SRL Archive - RS3 Outdated / Broken Scripts

this program will help you scratch your ass well you sit on it watching your noob army/macroer:)

…Excuse me?

I'm not sure I'd feel too safe with someone else scratching my butt for me :p

:D

From: pwn5n3wb5
this program will help you scratch your ass well you sit on it watching your noob army/macroer:)

got ya covered!

program ScratchIt;

//+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
//+              Scratcher 1.0              +
//+Features:                                +
//+ ~multi-place scratchability!            +
//+ ~Scratch#                               +
//+ ~Speed                                  +
//+              Scratcher 1.0              +
//+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


const
place='ass' // ass balls eye armpit belly
times=3 // 3 works for me
speed=2//anymore and you risk chafeage

procedure scratch;
var x,y:integer;
if findbodypart(place,x,y,5,5,666,666) then
   repeat
   Movehand(x,y,speed);
   nailpress(pointer);
      if y=0 then
         y:=y+50
      else
         y:=0
   until(count=times)
end;

end.

Hope I forfilled your request :P

{AssScratcher}

program AssScratcher;

const
TimeToWait = 5000;
TimeToScratch = 2000;
TimesToScratch = 5;
RandomWaitTime = 5000;

var
Times : Integer;

procedure Scratch;
begin
Writeln('Scratching Ass');
Status('Currently Scratching Ass');
Wait(TimeToScratch);
Writeln('Playing RS Again');
Status('Playing RS');
Wait(Random(RandomWaitTime) + (TimeToWait));
Times := Times +1;
end;

begin
repeat
Scratch
until (Times = TimesToScratch);
end.

Dammit.

rader720 beat me to it. lol.

ha ha yeah :D o and btw u need to have a ; after scratch in ur main loop :D

LOL!

Didn't know anyone was actually going to make this :p

This.Is.Really.Strange. An.Ass.Scratcher. How could you? Lol, J/K. I didn't expect anyone to make scripts for this either.

From: dagger5678
This.Is.Really.Strange. An.Ass.Scratcher. How could you? Lol, J/K. I didn't expect anyone to make scripts for this either.

The scripts don't work if you didn't notice lol.

From: JAD
The scripts don't work if you didn't notice lol.

psshhhh my script works ….. maybe u just dont have the right includes ….
:(h):

From: rader720
psshhhh my script works ….. maybe u just dont have the right includes ….
:(h):

OMGEE!!!!!! I fell off my chair when i read that! includes,,, HA!:p :f: :p
That.was.intents! I mean JAD, how could you not figure that out..?

omg this is dumb :fiery:

From: legendaryhero90
omg this is dumb :fiery:

{.include SRL/SRL/Senses/Humor.Scar}

^^^ There ya go ^^^

{.include SRL/SRL/Senses/Humor.Scar}!!! Oh My God you guys, you have me rolling around! LegendaryHero, its just a bit of fun, join in! I find this crazy funny! pwn5n3wb5 ! Thank you so much for brightening my day!

Awesome!! Maybe you could include scratching pressure in the next version :p

Herey a go, Legend :p

We'd never let ya go without…

Edit: Oops! Forgot one file :p

*attached*

Can't forget your sense of style!

From: JAD
The scripts don't work if you didn't notice lol.

Well, Rader720's doesn't work, but Sp0rk-eh's works.

hahahaaahha, thanks guys !!
now i can effciently scratch my ass!
many thanks
pwn5n3wb5

Lol, and maybe legend can finally have a good laugh ;)

haha

From: Jason2gs
Lol, and maybe legend can finally have a good laugh ;)

Is that even possible?

haha jk legend

*shakes head slowly*

I don't think so, mate :(

Sad…so sad

we should make a script that looks pretty pointless, get him to run it, and have it pop up with like 100 overlapping forms, each with a piece of a picture of ballons and some text…it'd be hard, but really funny!

Lol, that would be fun :p

:D It'd take forever though…

Back ontopic… [nvm]

lol, of course mine works.

Its lacking the true humourous non-working edge.

From: Jason2gs

{.include SRL/SRL/Senses/Humor.Scar}

^^^ There ya go ^^^

6wned!