SRL Archive - The Bashing Club / BBQ Pit

Let's play a fun new game! I've seen this on other forums; it went on for 20+ pages. Let's beat that record!

Here is how you play. The first person wishes for something, and the next person grants it, but changes it so something bad happens. Then, that person wishes for something and so forth.


Here's a few examples:

User1: I wish I could hack.
User2: You hack at the BIG building, and it falls on you and crushes you. I wish I had a lot of money.
User3: It turns out to be monopoly money. I wish for pie.

And so on…

Here are the rules:

1. No replying something similar to: "You don't get your wish."
HAS TO BE IMAGINATIVE.

2. You MUST wish for something after you grant a wish.

3. Anything Off-Topic must be enclosed by [OffTopic][/OffTopic]. It's easier on the eyes…

4. HAVE FUN!(h)

I'll start us off.

I wish for a pet dragon.

Edit: Hooray, this thread is booming!

The dragon turns out to be 3 tons, and roasts your buttocks. I wish for l33t banjo skillz…

You play the banjo so well that you are mobbed to death by fans.

I wish for a 18k gold Nintendo DS.

You get robbed because of it. (OMFG THEY TOOK YOUR COMPUTER TOO WTFOMFG!!!!!!!!!!!111111)

I wish for a penis.

U get one, but your boyfriend chomps it off when u decide to test it with him.


I wish for a ps3.

You get a Ps3 then find out after 832 hours strait of playing it, your brains have leaked out your left ear and now your head makes a bong sound whenever you fall over (which is alot), and when people here the bong, the all fall on their knees in the direction of Pakistan. (Their knees hurt alot from your rumbly-bumbly-ness)

I wish for a bajillion doll-hairs, NO WAIT, I SAID DOLLARS!

the dollars turned out to be counterfeits and you get arrested for using them…

i wish to have the Jagex company

You become the next Andrew G and die. I wish I had a pen.

You get the pen except the pen is evil and it stabs you. ^_^


I wish for my SRL stat sig to work… -.-

Your SRL Stats Sig downloads a keylogger on to your computer, corrupting all your files and stealing your RS accounts, and also your bank account(s). I wish for 3 more wishes.

-Dunceiam

you wasted your wish because you cant wish for more wishes!

i wish for some ice cream! :cartman:

You get your ice cream but then it melts into ice cream soup… i wish for a new aryan bot

you get the aryan bot, its called arga, but the community is very private so you cant use it :p

i wish i lived in a gated community where you have to live there to get through the gates, it would make a change from my rough neighbourhood :)

like this

You get the gated community, but, the gates turn out to be pointy, and the work men suck so(lets do math shall we): Gates + You = Shishkabob, even though your name is yakman(lets do spelling shall we) = Shishkayak. I wish for sister to stop yaking (haha) on the phone. (When you need me call me)

Your sister stops talking on the phone, but your mom starts talking on it instead.

I wish the 7th Harry Potter book came out early.

Same!!!!!

the book comes out but it turns out to be very bad

i wish for some laxatives :D

The laxatives over-power you and you end up drowning in…err…very…err…brown stuff! I wish for the ability to fly.

-Dunceiam

you get the wings, Icarus. But you fly too close to the sun, so the wax melts and your wings fall off :p

i wish i could get linux to work

You get Linux to work but you then find out that its actually software made by terrorists to destroy … you guessed it … windows. Then Bill Gates comes after you with a … window and you die of the sharp glass.

I wish Yakman took a new avatar.

Granted, but due to some computer error, he get's the Village Clown avatar.

I wish for my own website domain.

Gah, you beat me! But since you didn't follow the rules, I'll do Yakmans. (Or did you…?)

Yakmans new avatar turns into a bloodthirsty monkey who gouges out anybodies eyes that looks at it.

Jagex spies infiltrate your new domain, and then take over your new domain, causing it to turn into your old domain.

I wish for myself to become a JMod (Whatever that is…:p)

-Dunceiam

you become a jmod…. and a slave of andrew gower's :eek:

i wish for Jupiter-C missles :D

EDIT: dagger take off that scary looking woman!
every time i see her.. i think of (a female chicken+ Taichi - Chi)

here you go

but as soon as you launch it, it turns right round and blows you to kingdom come

i wish less people used this computer, so i could auto more, now its just autoing some nights :(

Less people use the computer, but, (of course lol) your computer realizes that it doesn't need to take orders from humans, builds some arms and legs, and punches your legs out.

I wish my investment would hurry up and get here!

unfortunately…

You got ScAmmED

and lose all your money…

i wish for some (female chicken + taichi - chi) ( its a word btw….)

(figure that out lol)

One of the meanings of "Chi" in Chinese is "Eat" (another is ruler, but who cares eh?) So technically a female chicken+chi, means that you ate a female chicken! Or another meaning…female chicken+taichi-chi=female chicken+tai. Which is almost spelled as Thai! So you ate a Thai flavored chicken, which you bought at Mickey D's, so it had crushed bones and all that yumminess in it. Or if you apply "Chi" as being a ruler, you then ate a chicken that measured up to the size of a ruler, either a foot or a meter, depends how hungry you were. Or if you apply one of the other 2 meanings for "Chi" you'd have answers that differ greatly. Thats from 2 years of taking Mandarin (Main language of China!) :D

I wish that I went with my bro to do physical labor for $20 an hour. He made $160 that day…:(

-Dunceiam

From: Dunceiam
One of the meanings of "Chi" in Chinese is "Eat" (another is ruler, but who cares eh?) So technically a female chicken+chi, means that you ate a female chicken! Or another meaning…female chicken+taichi-chi=female chicken+tai. Which is almost spelled as Thai! So you ate a Thai flavored chicken, which you bought at Mickey D's, so it had crushed bones and all that yumminess in it. Or if you apply "Chi" as being a ruler, you then ate a chicken that measured up to the size of a ruler, either a foot or a meter, depends how hungry you were. Or if you apply one of the other 2 meanings for "Chi" you'd have answers that differ greatly. Thats from 2 years of taking Mandarin (Main language of China!) :D

I wish that I went with my bro to do physical labor for $20 an hour. He made $160 that day…:(

-Dunceiam

lol

you went with your bro and worked but ended up in a full body cast…:D

i wished i had this game!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NJr8zDUbzs

offtopic: dunceiam… you are far from what i was even thinking… :sasmokin:

You get the game, but it's not as good as you think! (I have all the others, quite fun, but gets kinda boring.)

I wish I knew what legendary was thinking?

-Dunceiam

You suddenly realize what legendary was thinking and you die. (No more game for you.)

I wish I didn't have the evil pen.

the evil pen is gone now… but your pencil turns evil and stabs you to death! :sasmokin:

i wish i had this game!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGZTITK8zyY

its on the PS3 btw… :p

you get the game…. but you dont have/lose your PS3, no playing for you! :p

i wish my school taught scar, it would be at least something intresting to learn :)

Wish granted, but your hobby turns into a chore and you get sick of it and decide to take revenge. You create a very mean virus which in turn destroys your computer, and then the world

I wish for amazing A level grades :P

You get grades but school burns down.
I wish we stop playing this game.

Wish granted

I start a new game called "Wish Granted, but…" and recover all the posts from this thread

No wish for you…?

I wish for SRL-Membership!

-Dunceiam

@Legendary, I have all the other Virtual Fighters, and I have to say, but after about 15 minutes, you never want to play them again.

From: Dunceiam
No wish for you…?

I wish for SRL-Membership!

-Dunceiam

@Legendary, I have all the other Virtual Fighters, and I have to say, but after about 15 minutes, you never want to play them again.

you recieve SRL membership… after the community dies out… :eek:

i wish for the best auto-ranging script!:rolleyes:

You get the best… but they are for another game… o.O

I wish someone liked my sig, and went to reply at my thread I made in Graphics.

http://www.villavu.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7530?p=81472#post81472 *hint**hint*

someone likes your sig…but doesnt post… ;)

i wished someone would watch this (to the end)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpTaBulIL_w

:p

offtopic: dagger either take off mia fey or that e-gold cuase your sig is too big

I watch that video (to the end) but then a ninja kills you!

I wish to become a martial artist.

-Dunceiam

you become a martial artist… only to get beaten by someone stronger than you!

i wish to be the white and nerdy guy here!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw

Too late!

rolling on floor laughing, nice video.
you get to be that white nerdy guy, but one day you take a wrong turning, get lost and some homophobic men beat you up and take your X-Men comics

i wish i learnt hue saturation luminence, it seems very useful

I don't know about a word you just said, but, you learned it and found out it sucks.

I wish I didn't have to go to the poopy can right now.

You don't have to now just 1 min later..

I wish i was an SRL member!:p

you get the membership, but everyone else gets promoted to developer, they remove their scripts and delete every thread, its all moved to the new expanded developers forums, so all in all, you a member of a ghost forum

i wish i had some of these, doesnt your mouth water when you see it?

You get them, but I steal them and dip them in chocolate and only give you half a leaf.

I wish that was a SRL Dev, AND YOU CANT MAKE EVERYONE ELSE BETTER!

You become a dev and then the SRL forums site goes down for good :p

I wish I was a better scripter then WT-Fakawi.

Wt-Fakawi has an emotional break-down forgetting everything about scripting. Causing you to be better then him, but not better then everyone else.

I wish that people in the thread for Dankness' Draynor Netter would stop asking the same questions over and over again! (For me to answer them over and over again!)

-Dunceiam

(300th post!)

The questions stop, then comes awkward silence.

I wish that I was a little bit taller, say, 2-3 inches.

you become taller but then someone comes and chops off your legs with a chainsaw:p. i wish to be able to dunk a basketball on a 10 foot basketball net.

you can, using Flubber, but, you keep bouncing and hit the atmospherpherphe.

I wish my smoothie was a bottomless…

it is bottomless but you get sucked in and never get out.
i wish it was 8:00 right now!

Its 8:00 but the 4th dimention blows up and there is no more time…oh well at leat its 8:00
I wish I had a laptop so I could script at school…

The first day of scripting in school, the school confiscates your lap-top. Then they "accidentally" drop it down the elevator shaft…:p

I wish for another computer…:(

-Dunceiam

You get it but your parents see you looking at porn(ewww) and they give it to an orphanage.

I wish I had a cool sig!

You get your cool sig, but then then it's removed because the Admin's don;t want everyone to feel jealous of your signature.

I wish the person below me didn't make a wish.

uhh you wish is granted except I fall off my chair and forget what I was going to do so I wish anyways…
I wish the school admins were so retarted and let us play Runesape :D

From: stupedspam
uhh you wish is granted except I fall off my chair and forget what I was going to do so I wish anyways…
I wish the school admins were so retarted and let us play Runesape :D

they get retarted but the internet network there breaks down and they are the only ones who can fix it since they know the passwords

i wish for an auto rangin script… and dont tell me to script it since life stinks at the moment

you get the script, but it waits til you not looking, adds the scripters account, and pms your username and password to him :P

i wish i knew what all the delphi TCanvas stuff did, they look useful for making more of my scar games

You spend hours and hours learning delphi and Tcanvas, then you fall, hit your head and forget it all! :p

I wish that my activity was 100%

You activity gets to 100% but, you being so active, you trash your keyboard typing so much and you activity goes to 0% because you cant type fast enough with you virtual keyboard+mouse :D!

I wish…>…>…I wish my backhand flip under shot with ruger mod knife one shot kill was about 25% more accurate (then I'd have 100% accuracy :D) in the game Soldat.

you get all that extra accuracy, but one day, you shoot a plain wall, it bounces off and shoots you, killing you instantly

i wish those guys are moparisthebest would stop complaining that scar is slow when they see my game and blame it on me, and they all make their *cough*nooby*cough* suggestions, like use bitmaps, transparency, ect. non of which will work, iv tried them all, http://www.moparisthebest.com/smf/index.php/board,8.0.html

They stop complaining but explode because they have no one to blame…giving you no one to complain about complaining.

I wish for an elephant!!

From: stupedspam
You get it but your parents see you looking at porn(ewww) and they give it to an orphanage.

I wish I had a cool sig!

Go here... :)

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You get the elephant, but then one day the elephant gets constipated. So you try laxatives and everything. So you don't know whats wrong. So, you bend over to examine it's poo, then suddenly 300 pounds of elephant dung gets dumped on you. And you end up suffocating (True story…)

I wish for people to use the "Search" button. I've laready told 4 people this week to use it…:(

-Dunceiam

From: Dunceiam

Go here... :)

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-Dunceiam

Thanks !!
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Ok, well they use the serch buton and listen to the people how say…:google: but now that they are all gone there are no funny storys and random posts that go on forever…

I wish I could think of a good wish!!

You think of a wish and then your female math teacher appears naked infront of you. I wish I had an alienware computer!

From: nategr8ns
You think of a wish and then your female math teacher appears naked infront of you. I wish I had an alienware computer!

You get the computer, and then you play it 25 hours a day altering the time stream!

I wish I had a pony.

you get a pony but it is too small to walk a drowns in a pudle…:(

I wish I could read and write backwords without knowing it…(siht ekil fo dnik)

You figure out how too.. but you forget how to read normally and you waste your whole life trying to get everybody else in the world to write backwards! :p

I wish I had 2 ponies!

When you get them you are all happy:D but just like in the movies the carnies come an take your ponys saying it was theres in the first place…

I was that i could contol my computer with my mind!! :D

you control you computer with your mind, but something goes wrong, now the computer controls YOU! it takes you out on a rampage where you kill everyone and commit arson to every flammable object in your area

i wish i knew some c++

From: Sumilion
You get Linux to work but you then find out that its actually software made by terrorists to destroy … you guessed it … windows. Then Bill Gates comes after you with a … window and you die of the sharp glass.

I wish Yakman took a new avatar.

You learn C++ and then you forgot how to code it the next day because you tried learning to fast. silly goose :p

I wish I was a copy buster like my idle yohojo!

You become a copy buster but yohojo says that you are copying him and copy busts you for wanting to be a copybuster…
I wish I had valcano insurance!

off topic: yey 50 posts!

You get volcano insurance, but, you live in the "volcano" zone, so your insurance rates are so high, you can't afford internet anymore.

I wish I had an LCD moniter not this old 17" CRT

you get the monitor, but one day you get pissed of at the virtual world, you put your fist through it,
normally your old CRT could withstand a pathetic punch from you, but the LCD cracks and drains its liquid crystal on your arm
im joking man, i know you could waste any screen at a whim

i wish google images had a good picture of a broken LCD screen, so i could show it to this guy :D

[Off topic](kinda) Here is a pic but for some reson google changed its image button and moved it off to the left cornor… and how do you post pics??[/Off topic]

You finally realize that google has been taking random pictures and not of the one you want

I wish I that people would auto corectly and stop makeing lvl 3 noobs with defalt clothes and a crapy name…:rolleyes:

They do, but everyone levels up to 20+, gets used to the game and wants to keep playing legit.

I wish that the girl I like likes me too, because I'm me.

She likes you because your you, but then she figures out your not the you that she thought the you were you.. (what did I just say? lol, you get it though :p)

I wish I could make a trojan keylogger! (seriously lol :P)

[OFFTOPIC] :( I hate you, JAD[/OFFTOPIC]

You finish one, but it tells everyone your IP Address, Your Name and Address, so they go to your house and kill you.

Uh, well, your wish was granted (whatever it was that you didn't tell us) but you picked your nose onto it.

I wish that my room was bigger.

It gets bigger but it keeps geting bigger and it wont stop geting bigger…so you stuck some where in the middle of your room, lost…

I wish i was like jukka with 2147483647 mins…

You Become Like Jukka…However After A While Admins And Mods Realise That You're Glitching The Stats System. You Get Angry That They Didn't Catch Jukka But They Caught You…So You Track Him Down And Try To Attack Him But He Has A Shotgun.

Fakawi Turns Up On The Scene When The Bullet Is Just About To Hit You And Jumps In Front Of It…It Bounces Off And Hits Jukka…He Dies…Out Of His Misery But You Are Still Alive…Disgracefully Banned :D

I Wish To See The Queen Eating Salted Fish And Eggplants For Breakfast Then Throwing Up Her Old, Mouldy Brain…:sasmokin:

the queen throws up… all over YOU

stupidspam, to post picture, you need to use image tags, like this

From: Yakman

i wish the time part of the stats can be controlled by the server, not by scar, or a closed-source plugin

You tried to make a closed source plugin. When you released, a whole army of the FSF comes after you to kill you for using closed source software! They crack your plugin and let the server crash.

I wish Windows was opensource.

windows becomes open source, but by that time its so crap that no-one in their right mind would use it

i wish i could make my hp appear above my head in a deob, like those java gurus at moparisthebest can

(Offtopic, whats the deal with my ranging buddy Jukka?)
You get the HP, but, it always ends up at 0 (meaning) your dead!

I wish that, my white shirt stays white.

Your shirt stays white, but it makes your body green!

I wish that RSDemon was shut down, no more yew bots.

it gets shut down but the prices of yew logs skyrocket ( there goes the string yew bows—->high alch yew bows —–> money trick…)

i wish that i could bot 24/7 without getting banned or without the scripts getting buggy

You auto non-stop, but, you stop.

I wish that I could dance like Madonna, into the groovy.

you dance like her….

but you also age like her… lol :f:

i wished to find a way to fish better :p

Granted, but unfortunately, you catch a shark, and it eats you.

I wish I had a XBOX360 Elite.

you get it…. but its defective…

i wish dagger will take that scary anime chick off his sig!

He does and it turns out to be so horrible that u can't stand to come on villu no more..

I wish My eyes didn't hurt and my homework did it self (did as in finish it)

Your eyes don't hurt, and your homework gets finished, and your mom sees you playing computer games and bans you for a week.

I wish my head didn't feel like theres a anvil tied to it…(bad cold)

Your head stops feeling like there's an anvil tied to it, but feels like there is a

From: Hobbit
RABBId CAT

Tied to your head.

I wish my math teacher would go on maternity leave already and we get a new one that just S'sTFU and lets us do our work…

granted but the new teacher is like my physics teacher… he knows crap! (seriously, he doesnt know how to do math and sometimes the kids correct him and he has to look in the book for the answer!!!)

i wish i had 1000000000000000000 IQ!! (being very smart!)

You get your bazillion IQ points, but your head gets so big from the IQ that it explodes :p !!!

I wish for my own palace made out of biscuits!!! :D

[offtopic] Who's Jukka? [/offtopic]

You get your biscuit palace but ending up eating it leaving you morbidly obese and palace-less.

I wish school was optional!

School becomes optional, but only if you have your pass card.

I wish that my Ps2 turned into a wacked out ps3!

(Jukka is a dude who messed with the stats system, also a pretty cool guy whens he's not being dumb)

it turns into a PS3!! but you dont have any games to play on it! lol :stirthepot: :eek: :confused: :D :p

i wished i could have an avytar! :sasmokin:

You get an avatar but it's really bad and has nothing to do with runescape or SRL****. You proceed to try and kill yourself but cut the wrong side of your wrists, causing a lot of pain and embarassment. You also get locked up in an asylum for life.


****Like this one

You didnt make a new wish :( I'll make one instead :P

I wish I had a shiny new pearl drumkit.

[offtopic]Whoops, I edited in a wish but forgot to save :/ [/offtopic]

You get your shiny new drumkit but it turns out to be too shiny and leaves you blinded and unable to play the drums. Then, rats come and eat your food and underpants gnomes steal your underpants.

I wish I had a Specialized P2 with Marzocchi Bomber shocks and Juicy 5 disc brakes!

EDIT: (It's a bike, in case you didn't know. A really nice bike.)

U get the bike, but you run and hop on it too fast to find out there's no seat, just a bar…




I wish your mom was ****STILL**** here ;)

you mom is still here, but shes from the dark side and cuts you up, and serves you for breakfast to the rest of your brothers and sisters

i wish i didnt have to revise so much in real life

You don't revise, but you review now. Ooooooo…

I wish for the new Pokemon Pearl/Diamond game that's coming out on April 22nd.

You get it, but it you waste your life savings on it because it is made entirely of diamond.

I wish I was 20 centimetres taller and 10 kilos heavier!
(I'm trying out for rugby next week)

You get taller and heavier but you get killed by the other rugbe guys…:(

I wish I could make an awsome mineing procedure/function! :D

You get the mining script… but your computer crashes and you can never use it.

I wish that I was a wizard.

You become a wizard, but the W.K.S.D (Wizard Killers Serving Death) come and kill you.

I wish that I had x-ray vision! (Hehe)

-Dunceiam

You get X-ray vision but you always see in x-ray vision so you can't see anything except skeletons and metal walls…You go insane and get Instatutionalize
I wish…….School was over….:D

Normal school ends, Summer school starts! Yay!

(Shouldn't you be in school atm? (I'm sick today :p)

-Dunceiam

Edit—

I wish for a pet monkey! (No rabies!)

@Dunceiam-I am at school…just in the tec. lab :D

You get your pet monkey but its only bones sence you still have x-ray vision…Then the workers in the Instatution take away your money because they think it makes you more unstable than you already are.

I wish I had cows to power my manure car…smells great! :D

Edit: Here is the not noobie question, That I was talking about..

You get the cows, but then they get mad cow disease! And they then start producing chicken poo!

I wish I could fly.

-Dunceiam

From: Yakman
you get the wings, Icarus. But you fly too close to the sun, so the wax melts and your wings fall off :p

…You already wish for this, So you Die and fall into a never endding pit of death (becuse your already dead…) untill you soul burns from the heat of the core of the Earth! :D

I wish people would learn how to read…Especially for the SLR Download page :duh:

Yes, but not wings. But the ability to levitate! Durr durr dur!

They learn to read, but forget to write. So they can't do anything, The end. :p

-Dunceiam

(And stop being able to read and find previous posts by me! :))

As DunceIam doesn't have a wish:

I wish I could program in delphi better then anyone else!

You learn to program delphi better than anyone but you lose your memory.
I wish Id have a … PANDA :)

you get you panda but its really old and just craps its self all the time and you have to clean it but when you go you clean it takes a pis on you and gets in you eyes and you go blind then it eats your mom .

i wish i was unable to be unhappy

You are granted your wish your always happy. You walk up to some goth people and they kill you threw cutting your wrist.
I wish runescape didn't have gay people >.>

Wish granted, but they're all bi.

I wish I had a puppy.

Wish granted, but it only has three legs and one eye.

I wish I could decide what script to script.

You decide to script for neopets…

I wish the world was flat.

Wish granted, but you accidentally trip over the edge and die.

I wish that the creator of RSDemon gets bored and stops updating it.

he stops rsdemon but makes a new better program that is 100% undetectable and allows you to mine,and fish as well as woodcut

my vision always worked perfectly

From: del_signo
he stops rsdemon but makes a new better program that is 100% undetectable and allows you to mine,and fish as well as woodcut

my vision always worked perfectly

Great to hear that. Since you didn't wish for anything, or didn't put it into wish form, I wish for a sexy girlfriend. (I won't put hot because you people are gonna say she burned up or something)

you will meet perfect and sexy girl on blinddate.. everything goes well untill, she opens her eyes, and sees you!

I wish to be better leecher

You become a leecher but everyone becomes a member so there is no one to leech off of so you eventuly die a slow painfull death falling into the depths of hell and meeting the devil himself….all because you where a leecher :D

I wish all leechers would die like what I said earlier :D
~Stupedspam

Leechers will die but there will become Super-Leechers and suck every script from everywhere in seconds.

I wish Id become a SRL Member in 3 weeks :)

you become a ultimate master scripter become srl leader then jagexs completely updates engine making it impossible to scar.

i wish nobody had the "If I see you autoing with level 3/default clothes/crap name I WILL report you. Auto Correctly. - put this in your sig" sig its staring to get old

The SRL-Forums community crashed, making it impossible for anyone to access it, and it deleted all accounts. Ergo, no one has that signature anymore.

I wish for a Laser Printer.

You get a lasier printer but the Chinese makers forget to put in the lasier and therefor you just got scamed :D

I wish my friends would get on AIM so I could talk to someone other than myself…

~Stupedspam

They get on AIM but then get off right away, so you continue talking to yourself.

I wish that the weekend got extended.

-Dunceiam

Your weekend was extended, so you decided to go to a football game with friends. You all got drunk and your best friend raped you while you were passed out.

I wish I could do the crip walk really good.

@Dunceiam-Your weekend gets extened but you have to make them up after the last day of school.

You crip walk good but then you break your legs…

I wish I had 11 more posts, so I can be a comunity member!

~Stupedspam

Wish granted, but your inbox gets stuffed from pm's from all the new[er] scripters

I wish my newt eyer was divi + srl 3.7 compatible

You find that by slightly changing a line in your newt eyer script you can get it to work with divi and srl 3.7 but it draws Jagex's attention to the SRL community. Then once Jagex knows the paths and behaviors of all of the free scripts everyone that uses them gets banned.

I wish that I had the strength of a dozen men and was impervious to harm.

You become superman but some one send you some Kriptenite and you die slowly.

I wish School was over…One more week :D

~Stupedspam

School is over a week early, your mom forces you to work around the house for no pay all week instead of learning.

I wish I could spawn money of any kind (CashMoney, GP, Gold (WoW))

you get the money but it crumbles and creates a portal that takes you to pakistan where all the arabs attack you with toothpicks and they stab both of your eyes out.

i wish for nothing because my life is perfect right now

you die because someone stabs you with a katana in the park you eating perfect life ice cream :D

I wish for 1337 scar skillz

You start spawning money, but then you get arrested for being so damn rich.

From: The Boston Herald
Bill Gates was recently put in prison for a newly made Bostonian law. "One may not be so rich that he's more popular the Michael Jackson."

So congratz on being the new Michael Jackson!! (:D)

I wish that I didn't have a problem with my ankle where whenever I run, my tendon in the back of my ankle tightens up and then I need to wait a couple hours for the pain to go away…

-Dunceiam

Edit—
Ah poo, I thought I was on the last page…REDO time!

You get the skillz, but then the admins revolt for you being too good that suddenly SRL has 423863240 leecher accounts created hourly!!

I still wish for the same thing…

-Dunceiam

I wish the wish I'm wishing for is wishful enough to be wished.

The genie is so confused by his wish his brain starts hurting so he blasts you on the spot.

I wish to be popular.

You become popular…..with the homosexuals :D and decide it is better to /wrists then be chased by them.

I wish I had a GOOD guitar

your guitar is good but then it turns out your no good on the guitar and you kill youself :D:D:D:D:D:D


I wish i could find a smart girl :D

U find a smart girl. She's fat and ugly.


I wish a didn't have without a change and no doubt to be honest but not really A BRAND NEW CAR!

You get a brand new car but it doesnt have an engin :D :D

I wish I could solve all the stupid bugs in my scripts!!!

{If you would like to help just send me a message on AIM}

~Stupedspam

You fix the entire script only to overwrite it with an older version (And unlike everyone else, you DON'T kill yourself after this..)

I wish I didn't make a wish on this thread.

The genie, confused by your wish, blows you up to make things easier.

[OFFTOPIC]Talk about this game! Put the link into this thread into your sig![/offtopic]

People start talking about this game and then they all start wishing and the genie gets really pissed and he kills the thread starter.

i wish i lived in hawaii

wish granted, you live in hawaii but a volcano erupts and encases you in molten lava, then it hardens and u die

i wish that my wish doesnt turn out to be bad

From: dan cardin

i wish that my wish doesnt turn out to be bad

There is no wish to be granted, so your wish can't be bad nor good.
I wish I finally get those freaking evil bob screenshots.

u get an evilbob screenshot….but he traps you on his island and u cant get out.

i wish for the plague

you are infected with the plague and get three arms, two buttholes, 3 eyes and a vagina.

i wish for balloons

the baloons are filled with heroine and are in your stomach…they expload.

i was better than WT-Fakawi and Wizzup? and everyone else

ur better than WT-Fakawi and Wizzup? but It took you your whole life and you just died of old age after reaching ur achievement.

I wish I could think of a unique script to write

u think of a unique script, but you arent good enough to make it.

i wish that someone on this forum would buy me an ice-cream(non-poisoned, and nothing wrong with it)

i buy you an icecream but its a kind i like and you dont so you give it to me :D


I wish i was the best at everything!

you are then you are also the best at sucking at everything so u suck. and your the best at dieng so you also die.

i wish nobody was in m y bathroom cus i gotta pee.

nobodys in your bathroom…but they all went outside your window!!!!

i wish jhildy becomes a community member

jhildy becomes a community member but then he get banned.

I wish that I don't get a corrupted wish.

your wish isnt currupt but your wish is that you were gay…


My wish… i wish i i had 3 hot, skinny chicks all wanting to do anything i want with me… and they arent related to me… and they arent trannys, and there isnt ANYTHING else wrong with them..aka aids..etc.. :D

Your wish is granted, the 3 hot skinny chicks show up at your house just in time to get hit by a car.

I wish I have 300$ in non counterfeit money.

Your $300 was stolen money and you get arrested.

I wish that my wish cannot be corrupted. :rolleyes:

your wish isnt corrupted, its broken :D

I wish i could play the guitar, and i didnt suck, and everyone liked me , and nothing went wrong :D

your wish is granted. 2 left

From: wired16
your wish isnt corrupted, its broken :D

I wish i could play the guitar, and i didnt suck, and everyone liked me , and nothing went wrong :D

turns out you rule at guitar hero and everyone lieks you at SRL but not in real life (jk) i wish i have gd enough script to get accepted at srl app in a few days ! :P

Wish granted. Your script is good enough to get into SRL, but it turns out that it was a copied script. You get banned. Muhahaha.

I wish that my keyboard didn't work…Yes, I said didn't :p

your wish isnt corrupted, its broken

:Dlol

I wish that my keyboard didn't work…Yes, I said didn't

your keyboard doesnt work because its made of metal and got hit by lightning when you were touching it.



i wish
(yes that is it)

You wish, but forgot to wash. (Your clothes) (so you smell bad :P)

I wish my bedtime was later.

granted, its 1 second later

I wish I was a srl member(working on my next script and for those of you that are members its better then the current one)

Granted. You are a SRL member for 1 second. Hah, you gave me the idea :p

I wish that I didn't have to go on vacation for such a long time…

You dont have a long vacation, instead your sent to military school where you have no vacation. When you get there, your mom accidently backs into you and breaks your neck and both arms. So now you still must do work duty, but your sore every day and you cant write home because your hands are broken too. All the kids at school hate you because you do everything you can to get out of class, so one day they jump you. Your left with a body cast which you are rolled around in like a mummy, forced to deal with cramps from the cast for another 6 months. And when the docter finally cuts open the cast to remove you so that you can walk free, the saw goes too far, cuts into your stomach and kills you… Man, dont you hate vacation??

o.O I still hate vacation

Make a wish neeb cake :p

I wish that I could be invisible, and nothing bad could happen to me. No body could hit me, and nobody would know where I was. I could come out of invisibility and everyone could see me and would never know I was invisible.

Your wish is granted but Spiderman, Batman, the very sexy CatWoman, and WonderWoman come up in a dark alley to buy some crack, they buy it, smoke it, and then go out from the dark alley and can see you, they open a can of woop ass on you and then u start bleeding, showing that ur invisible then everyone in ur city opens a can of woopass on u, then u die :p

I wish I had my girlfriend back :(

You get your girlfriend back but like all stuffed up relationships, you have no Sex for 15 years. It drives you mad.

I wish Mandy would love me :p

Mandy loves you but you thought it was Mandy, well its Mand, turns out Mand is a guy!

I wish i had a 1000000000000 foot long penis

No comment :P


I wish I was the next Bill Gates.

Wish granted, but a mob forms and kills you with their pitchforks.

I wish for a paddle ball.

You get the paddle-ball but then somehow when you touched it you died.

I wish for,KILL ALL HUMANS,srry, i wish for MANY ROBOTS ATTACKING HUMANS.

your wish is granted but the robots malfunction and only atack you!

I wish that i could have more time to think about a better wish and nothing bad can happen because of this wish no matter what and even if u say something happens it really dosent. Ha beat that!

You can't think of anything so there's nothing to grant and you just waste a wish.

I wish for this game to stop.

the game stops….for 1 hr then it starts back up again.
i wish for a pony

you get a pony but then it eats you.
I wish that I could be as good as a scripter as Wizzup? :)

you will get better then wizzup but your script steal their passwords so you get banned from whole internet

i wish…..i had a laptop…(woho!!!)

Wish granted
but the laptop blows up in your face and now your blind

caustav where's your wish?!

i'll contineu. i wish i could and can drive car.

Wish granted, but you crash your brand new car coming out of the DMV.
I wish i had l33t CAD skillz.

wish granted…but you mess up doing something really really hard for a company and they sue your ass

I wish i had a new and great siggie!:D

Wish granted, but… someone hacks imageshack and your picture is deleted, and you dont have anything on your computer to use as a backup copy. :eek:

As itschris didn't make a wish.. I wanna hamburger.

wish granted, but when you eat it you don't notice a huge potion spider. you actualy bite's his head of and die's a long death…

i wish a new fitness set :D

Wish granted, but by the time the new fitness set arrives, you're already too fat to use it.

I wanna pony.

[offtopic] damn, i forgot to make a wish, i knew i was forgetting something[/offtopic]

You get your pony GoF, but it runs away. :(

I want a new printer(mine broke today)

wish granted, but when you have succesfully installed your printer, it's make'ing non-stop pages wich say: don't use me! :D until it's out of inkt.

i wish a machine wich atomaticly give reactions to noob's who don't know how to use scar with srl 4

Your wish is granted, but.. some noob hacks the machine and destroys it. I want an Italian sandwich.

Two italians come on either side of you…
I want you!

Wish granted, but i dont want you back. ;)

I want to live life like in Star Wars(look at Bourdou's sig)

You are Jaba the Hut, which is punishment in itself. I wish for member status!

wish granted. but all the noobs ask for free scripts and you go crazy
I wish for a million bucks

From: kaustav_002
wish granted. but all the noobs ask for free scripts and you go crazy
I wish for a million bucks

You get 1 million male deers in your backyard…

I wish I had more time to do more things…

~Stupedspam

You end up getting time by dropping out of school and becoming mentaly and socially retarded oh and did i for get to say emotionaly retarded?
I wish the tooth fairy would stop taking my wallet

Wish granted, but the tooth fairy takes all of your teeth as collateral. I wish i didnt have school tomorrow.

Wish Granted, but you miss the day when that girl you liked was finally going to ask you out, and now she is going out with your best bud :P. I wish that I could understand TCheckBoxes…

Wish granted, but then you realize you need something better to do with your life and stop scar.

I wanna pony.

E: oh, and also, no legs this time.. So the bastard won't run away :mad:

The pony with no legs turned out to be no fun and it rolled away instead. I wish I could get rid of this cold I have atm.

You get rid of your cold, but a mosquito bites you and you get malaria. I wish I could stop time :P That should be an easy one

You stop time, but only for yourself in your own little world inside your head.

I wanna pony, but this time with no legs and also make it so fat it can't roll away. E: no wings either.

Wish granted, but the Pony is so fat, it sinks through the floor to the center of the Earth and is incinerated.

I want to play Golden Sun!!!!

Aww.. My pony!

Wish granted, but then you realize golden sun is not actually that much fun and quit playing it forever :spot:

I wanna hamburger (again :p) but this time it shall be checked for poisonous spider and other animals etc.

You get it, but you suddenly wonder how it is made, and, upon research, you go vegan :P. I wish for an iTunes giftCard

Wish granted, but your hamburger meat has mad cow disease, and you die.

Edit: damn, you beat me. Ok, i grant your wish Bourdou, but it doesnt have any money on it..

Now i wish for a pony, but there is no possible way that it can leave me :)

Granted, but the pony's breath smells so bad you want to get rid of it and it'll just follow you around forever and you'll go insane.

You didnt have a wish, Meh, Wish Granted, you become the first astronaut to go to the sun, but you forgot your heat protective gear in the wash. I wish for world peace(Uh oh)

you get world peace but everyone hates you cos its BOOORRRIIINNNNgggg
I wish i knew what my first wish got granted with.

Granted, but then you realize you didn't want to know and cry.

I wanna hamburger w/o diseases or animals or bugs.

You get your wish, but you realise vegetarian burgers are nasty I wish to make one of these uber l337 20 page threads

You make a 1337 thread with a script of your own on it, but there are so many leechers, and the only reason why its 20 pages long is because you keep posting saying: "REPLY GOD DAMMIT!!"

I wish for a sig made by GoF.

you get your wish, but you go blind and can't see it. I wish for a hotdog.

You get your wish, but it turns into a dick the second it touches your lips.

I wish for a dirtbike.

You get it, but you fall off and DIE. :P. I want food!

you get food and you eat food then you die of a heart attack.
I want a thermonuclear laser guided smart missile and a launcher for it, and dont cut corners.

The UN busts ur ass. I want more food.

More food!!!you get it and now need lifosucton
i wish i had a license to kill and keep neklear warheads and a thermo nuclear laser guided smart misile and its launcher with no leaks and it better not be a dud or be cut cornerish

Woot bump. You get your licence to kill, but so did your worse enemy ;)

I wish I could have lotsa geepee's :D

You get them… but then you realize how pointless they actually are, AFTER you are banned by JaGeX :P

I wish Bourdou had made a wish… :(

~Stupedspam

Your wish is granted, but as usual, bourdous wishes are useless.

I wanna pony, but one that is too fat to roll around, but not fat enough to "sink to the center of earth", or actually, not fat enough to sink at all, has no legs, or bad thoughts.

You get a pony as as your wish its a dead pony, it cant move talk breathe or do anything and its rotting.
[offtopic]ha told you i wasnt ronny mp ha[/offtopic]
I wish my school got shutdown or blew up today.

Your school explodes, but you are in it! :D

I wish I could have DSL/Broadband, it is faster than my dialup.

you get dsl broadband, but the effing phone company charges you for 11tb of extra stuff you didnt download.
I want a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, no food poisoning and no old stuff and no weird animals inside the sandwich

You get your DSL/Broadband after your computer breaks because a homeless person broke into your house and pissed inside your computer.

I wanna pony, but one that is too fat to roll around, but not fat enough to "sink to the center of earth", or actually, not fat enough to sink at all, has no legs, or bad thoughts… It also HAS to be alive, and breathe.. And it's also immortal.

You get a horse… I wish I had time…

~Stupedspam

You get your time, but it is only because you stopped time and you are the only one not stopped and you can't restart it, and you eventually go CRAZY. I wish that I had a really really good ice cream sunday

You get a really good ice cream sundae, but you find out that the fudge is actually melted mud.. :eek:

I wish for a pony.

You get a merry-go-round that plays creepy music… I wish I could jump really high :D

~Stupedspam

You hit your head really hard on a passing airplane. I would like to not have to go to school today.

You don't go to school and get caught by the school and have to repeat the year… I wish that I didn't hit the plane when i jumped really high :D

~Stupedspam

you dont hit a plane but your prachute doesnt work.
I wish someone granted my last wish.

From: kaustav_002
you get dsl broadband, but the effing phone company charges you for 11tb of extra stuff you didnt download.
I want a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, no food poisoning and no old stuff and no weird animals inside the sandwich

You get your peanut butter and jelly sandwich but you not hungry so you throw it away :D

I wish that I have a parachute

~Stupedspam

Well you get your parachute, but then you are hit by amnesia and don't remember what you were going to do with it. I want… Dang, I am hungry. I want more food ;)

You go to the kitchen and open the refrigerator and pull out some food that you heat up. Then your about to stuff your face when you wake up…

I wish I didn't have amnesia :D

~Stupedspam

you get amnesia and you wake up in a hospital with a tube stuck to your stomach and a bunch of surgeons sawing your guts out. The words "organ donor lab" are written above the doorway to your room, they forgot to put the painkillers in the injections but you cant move even though your in excruciating pain.

I wish i had a pet kitten with a violent disposition.

It kills you… I wish kaustav wasn't dead

kaustav is alive again, but he's a zombie now.

i wich a new pc screen

From: MasterKill
i wich a new pc screen

ill assume u mean "i wish i had a new pc screen"
the screen was delivered to you by post and on the completion of unwrapping the box, you find the contents cracked and broken. i wish for pie

Czepa gets pie, but it turns out it was poisonous, and he didn't even get the pleasure of tasting pie before death.(it was a death pie) I wish for blizzard to finish Starcraft 2, and give me the first copy.

you get starcraft 2s first copy, and guess what? it sucks ass and its also the first copy so its full of bugs and fuks up your computer.

I wish people would corrup wishes as intelligently as me :p

Ok Kaustav, you asked for it! I WILL BE THE FIRST ONE TO FULFILL YOUR WISH! Everyone wishes Kaustav would commit suicide.
I wish for Anime Creators to start drowning themselves.

they try to in shallow waters but forgot it was Physically impossible so they survive and draw more horrible anime pictures…

I wish my dad would stop taking my ipod to work…

WhAcK's dad stops taking the ipod to work, and starts taking it to gay strip clubs.
(LOL PWNT!)
I wish it was phsyically possible for Anime Artists to drown themselves, and they did so.

Your wish comes true…but one had frozen (hibernated) himself for 20 years and woke up 20 minutes after your wish…He hires people around the globe working in sweatshops to the make the new generation of anime Artists…

These anime artists were forever functioned never to do anything to harm themselves or anyone else…

I wish you were adopted by an anime artist who keeps you locked in an inescapable cage 1m x 1m till you learn to respect anime art…

JackLKrawl learns to respect anime art, but then forgets.

i wish for edible, yummy pie. oh, and cheesecake too.

You get your pie but it is out of date because now everyone who worked in a sweatshop or food factory are out making money making anime characters…

I wish JackLKrawl's mom was much more stricter on the rules of him learning the respect and beauty anime…

I learn to respect the beauty of anime art, but realizes that theres none and that it's total garbage once again.

I wish I had access to all the tutorials.

you dont gain acces to the tutorials and die in the process of trying to.

i wish for pie, and cheesecake, and donuts

You get your pie, cheesecake and donuts, but you notice that they're actually some crappy low fat cheap crap and you'll go crazy and run at a wall and break your nose.

I want umm… Doctor phil to die. Try to make that bad mmkayh?

Dr. Phil dies, but then there is no Dr. Phil, and you can't laugh at his show… I wish for gof's photoshop skills

… Dr phil is not funny. He's gay.

You get my photoshop skills and then notice that they're all crap and you'll be sad.

I want bourdou to change his avatar.

Bourdou changes his avator>into a link that leads to all of gofs personal details, credit card number included.

I wish my step dad would just die

He dies, but it turns out that he was really really really rich and he didnt leave ANYTHING to you.. :p. Oh, and your mom remarried and your new step-dad is an asshole too..

I wish for my high school football team to win state.

They win, but then they are accused of cheating (Dunno how) and they are disqualified. I wish gof made me a new avatar :p

I'll make you a avatar, but you don't like it cause you didn't tell what it should be like.

I wanna pony. a flying one.

You get your flying pony, but it flies away from you. I wish for a elephant avatar.

But then your elephant avatar kicks your manhood into next week.
I want some tea.

you receive tea, i included donuts to be nice. but you are allergic to the peanuts on it.. and you die
i wish for cream and waffles

You choke and die, slowly and painfully. I wish your death was a little happier.

i die with a tiara :O wooho! but then someone revives me and i continue wishing.
i wish for someone to teach me scar scripting in approximately 2 weeks

But then SCAR turns out to be a giant virus (Sucks.Crap.And.Runs) and infects you and your whole family. You all die a death similar to the septicemic plague; your skin slowly falls off and you bleed to death.

I wish I had a pet rock.

In runs away. Haha.

I wish that my script would stop over running the stop points!!!!!! :'(

But then it does stop running over the stop points. You are the most famous person in the world, and you've won like 5 Nobel Prizes… But then the fame becomes too much for you and you sink into a deep depression, then you kill yourself.

I want a dollar.

you get a dollar, but it just so happens that it has is covered in a biologicaly hazardous substance and you die a death similar to the septicemic plague; your skin slowly falls off and you bleed to death.

i wish for rotflmfwao to have a better attitude

He gets a better attitude, but you get banned for complaining about his attitude, so you can't see his new attitude.
I wish scar recognized my plugin correctly *sigh*

It finally recognizes your plugin when you have a motherboard melt down and you lose everything except you life :D

I wish there where two of me so I could script and go to school at the same time, or in two places at once.

~Stupedspam

Your wish comes true but then you find out you don't have enough money to support the both of you, so you flip a coin to see who must be sacrificed…

I wish I didn't have the cold I currently have…(Serious)

You get over the cold but then you get a fever… :(

I wish my teachers where smarter so they can teach the class…

~Stupedspam

But then their brains grow to an enormous size and their skulls explode. We all blame Czepa and he is executed in the electric chair for the murder of a few teachers.

I wish I had a non-corrupted wish.

Your wish wasn't corrupted… but what a waste of a wish…. ;)

I wish I could do a back flip :D

~Stupedspam

You can, but since you forgot to look behind you, you hit some old lady.

I wish for food.

You get food, but not enough.

I wish for a elephant.

you get an elephant and it tramples you
i wish i could get more people to add my msn

But then they ALL spam you.

I wish for an egg sandwich

The egg in your egg sandwich isn't cooked.

I wish for World Peace.

The world has peace but it takes four years and then the world ends :eek:

I wish I could memorize stuff easily :D

~Stupedspam

You memorize stuff easily, but you forget them just as easily.

I wish that we didn't have to wake up so early in the morning

your wish comes true!!! but then you sleep for 500 years and turn into A vampire
i wish for 99 str

*No wish to answer*

I wish for omnipotence.

You get that, whatever you wish for and then you get hit by a truck.

I wish I had more time for scripting.

If you had more time for scripting you would get noobs asking for help.

I wish I was as good in colors as Lorax and make obshizzled looking functions like niels :p

your wish come true.. you achieve everything that you ever wanted to achieve, but then you drown in pie

No wish by Czepa?

I wish there was no leechers.

OMG i keep forgetting sorry. maybe im just a devils avocado.

leechers are all banned and a new system of registering is put in place, but then they take over the brains of several SRL members and leech all the scripts to the army of leecherz

i wish that i had an unlimited supply of tasty pies, which could not kill/injure/harm me in any way (challenge)

You get your unlimited supply of pies, but before you can eat them you forget where you put them. (not a hard challenge)

I wish i had Fawki's brain.

you get *fakawi's brain, but its too much for your body to handle, and you implode

*no wish*

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and also that nothing bad may come out of this wish, including, but not limited to, that I die, get hurt, loose my wish's effects, or something else like that.

P.S.:

From: n3ss3s
If you had more time for scripting you would get noobs asking for help.

I wish I was as good in colors as NO_Lorax_NO R0b0t1 and make obshizzled looking functions like niels :p

you get your bottle of water.. but your a retard fish monkey so you throw it away anyway
i wish that i was 6"7'

A giant comes to streatch you out, but then he does. You get ripped in half and your guts spew everywhere. It looks kinda like the very end of that one song by evil lemon (where all the superheroes are)
I wish I could remember that song.

Oh! Mee!
Uh.. You cant remember the song but you figure out;
Case of Random(2);
1: You want a pink elephant;
2: You are gay and you hate yourself and begin to / "your wrists"*

*= "Your Wrists" are a picture of your little finger on that pink wall.

OMG this isnt even funny.

I wish I could make funny sayings like this ^.^

You come up with funny sayings but you forget to put your name on it and some one steals it :D

I wish I could do something I couldn't do… (as general as possible)

~Stupedspam

You can but then you realized that everything you couldn't do was completely pointless. I wish for happiness.

You get happiness, but then you met yakman IRL!! JK :P

I wish I had a coke

The coke turns out to be poison, and you'd shared it with all your friends.
I wish I had l33t scripting abilities instead of just leet scripting abilities :p

You get your skills, but unfortunately freddy1990 choses to leave SCAR forever, after having made an in-repearable damage to SCAR. No one can edit SCAR to work ever again.

I wish I got more progress reports for my scripts.

-Knives

You got so many progress reports you couldnt handle to read em all and quit srl :(

i wish that i could learn how to script good

You learn, but then a UFO abducts you. The aliens give you a giant anal probe, which turns out to be a remotely activated stick of dynamite. You live well until Thanksgiving, when all of your family comes to your house. Then, 'KABLOOEE', the aliens blow you and your entire family into space.
I wish I didn't have 2 go 2 bed ='(

You dont go to bed, and your dad comes into your room and asks why you're awake. He rapes you and tells you never to tell anyone.

I wish I was Batman.

You become Batman but Robin is cooler so you become his side-kick :D

I wish I didn't get sunburned today ;D

~Stupedspam

You got a magic formula called sunscreen which gets rid of all your burns, however, you put to much on and you die from suffocation.

I wish I became an SRL Member. :p

You become a SRL member but you find its WAY to hard to make scripts like the other members do and you are a outcast.

I wish for 35 cents.

You get your money, but then you take some acid and start tripping. Durring your trip, the money looks like your favorite food, so you eat it. As it turns out, you has 35 yuan, not cents, and it was covered in SARS. You're boned.

I wish I wasn't sick.

Your doctor gives you a magic formula, that cures all your sickness. But two days later a cow rapes you, and that magic potion causes all the little babies to be half human. They take over the world, and force you to live in a pin and saw off your legs so you live off knubs and eat grass.

I wish I could make as many wishes as I want.

Wish granted, but before you get to make a single wish a piano falls from the sky and kills you.

I wish for a cup of coffee.

You get your coffee, but it is filled with acid, so when you sit down to drink it, the bottom breaks open and burns your testicles off.

I wish I didn't drink those energy drinks…

You stop drinking those energy drinks and start drinking nothing. Your internal organs cannot take nothing because you do not have any energy drinks to make them work. You then die as a result and cannot go anywhere (heaven, hell, limbo etc.) because you do not have any energy to get there.

I wish I met Freddy and Kaitnieks in real life and they make the the ruler, and owner of scar and give me the source code.

you become ruler and owner of scar, but runescape is ruined because rsdemon releases bots for every skill, killing the game.

i wish for a fancy new computer…

You get your fancy new computer, but realise you are lacking the components needed for it. When you go to turn your computer on, it lags so badly that it dies to the point of it not being able to be fixed.

I wish I created the best script in the world that pwns all other scripts. The script is entitled: "The Lord Of The Scripts: The Pwner Of Scripts: One Script To Rule Them All". Basically what the script does is that it is an include (created by my How to create your own includes tut) that has the best scripts that people have made, includes them into an include and the script looks like this:

program TheLordOfTheScripts;
{.include AllScripts/PwnRuneScape}
begin
  PwnRuneScape;
end.

.

Screw my wish over!

your script gets leaked to sythe and every other rs forum and all of its users are ip permabanned.

[offtopic] that wouldnt compile would it? cuz it doesnt have SetupSRL? just wondering cuz im new to scripting [/offtopic]

I wish for a million bags of candy.

IpPermaBanned. - lol

It would compile, you don't need SetupSRL; but yes, you should use it. But it's the best script in the world compiled from all the other scripts, which means it will have SetupSRL; already in there somewhere. :)

You get your million bags of candy, but are forced to eat it by your parents because it takes up to much room in the house. You eat to much and break all your teeth and have to go to the dentist and the dentist says that the only way to fix is is to die, and go to heaven and ask god for some more teeth. So you die but somehow cannot come back, rendering you, useless. :)

I wish I got a handshake from Andrew Gower, Bill Gates, Linus Torvaldos and Steven Hawking.

you get your handshake from those 4 nerdy men, but they make fun of your sweaty, limp palms.

i wish for a million more wishes?

Sweaty limp palms? Uncalled for? lol oh well..I don't care…

You get your million more wishes, but you stupidly use them up on getting candy at the store. (Wow…a million wishes worth of candy… :p)

you forget to USE YOUR WISH and it expires, leaving you with nothing.

You forgot yours as well… :p

I wish I could watch Naruto 24/7 at the same time I am on the computer/scripting and that I was by myself and I didn't have to pay for anything and everything I did was free.

LOL
woops
well, you discover this thing called a VM, but it makes your computer lag so much that your naruto and your autoing lag, causing your army to get banned.

I wish for some food.

Fuck! No Not Naruto! lol

You get your food, but you choke on it and die from respiratory problems.

I wish I was Zezima. :p

you become zezima but you are banned for autoing to try and keep up your massive overall score.

i wish i had a ton of money.

[offtopic] why the **** am i still not a lesser demon [/offtopic]

your ton of money rotts on you, and all your riches starts rotting,

I wish i was wizzup

You become Wizzup, but you make a bad script and everyone hates you and leaves SRL.

@Buck Cakes: It's because you're a Junior Member, like, it shows that you are though.

EDIT: Almost forgot my wish :p

I wish for a Million GeePeez :p

your million "geepeez" turns out to be a million geeks peeing, dang =(

I wish that Andrew gower was Fakawi lol

Fakawi becomes Andrew, but since runescape is hated, so is srl. - Nice one there Julza…

I wish I was god.

You turn out to be god, and do a bad script, so everyone leaves earth

I wish i was lvl 126

You become level 126, but then you realize that RS is a useless waste of time that makes people think you're a nerd/geek and you become a self hating emo freak. Then you eat your flesh off because you hate yourself so much. You soon bleed to death painfully.

you forget to make a wish, and you are killed by the thread starter.

i wish rs was fun.

Runescape becomes fun and you never leave your computer and soon fall to malnutrition.

I wish i could have the abilityto comprehend any language spoken by the human race, and coded by the human race.

you gain the ability to speak every language, and you go to some deserted islands where the natives eat you.

i wish for a ps3

You order a ps3, and accidently you write p3s, the dodgy packaging guy miss reads and thinks you wrote pez, so a week later a mail comes to your door… You are hoping its a ps3 but its pez….

I wish that jagex makes scar usable and everybody starts autoing, and jagex goes broke from the power from there servers

= [] im back online!

ummm thats pretty simple…
everyone starts autoing and the prices fall, rocks are mined out in milliseconds just like the yew rapeage, and everyone stops playing RS thereby killing these forums.

I wish i was an SRL member.

You become an Srl member but the server shuts down and the memory is erased along with you account. You try to explain that you are the real buck cakes but the don't believe you.

I wish I had a good explosion picture so I can make a new sig :D

~Stupedspam

you find a good picture of an explosion, but it is the explosion of the world and everyone dies.

i wish i was a lesser demon or king black dragon. *glares at server*

turns out demons are worthless in the end

I want a cat that can spell and talk correctly

The cat kills your in your sleep.. :p

i wish i had a bunch of hippies to laugh at.

stampeed!!!, The hippies run over u and ur dead….
I wish for player mod :P

You become a P-mod, but then noobs start following you anywhere and you get very pissed, then you say something offensive, then they all report you and you get 7 blackmarks + demodded.

I wan't to do well in this term.

you do well this term but you do so well the teachers say you cheated

i want christmas

Christmas comes, but then Santa's new high-powered sleigh with V12 turbo charged reindeer and a nitrous oxide injection system overheats dramatically and explodes, leading to the end of the world as the explosion penetrates the crust of the Earth creating a huge pit leading directly to the Earth's core. As the uber hotness escapes the Earth core, the rest of the planet melts into a huge ball of molten rock and then it loses all of its energy and turns freezing cold because the sun just imploded, wiping out the entire universe in an oversized explosion that nobody even expected.

I wish someone could tell me how to use values from a form for my script. :(

*ZING* a major scripter shows u eveything you need to know and u are now a l33t scripter but in the process he adds a keylogger into it you get caught and u get IP ban from runescape and srl-forums (also ur computer blows up :P)

i wish pking was back :sadface:

Pking comes back, but its from outer space.


I want to…

Fly?

you become able to fly, but you never become able to land.then you float in the air and you can't get on srl forums. sucks to be you

i wish life didn't suck

From: malotthouse
you become able to fly, but you never become able to land.then you float in the air and you can't get on srl forums. sucks to be you

i wish life didn't suck

Life doesn't suck but a Dementor comes and sucks life out of you:p

I wish my main was the 1st ranked instead of zezima :cartman:

you get first ranked but then zezima gets pissed off and goes round to your house and eats your computer and then stabs you to death with a mellon.

I wish Jagex would give me unlimited runescape cash.

From: coo too


I wish Jagex would give me unlimited runescape cash.

Jagex gives you unlimited runescape cash and after 1.2 hours you get bored and quit runescape.


I wish to control the runescape economy :stirthepot:

From: metalanca
Jagex gives you unlimited runescape cash and after 1.2 hours you get bored and quit runescape.


I wish to control the runescape economy :stirthepot:

You get to control it, but word gets out, and you start accepting generous bribes. After a while you're batshit rich, and get assassinated and robbed of all your money.

I wish I wasn't to lazy to do anything, and to much of a puss to say things I want to.

From: richk1693
You get to control it, but word gets out, and you start accepting generous bribes. After a while you're batshit rich, and get assassinated and robbed of all your money.

I wish I wasn't to lazy to do anything, and to much of a puss to say things I want to.

You finally get the courage to ask the hottest girl out in the school, you get busy with her the next day and then 6 months later you find out you are HIV Positive. I wish the thread was closed.

Oh come on..give me a hard one eh? Hmm ok..I'll try…

The thread closes, but somehow either I can still post in it, or a mod re-opens it, and it all start back up again.


I wish I was dead. (Not really, I just want to see what you will make of that though. =P)

You get killed by me, but somehow your heart gets beating again every single time I repeatedly stab you/crush your brian/roast you inside a nuclear reactor

I wish I knew how to use Canvases…

You gain amazing knowledge of canvases, but use them for all the wrong reasons and get arrested for your disgusting perverted canvas movie.

I wish I didn't over analyze everything.

You never over analyze anything, but you start under analyzing (lame, I know, couldn't think of anything better :p)

I wish I had 500 million dollars that were locked away safely in the best safe in the world, which was 101% impenetrable. If it ever ran out, it would be refilled.

lol…what happens if it so safe that you can't even get access to it…

I wish that I have $500mill kept another a parallel universe which only I have access to. the universe is the tiny and it's just the perfect size for the money…. every time I add money to the universe it grows larger and every time I take money out it grows smaller. Also the universe cannot be further than 5 feet from me in the fabric of space. If anything bad happens to the universe a big bang will occur and destroy our universe. and then nobody could make anymore wishes…

And then the US Command Center (w/e lol) thinks it's an alien invasion and nukes it.

I wish I knew every programming language to the fullest extent

after the nucks the big bang happens but before it happened, I put myself into the other universe which protected me from the hole explosion…

I wish someone offered me a pure to buy for $30…

It happens, but the person ends up scamming you.


I wish I knew every programming language to the fullest extent AGAIN

You learn all of the programming languages but then your cat was watching everything you do and learns the programming languages just as good, but got jealus and then it cut your head open then took your brain out and then put it back in. You forgot you had a mutated cat.
I wish i could talk to a admin, but none of them are on.

wth…. I said offer… not trade… jeez…

You learn everything and then your mind explodes…

From: WhAcK
wth…. I said offer… not trade… jeez…

You learn everything and then your mind explodes…

Lol, sorry.

@Kingarabian's wish…

One comes on and bans you for no reason, then you discuss your ban

I wish I had more hours in the day…

you have 60billion hours in one day… and everyone loves it but you…

I wish I had a dog

You got me there :p

You get a dog, but then you find out that it's from outer space and has come to retrieve every dog on earth, so it leaves you.

I wish I got 2.147 billion RSGP…

(I'll stop getting postcount++ now :p)

You win the lottery and blow all your $$ on geepeez. After buying all of that you find out the max money is 100m and then cry yourself to sleep every night knowing you wasted your wealth on runescape.

I wish I knew why I love this thread so much.

that doesn't make any sense… how did the person attempt to trade him 2bill in the first place then…. and Im pretty sure you can hold 2bill anyway… Party hats at the grand exchange, 400mill for blue

You understand why you love this thread so much but then you start to suffer of bad shot-term memory loss…

I wish I had a rock

you get a rock, and place it safely on a tall shelf, and 11.5 magnitude earthquake comes along…and destroys the building you are in and kills you. But the rock is fine.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish….

you don't make a wish, but the jeenie get angery and kills you.

i wish i had a 300 gallon fish tank

You get given a 300 gallon fish tank and decide you want pet piranhas. After keeping them as loving pets for many years, they plan an escape, involving cow bones and seaweed, and kill you while escaping, after which they go after your mother, father, childhood dog and that random guy standing outside watching the onslaught. They then make it back to the ocean where they eat that crab you saw at the beach the one time. After that, they swim to Jamaica and live nicely until they see someone who looks like you, eats them then gets arrested for manslaughter, during which they eat the police officers and flee the country to Cuba. At the moment, there has been no more contact with them since, but I assume they killed a few more people.

I wish I had a rubber duck the same size as that of an Ostrich egg just before it hatches.

You get the duck but the duck turns into a shark and eats your mother :(

i wish i had 70,000 teeth

grr Double post sorry

You loose all your teeth…

I wish you were smart enough to know that you can delete your post…

He becomes smart enough (because you told him :p), but then he becomes so smart he gets hated by everyone, and they all get their pitchforks and go kill him.

I want my allergy problems to go away…bleh!

your allergy problems go away…….after its considered cool to look gross

i wish my teeth didn't fall out

your teeth don't fall out but then someone comes along and shatters them with one black

I wish someone buys vbulletin for me…

You get VBulletin, but then a massive hacker screws you over.

@Striker: Well, at least they are gone. :p (I still actually have then :( )

I wish I was Andrew Gower (Can't be arsed to think of anything).

you become the guy but then your sad…

I wish I was a total annoying jerk…

you become the jerk… but your funny… lol
i wish…..
that i was bill gates
*rich*

you become Bill gates but everyone laughs at you and thinks your a nerd haha

i wish Lacky didn't think that i actually lost my teeth

From: WhAcK
y then someone comes along and shatters them with one black

My fear of black people has increased :o

I am now happy that im funny…

you become bill gates but then your a real annoying jerk…

I wish I could make the most ultimate wish so no one can make it into a bad one So I can finally end this game…

haha beat you to it

you make the ultimate wish so ultimate that the worlds core temperature rises up and peoples skin starts melting of their faces and their eyes crumble up into ash and hair get lit on fire all because the heat is to much and then aliens land and cool the core temperature but make us into slave and then…..umm……YohoJoJo (i think thats his name) comes and karate kicks them in their little faces and they die then an asteroid come hurling towards earth and Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicks it to Uranus then we all party but then global warming kills us…….God damn you George bush?!!1!1!11!!!eleven!!
Do you really wish that?

I wish i had an ePenis like Dude Richard

From: strikerx25
haha beat you to it

you make the ultimate wish so ultimate that the worlds core temperature rises up and peoples skin starts melting of their faces and their eyes crumble up into ash and hair get lit on fire all because the heat is to much and then aliens land and cool the core temperature but make us into slave and then…..umm……YohoJoJo (i think thats his name) comes and karate kicks them in their little faces and they die then an asteroid come hurling towards earth and Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicks it to Uranus then we all party but then global warming kills us…….God damn you George bush?!!1!1!11!!!eleven!!
Do you really wish that?

I wish i had an ePenis like Dude Richard

*Granted* However now I must inform you that he has no ePenis, and is a terrible liar.

I wish for the person below me to make my wish for me.

I wish that you died a slow painful death. It turned out that you actually died from lack of social life :(

I wish that I had two wishes then used one wish to wish for a pet rock and the other to wish that nothing bad would befall my pet rock as I love it and will happily kill myself to save it

you had two wishes but used one up wishing for 2 wishes :huh

i wish for another can of rockstar

you get ur wish but when you open it it has been fizzed up and explodes in ur face

i wish for world peace (hm whats can possibly go wrong with that)

World peace is granted, but then aliens come and kill us all (Thanks Simpsons!)

I wish for an evil pet rabbit that liked to eat people.

the evil pet rabbits gets distarcted by tv and leanrs that eating people is bad and becomes vegitarian
then the population of fat people start increasing once more anbd the all suufocates under there large gut

From: waddo
the evil pet rabbits gets distarcted by tv and leanrs that eating people is bad and becomes vegitarian
then the population of fat people start increasing once more anbd the all suufocates under there large gut

You forgot your make a wish…

I wish weddo doesn't ever get his previous wish

Weddo doesn't get a wish, because his names is Waddo, screwing you over. :p

I wish for: "PHR33 G33PEEZ!!!".

the gods misunderstand you and give you 3 gp
i wish for the ability to have a perfect wish

you get your wish.. but you may not use it

i wish… that my softclayscript will be used more .. lol :p

srl gets updated and it no longer wokrs with the new rev and the old rev gets deleted by i virus so you cant backtrack

i wish for a weapon that will protect me from anything and has infinite failsafes so it cant harm me in anyway

Granted. But you forget where you put your weapon.

@waddo: Nice one about the 3gp. ^_^ :p

I wish the WoW private server I play on hurries up and patches to the latest release so I can play again.

it gets patched but the stitching comes out
i wish every one from srl forms would come and make my garden look nice
10 at atime s it oesnt get over crowded


i also wish my post count wud unfreeze wtf is going on with it it bin stuck on 98 over a day now

You get both wishes because the genie is kind, but he gets confused and your garden now has no ice and the forums only have 10 people at a time…

I wish I had an evil penguin, who is trying to take over the world through mind control and fish bombs.

you get your penguin..
but the penguin mind controls you:p

i wish…
orao is killed in srl IRC:D

a time bomb is put down orao's pants but the xplosion kills you while orao he is a robot

i wish for by back to be better (i pulle a muscle in it yesterday trying to sort out me garden(i was diging cos i need to extend patio))

From: waddo
it gets patched but the stitching comes out

lol nice ^_^

From: waddo
a time bomb is put down orao's pants but the xplosion kills you while orao he is a robot

i wish for by back to be better (i pulle a muscle in it yesterday trying to sort out me garden(i was diging cos i need to extend patio))

Your back gets better, but you fall down the stairs and hurt it again - sucker. :p

I wish I was an SRL Member. :p Even for a day. (I am not joking :p lol)

you get srl mems but find out (like i did) that there is basically no scripts in the mems section

My gf wishes for the world to be full of ponys and everyone gets a pony…But she gets the best one (what?)

all the men ed up gay and the reproductive cycle is ended everyone dies

i wish to moind control a jmod to bring back trading and leech all the inside info to srl =]

From: strikerx25
you get srl mems but find out (like i did) that there is basically no scripts in the mems section

My gf wishes for the world to be full of ponys and everyone gets a pony…But she gets the best one (what?)

I don't care about the scripts, I just want the status. :p

Nice wish btw lol :p

I notice you are from liverpool in australia, I also live in Australia, but up in QLD. ^_^

From: waddo
all the men ed up gay and the reproductive cycle is ended everyone dies

i wish to moind control a jmod to bring back trading and leech all the inside info to srl =]

You are able to leech everything, but then runescape dies because of all the leeching. Game Over.

I wish I could meet Clémence Poésy in real life.

the gods look at you cunfused and so you say:google: and then relise that the gods arnt advanced enough and have not yet discovered the internet

i wish someone would make my next wish for me



(damn my replys are brill)
my fave so far has gotta be bout the stitching

But I don't,

I wish I was a SRL Memeber

but you will never become a SRL member because you only want member status for the scripts, but there aren't very many, so even if you did become one you would just become inactive.

i wish i was god.

you already are god

only problenm is evry one is athiest

i wish to be 8 months older so i can go clubbin

But your wish back fires and you get 8 months younger.

I wish I could become a good scripter and then become a SRL Member

From: waddo
the gods look at you cunfused and so you say:google:

I already have google her, many times. :) So hot…lmao

From: smithsps
But your wish back fires and you get 8 months younger.

I wish I could become a good scripter and then become a SRL Member

Bam! You become one, but Jagex owns the crap outta SRL and SCAR and so we shut down and all the ranks are reset and no one gets access to anything anymore.

I wish I was about 10 years older. ^_^

you become ten years older…….but…….You snap your spine :(

i wish for everyone in the world will stop fighting and start KILLING :o but i dont die nether do me wizzup?, Nelsie and WT-(something or other)……well we could eat nelsie:)

It come true but then Nelsie
WOULD EAT YOU
instead of you eating him.

I wish I could divide by zero.

i wish to have unlimited room in my sig

you get unlimited room, but then hobbit sees it and bans you for posting loads of trash in it.
I want it all, I want it now, and I want it delivered!!!! (just add an "I wish" in there somewhere ^^)
and I wish i had a girlfriend xD

u get your girl frend and she is really keen to get u in bed being male you say yes you go to yuor room lock the door and it turns out
she is a he

i wiwsh i wasnt runnin out of things to wish for

But as the next time you post you remeber something you want.

I wish I could make a explanation of a explanation.
Then a explanation of that
Then a explanation of that
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you make an explanation of an explanation.
Then an explanation of that
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but you forgot where you were going with it and people run you out of town trying to kill you for wasteing their time.

I wish I could learn how to be the best scripter in one day

You learn how but then you get a virus which erases everything and you can't get it back or backup anything as it erases it all and automatically reformats your computer.

I wish for some Canadian Currency.

hehe sumillion got his wish yakman got a new avi
[carry on as if this wasnt here]

Lacky gets Canadian currency, only to find out it's Canadian money…

I wish I had a pet monkey astronaut.

you get the monkey….what you expected me to say something funny?

i wish God of war was not so easy to beat but possible to beat

The universe crashes because of a zero divide.

It auto-boots, its a *nix machine and can handle crap like that, it then debugs, having to first play 'TheUniverse.LIFE' again to get to where we are now, finds your paradox, and makes sure not to fall for that one again…


I wish… I wish… I wish I was home.

wish granted. you appear in a box of dead rats. you get eaten alive by fleas.

I wish she was mine =P

From: R0b0t1
The universe crashes because of a zero divide.

It auto-boots, its a *nix machine and can handle crap like that, it then debugs, having to first play 'TheUniverse.LIFE' again to get to where we are now, finds your paradox, and makes sure not to fall for that one again…


I wish… I wish… I wish I was home.

Just tap your red ballet shoes together three times and say "There's no place like home!". XD

From: DaBomber2
wish granted. you appear in a box of dead rats. you get eaten alive by fleas.

I wish she was mine =P

lol nice wish crush there heh

Bam! The ugly slut from Kill Everyone Avenue is yours!

Where's your wish, Lacky?

I wish I could get the effort to finish my script o.O

From: leelokhin
Where's your wish, Lacky?

I wish I could get the effort to finish my script o.O

Oh, woops, sorry ^_^ :p

You get the effort, but then you don't have enough time, and eventually, you give up.

I wish for a pet monkey.

you get your monkey


i wish that my laptop wokred so i could write scripts properly again

It works, but you wonder why it has windows on it.

I wish I knew the question to the universe. The answer is 42, right?

(From Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy) Nice!
You get it but the answer is 42/0
And you are unable to continue. For fear the universe will collapse. :)

I wish for a random reason to do something.

You decide to pick your nose and eat your mucus because you are bored. XD

I wish to get Epic Tier 6 Armour on WoW (World of Wacraft).

You do, but are ridiculed as an extreme nerd.


Well, if I do ever find out the question to the universe, it will disappear and be replaced with something bizarre. Yes, this has happened before.

And yet you have no wish? :p

And don't forget robot! I am not a computer nerd…I am a computer freak with The Hawaii Chair! Woo! lol

EDIT: Forgot my wish! lawl

I wish for a pat on the back.

You get it, but it throws your heart out. You narrowly miss a heart attack. Pass go. Do not collect $200.


I wish I knew what to wish for and that this wish had never ben wished for before. Or a bigger penis.

your pwnis gets so big every time you get an erection the amount of blood flowing into it makes you faint

i wish to not be bored

hmm imagine gettin liad onm the hawai chair rofl

ERROR! UNCUREABLE! SHUTTING DOWN………………………………………

I wish for a very good laptop that cannot by stolen, blown up, burned, get worms, get viruses, get malware, and get spyware.

It has windows installed on it…
I wish for a cookie

it implodes

i wish to be less awesome but not to unawsome

You become less awesome by spamming and then you get banned from the internet…

I wish my army get 50 fishign by the end of the day…

they get 50 fishing xp

i wish for everyone to know im making a super cool ess miner =]

Everyone knows, But right after wizzup? makes an even better one :P

I wish that i finally learn how to script in SRL

But as soon as you learn SRL falls apart rendering it useless.

I wish for waddo to stop posting so much, to have proper english, and to get Firefox.

erm i have and use firefox (but am on my mams comp as my laptop charger is broke and im waiting for new one to be delivered)

the proper english thing you got no chance im from a small town called barrow our accent is barrovian and its basically lazy lol we just use lots of slang very few people use proper english here i can if i want but i hav to think about it this all just comes naturally

i wish for my new laptop charger to come =[

It comes but then it starts a fire and burns down your house. :p

*/Off-Topic\* Could you at least use Capitalization?

I wish for 2 wishes.

*/Off-Topic\* I'll try to write in proper english, but you will see places where my concentration has lapsed. =]

From: smithsps
It comes but then it starts a fire and burns down your house. :p

*/Off-Topic\* Could you at least use Capitalization?

I wish for 2 wishes.

You get your wishes, only to find a hobo run of and use them on beer.

I wish I knew how to use Imaginary numbers in a useful way.

You finally figure out how to use imaginary numbers in a useful way, but then you forget all the numbers you imagined, and if you remember them, the day before the become real numbers.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.

EDIT: lmao, post below mine, I didn't know how someone would mess with this wish.

You don't make one, apart from the wish you just made. DOES…NOT…COMPUTE!!! Boom! You just blew SRL up…nice one dumbass.

I wish for school to end.

school ends for you because you died because you didn't sleep or eat for so long because you had to studie for finals….

I wish my two pinguins and three chipmunks would accept me and share their food with me….. xD

You contact a rare disease called the chipmunks disease. It spreads across the globe killing everyone expect for you. You then commit suicide.

I wish to gain rep!

i went to gve you rep in my sleep but accident;y clicked the report button and filled out the form cos i was asleep

i wish to do well in my exams

You do well on the exams, But then everyone will think your a geek because of it and you will get beat up all day long.

I wish i get a nividea 8800 GTX

You get it but, your then computer catches fire destroying it.

I wish to to to…. um… to get some new Family Guy episodes

You get them, but find out that they are the crappiest episodes ever, and never watch Family Guy EVER again.

I wish this thread would go on forever.

It lasts for 2 years and this exact date SRL gets a DOS Attack (is that right?) from Jagex.

I wish to have the BEST NEW Family Guy episodes

I steal them and are going to watch them later (I actually am going to watch some later lol :p ^_^)

I wish you would stop wishing for something to do with Family Guy.

Wish Granted (Ill just wish at next page)

I wish not not to wish for new paintball gear.

From: smithsps
Wish Granted (Ill just wish at next page)

I wish not not to wish for new paintball gear.

You get new paintball gear, but it's cheap and terrible. You end up dying from internal bleeding when you play next time.

I wish I was doing something productive.

You start doing something productive, building a Nuclear Bomb. The FBI, CIA, and NSA come busting trough your door and you spend the rest of your life in a off world prison.

I wish for a new working 360.

i wish i had more wishes.

You get more wishes but for those wishes you wish for more wishes and for those wishes you wish for more wishes and for those wishes you wish for more wishes and for those wishes you wish for more wishes and for those wishes you wish for more wishes and….
And that contines forever.

I wish iJake would actually play the game right.

From: iJake
i wish i had more wishes.

-.-

Ijake starts playing right but then he so good at it you quit.

I wish i was a SRL member.

You become one but, SRL is hacked and then your account password is changed, your house burned down and then your ip gets the BAN-HAMMER!

I wish i had the work ethic to work on my homework.

You do it, and right before you finish you become bored again. You manage to finish, but then your dog eats it O_o

I wish I had some (non-poisonous, normal, swiss) cheese right about now…

You get your cheese and are so happy that u lose it and go insane and kill urslef :/…sry…

I wish i had mad hacking skillz

You have mad hacking skillz and you hack the government and then they sentence you to prison for 700 years.

I wish i had Iron Man in good quality.

You find iron man with good quality with around 1500 trajans and two rick rolls attached to it. Your computer blows up.

I wish I would take the 30 minutes to finish my script.

You finish it, but then your ub3rly old computer crashes from being on for so long (30 minutes).

I wish that I was locked in a dark, dark, soundproof, bomb-proof, bullet proof, everything-proof (humongous) room, with a computer (loaded with XP, 50GB RAM, 500TB HDD, an HDD that could write 2GB a second, and an internet download speed of 90GB/sec), a TV (with international cable O_o), a library (with all the books in the world), every game system in the world, a supply of food that magically never ran out, a supply of refreshments that never ran out, a phone (that had free calling to every place in the world), and finally….flourescent lightbulbs (and lamps…duh) xD Oh, and wall sockets too (that work). And one more thing - if anything ever explodes, falls/breaks, dies, or stops working, a mystical genie appears to grant me any 10 wishes (which I can use even if I am dead, therefore I can be reborn).

That's it ;)

impoibilities happen etc your in a dark dark room with many fluoresent lightbulbs

which is equivalent to devideing by zero

therefore you divide by 0 inside the shelter

wich blows up forever and ever and when the genie appeaers he will get blown up

i wish for a slave
who could fix all my scripting problems in 1.3 seconds

Government comes in and takes your slave away and gives you a paper stating.

SLAVERY IS ILLEGAL:mad:

I wish I didn't get headaches

Your head gets healed by a genie who overdoes it and your head grows into a giant mushroom.

I wish I get in Srl Membership.

[offtopic] why does everyone wish for srl members aint

As I said before…

You become one but, SRL is hacked and then your account password is changed, your house burned down and then your ip gets the BAN-HAMMER!

I wish I wasn't sick.

u are magicaly healed but then erveryine elkse becomes sick and dies so ur the last one on earth oh and there are zombies

i wish i were

in being taken away by the cops so you had a excuse for not finishing?

I wish that I had more real money.

you do but someone steals it and your parents die, just like in batman

I wish my foreign exchange student was gone

He leaves but then 20 gay versions of him come.

I wish for for for….. ummm… yeah…….. FREE MUSIC untraceable so I will never be caught!

it brain washes you
i wish for someone to not relise what i wished for

I wish y'all would shut up :)

Wish granted, but only for twenty minutes.

I wish I had more chars, so I could actually use all of my processor power.

Smithsps says: WTF! and and sends a virus a that divides by zero to your computer making your disappear into a black hole which then devours the entire earth.

I wish that my friends wouldn't try to such JACK-ASSES!!!!!!! (Sry for language)

Your wish comes ture but your friends just speak in the english that you were trying to talk in just now. You die because of this. Do not ask me why, or you will die again.

I wish I got a good request for a script.

you get a good request..
but it is impossible to make:cool:

i wish… i had vacation.. (sick of school xD)

You get your vacation…TO HELL!

I wish for my WoW Private Server to start working properly again.

It works, but blizzard gets pissed and arrests you.

I wish I could finally figure out how to make a phasmatyas smither.

you make a phasmatyas smither but jagex totally revamps and rearnges the area and it's worthless and has to be re-writtin.

i wish timers private server had more uptime

It does, but someone pulls a russian reversal.

"In Communist Russia, Timer's private server wish more uptime YOU!"

From: R0b0t1
It works, but blizzard gets pissed and arrests you.

I wish I could finally figure out how to make a phasmatyas smither.

Woot! Arrested by Blizzard Staff! *starts to shake their hands*

What the hell is a phasmatyas smither? lol

From: R0b0t1
It does, but someone pulls a russian reversal.

"In Communist Russia, Timer's private server wish more uptime YOU!"

Huh?

You didn't make a wish! :o I shall make one for you!

I wish to win every Tennis match I play in, and get at least 3 aces every match. ^_^

You become amazing and tennis but you break your anke and people see that your a robot on steroids. I wish i had a 100000 TB FlashDrive

You get one only to discover it is full of man on man porn (unless you like that, in which case it has a collection of movies from 2men1horse) that can't be removed and then every one of your relatives find it and disown you and then send an assortment of hitmen to kill you with a spork!

I wish I had a waffle to beat up an old person.

You get your waffle. It tastes like sperm, so the old people like it.

I wish I could insult Finnish people without getting owned McGyver style with a spork, noodle, and bottle of 1870's rum.

They send about 500 hitman, plus a couple satellites with nukes pin-pointed at your head.

I wish I could be a SRL member without making a runescape script.

You fail.

I wish I wish I wished I couldn't fail.

You succeed with mixed results.

I wish to have a awesome sig.

You get the single most awesomest (yes, awesomest - it's a word cuz I say so) siggy ever! Too bad for you it is 1 pixel over SRL Forum rules and you get IP banned permanently. Then for kicks we turn you in to Jagex and you get perm banned there too.

I really wish that I had a taco…

A mxican dude brings you a taco!
….but its burnt :(

I wish my downloads were FASTER

Bad Idea…. Your wish is granted and then a Trojan gets on your computer and is able to get on your computer and downloads, 1000 viruses/ sec, the Trojan then gets deep enough in your hard drive to stop you from doing anything. (SO NO REFORMATTING)

I wish in Runescape I found a bug were I couldn't be banned.

you find the bug but then Jagex modifies it 2 seconds later

I wish I had superpowers…

As sadly enough your only weakness is Kryptonite. BUT! Your planet is made out of it.

I wish I could work part time for Jagex (you know on the inside….)

I wish I could work part time for Jagex (you know on the inside….)

You manage to work at Jagex, but they throw truckloads of work at you and you are condemned to a eternity of answering stuped client's questions.

I wish the Russian Reversal ceased to apply.

In Soviet Russia, Ceased to apply is YOU!

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes YOU!!

:p In Soviet Russia, party finds YOU!!!

I wish I could quit from Jagex work force. (For more information read my last post)

You do, but (Like = False).

I wish I knew the question to the universe.

You figure out the question but then realize that it took up so much space in your brain, you can no longer eat, speak, or do anything and become a vegetable (not the food kind - the brain dead kind).

I wish that I would win the lottery for ONE BILLION DOLLARS (or canadian pennies, or pesos, or whatever it is where you live… :D)

You win it in Zimbabwean cents (check out the exchange rate) and become Canadian for no apparent reason.

I wish I had the ability to control kittens with my mind.

Dogs attack back in force

I wish to I cold divide everything by PI.

You gain this strange power but unfortunately it takes you 5000 years to do it just one time and you cannot stop once you start.

I wish I knew the exchange rate for Zimbabwean cents

Google owns you by its discreet method of Back-searching, the new super weapon.

I wish I had a wiener mobile. and that PVC and CPVC and ABS cement didn't take so much fucking time to cure.

Your wiener mobile turns out to be one of those crappy walmart brands

I wish Hannah montana would stop making songs

She does but she date rapes you.

I still wish PVC cement wouldn't take 24 hours to harden.

They develop a new type of cement that can dry instantly. Unfortunately as you are setting it or pouring it or whatever you fall in (if its not that big then you slip and stick your face in it) and you have to walk around with cement hanging off of you for the next 80 years till they develop the technology to get it off.

I wish that Shia LaBeouf (WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS THAT!!) would stop getting in movies and making them suck.

Edit: By the way that is the boy in Indiana Jones and Transformers…

From: DaimosDenamos
You manage to work at Jagex, but they throw truckloads of work at you and you are condemned to a eternity of answering stuped client's questions.

I wish the Russian Reversal ceased to apply.

What the hell is a Russian Reversal? lol

From: smithsps
In Soviet Russia, Ceased to apply is YOU!


:p In Soviet Russia, party finds YOU!!!

I wish I could quit from Jagex work force. (For more information read my last post)

See above. ^^

From: R0b0t1
She does but she date rapes you.

I still wish PVC cement wouldn't take 24 hours to harden.

I wouldn't mind her doing that to me :p

From: Dusk412
They develop a new type of cement that can dry instantly. Unfortunately as you are setting it or pouring it or whatever you fall in (if its not that big then you slip and stick your face in it) and you have to walk around with cement hanging off of you for the next 80 years till they develop the technology to get it off.

I wish that Shia LaBeouf (WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS THAT!!) would stop getting in movies and making them suck.

Edit: By the way that is the boy in Indiana Jones and Transformers…

He stops getting in movies…and starts getting in your bed at your house!

I wish that all my assignments were done.

"In Soviet Russia, all my assignments are done wish YOU!"


My Wish:

"In Soviet Russia, my wish wish ME!"

From: R0b0t1
"In Soviet Russia, all my assignments are done wish YOU!"


My Wish:

"In Soviet Russia, my wish wish ME!"

God this is the type of crap that makes this hard to go on. Make a real wish so someone can frickin corrupt your lifes dreams okay. Your wish does wish you but then you just f***in explode.

I wish that nobody would ever do a Russian Reversal ever again.

From: Dusk412
God this is the type of crap that makes this hard to go on. Make a real wish so someone can frickin corrupt your lifes dreams okay. Your wish does wish you but then you just f***in explode.

I wish that nobody would ever do a Russian Reversal ever again.

Lol…isn't it just nice to flame for once? :p

"In communist Russia, Russian Reversal wishes nobody would ever do YOU!"

Lol, is that right? Is that how you do them? Lmao

I wish for an Apple. (Not really. I just cannot think of anything to wish about. lol)

"In Soviet Russia, apple wish YOU!"
Then it explodes.

"Soviet Russia wish YOU!"

so…..im wished?
I wish that my sisters would give back my Ps2

They do give it back…. by bashing it over your head. :D

I wish that I had some candy lol.

In Soviet Russia, Candy Wish YOU!!

Lol.

You get some candy but break all of your teeth while eating it all. And you can't get dentures!!! *scary music* (da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)

I wish that a Russian Reversal would reverse my wish that I wish for myself!

u get your wish but forget that its opposite day so your wish goes wrong any way.

I wish i could marry Molly Ringwald (the girl from the breakfast club)

you DO!!! but she's old now and uses her boobs as a belt

i wish for world peace

Well you get your wish, and there is peace and everybody is happy. But then you get bored and start World War III and screw everything up. So then everone who isn't busy fighting is out to kill you and even some of the people that are fighting. Good luck…. You will need it….

I wish that I had all the songs that I want on my computer so that I don't have to waste time downloading them.

you get it……But your computer has no space left and dosent turn on

i wish i was a mod….

You become a mod, but on a forum without any people.

I wish my main was unbanned :)

your main is unbanned..
but they blocked your ip and computer:p
too bad markus xD

i wish… i wish..
i could help solving the morbaut random.. (scripting)

you do get to help and you solve it by macroing….But jagex takes away the school random

i wish there were people on my site : grr:

Wish granted, but your cpu explodes because you pushed it too far.

I wish I could travel 6 years back in time.

You travel 6 years back, but the travel turned you into a rapper

I wish that i didn't have 1 trillion dollars.

[Offtopic]I'm back, guys.[/offtopic]

You get a billion dollars. Everyone mobs you and you die.
I wish for the search to start working again.

The search does start working. But for some reason no matter what you type, it acts as if you wanted naked pictures of Burly Biker Men. *shudder*

I wish that I had another popsicle (mines gone now :(… I ate it….).

Your popsicle turns out to just be 500 years old. Some weird genie licked it before he disappeared. Now as you have ate it, you just somehow gained leukoplakia.

I wish for 99 red balloons =).

you get your balloons, but they think you are seeing someone else, so they file for a divorce.

I wish I was a pirate

You are a pirate, but it turns out you are a butt pirate.
*You had to see that coming… :D*

I wish I had a fruit smoothie!!

You find BLOOD in the smoothie!!! You vomit and die.

I wish for an all-powerful death ray!

You find it, unfortunately when you fire it, it targets you…. and since its a death ray… well… yea…..

I wish I was chuck norris

You can't handle being Chuck. Although, because you're Chuck you can't fail. So…
Someone challenges you to a failing contest to the death. They fail, therefore you die!

I wish I could make SCAR scripts appear out of mid air…

you can but because of this unexplained physics, the universe explodes…

I wish you got that "thing" out of your sig so my computer thinks it's safe again…

@Freddy, why would you want to go back in time 6 years?

OK, I remove the sign from my sig but get an even bigger, scarier one that knows your favorite color!!!

I wish my computer had a 100 yottabyte HDD, 10 yottabytes of RAM, a 10 yottabyte Graphics Card and a 1 yottabyte/sec wireless internet connection that worked ANYWHERE! Oooh! And a nuclear micro-fission reactor for UNLIMITED POWER!!! MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!:stirthepot: :stirthepot: :stirthepot:

[offtopic]@Orbital, What message did you get at the bottom of the sign? lol [/offtopic]

@phantom: mine says "I will track you down and kill you!"

You get all the stuff you wanted, unfortunately your computer is so frickin good. It realizes that it is way cooler than you and then eats you. Oh and the reactor somehow gives you cancer….

I wish I had a signature that knew everyone's favorite color AND favorite candy!!!

you get the sig but then blows up when it comes across someone who hates candy and has no favourite colour

I wish I could fly…

you do fly and hit some power lines

i wish freddy posted again

He does post, but it's about his deep hatred of you and he decides that he wants to make it impossible for your computer to use scar

I wish… that … you … got…that … thing… i … sent…. you.

Did you get that THING i sent you?

The person got that thing you sent… but didn't look at it!

I wish I could fly.

@bourdou!: way to copy orbit's wish two posts ago…

You encounter the same fate, you hit a power line.

I wish that I didn't have to get my wisdom teeth pulled, or any teeth for that matter…

you don't but it hurts more keeping them in…

I wish bourdou never posts on this thread again…

He dosent….After you get i.p banned for posting pictures of t3h @n1maL Pr0nz

i wish people joined my site

to many people join and then site explodes…

I wish i had a better computer than the one I have now… and it doesn't blow up ;)

You get your computer..
But it crashes in 1 second, no way to get it back up:D

I wish…
I had my script done (port sarim willow cutter:p), even tough it is almost done, lol
I can't think of a better wish atm:(

it's done but you release it on sythe… and I thought I said "better"… how is crashing in 1 sec better?

I wish I didn't have my history exam tomorrow

You don't do the exam. You fail History and are executed.

I wish I had a never-ending packet of Pascall Jubes.
(Or Jelly Beans, they're good too) (Or BOTH!!!)

I've never heard of Pascall Jubes so you don't get any. You do get a never ending supply of Jelly Beans though. Unfortunately they are all crappy flavors (like literally crap-flavored or other bodily functions) and they also will only spawn in your left pocket but they do it continually - 10 per second. Oh, and if you have no left pocket, they spawn in your boxers/whitey tighteys/pants (If you go commando lol). If you are naked they just rain on you lol.

I wish that my script was flawless (so I can apply for member :D).

Your script was flawless, the Best ever created. But, as you are uploading the file to SRL, SRL is under maintenance, and your little dog took a leak on your computer, so now it's busted, and the file is lost in the moisture.


I wish for a pickle =).

you get one but it's poisoned

I wish it wasn't raining…

It isn't raining, it's just a couple of mischievous monkeys doing what they do best ;)

I wish for the perfect pickle, totally great tasting, eatable, doesn't rot, freshly picked, not modified in anyway, and picked from my own natural garden (i dont even have one! XD).

You get the pickle but I eat it…

I wish I had duck feet.

You do get duck feet, but the only condition is that the only thing you may do with them is put out forest fires.

I wish that I got to eat that perfect pickle from above ^^.

You get the pickle by reaching down my throat into my stomach… it's all mashed up now…

I wish all anime artists died…

They do, but then their zombies take over the world.

I wish I could have a sandwich.

@dusk412: I actually made that wish a couple months ago…

You get a sandwich, but it's a zombie sandwich. So, instead, IT EATS YOU!!!

I wish I had a million dollars (unoriginal, I know, but I couldn't think of anything).

After you get your money you get cracked in the back by a bunch of Crips who tie your body to the nearest tree and take turns not making sense (like most black people) and showing you their penises and asking your semi-conscious self who has the biggest penis. BTW they have guns :O.

I wish I had the hottest girl ever (Like this is any more original than yours Dusk :p)

The hottest girl ever becomes yours, but you realise she has a pen**

I wish… I wish… that I wish!


*Hah! Try ruining that~*

From: leelokhin
The hottest girl ever becomes yours, but you realise she has a pen**

I wish… I wish… that I wish!


*Hah! Try ruining that~*

You wished that you wished that you could wish, but you wish was wished away by another wish.

I wish I could be leet at hacking.

You become leet at hacking but then your computer disappears into thin air and you can no longer hack.

I wish I wasn't sick…

You aren't sick, you are dead… :(.

I wish for a super duper graphics card.

The graphics card puts on a cape and flies away, with S tattooed on every last wire.

I wish everything was on fire. Ha. Corrupt that.

Everything caught on fire but your forgot that your best friend(TIMMY!!), still had his one wish left from rescuing the magical fairytale creatures and he wishes that all of the fires were out and the place restored to its orignal setting before the fire. CORRUPTIFIED!!

I wish there were no more wishes that could be made on this thread.

Sure, I'm reporting it so no one can wish.

From: R0b0t1
Sure, I'm reporting it so no one can wish.

Unfortunately, we can still fish fishes, and that those fishes do become fishes.

I wish that this wish is not corrupted.

Your wish is corrupted because your wish corrupted, thus rendering your wish to become corrupted because your wish which wished for it to not corrupt corrupted, so it is corrupted.

My wish is that nobody understands the above paragraph.

No-one understands that paragraph because it is illogical and makes no sense. Therefore it is understandable that you are illogical and all your actions (including that paragraph) are logically understandable through being explained by your illogicality. Understand?

I wish that I understood what I just wrote…

You do understand what you just wrote, unfortunately it includes an algorithm based on the meaning of life so, obviously, your brain explodes.

I wish that we could start making normal wishes again, not these crazy ones…

From: Dusk412
You do understand what you just wrote, unfortunately it includes an algorithm based on the meaning of life so, obviously, your brain explodes.

I wish that we could start making normal wishes again, not these crazy ones…

Ahhh, It's been a while since I've gotten to crush someones hopes.

You start to make normal wishes, then begin to regret that you've conformed and become just like everyone else. Sadly there is no way back.

I wish I could make a choice about [Something that does not get posted on a public forum]

You make a choice only to find out it ends up in the death of your beloved family dog called Jude when he got attacked by a rabid squirrel called Steve as he fleed from the mischievous mouse Alexandra as she got eaten by a tabby cat called Bob.

I wish I could sing a rainbow!

From: mixster
You make a choice only to find out it ends up in the death of your beloved family dog called Jude when he got attacked by a rabid squirrel called Steve as he fleed from the mischievous mouse Alexandra as she got eaten by a tabby cat called Bob.

I wish I could sing a rainbow!

You can sing a rainbow but trying to figure out how that works makes your head explode.

I wish I wasn't going to use that excuse for not choosing something. (Because I swear to god I am.)

From: richk1693
You can sing a rainbow but trying to figure out how that works makes your head explode.

I wish I wasn't going to use that excuse for not choosing something. (Because I swear to god I am.)

God smites you for swearing.

I wish that the person after me doesn't get a wish.

The person after you does not get a wish, but the person after me wishes for me to have a wish, thus rendering your wish useless.

I wish for runescape to revert back to classic.

From: Lee Lok Hin
The person after you does not get a wish, but the person after me wishes for me to have a wish, thus rendering your wish useless.

I wish for runescape to revert back to classic.

Runescape reverts back to Tetris.

I wish Lee Lok Hin gets a wish. Now lets see the corruption unfold… HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Lee Lok Hin gets a wish, but it's a stupid one. Really pointless.

I wish that Obama wins.

Obama wins but then his old terrorist friends bomb the white house.
I wish I had a sweater

From: Cut em2 it
Obama wins but then his old terrorist friends bomb the white house.
I wish I had a sweater

Wish Granted! You manage to receive a sweater but you find out it is poisoned and you're about to die!

I wish Jagex didn't update Runescape to the 3k trade limit!

Granted. But i hack your account.

I wish i was a girl so i could look at myself in the mirror all day long…..*sigh* a man can dream though

From: strikerx25
Granted. But i hack your account.

I wish i was a girl so i could look at myself in the mirror all day long…..*sigh* a man can dream though

Wish Granted! But you only manage to get a hormone change.

I wish i was a master at all computer programming languages! (That'll be a hard one :p)

You do… but someone writes a new one which EVERYONE understands except you! BTW, That language goes on to become the only programming language ever used.

I wish for üb3r 1337 h4x0r ski11z!

You get üb3r 1337 h4x0r ski11z, but then you can only write, and speak, in 1337 5p34k. You know how long it takes to say numbers instead of words as you talk. You would have to spell everything out and it would suck. So HA!

I wish that I could see a firework that says something really long like "bunny muffins" when I watch tonite. (I had to think fast, sorry)

You get to see the message, but ash falls from the sky and burns all the features of your face. You become deformed and Ugly as S^&T !!!! HA

I wish for a condom

From: Firebrand
You get to see the message, but ash falls from the sky and burns all the features of your face. You become deformed and Ugly as S^&T !!!! HA

I wish for a condom

Wish granted! But it's already been used by 20 men.

I wish for $1000.

You get $1000 but gamble it all away.

I wish for a Lamborghini.

From: Lacky
You get $1000 but gamble it all away.

I wish for a Lamborghini.

Wish Granted! But that Lamborghini has just been bombed down by terrorists :p

P.S: Damn, i actually meant $100000000, not $1000 :p

I wish i ruled thise universe and nobody could stop me right now.

Wish granted, but everyone knows there is one person who can beat all others. ChUCk NoRRIS PwwnED U !!!!!

I wish for a Hot Babe :D

Wish granted but, instead of looks hot, she is on fire!

I wish I had a frog.

In Soviet Russia, frog gets YOU!!!


I wish for 1lb of red phosphorus and some iodine…

Unfortunately you get 1000 tons of red phosphorus and it turns into white phosphorus on a very hot day…
I suggest you start running!

I wish that one of my bedroom walls was a massive lava lamp with live sharks, jellyfish and squid swimming around in it!

You die from a heart attack.

I want pizza.

The pizza has anchovies.

I wish for an all-powerful supertron.

Wish Granted. But it kills you. (WTH is it anyway? :p)

I wish that I had the fastest internet in the world.

From: Lacky
Wish Granted. But it kills you. (WTH is it anyway? :p)

I wish that I had the fastest internet in the world.

Wish Granted! But you only get 1 byte of Bandwidth and no more.

I wish my forums are popular and it cannot go away.

Wish granted. Your forums become so popular that it becomes overpopulated with leechers and 10 year olds. I wish for a bag of weed :\

From: kemico2
Wish granted. Your forums become so popular that it becomes overpopulated with leechers and 10 year olds.

At least it's popular ;)

From: kemico2
Wish granted. Your forums become so popular that it becomes overpopulated with leechers and 10 year olds. I wish for a bag of weed :\

Wish Granted! But the weed is heavily dosed with Rat Piss.

I wish i went and killed every JaGex member, hacked into their computers and changed RuneScape to: No 3k Trade Limit, PK Return, Unlimited Free membership for ALL Players, and the old interface with no Sailing or Summoning skill ;) :p

You do that but RS becomes so popular that all the servers crash :(.

I wish for a visa card with unlimited money on it.

[QUOTE=Dan's The Man;426571]Wish Granted! But the weed is heavily dosed with Rat Piss.[/QUOTE]

Damn that's nasty…

[QUOTE=Dan's The Man;426571]I wish i went and killed every JaGex member, hacked into their computers and changed RuneScape to: No 3k Trade Limit, PK Return, Unlimited Free membership for ALL Players, and the old interface with no Sailing or Summoning skill ;) :p[/QUOTE]

There's a sailing skill now? Since when?

From: PhantomCode
You do that but RS becomes so popular that all the servers crash :(.

I wish for a visa card with unlimited money on it.

You get a visa card, but when you use it, it gets stuck in the machine and is unable to be gotten out.



I wish someone really would: :google:

They try to but google is evil and takes all t3h m0n3iz

I wish that my guide on sythe wasn't so bad….

It becomes so great that everyone comes back…especially leechers.

I wish that I was a few years older. (2-3)

You get a few years older… IN A FEW YEARS!

I wish I had a wall made out of live animals (especially turtles).

From: PhantomCode
You get a few years older… IN A FEW YEARS!

I wish I had a wall made out of live animals (especially turtles).

Wish Granted! But due to your face all the animals die :p

I wish that 100 hot females (not transexuals) are in my room right now waiting to be f**cked. :p

They are waiting to be fucked by none other than Chuck Norris! When Chuck Norris finds out that you were trying to muscle in on his territory he roundhouse kicks you to a distant planet where breasts don't exist!

I wish for roundhouse-kicking powers almost as good as those belonging to Chuck Norris.

From: PhantomCode
They are waiting to be fucked by none other than Chuck Norris! When Chuck Norris finds out that you were trying to muscle in on his territory he roundhouse kicks you to a distant planet where breasts don't exist!

I wish for roundhouse-kicking powers almost as good as those belonging to Chuck Norris.

Wish Granted! But you have no legs :p

Isn't Chuck Norris dead? :p

I wish that PhantomCode was dead and there was no way he could come back and he has no descendants to continue his no life path. :p

Ok, I'm dead… But i can still do this! Hahaha!

I wish I was the very definition on 1337.
(\/\/3||, 1 6u35 1 4m 4|r34dy qu173 |337…)

From: PhantomCode
You get a few years older… IN A FEW YEARS!

I wish I had a wall made out of live animals (especially turtles).

How is that corrupting my wish? :p

From: PhantomCode
Ok, I'm dead… But i can still do this! Hahaha!

I wish I was the very definition on 1337.
(\/\/3||, 1 6u35 1 4m 4|r34dy qu173 |337…)

That zombie looks cool lmao XD.

You become the very definition of 1337. A number.

I wish they would hurry up and fix this bug…

They fix this bug, but accidentally make so many duplicates that beetles, butterflies and bees with the occasional ant smashes your window and swarms around your room stinging you, and going up your *censored*.


I wish srl #18 is out NAW~!

It is out. But they decided that everyone but you should get it! mwahahaha.

I wish I get program awesomely in C# and Delphi cuz I SO can't.

From: Dusk412
It is out. But they decided that everyone but you should get it! mwahahaha.

I wish I get program awesomely in C# and Delphi cuz I SO can't.

Wish Granted! But you die! :p

Ima stop posting in this psot count upp'ing thread since it's a waste of time.

I wish that once i reach age 25, i'll stay that age forever without dieing.

Wish granted, but you have to work hard every day, like a man who's 25.

I wish Jad was a level 0.702 :p

Wish granted, but you are a level 0.0702!

I wish for a bucket of urine.

Wish granted. You get a bucket of urine. Really there is no need for a downside but if you really want it, you are then forced to drink it.

I wish that I could save up to 20% on digital cameras with free shipping on orders $24 and up and Circuit City. (Sorry I had nothing and I saw a sponsored link).

From: Lee Lok Hin
They fix this bug, but accidentally make so many duplicates that beetles, butterflies and bees with the occasional ant smashes your window and swarms around your room stinging you, and going up your *censored*.


I wish srl #18 is out NAW~!

Well, at least the bug will be fixed then. :p

From: Dusk412
Wish granted. You get a bucket of urine. Really there is no need for a downside but if you really want it, you are then forced to drink it.

I wish that I could save up to 20% on digital cameras with free shipping on orders $24 and up and Circuit City. (Sorry I had nothing and I saw a sponsored link).

Rofl urine…XD :p

You save up to 20%, but it turns out to be a scam. You just lost your money fool! :duh:

I wish that I could wake up earlier, and not be tired.

You wake up earlier, but discover in the early hours of morning terrifying terrors terrorize you.

I wish i could sleep with a diseaseless, problem-free, Megan Fox :)

Granted. But all you do is sleep

I wish for more dvd disc

Granted, but all the dvds are videos of up your grandmothers nose.

i wish that everything bad in the world happened to me

umm……..Granted?

I wish for more animal Pronz

Granted but then, your mom sees it and deletes it on the spot :D

I wish I had an uncorruptable wish

You get it, but the guy after me corrupts this wish, so in that, your wish gets corrupted too.

I wish the guy after me corrupts my wish.

Your wish is corrupted when Michael Jackson anally rapes your favorite teddy bear.

I wish that George Bush would die, right now.

(Totally uncorruptable.. best wish here ^^)

He does die, but you tried to save him, so all the people in the world hate you. Way. To. Go.

I wish that I had some tylenol that actually worked, this headache sucks…

It works, but you overdose and die.

I wish for a hot, female stripper.

Granted…You get a girl, on fire that likes to strip for everyone….apart from you

i wish i could finally master Pulse of the maggots bass tab

You master it, and the maggots come to life and eat you.

I wish that people would grow up and get a life and stop complaining about shit.

they do, but only because they all die.

i wish for infinity

You get infinity old grandma strippers!

I wish image uploading would be faster, and that I could upload over 5mb pictures.

It gets so fast that it sucks every picture out of your hard drive and shows your most embarrassing photos to the whole world!

I wish for one of those cooler hats with the cans on the sides :)

You get one, but the can is filled with putrid piss.

I wish for the next guy after me to not corrupt my wish and grant a non-corruptible wish to me.

OK, I don't corrupt your wish, but the person after me does.

I wish that those embarrassing photos weren't shown to the whole world, or anyone else at all, ever.

Wish granted, but every computer you ever get or use explodes so you never get to experience the awesome image uploading speed.

I also apparently corrupt Lee Lok Hin's wish mwahhaha, no non-corruptible wish for you!

I wish that Dark Knight is going to be a good movie because I am seeing the midnight showing and I don't want it to suck :D.

Oh, the movie is good alright (but the link in my sig is better), but you have a small accident and can't arrive at the showing. The next day you hear your buddies talking about how unbelievably awesome it was, and you are a complete outsider… Shit happens… :p

I wish more people would look at my tut (did I meantion the link is in the sig)…

-Pure1993

PS: There is a link to my tut in my sig….

PPS: SOrry for the annoying advertisment… :D

So many people look at your tut that it gets leaked and it gets fixed up by Jagex and the IP Ban you.

I wish for a faster internet speed. (Downloading, Uploading etc.)

From: PhantomCode
It gets so fast that it downloads the entire internet using Ctrl+X instead of Ctrl+C and the internet dies!

I wish for the ability to shrug off my noobiness like an unwanted coat :)

You realise your "Coat shrugging skills" are so bad that even a old flimsy coat made of polystyrene won't be shrugged off by you. Thus the newb coat remains

I wish for Timers server to work.

It works but is better then Runescape and so it becomes runescape and Timer turns into jagex and everyone calls him a fag…

I wish for VLC media player to break and destroy the whole world

It does and you die… great wish, i didn't even have to corrupt it ;)

I wish for the ability to not get bored of stuff if i don't want to.

You get so hyper active that you blow up!

I wish my mum would go away.

She does…and comes to me……

I wish for $10098504830804860…..and 99 cents

Well, at least she is gone. Hooray!

You get $10098504830804860.99 in Yen form!

(Well, you are still rich, you bastard. =P)

I wish that I could be home schooled.

Granted but your home blows up

I wish for a pig

i grant your wish but the pig got eaten by a maniac

i wish for pencil

You get a pencil that shoots out a dart and kills you. Johnny English FTW!

I wish that I was not a cheap-arse and bought a WoW Game Card. Private Servers FTW! XD

you get a free WoW game card, and your computer's video card frys.

i wish to know when the world ends .

You know when the world's end, only to be struck by lightning that fries your brain and turns your brain to near mush leaving you muttering the complete works of Roald Dahl.

I wish I could get eaten by a shark for a slow painful death.

Er…wish granted?

I wish the Japanese people staying with us for the week would stay with us for at least another month.

From: Lacky
Er…wish granted?

I wish the Japanese people staying with us for the week would stay with us for at least another month.

Wish granted, but the Japanese people plot revenge for WWII and kill your whole family. I wish i had a sweet bong.

You get one, but your house is searched, found with a nuclear detonator in the Bong. you try to escape, but carried the bong with you and got vaporized.

I wish for a wish that cannot be wished to be corrupted.

Granted, but you never get to use it.

I wish for a new stereo.

You get one off the black market and the cops find out and arrest your arse.

I wish that the person I like would go out with me. :p

granted, but the person you like dumps you on the first part of the first date.

I wish for alienware laptop that is given to me for free.

Granted but I steal it. (I want one as well :p)

I wish for a wish.

Granted, but you can't remember what it is.

I wish i could script scar.

You stop leeching and read some tutorials

I wish people would join blackscape.forumer.org

People join but it gets hacked and your ISP bans you from accessing the internet from any terminal…EVER AGAIN! Mwuahahahahaha

I wish that my birthday would not end. (My birthday is in 7 days…WOOHOO!)

It never ends but your parents said "No present this year we will give you everything you want next birthday".


I wish for a donkey

Heh…they probably would do something like that. I never get what I want/ask for anyway. That goes for all holidays. :p

You get a donkey named Jack. Jack the Donkey helps you, so you decide to help Jack the Donkey.

I wish that all my family, excluding my relatives (other than my mum, dad and brother), myself and my cat, would die.

Granted, but they come haunt you.

I wish for another gb of ram for my laptop, that works, is given to me free, and can't be stolen.

Meh…I can live with the haunting. XD

You get it, but your computer gets hacked and then breaks beyond repair and it is crushed underneath a truck. Ironically, it's the computer fix-it guys truck. :p

I wish people would STFU and stop bad mouthing me.

Granted, But people simply gave you a nickname you dont know. They are still badmouthing you, you just don't know

I wish i look like this guy :google:

Granted, but all you can ever say is "google it noob"

I wish for C&C-3

You get the game, but it turns out the game costs 30$/2weeks to play it…offline.

I wish I didnt post here :<

Your post gets deleted and you get banned for spamming. GG.

I wish I could download…stuff faster.

granted, but everthing you download is always an incomplete file.

I wish for adobe cs3 master collection.

You get it just as they release CS4, and find out that you got a fake, crappy version.

I wish I wasn't hurting from camp.

You stop hurting from camp but then you start hurting from whacking your head against the wall…

I with i got more referals on paymeclicks…

Rofl…I actually did hit my head a few times on camp. :p

You get more referrals, but nothing good comes of it. Only sick, twisted, disgusting, mind blowing, gut wrenching, evil.

I wish I could do whatever I want, when I want.

You can, but end up doing something dumb and killing yourself.

I wish I had posted one earlier and been post number 666.


Edit : I wish the view counter didn't lie to me.

Haha ^_^

The view counter beings to tell the truth, but everything else lies to you and you end up leaving.

I wish that I had better speakers.

you get better speakers but they end up begin an alein from venus and the FBI takes then away and posts a video of them rooting them on youtube…

i wish i wasnt a prostitute.

Rofl, I actually got better speakers two days ago. My wishes are coming true! (partly) :p

You stop becoming a prostitute and never have sex again.

I wish you would spell Australia correctly in your profile for location. P.S.: AUSTRALIA FTW!

He does, but switches to New Zealand for variety.

I wish I could win the Battle of the Bots.

New Zealand is FTL.

You win it, but turn into a bot yourself.

I wish that I was the best Tennis player in the world.

You become the best tennis ball player in the world but then korea's dictator kim-jong-il conquers the world and ban all things fun. Meaning no more tennis hahahaha.

I wish I had a P.S.P.

You can't have a PSP, Korea's dictator Kim-Jong-Il took all the fun things away. XD

I wish I didn't have to make a wish and that someone would have to make a wish for me…NOW MAKE A WISH!

Granted, but the wish sucked

I wish I had a fish

You got your fish, but it turns out that it was stuffed with bombs by the terrorist and the fish was acctually supposed to got on the 9/11 attack.

I wish that, ummm, I has uber saxaphone and scripting skills…
[Offtopic] I play saxaphone![/OffTopic]

You get a saxophone and shove it up your arse. Now it's all brown. You get leet scripting skills, but you get bantard and you can never download the newest version of SCAR, and you eventually get banned.

I wish that our Tennis Fixtures Team would win and get back into the top 4 teams so that we can go into the semi-finals.

They dominate, gain world fame…then get assassinated by a guy who wants to be famous.

I want Americans to be less fat.

All americans are forced to get lipo-suction, but the excess fat is dumped in a nuclear waste dump and turns into a hideous yet misunderstood monster.

I wish i could snap my fingers and have a pancake appear in front of me.

BAM! Pancakes appear and suffocate you.

I wish I was the best at everything that I do.

You own everyone at every single thign that you do…. Then chuck norris gets pissed that poeple dont pay enough attentnio to him anymore, and he comes and kills you with a roundhouse kick.

I wish I could get SRL membership for some bright idea….

you get SRL membership but spam 100 posts after it,you get I.P Permed



I wish that the person after me would die

From: griff721
You own everyone at every single thign that you do…. Then chuck norris gets pissed that poeple dont pay enough attentnio to him anymore, and he comes and kills you with a roundhouse kick.

I wish I could get SRL membership for some bright idea….

Nice corruption. XD

[QUOTE=OLDSCHOOLMACRO'ER;458007]you get SRL membership but spam 100 posts after it,you get I.P Permed



I wish that the person after me would die[/QUOTE]

I don't die, and neither does anyone else (otherwise how would we post?).

I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

that fish comes back as a zombie and eats your brainzz



I wish the apocalypse wouldnt come

It doesn't come, and instead, everyone becomes immortal, and you find living forever is boring so you inject heroin into yourself and you overdose and die.

Moral: DON'T DO DRUGS - YOU WILL DIE!

I wish I was a GM in WoW.

you become a gm and get the blizz symbol,Blizz scan your computer and find Glider Insta-ban


I wish Warhammer Age of reckoning would come quick

Warhammer age of reckoning comes quick but it turns out that the game is really a way to brainwash you into becoming a evil murderous dictator causing ww3

I wish I could read minds

(see plot to What Women Want but reverse it making you a gay sex god)



I wish i hadn't seen that corruptionXD

[QUOTE=OLDSCHOOLMACRO'ER;459352]you become a gm and get the blizz symbol,Blizz scan your computer and find Glider Insta-ban


I wish Warhammer Age of reckoning would come quick[/QUOTE]

Glider?

[QUOTE=OLDSCHOOLMACRO'ER;459374](see plot to What Women Want but reverse it making you a gay sex god)



I wish i hadn't seen that corruptionXD

You forget about it but remember and even worse one.

I wish I was "The Doctor".

you turn into The Doctor,i turn into the master and i own you!.alternatively you become the doctor and the T.A.R.D.I.S eats you


i wish that avatar was real

Avatar becomes real? Avatar (whatever it is) becomes real and eats you.

I wish I could speak any language fluently.

you learn french and suicide from such a shit language (sorry bout the racism)


I wish i could sukka punch someone

You suka punch yourself and die in agony.

I wish my mum would stfu for once…

She does, and never talks to you ever again. You beg her over and over to talk, but she refuses to. You commit suicide.

I wish I could make everyone happy :)

You make everyone happy and everyone loves you so much you get raped 30 times a day.

I wish i had a carrer in basketball

You get it, but due to the lack of space you quit.

I wish for a bronze turtle

From: Infintry001
She does, and never talks to you ever again. You beg her over and over to talk, but she refuses to. You commit suicide.

I wish I could make everyone happy :)

Pfft…I would be the HAPPIEST person in the world if she did never talk to me again.

From: BjRobMan
You get it, but due to the lack of space you quit.

I wish for a bronze turtle

You get a bronze turtle, but it's full of lead and you get lead poisoning, and you die.

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish. (Simpsons FTW! :p)

The fish returns back to life and gets revenge to you murdering it before by killing you.

I wanna pony that can't run away from me, fly away, explode or die.

You neglect it and put alcohol in it's food trough. It begins to walk around, then collapses and for the rest of its life it has mangled all of its legs, and has liver failure.

You decide to put him down but can't because it cannot die, so you eat it, but since it can't die, you have parts of a living horse inside of you, and when you crap, your arse hurts so much because it's hoof kicked you while you were crapping it out and it then went down the sewers, all the way until it reached Kentucky, where a farmer raped it, and flew it to Alaska where he then sold it for a solid gold mansion. You forgot that when you ate it, it had liver failure, and it passed onto you, also giving you aids. The whereabouts of the horse is now unknown.

The farmer lived happily ever after, and you cried for weeks and weeks until you decide to trek down the horse, but can't and eventually give up, and hang yourself with a vine in the jungle.

The end.

I wish for a hot, young (about 23 years of age or so), female stripper.

Your wish comes true, however she has no holes.

I wish I could become invisible whenever I wanted at my will, with no restrictions what so ever.

You become invisible but then you can never go back to being seen.

I wish the Philidelphia Eagles won this football game….

Cut em2 it

The win but they lose they lose their next 10 games.

I wish LimeWire would work properly.

From: Lacky
The win but they lose they lose their next 10 games.

I wish LimeWire would work properly.

LimeWire finally works successfully for you and then you get sued to **** by the RIAA. I'll await your trial in the news ;)

I wish America really WAS the land of the free :P

We truly become the land of the free, but you get raped by Oprah Winfrey.

I wish that condoms actually worked.

From: ProphesyOfWolf
We truly become the land of the free, but you get raped by Oprah Winfrey.

I wish that condoms actually worked.

You find out that 2 condoms are better then one and then thrown in jail for raping everyone around you :P

I wish for a red '87 Corvette that is Oprah-Proof :)

You get one….But since Oprah cant get to you she gets Dr.Phil to do her job :{]

I wish i wasn't so sore from being tazered…

You get one but crash it.

EDIT: Guy posted above me just as I did. :p

You fall off a cliff just as your recover.

What is RIAA?

I wish I knew the lyrics to every song in the world.

You do, but one day Chuck Norris is singing the same song as you, Of coarse he roundhouse kicks you to the face. Your jaw is perminatly broken so you cant sing again.

I wish i could do the ChaCha like a sissy girl…. lika do the chacha….

You do it like a silly girl, and then you fall and break your leg and do irreparable damage to your legs, not even able to be amputated without killing you.

I wish my mum would stop with the "Turn the music down!".

She stops with the turning the music down, but, then she starts yelling "Come down and do your laundry!"

I wish that I wasn't bored.

You don't born and become a piece of dog's shit that smells like plastic.

I wish i was a rock

you become a rock, but i throw u into a lake because im bored and you drown

i wish i was an srl member!?!! 0.o

You become an SRL member but since you didnt make a script you get a failpail and get demoted

I wish i knew what carreer i would like…

You find out what career you would like…a janitor.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy.

You do crack, and you're not sleepy, yet you become so addicted that you eventually sniff it off Oprah's fat ass. Shortly thereafter, you are roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris, just because.

I wish that I knew how to send the Ping of Death~

You'll find that out but after that when you tell about it on IRC, you get called a script kiddie by yakman which drives you into a mental crisis…


I wish there'd come some more amusing program on TV on Saturdays…

From: n3ss3s
You'll find that out but after that when you tell about it on IRC, you get called a script kiddie by yakman which drives you into a mental crisis…


I wish there'd come some more amusing program on TV on Saturdays…

There come plenty of tv programs on tv @ saturdays…
The only problem is…
You get caught for autoing…. FBI arrests you.. puts you in jail.. and tadah..
No tv:f:

I wish.. I wish… I knew a wish:bart:

PvH

You just did make a wish…

You make a crap wish.

I wish I was 1337.

You are. And then you die of old age ;)

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.

You don't procrastinate, and you work on something. Then you find out that you didn't really need to do that.

I wish that my favorite bands had concerts here and didn't suck.

Cut em2 it

They had a concert. And then a giant mosh pit happened. A fan is thrown into a speaker, where it falls over, catches on fire, and burns your favorite bands down to the ground :)

I wish I had a dollar.

You get a dollar full of the plague and other disease and die after spreading it to the world. GG noob. :p

I wish the penguin army wouldn't mow us down…


http://420.thrashbarg.net/penguin_army_bear_cavalry.jpg

They don't mow us down, but then the bears nuke the world.

I wish I had a Dr. Pepper soda and it didn't have a disease or poison. It was cold and refreshing.

Cut em2 it

It becomes so cold that you have a brain freeze and to try to relieve it you bang your head against a brick wall only to find out that you have cracked your skull and head open, your bleeding out everywhere, and the worst part of it all is, you have left a giant big pool of blood in an enormous dint on the wall. Now the walls caretaker comes after you with a pitchfork, and you try to run away but can't because you are pissing out blood from everywhere and he catches up to you and violently and brutally murders the crap out of you where you die, a horrible, slow and painful death.

Moral of the story: Don't break other peoples walls that are soft walls…even if they are made of brick.

I wish for a life times supply of Juice.

The juice is contaminated with poison :D

I wish I had a Dr. Pepper soda that was a refreshing 60 degrees (F) and its refreshing. It is not poisioned or contaminated in any way. I don't bang my head on a wall while drinking it. It is drownproof.

Cut em2 it

The Dr. Pepper was too refreshing and your head blew up in sheer excitement of the flavors.

I wish Math homework didn't take so long 0_o

You finish it in 2 minutes but then realize you have science homework to do..

I wish my mom got that Abortion

She gets the abortion but then she gets pregnant again.

I wish I was listening to Stone Temple Pilots, it isn't loud, they didn't suck, they didn't die get injured, I didn't get injured. No one gets injured. Stone Temple Pilots includes the members of the band Stone Temple Pilots.

Cut em2 it

Wish granted, but it's so quiet that you can't hear them.

I wish I could hypnotise wizzup.

You do, but he wears mirrored sunglasses. (Read Artemis Fowl)

I wish.. For pie. Yes. Pie that isn't contaminated in away, or would cause unhealthiness in a person (Including me), and is of room temperature which is around 25 degrees.

It is of a normal size for a pumpkin pie, and is perfectly safe to be eaten.

It is a pumpkin pie and it is indeed safe to eat, you enjoy it greatly, unfortunately you are allergic to pumpkin :eek:

I wish that I was good at scripting

Pie that isn't contaminated in away, or would cause unhealthiness in a person (Including me)

You become good in scripting, only to realise that. Your definition of good is a lot lower than everyone elses.

I wish.. For pie. Yes. Pie that isn't contaminated in away, or would cause unhealthiness in a person (Including me), and is of room temperature which is around 25 degrees.

It is of a normal size for a pumpkin pie, and is perfectly safe to be eaten.

I don't have any allergy to pumpkin pie that is of this state. It will not cause any misfortune to happen to me, directly or indirectly.

You eat the pumpkin pie, it's called pumpkin pie, but the main ingredient is poop.

I wish I was listening to Stone Temple Pilots. It is loud enough to hear. It doesn't cause anything bad to me to happen. It is not too loud that would hurt my ears. They don't suck playing. The band Stone Temple Pilots consists of the members. The definition of suck is mine that they sound exactly like they do on the album. It doesn't cause anyone to get hurt.

Try this one. There is always a loophole, but I can't find it…

Cut em2 it

The Stone Temple Pilots actually consist of naked grandmas :)

I wish I wasn't sick anymore… (lol, easily corrupted)

You then get sick again.

I wish I was listening to Stone Temple Pilots. It is loud enough to hear. It doesn't cause anything bad to me to happen. It is not too loud that would hurt my ears. They don't suck playing. The band Stone Temple Pilots consists of the members. The definition of suck is mine that they sound exactly like they do on the album. It doesn't cause anyone to get hurt. The Stone Temple Pilots consist of the band shown here.

Cut em2 it

You are listening to them at a gig, along with approximately 200 other people. An assassination attempt upon one of the people in the crowd led to the death of everyone in the building. The cause of death was a new gas discovered, that when mixed with carbon dioxide changes into a dangerous gas which when inhaled causes the person's mind to instantly collapse. You, and no other people feel any pain, but are instantly brain dead. You later are put out of your misery via lethal injection.

I wish Cut em2 it is teleported into a magical unbreakable, unescapeable cage, with only him inside it. There are two floating orbs. If touched, one would mean that he is never ever able post on the SRL forums again. The other orb causes him to remove my IRC failure from his siggie. He must choose one orb, and only one. No more orbs can appear, and no orbs can disappear. If he does not choose an orb after two hours, his hands will disobey him and choose one at random. He cannot by any means be rescued from the cage, or fall through the cage, or get out of the cage in any way, he MUST choose an orb.

(Yeah, let's see you get out of that, asshole!:f:)

From: Cut em2 it
The juice is contaminated with poison :D

I wish I had a Dr. Pepper soda that was a refreshing 60 degrees (F) and its refreshing. It is not poisioned or contaminated in any way. I don't bang my head on a wall while drinking it. It is drownproof.

Cut em2 it

Rofl.

From: orange
You are listening to them at a gig, along with approximately 200 other people. An assassination attempt upon one of the people in the crowd led to the death of everyone in the building. The cause of death was a new gas discovered, that when mixed with carbon dioxide changes into a dangerous gas which when inhaled causes the person's mind to instantly collapse. You, and no other people feel any pain, but are instantly brain dead. You later are put out of your misery via lethal injection.

I wish Cut em2 it is teleported into a magical unbreakable, unescapeable cage, with only him inside it. There are two floating orbs. If touched, one would mean that he is never ever able post on the SRL forums again. The other orb causes him to remove my IRC failure from his siggie. He must choose one orb, and only one. No more orbs can appear, and no orbs can disappear. If he does not choose an orb after two hours, his hands will disobey him and choose one at random. He cannot by any means be rescued from the cage, or fall through the cage, or get out of the cage in any way, he MUST choose an orb.

(Yeah, let's see you get out of that, asshole!:f:)

He chooses the orb that is the one that allows him to post on the SRL-Forums again. XD

I wish I could stay awake 24/7 to be on my computer an never die or have anything bad happen from it.

You stay on the computer forever, yet anytime that you masturbate, you envision a fat, hairy, black woman rubbing her nipples and calling your name. Thus, you are unable to ejaculate. Also, you cannot move from the computer, so your parents reject you, you piss and shit yourself and get fat, and your lover dumps you because you suck.

I wish that Naruto didn't say "BELIEVE IT" every two fckin seconds in the stupid ass English dub. Then I might watch it in English.

Instead, Naruto says "Never give up!" every 2 seconds =)

I wish I didn't just eat the chicken gizzard my mom made…

You don't eat the chicken gizzard, and, in doing, so, realize that you were poisoned by ninjas and the only cure was in the gizzard. Phail.

I wish that I had a bottle of Bacardi 151 and Blue Raspberry Faygo right now.. (CHASERS FTW)

EDIT: YAY! 80th post ^.^

Too bad someone sticks a wick in them and they become drinkable Molotov cocktails =)

I wish I killed myself. (Hah. Deal with that)

You do kill yourself, however you mysteriously come back to life and find you have super powers. You have superhuman strength, can turn invisible at will, have adjustable mind controlled x-ray vision, can read minds, and for some reason everyone calls you Chuck Norris.

I wish i could move objects by thinking about it. Using mind powers.

You accidentally fly a knife into your head and die.

From: orange
You are listening to them at a gig, along with approximately 200 other people. An assassination attempt upon one of the people in the crowd led to the death of everyone in the building. The cause of death was a new gas discovered, that when mixed with carbon dioxide changes into a dangerous gas which when inhaled causes the person's mind to instantly collapse. You, and no other people feel any pain, but are instantly brain dead. You later are put out of your misery via lethal injection.

I wish Cut em2 it is teleported into a magical unbreakable, unescapeable cage, with only him inside it. There are two floating orbs. If touched, one would mean that he is never ever able post on the SRL forums again. The other orb causes him to remove my IRC failure from his siggie. He must choose one orb, and only one. No more orbs can appear, and no orbs can disappear. If he does not choose an orb after two hours, his hands will disobey him and choose one at random. He cannot by any means be rescued from the cage, or fall through the cage, or get out of the cage in any way, he MUST choose an orb.

(Yeah, let's see you get out of that, asshole!:f:)

I wish I was listening to Stone Temple Pilots. It is loud enough to hear. It doesn't cause anything bad to me to happen. It is not too loud that would hurt my ears. They don't suck playing. The band Stone Temple Pilots consists of the members. The definition of suck is mine that they sound exactly like they do on the album. It doesn't cause anyone to get hurt. The Stone Temple Pilots consist of the band shown here.

:D And there happens to be an orb on the floor that lets me out without picking either one.

I wish I knew if I would start a flame war if I said this

I wish that I knew that if orangebursts was stupid :D

Cut em2 it

From: Cut em2 it
You accidentally fly a knife into your head and die.





:D And there happens to be an orb on the floor that lets me out without picking either one.

I wish I knew if I would start a flame war if I said this



Cut em2 it

Umm….no idea what just happened with you then Cut Em 2 It…

So I am just going to say that…you die.

I wish that I wouldn't have to be nagged to get off the computer and I could do what I want, when I want.

Then your computer breaks down.

I wish i wasn't bored and noone gets hurt including me.

Everyone dies (You can die without being hurt).

I wish that I was alive on WoW.

Granted, but then you die again :D.

I wish i wasn't bored and noone gets hurt or dies including me.

No one gets hurt, or dies, so the government had a giant orgie with everyone else in the world, because we're all unable to die or get hurt, so no one can get pregnant or get STDS (RUNON!!). Unfortunately, you are stuck in the room labeled "Homosexual Senior Citizens", which is just filled with a bunch of old black gangbangers from the hood.

I wish that Barney got AIDS, and that I shall, in no way, get AIDS from Barney. He can give it to the dipshit little kids on his show, tho. ^.^

Too bad Barney got SARS, Cancer, Crabs, MRSA, Syphillis, and Gonorrhea. Then he gave all of those to you :)

I wish for a duck.

You got your duck so it jumped on your lap and had a suck.

I wish I had some good speakers for my computer.

Hey, me too! Lmao

They end up exploding when you plug them in 0_o

I wish for a duck that didn't suck.

The duck commits suicide cause his owner sucks. (jokes :D)

I wish I had a pet dragon.

Granted but he burns you to death.

I wish I ate a peanut and noone gets hurt or dies. I swallow it and I don't choke. It is delicious. No one gets a disease. Noone has a giant orgie. I wish that it wasn't contaminated.

Cut em2 it

Granted, But your computer blows up

I wish for Stephanie.

You get Stephanie, but she has a cock.

I wish that nothing bad will happen.

Everyone gets pissed at you cause you wrecked the thread.

I wish I got a 2 month vacation to disneyland.

You go to disney but Buzz Light Year Rapes your Pet Panzzie.

I wish my parents were not so strict.

Granted but then you die from falling down a staircase.

I wish I wasn't bored.

You become so ecstatic an hyper that your internal organs run so fast that you blow up and then ravaged dogs come and eat you, yet you are still alive so you are suffering and in a great deal of pain. They started gnawing on your chin which has major acne, and it bursts all of your acne and big sploshes of white pus comes out and seeps into your eyes, causing them to burn and you to scream and yell, and so a dog shuts you up by giving you tongue, which you enjoy very much so you start masturbating over it while a dog rips your balls off and so you're screaming while giving tongue to a dog which then bites your tongue off and so you can't scream and so your mouth fills full of saliva and the pus that seeped into your eyes from your acne and you swallow it…partially…and asphyxiate on your own bodily juices, however before you fully die you had a orgy from masturbating enough and so the dog shoots it up your nose which then goes down through your throat into the pool of pus and saliva. You are crowned the biggest homosexual person on the face on the planet and then…you die from asphyxiation and go to hell where whatever remaining limbs and body pieces are tortured for all eternity where the Devil rapes you and puts his huge, long tongue up your bum and licks you out. This happens to you every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every week of every fortnight of every month of every year of every decade of every century of every millennium of every eternity…forever. You are forever condemned to this for eternity.

Morale of the story: GTFO away from your computer once in a while and go socialise with your friends. <– I would rather stay on my computer. XD

Bet you wish you hadn't made that wish now eh? XD

I wish for ub3r 1337 RAM and Hard Drive Space.

You get the parts, unfortunately, they are laced with Thermite, so when you plug them in, your computer is melted in a shower of iron molten and sorrow. Phail.

I wish that sperm cells scream really loud when you ejaculate.

Granted but then you get HIV.

I wish that stupid java actually worked :mad:

Java works, along with ScarScape, but a giant yeti named Wizzup? comes and rapes you up the ass. Ooh, what a shame.

I wish that I had x ray vision that ONLY worked when I wanted it to, and would only look at far as I want to (be it through clothes or through the planet.)

From: ProphesyOfWolf
Java works, along with ScarScape, but a giant yeti named Wizzup? comes and rapes you up the ass. Ooh, what a shame.

I wish that I had x ray vision that ONLY worked when I wanted it to, and would only look at far as I want to (be it through clothes or through the planet.)

You get your xray vision and all you see is skeletons. What a nice month of you life you had before you died of radiation cancer.

I wish I had a hidden blade.



I also wish I was this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15S0g8pG6HU&feature=user

From: ProphesyOfWolf
I wish that I had x ray vision that ONLY worked when I wanted it to, and would only look at far as I want to (be it through clothes or through the planet.)

You didn't read my conditions~ >.>


You are just like this guy, a blue hyperlink to youtube, which I can't go to.

I wish I had a sword ^.^

Granted, but then you chop your own head off when you pick it up :D
I wish java worked and noone got hurt or died

Java works, but then RuneScape updates using SilverLight, which suddenly got really good, and Java is outdated.

I wish that John McCain got smurfed by Michael Jackson.

Java won't be obsolete if runescape starts using silverlight…

Granted but then you die before you can see it.

I wish I had a peanut.

You forget that you have nut allergies. You start frothing at the mouth an die on your own froth. Just before you die you regurgitate your froth where you choke on it again and this time, you die.

I wish that I win my Tennis matches tomorrow, Friday and Saturday (Tournament FTW XD).

Granted, but then you die as you walk out.

I wish I had a nut and noone dies or gets hurt.

Cut em2 it

You have a nut, but your car gets pwned by a cement truck.

I wish that the sky was red!! ^.^

I don't have a car…

Granted, but it turns red because there is falling acid from the sky.

I wish that this damn stock went up.

You're chicken stock overflows your container and bursts into your eyes causing you to go blind and walk off a cliff, where, you die.

I wish for more money.

Granted but then the amount of money is 1 peso.

I wish the American economy didn't fail….

The economy doesn't fail, but everyone realizes what a bum of a country this is and moves to Australia. Anyone else in America is left to be sodomized by the Germans.

I wish that it was legal to kill one person in my school, named Nick Ingersol. He's the only one who can die legally, and only by my hand. In no way will I be hurt, no matter the outcome or random situation that may occur. He will certainly die by my hands, in an awesome way. I don't care if other people die, either. ^.^

EDIT: 100th Post! PWNED!

From: ProphesyOfWolf
I wish that it was legal to kill one person in my school, named Nick Ingersol. He's the only one who can die legally, and only by my hand. In no way will I be hurt, no matter the outcome or random situation that may occur. He will certainly die by my hands, in an awesome way. I don't care if other people die, either. ^.^

That, is certainly , not, recommended…

From: ProphesyOfWolf
The economy doesn't fail, but everyone realizes what a bum of a country this is and moves to Australia. Anyone else in America is left to be sodomized by the Germans.

I wish that it was legal to kill one person in my school, named Nick Ingersol. He's the only one who can die legally, and only by my hand. In no way will I be hurt, no matter the outcome or random situation that may occur. He will certainly die by my hands, in an awesome way. I don't care if other people die, either. ^.^

EDIT: 100th Post! PWNED!

Wow you have some real problems… I'm just going to say that Michael Jackson comes and ruins the spree.

I wish that I had a script to do.

From: Cut em2 it
Wow you have some real problems… I'm just going to say that Michael Jackson comes and ruins the spree.

I wish that I had a script to do.

You find a script to do, which, unfortunately, paints an accurate bitmap of Michael Jackson's penis onto the runescape window, for all to see. So ha.

I wish that butter knives were made of butter.

Granted, but it melts in your hand.

I wish that ASCII magically worked like I wanted it to.

Cut em2 it

From: ProphesyOfWolf
The economy doesn't fail, but everyone realizes what a bum of a country this is and moves to Australia.

Australia FTW!!!

From: Cut em2 it
Granted, but it melts in your hand.

I wish that ASCII magically worked like I wanted it to.

Cut em2 it

Bam!

Not the kind of Ascii you wanted eh? XD

That's how I corrupted your wish.

I wish that…I wasn't aching from the Tournament today and yesterday.

Is it just me? Or has this game just turned into 3 - 4 people posting continuing?

You stop aching! But then you go and jump on the trampoline, and try to do a back flip to try to attracts your fish, which has become very close with the dog and you think the cat is cheating on you with the fish. But you can't tell the dog, because the dog will get upset and try to commit suicide…Again. So you go down to the store and purchase some orange juice for a buck eighty. Only to realize that you missed your bus to go to JaGex's house and have an orgy with Andrew. So your so upset that you cut yourself and go to Sythe and purchase an account with Five hundred Million 99's of a leacher named I-Dunna-Scamz0rz with to post and fake vouches….And get scammed for your orange juice you just bought. Then your mother ask you to clean your room and you find a portal to the center of the universe under your computer, so you go down there to find a MASSIVE abundance of nerds playing WoW, of coarse your wearing your Srl-Forums tee shirt so you have an epic battle of epicness with these nerds. You win of coarse because Micheal Jackson comes in and dances, after that you go home and your dad is wondering where you have been, so you tell him you went to the supermarket to purchase some orange shurbert, he says okay now go to hell. You walk in your room and Stub your toe on a scooter of fail…

I wish i had a penis that was small and covered in flea's and lice :S

You have children with your small, flea infested penis. Epic… Phail

I wish that Media Center Edition wasn't being such a pain in the ass..

It becomes a pain in the head.

I wish my legit had the highest RS Level that you can be (146 I think?) and be the number #1 player in the world for every skill, and I got it without breaking the rules…I did it legit and that I can't get banned for it in any way, and nothing bad happens such as being hacked, acc deleted, acc banned etc.

EDIT: Damnit you beat me

You get your legit #1 char (that is lvl 138 not 146) but then every jagex server gets blown up by anti-jagex terrorists and all data is lost and jagex decides "Fuck it we have enough money, no more of this junk"

I wish I didn't have to wake up tomorrow at 5:30 (on a saturday).

Granted because you die in your sleep of carbon monoxide

Bam!

Not the kind of Ascii you wanted eh? XD

That's how I corrupted your wish.

I wish that…I wasn't aching from the Tournament today and yesterday.

Actually it is so you didn't corrupt it :D

I wish that the pvp worlds came out right now!!!

From: Cut em2 it
Granted because you die in your sleep of carbon monoxide



Actually it is so you didn't corrupt it :D

I wish that the pvp worlds came out right now!!!

the pvp worlds jsut came out but then u got hacked and had to start all over again for a lvl 3 character and u could never get ur main back!

i wish for nothing bad to happen to me!

From: thechineseman
the pvp worlds jsut came out but then u got hacked and had to start all over again for a lvl 3 character and u could never get ur main back!

i wish for nothing bad to happen to me!

Your wish comes true, and nothing bad happens to you. You become indestructable, have millions of dollars, and all the women you want. After a few short days you grow tired of life and hang yourself.

I wish I had a sad panda that follows me around whenever I'm sad.

From: Cut em2 it
Granted because you die in your sleep of carbon monoxide



Actually it is so you didn't corrupt it :D

I wish that the pvp worlds came out right now!!!

Well, there are 2 types of ASCII is all. :p

From: metalanca
Your wish comes true, and nothing bad happens to you. You become indestructable, have millions of dollars, and all the women you want. After a few short days you grow tired of life and hang yourself.

I wish I had a sad panda that follows me around whenever I'm sad.

Your Panda turns out to be a grizzly bear and gnaws you to death.

I wish that someone (who shall stay nameless although they are on this forum), would stop being out to get me (well, it certainly feels like it anyway) just because I became a Moderator on a different SCAR Website (that person incidentally is a Moderator on that Forum as well :p).

I don't know who you are talking about so I suppose I'll just say you died.

I wish that firefox worked :S

Cut em2 it

FireFox works but you install an Internet Explorer UI for it and your eyes burn at the site of it and they melt.

FF FTW!!!

I wish my head hadn't been split and busted open today.

Granted but then you die of a poison instead.

I wish that Firefox stopped crashing on me :SSS

It stops crashing, and un-installs itself. You decide to go to Opera (the browser)…GTFO!!!

I wish people would sign up to this link: http://www.lost.eu/4f9ee

I'm not going to click so I say everyone in the world signs up then you die.

I wish that munk's Forefeathers worked for 400 hours

From: Cut em2 it
I'm not going to click so I say everyone in the world signs up then you die.

I wish that munk's Forefeathers worked for 400 hours

It works for 400 hours, but Jagex makes a 400 hour login time ban. It goes for 401 hours and you get bantard and slapped in the face and your ip is banned and all your chars are deleted, you can't even access any Jagex affiliated websites. They /ignore d your whole computer. :p

I REALLY wish that you would sign up to this game. http://www.lost.eu/4f9ee