Back-stabbing whore.
superuser
2012-02-19 07:20:57
Ffs, just found out my wife was fucking some dude last night. Shit fucking fuck, I'll get some sick-leave from work and go get mega shit-faced. Fuck!
EDIT:
Bye for now, I'm estimating to be sober again within one week. Until then, adios!
Narcle
2012-02-19 07:23:12
Sounds like THE plan.
cycrosism
2012-02-19 07:24:18
Also, lawyer up.
onilika
2012-02-19 07:27:01
Real wifes don't do that. You found out early ( or not ).
Lawyer is what you need, I new wife is what comes next !
Failure
2012-02-19 07:31:22
No worries, I didn't had a wife had a girlfriend but she liked someone else while she was with me, and she been talking about things that were meant only for me (As she let me believe) then I broke up. It's hard to find some real loyalty for a long time in a relation now a days.
Markus
2012-02-19 07:37:09
Standard reddit checklist: start documenting everything, lawyer up, close facebook move to credit union blabla.
Brandon
2012-02-19 07:37:49
I feel for you and this is why I Always said I'd never get married at all.. Except to maybe one person I know who actually has morals. Most girls i know do the duck lips.. so that says alot. Get a lawyer and just ruin her life.
momotron
2012-02-19 08:10:07
Lawyer the fuck up. Leave that bitch.
masterBB
2012-02-19 08:20:02
if Marriage then
repeat
StayLoyal;
if(wife = whore) then
begin
initSingleLife;
FuckAllTheBitches;
end;
until dead;
holysin
2012-02-19 08:20:09
lawyer up bro or half your shit will be hers :|
v2:
program new;
(* Credits to masterBB for thinking of this idea.*)
const
MARRIED = True; // Are you married?
WIFE_IS_A_WHORE = True; // Is your wife a whore?
procedure Marriage;
begin
if (MARRIED) then
begin
repeat
StayLoyal;
if (WIFE_IS_A_WHORE) then
begin
SingleLife;
****AllThe*****es;
SueHer;
KeepAllYourCrap;
Exit;
end;
until(DeathDoUsPart);
end;
end;
begin
Marriage;
end.
Don't let it bother you. Just move on. Screw her over and be happy.
Flight
2012-02-19 09:08:59
Come visit me in my part of the world, you'll forget she ever existed.
sjlou
2012-02-19 09:16:34
buy your self a bottle of cognac and fuck the world
Ashaman88
2012-02-19 10:15:06
Sorry bro, was it out of the blue? Either way unacceptable, a divorce is in order.
P1nky
2012-02-19 12:40:19
Ask her why, make her feel like shit, than make your decision smartly.
Sorry for your disturbing incident. May God help you.
[XoL]
2012-02-19 21:49:10
Damn, sorry man. Good luck with everything, hope you can get to the bottom of this and do what you need to do.
Wifes always want half, don't give her shit! Let the bitch suffer.
Overtime
2012-02-19 22:15:40
From: superuser
Ffs, just found out my wife was fucking some dude last night. Shit fucking fuck, I'll get some sick-leave from work and go get mega shit-faced. Fuck!
EDIT:
Bye for now, I'm estimating to be sober again within one week. Until then, adios!
Careful bro, you might get a warning, you know because someone might find this fucking offensive.
OnTopic: Bro I know the feeling except she wasn't my wife and just my GF, move on. Its the best thing you can do right now, as well as a lawyer. :|
Damn, I really feel sorry for you :(
Coming from a divorced family :( I'd suggest you don't go ape shit yet, if you feels like this is the end then collect evidence and talk to lawyer, and once you got everything ready and tell her that shes found out.
Otherwise if you still have hard feeling for her, try to see if you can work out and see if her apology was genuine. It is possible to come back from something like this.
Kajutsky
2012-02-20 05:20:53
the only solution is to play runescape like a good boy :)
Syntax
2012-02-20 05:26:00
Cut the other guys wang off= problem solved.
Kajutsky
2012-02-20 05:43:17
whats a whore?
masterBB
2012-02-20 05:48:54
From: dgpro
whats a whore?
That's a question you should ask your parents :p
Kajutsky
2012-02-20 05:55:09
From: masterBB
That's a question you should ask your parents :p
okay but if it is something naughty then i will get in trouble :'(
kingarabian
2012-02-20 06:02:39
Just say this when you think of her:
Fuck that Dishwasheing-Slave–Bitch-Useless-Wench-Snake-Whore- of a women - that consists of useless space around a vagina.
From: dgpro
okay but if it is something naughty then i will get in trouble :'(
Ah don't worry. Ask your older sister or something?
[XoL]
2012-02-20 12:31:10
From: dgpro
whats a whore?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+is+a+whoreFirst one is dictionary definition.
From: Blakebn2011
Cut the other guys wang off= problem solved.
Okay… but you are still left with the slutty whore that no one wants.
dakotist
2012-02-20 18:42:25
You could always get a mail-order bride. Preferably one from a country that has good food. Also, get a lawyer and dump that bitch.
Treat her like crap for a while, get prepared and then take that shit out.
Crap - pull her friend's ect,
Prepared - move all your money and stuff away from her get a lawyer ect,
take that shit out - tell her you found out, and you want her out.
if you've already told her then i suppose you could try reasoning with her, ask her why she did it ect then just move on. of course with the lawyer ect. i hope you haven't got children
Edit : how old are you? just out of interest.
jakeyboy29
2012-02-20 18:57:30
From: dgpro
whats a whore?
what do you think the internet is for?
Ontopic: come over to manchester, a night in the birdcage will make any man forget his past, and most likely his sexuality
SailorJerry
2012-02-20 19:12:26
Sorry to hear that man, MOB ALL DAY, (Money Over Bitches). Go get wasted then when your ready royally fuck her world up!
shanghai88
2012-02-28 18:43:55
Bad news dude. when you sober up, hire a PI have him take few pics. When and IF D-day comes she won't get $$much$$ due to grounds of infidelity.
After D day, use her money get an "escort" and send her some pics.
"revenge is a dish best served cold"
Rezozo
2012-02-28 19:28:40
The only way to get through this is to make some awesome scripts for the community and feel happy from the bottom of your heart :) .
Or you could just give me 10b in RuneScape ;)
Rezozo
2012-02-28 19:30:36
Hobbit
2012-02-28 19:36:50
Use the internet's built in revenge tools: 4chan + reddit
Sick the 13 year old troll army on both of them :)
FifthDimension
2012-02-28 19:53:21
If you haven't already told her that you know she's been cheating, treat her really nice so she feels like shit, get a lawyer, sue her, fuck one of her friends (get her hardcore drunk then go in for the pussy). If she does know you known just skip the first step ;).
I got this
2012-03-15 21:28:50
What you gotta do is fuck her one more time, but make a video, get divorced, post the video on all the porn websites (you can make a few grand while your at it) and that seems like pretty good revenge.
shstiger2009
2012-03-15 21:39:46
From: I got this
What you gotta do is fuck her one more time, but make a video, get divorced, post the video on all the porn websites (you can make a few grand while your at it) and that seems like pretty good revenge.
LMAO.
Sorry for what happened. Also, Flight, that sounds quite fun…. :p