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From: Jacmob
Parts of what follows below were actually painful to write. However, because of the ongoing misinformation campaigns launched by Jagex and its forces I feel it is my duty to write this. Those readers of brittle disposition might do well to await a ride on the next emotionally indulgent transport; this one is scheduled nonstop over rocky roads. As soon as you're strapped in I'll announce something to the effect of how Jagex doesn't use words for communication or for exchanging information. It uses them to disarm, to hypnotize, to mislead, and to deceive.


Jagex is like the man behind the curtain in the Wizard of Oz. Pull back the curtain of obstructionism and you'll see an inarticulate carper hiding behind it, furiously pulling the levers of Marxism in a featherbrained attempt to rob us of our lives, our health, our honor, and our belongings. That sort of discovery should make any sane person realize that Jagex is addicted to the feeling of power, to the idea of controlling people. Sadly, it has no real concern for the welfare or the destiny of the people it desires to lead. It should come as no big shock to anyone that Jagex has repeatedly indicated a desire to paint pictures of mindless worlds inhabited by venom-spouting polemics. Is that the sound of rarefied respectability that Jagex's compeers so frequently attribute to Jagex? The improvident blathering of a slaphappy, sanguinary four-flusher is more like it. In fact, Jagex keeps stating over and over again that merit is adequately measured by its methods and qualifications. This drumbeat refrain is clearly not consistent with the facts on the ground—facts such as that many people think of Jagex's mischievous intimations as a joke, as something only half-serious. In fact, they're deadly serious. They're the tool by which the most pretentious grifters you'll ever see will deliver an additional blow to dignity and self-worth sooner than you think. A second all-too-serious item is that I have a dream that my children will be able to live in a world filled with open spaces and beautiful wilderness—not in a dark, contemptuous world run by garrulous spivs.


Jagex's diatribes are designed to encourage and exacerbate passivity in some people who might otherwise be active and responsible citizens. And they're working; they're having the desired effect. Jagex goes ballistic every time I so much as hint that one personality trait that's common to many power-hungry, cynical caitiffs is arrogance—a trait that Jagex has in abundance. If you find that fact distressing then you should help me spread awareness of the stiff-necked nature of Jagex's words. Either that, or you can crawl into a corner and lament that you got yourself born in the wrong universe. Don't expect your sobbing to do much good, however, because certain facts are clear. For instance, many people are incredulous when I tell them that Jagex intends to pooh-pooh the concerns of others. "How could Jagex be so batty?", they ask me. "It doesn't seem possible." Well, it is really possible, and now I'll explain exactly how Jagex plans to do it. But first, you need to realize that its most progressive idea is to impede the free flow of information. If that sounds progressive to you, you must be facing the wrong way.


In a vain effort to exculpate itself, Jagex has been proclaiming to the world that it has done no wrong. Rather, it was its winged monkeys who have been fleecing us. I suppose the next thing it'll have us believe is that the world's salvation comes from whims, irrationality, and delusions. Jagex attracts hostile skivers to its den of thieves by telling them that it can override nature. I suppose the people to whom it tells such things just want to believe lies that make them feel intellectually and spiritually superior to others. Whether or not that's the case, if my memory serves me correctly, if this letter did nothing else but serve as a beacon of truth, it would be worthy of reading by all right-thinking people. However, this letter's role is much greater than just to put an end to Jagex's evildoing. You shouldn't let Jagex intimidate you. You shouldn't let it push you around. We're the ones who are right, not Jagex.


People have pointed out to me that no group has done so much to create a climate of intimidation as Jagex's yes-men, but I still can't help but think that there's a time to keep silent and a time to speak. There's a time to love and a time to hate. There's a time for war and a time for peace. And, I warrant, there's a time to reach out for things with permanence, things beyond wealth and comfort and pleasure, things that have real meaning. Or, to put it less poetically, I must part company with many of my peers when it comes to understanding why I fear the shallow orthodoxies of Jagex's passive-aggressive, uncouth form of lexiphanicism. My peers profess that Jagex's priorities are inverted. While this is honestly true, I claim we must add that I was thoroughly gobsmacked the first time I saw Jagex canonizing loud crooks as nomological emblems of propriety. Since then, I've seen it do that so many times that I hardly bat an eyelid when someone tells me that Jagex yields to the mammalian desire to assert individuality by attracting attention. Unfortunately, for Jagex, "attracting attention" usually implies "silencing critical debate and squelching creative brainstorming".


You might object to my claim that Jagex has an uncanny knack for making evil appear good and good appear evil. But bear in mind that Jagex wants to cripple its nemeses politically, economically, socially, morally, and psychologically. What's wrong with that? What's wrong is Jagex's gossamer grasp of reality. Even if I were, as Jagex seems to think I am, an unbalanced anthropophagus, at least I know better than to make our country spiritually blind. In contrast, Jagex alleges that it is clean and bright and pure inside. Naturally, this is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.


If you're still reading this letter, I wish to compliment you for being sufficiently open-minded to understand that if we don't do something soon, Jagex's pusillanimous criticisms will rise like a golem with a million hands on a million throats to choke the honor out of decent, hardworking people. I aver I know why Jagex has been crippling its opponents politically, economically, socially, morally, and psychologically. It considers it an interesting sociological experiment for determining whether people can be influenced to let down ladders that the beastly, unenlightened, and daft scramble to climb. You know what? I and Jagex part company when it comes to the issue of gangsterism. It feels that censorship could benefit us while I maintain that Trotskyism, as a social philosophy, is impetuous. But the problems with its writings don't end there. Since Jagex claims to know more than the rest of us, I'm sure it's aware that we must overcome the obstacles that people like it establish. Our children depend on that.


Jagex's vexatious lickspittles like to shout, "Let's create a kind of psychic pain at the very root of the modern mind. That'll be wonderful. Hooray, hooray!" But that won't be wonderful. Rather, it'll slow scientific progress. Jagex believes that the purpose of life is self-gratification. Unfortunately, as long as it believes such absurdities, it will continue to commit atrocities.


In case you hadn't noticed, Jagex is reluctant to resolve problems. It always just looks the other way and hopes no one will notice that it likes to imply that the Queen of England heads up the international drug cartel. This is what its campaigns amount to, although, of course, they're daubed over with the viscid slobber of indecent drivel devised by its collaborators and mindlessly multiplied by obnoxious suborners of perjury. People used to think I was exaggerating whenever I said that Jagex's fixation with jaded, picayunish poltroons is gloomy. After seeing Jagex con us into believing that one can understand the elements of a scientific theory only by reference to the social condition and personal histories of the scientists involved these same people now realize that I wasn't exaggerating at all. In fact, they even realize that Jagex is locked into its present course of destruction. It does not have the interest or the will to change its fundamentally dotty hijinks. Jagex drops the names of famous people whenever possible. That makes it sound smarter than it really is and obscures the fact that Jagex is not as sexist or crotchety as you might think. It's more so.


Jagex's site is a repository of useless up-to-the-minute ephemera. But what, you may ask, does any of that have to do with the theme of this letter, viz., that it is a wee bit overzealous in its defense of obscurantism? Well, you don't need Sherlock Holmes to solve that mystery. Heck, you probably don't even need Scooby Doo. Neverthess, let me remind you that I am truly at a loss for words when Jagex asserts that profits come before people. It can't possibly be serious. I suspect that the real story here is that the next time Jagex decides to skewer me over a pit barbecue, it should think to itself, cui bono?—who benefits? Let me conclude by saying that we who want to drag Jagex in front of a tribunal and try it for its crimes against humanity will not rest until we do.


I take exception to a few key aspects of Jagex's campaigns. Although my approach may appear a bit pedantic, by setting some generative point of view against a structural-taxonomical point of view or vice versa, I intend to argue that the point at which you discover that Jagex's ideologies are recidivism cloaked in the rhetoric of insecure exhibitionism is not only a moment of disenchantment. It is a moment of resolve, a determination that it keeps trying to deceive us into thinking that cell-phone towers are in fact covert mind-control devices that use scalar waves to beam images into people's brains while they sleep. The purpose of this deception may be to attack my character. Or maybe the purpose is to propitiate what I call blockish individuals for later eventualities. Oh what a tangled web Jagex weaves when first it practices to deceive.


With laudable scholarship and meticulous research, a highly regarded professor at a nearby university determined that Jagex likes to argue that it acts in the name of equality and social justice. Even if there were a faint glimmer of truth in that argument, it would be extremely faint. The truth is that every so often you'll see Jagex lament, flog itself, cry mea culpa for encouraging people to leave their spouses, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become rapacious incubi, and vow never again to be so hateful. Sadly, it always reverts to its old behavior immediately afterwards, making me think that it can get away with lies (e.g., that laws are meant to be broken) because the average person cannot imagine anyone lying so brazenly. Not one person in a hundred will actually check out the facts for himself and discover that Jagex is lying.


Let me give you an important hint: When trying to understand what Jagex is up to, look at what it is doing and what it has done. Don't let yourself be distracted by the patter and the hand-waving; keep your eye on the shell that has the pea under it. And focus your mind on the fact that Jagex claims that it defends the real needs of the working class. Perhaps it has some sound arguments on its side, but if so it's keeping them hidden. I'd say it's far more likely that Jagex appears to have found a new tool to use to help it recover the dead past by annihilating the living present. That tool is nepotism, and if you watch it wield it you'll unmistakably see why ancient Greek dramatists discerned a peculiar virtue in being tragic. Jagex would do well to realize that they never discerned any virtue in being dour.


Please forgive my directness, but if I seem a bit tyrannical, it's only because I'm trying to communicate with Jagex on its own level. It's possible that Jagex writes really long and boring letters. However, I cannot speculate about that possibility here because I need to devote more space to a description of how Jagex has been protecting undeserved privilege. If there were any semblance of decency left in its cabal that ought to be an affront to it. Sadly, that's a big "if"; we all know that Jagex's harangues are a logical absurdity, a series of deductions from a premise that has been denied. Speaking of absurdities, Jagex's latest manifesto, like all the ones that preceded it, is a consummate anthology of disastrously bad writing teeming with misquotations and inaccuracies, an odyssey of anecdotes that are occasionally entertaining but certainly not informative. I would like to give you an example of how aberrant Jagex can be. Jagex has admitted that it intends to increase society's cycle of hostility and violence. Okay, that may have been a particularly bald-faced and unsubtle example, but when Jagex tells us that principles don't matter, it somehow fails to mention that it can plausibly be surmised that it has vanity without pride, voluptuousness without taste, and learning without wisdom. It fails to mention that when it is challenged, Jagex either denies everything or claims that its words were taken out of context and that its foes are plotting against it. And it fails to mention that if it opened its eyes, it'd realize that it is the grand master of obfuscation and misdirection.


Jagex blames others for its sappy deeds. That's clear. But Jagex wants to help indelicate ignoramuses back up their prejudices with "scientific" proof. It gets better: It actually believes that it knows the "right" way to read Plato, Maimonides, and Machiavelli. I guess no one's ever told it that we wouldn't currently have a problem with propagandism if it weren't for it. Although Jagex created the problem, aggravated the problem, and escalated the problem, it insists that it can solve the problem if we just grant it more power. How naïve does Jagex think we are? Truly, its mottos are not witty satire, as Jagex would have you believe. They're simply the loathsome ramblings of something that has no idea or appreciation of what it's mocking.


Jagex does not tolerate any view that differs from its own. Rather, it discredits and discards those people who contradict it along with the ideas that they represent. As stated earlier, the first response to this from Jagex's hangers-on is perhaps that ethical responsibility is merely a trammel of earthbound mortals and should not be required of a demigod like Jagex. Wrong. Just glance at the facts: Jagex likes to imply that a richly evocative description of a problem automatically implies the correct solution to that problem. This is what its expostulations amount to, although, of course, they're daubed over with the viscid slobber of deranged drivel devised by its hatchet men and mindlessly multiplied by shabby, horny braggarts.


Even if Jagex's facts were reliable, they were gathered selectively and then manipulated towards favored conclusions. I am a law-and-order kind of person. I hate to see crimes go unpunished. That's why I clearly hope that Jagex serves a long prison term for its illegal attempts to hand over the country to lewd heretics. As far as being litigious is concerned, none of Jagex's factotums holds a candle to it. That proves that if I didn't think Jagex would turn us into easy prey for lawless authoritarians, I wouldn't say that its foot soldiers don't want us to plant markers that define the limits of what is uncompromising and what is not. That'd be too much of a threat to cynicism, emotionalism, and all of the other intransigent things they worship. Clearly, they prefer crafting propaganda that justifies exerting more and more control over other individuals.


In its annual report on loquacious incidents, the government concluded that the picture I am presenting need not be confined to Jagex's taradiddles. It applies to everything it says and does. Should we worry that Jagex wants to brand me as mendacious? In a word, yes. And that's not just because it has managed to establish a vast number of sleeper cells around the world that, on Jagex's command, will parlay personal and political conspiracy theories into a multimillion-dollar financial empire, but also because Jagex believes that I and others who think it's a militant gutter-dweller are secretly using etheric attachment cords to drain people's karmic energy. The real damage that this belief causes actually has nothing to do with the belief itself but with psychology, human nature, and the skillful psychological manipulation of that nature by Jagex and its pestiferous representatives. I pause to note that I sometimes ask myself whether the struggle to express my views is worth all of the potential consequences. And I consistently answer by saying that when Jagex's manuscripts are challenged, it usually responds by telling us how to live, what to say, what to think, what to know, and—most importantly—what not to know. Well, you can't really expect it to defend its positions with facts, explanations, logical arguments, or even references to events that occurred less than two years ago, can you?


Jagex's dream is to assume total control over society's means of production. Those with membership cards in its peuplade will be given whatever they want while the rest of us will be sent away empty-handed. In addition to being completely unfair, such policies promote creating an unwelcome climate for those of us who are striving to eschew rude commercialism. Furthermore, the irony is that its most directionless biases are also its most immoral. As the French say, "Les extremes se touchent."


I enjoy the great diversity of humankind, in our food, our dress, our music, our literature, and our forms of spiritual expression. What I don't enjoy are Jagex's power-drunk pleas, which terrorize our youngsters. Now, I don't mean for that to sound pessimistic, although Jagex decries or dismisses capitalism, technology, industrialization, and systems of government borne of Enlightenment ideas about the dignity and freedom of human beings. These are the things that it fears because they are wedded to individual initiative and responsibility. Jagex's invectives can be rightly understood only as what some treacherous drunks have been brave enough to call them: a failure. And that, in my view, is our real problem.

PS: Many members of Jagex's terrorist organization believe that exhibitionism is the key to world peace. Even worse, almost all of Jagex's partisans believe that the peak of fashion is to brand me as sententious. (One would think that the mammalian brain could do better than that, but apparently not.) My point is that we have a choice. Either we let ourselves be led like lambs to the slaughter by Jagex and its co-conspirators or we oppose Jagex and all it stands for. While I don't expect you to have much trouble making up your mind you should nevertheless consider that Jagex is like a giant octopus sprawling its slimy length over city, state, and nation. Like the octopus of real life, it operates under cover of self-created screen. Jagex seizes in its long and powerful tentacles our executive officers, our legislative bodies, our schools, our courts, our newspapers, and every agency created for the public protection. At this point, let me mention that some of my friends have criticized my previous letters for sounding too negative. They suggested that I adopt a more positive tone in the future. Well, as I've reached the end of this letter, I guess I can try ending on a positive note: I'm positive that the trouble with such venal ruffians is that they intend to topple society.

Discuss. Thoughts?

Source: RSBuddy

Holy shit that's a lot of text.

Serious now, I'll start reading….. Maybe I'm able to comment somewhere in the next decade.

Good god, where is the tl;dr.

Eh, it's one of those automated complaint things. It's not anything actually relevant to anything.

I hate to say this, but what was the point of that?

I read most of it, and found nothing of use/interest. I'm utterly confused.

What's going on with him and jagex… I thought they cut a deal.

Yea it sounds more of something that belongs in his own diary just rambling thoughts out of his head.

He must have been on something when he wrote all this, either drunk or high.

he was hacked is my guess.

From: senrath
Eh, it's one of those automated complaint things. It's not anything actually relevant to anything.

^This. Half of what he said didn't even need to be there, and the rest was about how evil jagex is. Dont waste your time reading this unless you want to increase your vocabulary(most of which you wont use).

From: KingKong
^This. Half of what he said didn't even need to be there, and the rest was about how evil jagex is. Dont waste your time reading this unless you want to increase your vocabulary(most of which you wont use).

Yea I read it all to see if I would catch anything relevant to anything, but if you just look at every line and paragraph he mentions Jagex. Why would he just post this on a thread? Why not make an announcement?

It just seems like he wanted to get this weight off his chest from all these thoughts rambling through his head right now. I can only imagine the amount of stress he's been going through, if any.

From: KingKong
^This. Half of what he said didn't even need to be there, and the rest was about how evil jagex is. Dont waste your time reading this unless you want to increase your vocabulary(most of which you wont use).

I believe he may be hacked… Associating terrorism with Jagex?

It seems like bs. There is no substance in the post and way too many large words that his target audience won't understand/care for. Also he's overreacting, it's a damn video game and JAGEX is trying to protect it from botters and that's it.
Either he was hacked, or it of his mind, its a completely meaningless post…

buddy coming back in protest?

I think he got jagex'd. First they convinced him to leave rsbuddy, now they aren't employing him. Gf $20k/month?

I read it all…Didn't get a shit.
Always saying the same thing, how evil Jagex was…
This was quiet hard to understand, since I'm English…
Is he a philosophic ?

I wasn't joking when I said it was automated. I'm not sure which site he used, but there are plenty of websites that will generate a post like that for you.

Seriously, am a second year engineering student and this letter makes me go "WTF" five times more than anything I've ever read…


Here is his last paragrah..
"My point is that we have a choice. Either we let ourselves be led like lambs to the slaughter by Jagex and its co-conspirators or we oppose Jagex and all it stands for. While I don't expect you to have much trouble making up your mind you should nevertheless consider that Jagex is like a giant octopus sprawling its slimy length over city, state, and nation. Like the octopus of real life, it operates under cover of self-created screen. Jagex seizes in its long and powerful tentacles our executive officers, our legislative bodies, our schools, our courts, our newspapers, and every agency created for the public protection. At this point, let me mention that some of my friends have criticized my previous letters for sounding too negative. They suggested that I adopt a more positive tone in the future. Well, as I've reached the end of this letter, I guess I can try ending on a positive note: I'm positive that the trouble with such venal ruffians is that they intend to topple society."



Let me sum it up this letter for ya :sleeping:
"Whether you want to bot or not, I work for jagex and in the future… all bots will be gone."

I'm confused by that post. I read it all and I still don't get what that whole thing was even about. :cartman:

From: Main
Let me sum it up this letter for ya :sleeping:
"Whether you want to bot or not, I work for jagex and in the future… all bots will be gone."

If he has signed a deal with Jagex he wouldn't be allowed to post things like that. Flaming his (future) employer publicly.

In my opinion, that was what he hinted/implicitly said…

From: YoHoJo
It seems like bs. There is no substance in the post and way too many large words that his target audience won't understand/date for. Also he's overreacting, it's a damn video game and JAGEX is trying to protect it from botters and that's it.
Either he was hacked, or it of his mind, its a completely meaningless post…

That seems to me the only plausible explanation. Or maybe has he been lured to Jagex, saying they wanna hire them, but them dumped him, just like they dumped kaitnieks and dylock with AR? Jagex would NEVER want to "hire" a destroyer of their game. They're Brittish.

From: WT-Fakawi
That seems to me the only plausible explanation. Or maybe has he been lured to Jagex, saying they wanna hire them, but them dumped him, just like they dumped kaitnieks and dylock with AR? Jagex would NEVER want to "hire" a destroyer of their game. They're Brittish.

Agreed. If I recall they offered a developer life time membership on RS if he revealed how the phat dupe worked. He fell for the bait, and they fucked him over.

It's an automatically generated post, there's a website where you input a person or company name and it generates a however many paragraph essay you select or w/e about pretty much nothing. I'll see if I can find the site again and I'll edit the post lol, I've used it before and that's exactly how it was worded.

http://www.pakin.org/complaint/ is probably the site

With a little editing or something he could have probably made his post.

In response to Jagex's tirades, I would like to offer the following opposing points. With this letter, I hope to open students' eyes, minds, hearts, and souls to the world around them. But first, I would like to make the following introductory remark: I have absolutely no idea why Jagex makes such a big fuss over defeatism. There are far more pressing issues that present themselves and that should be discussed, debated, and solved—issues such as war, famine, poverty, and homelessness. There is also the lesser issue that I am not concerned with rumors or hearsay about Jagex. I am interested only in ascertained facts attested by published documents and in these primarily as an illustration that Jagex's wisecracks are a logical absurdity, a series of deductions from a premise that has been denied. Speaking of absurdities, I have often maintained that reasonable people can reasonably disagree. Unfortunately, when dealing with Jagex and its lackeys, that claim assumes facts not in evidence. So let me claim instead that even Jagex's brethren are afraid that Jagex will provide inerudite, Pecksniffian delinquents with a milieu in which they can waste taxpayers' money by the end of the decade. I have seen their fear manifested over and over again, and it is further evidence that Jagex's crotchets are like a Hydra. They continually acquire new heads and new strength. The only way to stunt their growth is to oppose our human vices wherever they may be found—arrogance, hatred, jealousy, unfaithfulness, avarice, and so on. The only way to destroy its Hydra entirely is to provide more people with the knowledge that I find that I am embarrassed. I am embarrassed that some people just don't realize that Jagex wants to con us into sawing off the very tree limbs upon which we're sitting. Why it wants that, I don't know, but that's what it wants.

I believe I have finally figured out what makes organizations like Jagex sentence more and more people to poverty, prison, and early death. It appears to be a combination of an overactive mind, lack of common sense, assurance of one's own moral propriety, and a total lack of exposure to the real world. Jagex's shenanigans have grown into the world's greatest enslavers of human minds, as evidenced by the way that what we're seeing is a domino effect of events that started with Jagex stating that it has a "special" perspective on demagogism that carries with it a "special" right to retain an institution which, twist and turn as you like, is and remains a disgrace to humanity. That prevarication incited its understrappers to make people suspicious of those who speak the truth. Abominable boneheads reacted, in turn, by popularizing a genre of music whose graphic lyrics explicitly urge the most bloodthirsty scum you'll ever see to bad-mouth worthy causes. The next domino to fall, not surprisingly, was a widespread increase in egotism, and that's the event that galvanized me to tell everyone that while we do nothing, those who make a mockery of our most fundamentally held beliefs are gloating and smirking. And they will keep on gloating and smirking until we reveal some shocking facts about Jagex's fibs.

Jagex's zealots assert that Jagex's faith in snobbism gives it an uncanny ability to detect astral energy and cosmic vibrations. This is precisely the non-equation that Jagex is trying to patch together. What it's missing, as usual, is that there's something I've observed about it. Namely, it may not know how to spell "pathologicopsychological", but it unquestionably knows how to advocate fatalistic acceptance of a lackadaisical, termagant new world order. I've further observed that if my own experience has taught me anything, it's that as our society continues to unravel, more and more people will be grasping for straws, grasping for something to hold onto, grasping for something that promises to give them the sense of security and certainty that they so desperately need. These are the kinds of people Jagex preys upon.

It is never easy to judge what the most appropriate or effective response to Jagex's shameless, malevolent artifices is, but one unfortunate fact remains clear: It's astounding that Jagex has found a way to work the words "pseudoparenchymatous" and "mechanicocorpuscular" into its slurs. However, you may find it even more astounding that one thing that it does well is marginalize the traditions and truths upon which our nation's greatness sits. That's not something that we learn in school—though it should be. That's not something that we emote about while watching movies and TV shows—though it should be. What it is is something that tells us loudly and clearly that some of us have an opportunity to come in contact with hostile schnorrers on a regular basis at work or in school. We, therefore, may be able to gain some insight into the way they think, into their values; we may be able to understand why they want to take rights away from individuals on the basis of prejudice, myth, irrational belief, inaccurate information, and outright falsehood. Jagex believes that embracing a system of particularism will make everything right with the world. Sorry, but I have to call foul on that one.

I agree that Jagex's stratagems are so repulsive that they are easily taken up and assimilated by thrasonical schizophrenics, whose intellectual level corresponds to the material offered. But I also think that the term "idiot savant" comes to mind when thinking of Jagex. Admittedly, that term applies only halfway to it, which is why I suspect that the ruffianism "debate" is not a debate. It is a harangue, a politically motivated, brilliantly publicized, ruthless attack on progressive ideas. Jagex can't possibly believe that it's okay to leave the educational and emotional needs of our children in the possession-obsessed hands of splenetic meatheads. It's destructive but it's not that destructive.

Jagex is typical of self-deceiving long-haired hippies in its wild invocations to the irrational, the magic, and the fantastic to dramatize its undertakings. All kidding aside, mere association tends to lend credence to Jagex's comrades because people assume they can't be that bad if a respected person is associated with them. That shouldn't surprise you when you consider that it's a psychologically defective organization. It's what the psychiatrists call a constitutional psychopath or a sociopath.

When a political condition of greed, massive corruption, and diversity of objective is coupled to a social condition of drugs, violence, and discontent, therein exists the perfect environment for Jagex to cement the foundation of our currently metastasizing police state into the law of the land. What Jagex is incapable of seeing is that allotheism is not merely an attack on our moral fiber. It is also a politically motivated attack on knowledge. Actually, Jagex has stated that we should abandon the institutionalized and revered concept of democracy. One clear inference from that statement—an inference that is never really disavowed—is that it can ignore rules, laws, and protocol without repercussion. Now that's just anal-retentive.

While criticizing its enemies for enforcing a rancorous orthodoxy, Jagex itself is trying to enforce a particular orthodoxy: the orthodoxy of officious, high-handed isolationism. What can I do to prove to you that we are in trouble when hitherto reputable people smear people of impeccable character and reputation? Show you evidence that its whinges violate the rational, enlightened claims of their own enunciatory modality? While that would sincerely help, Jagex's message is apparently that everything it says is absolutely and utterly true. The facts are indisputable, the arguments are impeccable, and the consequences are undeniable. So why does it aver that no one is smart enough to see through its transparent lies? Well, I'm sure Jagex would rather dismantle the family unit than answer that particular question.

How can we trust an intransigent undesirable who actively conceals its true intentions? We can't. And besides, an armed revolt against Jagex is morally justified. However, I believe that it is not yet strategically justified.

As for me, I have no bombs, no planes, no artillery, and no terrorist plots. But I do have weapons and tactics that are far more deadly: pure light and simple truth. To tolerate Jagex's crass, juvenile ideologies simply because they're not packaged and sold as negligent is to make excessive use of foul language. Of perhaps even more concern is that I want to see all of us working together to stick to the facts and offer only those arguments that can be supported by those facts. Yes, this is an idealistic approach to actualizing our restorative goals. Nevertheless, you should realize that many people are convinced that the idea of letting Jagex rely on the psychological effects of terror to magnify the localized effects of its asseverations so that, like a stone hurled into a pool of water, shock waves ripple from the epicenter of Jagex's attacks to the furthest reaches of the Earth is, in itself, loopy. I can't comment on that, but I can say that this is a free country, and I allege we ought to keep it that way. There are two types of people in this world. There are those who give lunatics control of the asylum, and there are those who foster mutual understanding. Jagex fits neatly into the former category, of course. After having read this, you may think that I fear the shallow orthodoxies of Jagex's semi-intelligible, scabrous form of revisionism. Nevertheless, you should always remember that onanism is arguably the most frightening and devastating problem facing us all.

It's automatically generated and not real, as the above poster said
Google:
https://www.google.com/search?btnG=Google+Search&q=Parts+of+what+follows+below+were+actually+painful+to+write.+However%2C+because+of+the+ongoing+misinformation+campaigns+launched+by
Tons of hits, it's all BS.
It's a joke.

I am writing this post in simple English in order that everyone can read and understand my words. I assume you already know that when it comes time to take a stand, Jacmob invariably dives for cover, but I have something more important to tell you. Everywhere he's gone, he has tried to dominate the whole earth and take possession of all its riches. It can happen here, too.

I don't suppose Jacmob realizes which dialectic principle he's violating by maintaining that things have never been better. Therefore, I shall take it upon myself to explain. We must understand that by now, we are all more than familiar with Jacmob's litigious allocutions. And we must formulate that understanding into as clear and cogent a message as possible.

For those who need very specific examples in order to grasp the significance of Jacmob's cop-outs, I'll give a very specific example: Think for a moment about the way that Jacmob's comments are often appallingly insensate, sometimes pertinacious, frequently off-point, and occasionally insincere. Nevertheless, they do tell us something important about Jacmob. They tell us that Jacmob intends to weaken family ties. He has graduated from occasionally exempting himself from the few principles he has to betraying them altogether. Am I aware of how Jacmob will react when he reads that last sentence? Yes. Do I care? No, because I want to let him know, in no uncertain terms, that his mind is hermetically sealed against fresh air from the real world. But first, let me pose an abstract question. Will the world ever be free of self-pitying ideologues like him? We already have our answer: As a respected journalist put it, "Jacmob can't, for the life of him, understand why anyone would prefer so much as one minute of solitude to the company of an improvident gang of vicious nebbishes (also known as Jacmob's expositors)". She probably could have added that I admit I have a tendency to become a bit insensitive whenever I rebuke Jacmob for trying to up the ante considerably. While I am desirous of mending this tiny personality flaw, there is a proper place in life for hatred. Hatred of that which is wrong is a powerful and valuable tool. But when Jacmob perverts hatred in order to sap people's moral stamina, it becomes clear that if the past is any indication of the future, he will once again attempt to clear-cut ancient forest lands. Many the things I've talked about in this post are obvious. We all know they're true. But still it's necessary for us to say them because Jacmob is off his trolley.

Haha. I got this "Lorum Ipsum" feeling at first sight. Something wrong indeed.

…I already said that twice, a couple hours before Alaska did.

From: senrath
…I already said that twice, a couple hours before Alaska did.

Guns? Absence of religion? Lack of self-esteem? Poor parenting? The entertainment industry? Who's to blame for Mr. Senrath's testy memoranda? Numerous professionals (and not-so-professionals) have speculated and mulled, publicly and privately, over what has caused Senrath to scapegoat easy, unpopular targets, thereby diverting responsibility from more culpable parties. You see, I sincerely believe that the extent of collaboration between him and delirious astrologers is unknown but presumably significant. And because of that belief, I'm going to throw politeness and inoffensiveness to the winds. In this letter, I'm going to be as rude and crude as I know how, to reinforce the point that my general thesis is that he thinks that he acts in the public interest. However, his modes of thought represent explicitly his overly accepting attitude towards what I call brassbound, flagitious louts. I'll talk a lot more about that later, but first let me finish my general thesis: The mere mention of his loathsome name jacks my blood pressure up into dangerous territory. And that's why I'm writing this letter; this is my manifesto, if you will, on how to condemn his criminal ineptitude. There's no way I can do that alone, and there's no way I can do it without first stating that there's something I've observed about him. Namely, he may not know how to spell "heterochromatization", but he undoubtedly knows how to replace discourse and open dialogue with snooty claims and blatant ugliness. I've further observed that every time Senrath utters or writes a statement that supports unilateralism—even indirectly—it sends a message that human beings should be appraised by the number of things and the amount of money they possess instead of by their internal value and achievements. I indeed profess that we mustn't let him make such statements, partly because we cannot and we must not allow ourselves to become infected with the fatal germs of gnosticism, but primarily because I deeply believe that it's within our grasp to find the inner strength to improve the lot of humankind. Be grateful for this first and last tidbit of comforting news. The rest of this letter will center around the way that if we don't remove the Senrath threat now, it will bite us in our backside faster than you can say "photodisintegration".

To reverse the devolutionary course that Saying It Twice has set for us we need to begin with a frank acknowledgment of the basic humanness of each of us. And we must acknowledge that Saying It Twice's blandishments disgust and infuriate me. Let's get down to brass tacks: While Saying It Twice and other antihumanist, repressive killjoys sometimes differ on the details and scale of their upcoming campaigns of terror they never fail to agree on the basic principle and substance. Hence, it is imperative that you understand that whenever it announces that truth is merely a social construct, its goombahs applaud on cue and the accolades are long and ostentatious. What's funny is that they don't provide similar feedback whenever I tell them that you don't need to be a rocket scientist to detect the subtext of this letter. But just in case it's too subliminal for some, let me thrust it into your face right here: I honestly allege that uncongenial fence-sitters (especially the insipid type) differ from each other only in the degree to which they con us into believing that caciquism is absolutely essential to the well-being of society. My views, of course, are not the issue here. The issue is that many people are looking for a modern-day Moses who will split the sea of ruffianism and study the problem and recommend corrective action. I can't claim that I'm the right person for the job, but I can say that I'm no psychiatrist. Still, from the little I know about psychiatry I can say that Saying It Twice seems to exhibit many of the symptoms of Asperger's syndrome. I don't say that to judge but merely to put Saying It Twice's sinister insinuations into perspective.

going to make it short:

tbh, tl;dr.

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http://baconipsum.com/ :D

Oh well now it all makes sense, damn troll or hacked.

Unless you're a newly hatched pod person you already know that SRL's efforts to retard the free and natural economic development of various countries' indigenous population have touched the lives of every person in this country. But let me add that it prefers "Fisking"—line-by-line rebuttals in which facts are dropped like radar chaff—to rational debate or building a coherent argument. You may be disappointed to hear that my concrete suggestions on how to tackle the multinational death machine that it is currently constructing are sprinkled throughout this letter like raisins in a pudding, not grouped together in a single block of text at the end. This was a conscious decision I made based on the observation that SRL's doctrinaire schemes are meticulously designed to keep the population unaware, uneducated, dumbed down, and focused on stupefying activities like video games. The intention is to prevent people from noticing that SRL has been emptying garbage pails full of the vilest slanders and defamations on the clean garments of honorable people. I'd like to finish with a quote from a private e-mail message sent to me by a close friend of mine: "SRL thinks it can impress us by talking about 'nondenominationalism this' and 'scientificoreligious that'"

Funny thing is, there are people who "agree" with his post. :p Nice ass licking. Some may say "agree" as a joke, but I doubt they all know it's a fake post.

From: Mr. Bottomtooth
Funny thing is, there are people who "agree" with his post. :p Nice ass licking. Some may say "agree" as a joke, but I doubt they all know it's a fake post.

You expected something else from retarded 12 year olds?

From: WT-Fakawi
Haha. I got this "Lorum Ipsum" feeling at first sight. Something wrong indeed.

Same.
This doesn't even seem like Jacmob's style of writing. At all.


@litoris
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From: Mr. Bottomtooth
Holy shit that's a lot of text.

Serious now, I'll start reading….. Maybe I'm able to comment somewhere in the next decade.

From: kingarabian
Good god, where is the tl;dr.

I'm going to agree here.. I started reading the first sentence and then noticed how tiny the scroll bar was… honestly jacmob and his actions don't really change how we do things around here.. whether or not he is the one who makes stuff change on RS doesn't matter, either way we'll be having to adapt to it.

From: footballjds
@litoris
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I say that every time I see his name…Ha.