-02-27 03:26:08


If you masturbate too much, it turns into:


Kajutsky

2012-02-27 06:15:38

this is the best thread on the whole of villavu! u are a very good boy for submitting it, ur parent should be so proud of u

HolyWord

2012-02-28 02:27:14

From: ggzz
^^^^^^^^^
This is his wife:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120110110413AAmxCV7


Bahahahahahahahaha :D :D :D

Wetish

2012-10-01 21:15:09

From: RyGuy
Try masturbating with super glue. Hear that works wonders!

It works even better if you wipe the super glue away with cotton balls.

*When superglue and cotton balls touch it creates fire*

Rezozo

2012-10-01 21:23:56

Huuuuuuuggeeeee GraveDig.

BTW, I may not be big, but fat as hell! Like a frikken pancake!

Vinyl Scratch

2012-10-01 22:10:46

From: Rezozo

BTW, I may not be big, but fat as hell! Like a frikken pancake!


Wut?

Rezozo

2012-10-01 22:39:00

From: Vinyl Scratch
Wut?


Lol a joke :P

Oh well, I thought it was funny.

Get it, cause its very small (2mm), but very fat… (radius of 3 inches)?

print

2012-10-01 22:40:02

mines 2 inches

Rezozo

2012-10-01 22:47:41

From: print
mines 2 inches


from the ground!!!!!!!
Oooooooooohhhhhhhhh

(JK…From my face!!!!!!)
(Double JK…Is it reallly? :))

Wetish

2012-10-07 01:52:13

Holy that was a massive grave dig. I have no idea how I found this thread.

The Killer

2012-10-07 05:21:04

From: Siel
Holy that was a massive grave dig. I have no idea how I found this thread.


o god not this thread again -.-

[XoL]

2013-02-04 02:10:32

This ad bot is actually pretty impressive right context and everything

Jake

2013-02-04 02:38:59

From: [XoL]
This ad bot is actually pretty impressive right context and everything

What if its.. one of the users on the forums.. or maybe they're just getting smarter

Anyways, I just read through the whole thread, was laughing

Recursive

2013-02-04 05:24:01

Masturbation does not increase penis. Penis is like a balloon, it swells up and fills with blood when stimulated. If you are able to increase the size of your "balloons" (when deflated), then you would have a weaker erection (when inflated). I guess you could say that the size of you erection is a function of the size of your balloons.

/Closed

Kyle Undefined

2013-02-06 18:57:31

WTF. I don't remember ever posting in here, but it says I have.

Ian

2013-02-06 19:11:37

From: Kyle Undefined
No, it doesn't.


From: DemiseScythe
Kyle Undefined ~ Been trying since 2003 and still doesn't see a result!


From: Bebe
Speaking from experience?


From: Kyle Undefined
The girls always gang up on me :(


Yeah, you posted ;)

Jake

2013-02-06 19:24:12

From: BMWxi
Yeah, you posted ;)

Are you a wizard?

Thanatos

2013-02-06 20:42:12

From: Jakee
Are you a wizard?

inb4 picture of rs character in wizard robes

TomTuff

2013-02-06 20:55:43

From: Wasteconself
Hey, whats up
looking nervous man. I have better idea for natural penis enhancement which will not have any side effects.


Bot banned but link not removed?

I laughed too hard at this thread.

Kyle Undefined

2013-02-06 22:45:45

From: BMWxi
Yeah, you posted ;)


Hahahaha. Oh man, now I remember. That feels like forever ago.

Thanatos

2013-02-07 21:34:34

From: Kyle Undefined
Hahahaha. Oh man, now I remember. That feels like forever ago.


Well that may be do to the fact that is was forever ago…

Kyle Undefined

2013-02-08 10:40:21

From: Thanatos
Well that may be do to the fact that is was forever ago…


Feels longer than a year, lol.

HolyWord

2013-02-11 02:52:53

Dang I posted in this thread this month last year :o

DannyRS

2013-02-11 05:49:13

How was this thread never moved to NOTA haha,

Was a good laugh

grats

2013-02-12 02:06:41

if it did, everyone on the internet would have 10ft penises

Thanatos

2013-02-12 09:40:37

From: grats
if it did, everyone on the internet would have 10ft penises


Everyone on a different botting site with an 18+ section would have 30 footers.