SRL Archive - NOTA

IRC Quotes


Dgby714

2011-07-26 21:01:31

Post IRC Quotes =)


Starting with
From: IRC
[20:56:48] <@BenLand100> fuck. my laptop is upstairs and i already took off my pants

Flight

2011-07-26 21:10:30

Can I post my 2-4 year old quotes from Dodian IRC :)?

Edit:
Nevermind, all mine are on my old computer on the other side of the planet…

Bebe

2011-07-26 21:19:21

http://www.thehhd.com/irclogs.html

Take your pick lol

Awkwardsaw

2011-07-26 21:41:28

I have a list from my old clan somewhere. For now my sig counts ;)

Dgby714

2011-07-26 22:06:06

Bebe, I doubt anyone looks in logs just for funny quotes >..>

From: IRC
[21:44:22] <Dgby714> Computer locked up while decrypting a dvd >..>
[21:50:58] <R0b0t1> Dgby714: IT'S THE FBI THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU

Frement

2011-07-26 22:09:09

<Gherkin> FUCK ME IN THE ASS WITH A KNIFE!


The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 3 characters.

cycrosism

2011-07-27 02:39:41

I made a thread about this a while ago, it got closed pretty fast though

Dgby714

2011-07-27 02:46:01

From: cycrosism
I made a thread about this a while ago, it got closed pretty fast though


http://villavu.com/forum/showthread.php?t=49628

^ That is in the wrong section. Unless you were bashing someone….

Mine's for stuff said in IRC that you thought was funny. No bashing people here!

Wizzup?

2011-07-27 05:24:32

Do they all have to be offensive though…? :) (No, the IRC is not just offensive)

footballjds

2011-07-27 12:09:03

2010-01-03–00:17:28 <Amazonia> <TitsFan7> YOU CANT EVEN SPLEL

….

mixster

2011-07-27 12:26:32

<@Jason2gs> I don't think knowledge of Chuck Norris is a prerequisite for network admining :<


Some people :rolleyes:

BraK

2011-07-27 12:29:01

<mixster> Jason2gs: you need knowledge of Chuck Norris in case he tries to gain access to the server


Glad you cleared it up for him :)

~BraK

Jason2gs

2011-07-27 12:30:11

From: Wizzup?
Do they all have to be offensive though…? :) (No, the IRC is not just offensive)


Only mostly.

From: mixster
Some people :rolleyes:


Ho ho ho.

From: BraK
Glad you cleared it up for him :)

~BraK


Yeah, but,

<Jason2gs> It's not like you'd be able to fight him off, anyway.

BraK

2011-07-27 13:07:09

<mixster> my name is mixster not Mixster
<BraK> lol I haven't been to that thread in quite some time :)
<BraK> Nice find Mixster
<BraK> :p
<mixster> :<
<mixster> Jason2gs: let's get together and get BraK banned


lol

~BraK

Bebe

2011-07-27 18:20:47

From: Dgby714
Bebe, I doubt anyone looks in logs just for funny quotes >..>

I was implying that the majority of things that are said on #SRL are funny >..>

Frement

2011-07-28 11:15:42

10:12 < TheSaw> Describe how do you imagine a job interview for a romanian would go in your country :D
10:12 < xliqz^> "next"


And the country in question was Finland.

Yago

2011-08-01 22:41:30

[22:40] <@TheDoctor> speaking of sluts, where is BEBE

Smarter Child

2011-08-01 22:52:56

From: Yago
[22:40] <@TheDoctor> speaking of sluts, where is BEBE


Rep'd you for that, this is genuine. :p

Edit: o noez, Bebe is viewing the thread =O

Yago

2011-08-02 13:04:47

From: Smarter Child
Rep'd you for that, this is genuine. :p

Edit: o noez, Bebe is viewing the thread =O


Lol bebes gonna kill us

Dgby714

2011-08-03 05:25:06

From: IRC
[05:20:27] <cycrosism> I finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.

lol'd

cycrosism

2011-08-03 05:36:11

I lol'd as well

Yago

2011-08-03 11:20:48

lol

Dgby714

2011-08-03 12:06:33

=) another IRC server but still lol'd

From: IRC
[11:44:49] <Dgby714> my cuban had turkey, ham, american, chedder, lettuce, tomato, and jalapenos
[11:45:14] <&KeyszerS> american? you mean like people meat?

noidea

2011-08-03 15:07:16

From: Dgby714
=) another IRC server but still lol'd


TD irc is shit.

Smarter Child

2011-08-03 18:52:47

@Dgby714 that's a good one :p

Drakan

2011-08-03 19:09:55

From: Dgby714
lol'd


Jigsaw one is my favorite yet. I lol'ed hard.

I have one by nava in my sig that was pretty funny :) He was tryin to tell me that linux was awesome and stuff, right as it kicked him off IRC.

Dgby714

2011-08-03 22:27:49

From: noidea
TD irc is shit.


Did you get banned, again?

Dgby714

2011-08-04 08:12:54

weee

From: IRC
[08:06:34] <Mayozcherquoi> My bum is itchy :(
[08:06:43] <mixster> totally read that as mum first


From: IRC
[08:09:09] <mixster> your mum's bum isn't itchy
[08:09:10] <mixster> just she is
[08:09:18] <ItchyBum> my dads bum is female??


From: IRC
[08:11:10] <Boom> how do i set my hostname again? :'(
[08:11:37] <Dgby714> Boom, "sudo shutdown 0"
[08:11:59] <Boom> ahh ty

**BANNED The Man

2011-08-04 08:31:59

Oh the wonders of irc :D

-Boom

cycrosism

2011-08-04 08:40:15

From: drags111
Jigsaw one is my favorite yet. I lol'ed hard.


Many people like that jigsaw quote, that is why I said it :P

**BANNED The Man

2011-08-04 08:57:22

<kz> i met a girl


I lol'd.

BraK

2011-08-04 11:21:51

From: IRC
<BraK> Hoi I'm Home :)
<mixster> no, you're BraK
<BraK> :p
<Tootoot222> i have noidea
<BraK> Tootoot222, shouldn't you be a Smarter_Child
<Tootoot222> i'm in school right now!
<Dgby714> lol
<BraK> That's right #SRL-School is the place to be :)


Was a nice first convo of the evening.

~BraK

Drakan

2011-08-04 11:54:42

From: BraK
Was a nice first convo of the evening.

~BraK


Clever. haha, made me smile.

**BANNED The Man

2011-08-04 20:41:06

<Smarter_Child> mixster just raped me
<mixster> Pretty sure I would have remember doing that


:D

-Boom

Smarter Child

2011-08-04 22:05:18

@Dynamite loooooooooooool

<Smarter_Child> haha
<Smarter_Child> i beat the system
<Harri> stop it
<Smarter_Child> Sexy loses
<Awkwardsaw> not that funny
<Awkwardsaw> :)
<mixster> Jason2gs: ban him please?
<Smarter_Child> Harri am i interrupting your teenage anime porn?
<mixster> just for a year or two
<Tootoot222> Smarter_Child: it'll still kick you just for spamming
<Tootoot222> after a few lines
<Smarter_Child> mixster: you made cuz u won't script for us
<mixster> Smarter_Child: you're very optimistic if you think they're teenagers
<Tootoot222> lol ^

noidea

2011-08-05 00:00:30

[11:26:20] #srl: < Tootoot222> i have noidea
[11:28:54] #srl: <&Bebe> I have noidea what #SRL-School is
[11:29:02] #srl: <&Bebe> liek noidea at all
[11:29:09] #srl: <@Jason2gs> I bet noidea hates us.
[11:29:25] #srl: < Dgby714> I have noidea why he would
[11:29:51] #srl: <&Bebe> so we all have noidea why noidea would hate us?
[11:30:01] #srl: < Dgby714> noidea….
[11:30:05] #srl: <@Jason2gs> noidea. noidea at all.
[11:30:16] #srl: * Bebe has noidea
[11:30:32] #srl: < Dgby714> noidear
[11:30:34] #srl: <@Jason2gs> mixster, noidea
[11:31:01] #srl: < Dgby714> still noidear
[15:53:16] #srl: < mixster> I have noidea - you might be better off finding a
channel with more Android experience
[15:55:31] #srl: <&Bebe> i have noidea also


I come home to this… highlighted to the max.

BraK

2011-08-05 01:58:49

@NoIdea lol that's the later part of my quote that just kept on going :)

@Smarter Child lol

~BraK

Smarter Child

2011-08-06 00:24:42

<R0b0t1> now go away while the men talk
<Smarter_Child> R0b0t1, you ain't a man, go get laid and then we'll talk
<Awkwardsaw> Smarter_Child, how old are you
<Awkwardsaw> just wondering
<Smarter_Child> 15
<Awkwardsaw> Are you even old enough to get laid. :D
<Smarter_Child> well legal age is 12 in Canada ;)
<Awkwardsaw> thats kind of gross tbh
<Smarter_Child> lol
<Awkwardsaw> why would anyone fuck a 12 year old
<Smarter_Child> idkask Harri


Lol :p

<Awkwardsaw> you need to meet my family
<Smarter_Child> lol

Bebe

2011-08-06 03:38:58

From: noidea
I come home to this… highlighted to the max.

<3 :p

Smarter Child

2011-08-06 03:50:29

From: noidea
I come home to this… highlighted to the max.


I had noidea… :D

MORE QUOTES <333:

<Wizzup> yeah color is <3
<BraK> wizzup you should totally update your essminer for simba and rerelease it :D
<Simtoon_> ahahahahaha
<Simtoon_> AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
* Smarter_Child thinks he has better projects to worry aboot
<BraK> ???
<Simtoon_> Wizzup is a lazy motherfucker

Awkwardsaw

2011-08-07 23:05:01

[20:00] -> [#hermes] FINGER
[20:00] <@Tim-> Akwardsaw massive orgy?
[20:00] <@Riffpilgrim> akw you're such a whore
[20:00] <@`David> akward i feel violated
[20:01] <+BoRg> akw has Riffpilgrim
[20:01] <+BoRg> sounds akward

BoRg is a borg, btw :p

e:
[20:01] <@Riffpilgrim> borg he had everyone
[20:01] <@Riffpilgrim> D:
[20:01] * +BoRg : )

Smarter Child

2011-08-08 09:50:14

<Jason2gs> Pasta!
<Smarter_Child> Spaghetti?
* mixster raises his hand
<mixster> PASTA!
* Dgby714 has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
<Smarter_Child> Pizza
<mixster> Dgby couldn't handle the pasta
<Smarter_Child> haha


This one is good :p

More :
* Smarter_Child slaps Shuttleu
* Shuttleu has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
<mixster> Smarter_Child: you knocked him out!


Smarter_Child> Coh3n ur married !$@#
<mixster> If you were, there's no way you would've done that stuff
<Smarter_Child> -.-
<mixster> (you know which stuff I'm talking about)
<Coh3n> no, by wife i mean gf lol
* mixster rolls his eyes
<Smarter_Child> ah, soon to be wife?
<Coh3n> Smarter_Child: no, but eventually
<Coh3n> been together 3 years already
<mixster> about time for an upgrade then?
<Smarter_Child> okay when you propose you gotta announce it on SRL :)
<mixster> nah, you gotta propose to her via irc
<Smarter_Child> lol
>Coh3n< CTCP WILL you marry me?
<Coh3n> Smarter_Child: I will
<Smarter_Child> lol
<Coh3n> mixster: she doesn't have a clue what irc is
<Smarter_Child> marry me or announce on srl?

Dgby714

2011-08-08 12:05:47

From: Smarter Child
This one is good :p


lol'd

Drakan

2011-08-09 12:00:04

* You have been kicked from #srl by FlyingMintBunny (no dragons allowed either. that last mass-village-burning was the straw on the camel's back.)


luls jason.

Smarter Child

2011-08-09 18:59:23

<Wizzup> Dgby714: you're awesome
<Dgby714> ?
<Wizzup> just wanted to say that


Lol.

Dgby714

2011-08-09 19:21:49

[19:19:55] <Smarter_Child> /msg nickserv identify dgbysexy
[19:21:21] <navatwo> 19:20 <navatwo> ghost Smarter_Child dgbysexy
[19:21:21] <navatwo> 19:20 -NickServ(service@rizon.net)- Access denied.
[19:21:40] <Dgby714> lol navatwo you tried it too?


lol'd

Awkwardsaw

2011-08-09 20:22:56

moar borg quotes

<Cupid> i'm lagging therefore, Riffpilgrim is gay

[17:16] <@Akwardsaw> heya
[17:17] <+BoRg> heya clowd
[17:17] <@Akwardsaw> im not a collection of water particles in the sky
[17:17] <+BoRg> homoerotic pornography collection

<+BoRg> night everyone /notice afrodan gratz on bein a bitch sometimes

Troll

2011-08-09 20:51:20

First time i join

The_Troll was kicked by FlyingMintBunny (no trolls allowed here. only humans and elves. dwarves and orcs are on a case-by-case basis.)

Drakan

2011-08-09 21:52:23

Drags111> Jason2gs, …. plz grow balls
* Jason2gs has kicked Dgby714 from #srl (Stfu.)
* Dgby714 (~Dgby714@Hey.Look.I.got.a.VHost) has joined #srl
<Drags111> LOLOLOL
<Drags111> failed.
<mixster> Jason2gs: wrong one
<Jason2gs> mixster, hm?
<Jason2gs> oh
<Drags111> rofl
* You have been kicked from #srl by Jason2gs (Drags111)

lolol

Smarter Child

2011-08-09 22:38:48

From: Dgby714
lol'd


From: drags111
lolol


i lol'd, lolol

Wizzup?

2011-08-10 05:33:57

IRC lologs.

Smarter Child

2011-08-10 08:51:55

<Smarter_Child> no pain no gain
<mixster> Smarter_Child: tell that to him http://www.explosm.net/comics/2147/
<Smarter_Child> nice pic :p
<Wizzup> mixster: I laughed out loud
<mixster> Wizzup: it's a great way to pick up chicks
<Wizzup> I might do it
<Wizzup> but they'd notice it, the penis all the way down to the bed
<Wizzup> They'd probably trip
<Smarter_Child> lol
<Wizzup> let alone if it was erect they might hurt themselves
<Smarter_Child> quoted?
<Wizzup> lol
<Wizzup> Some things should stay in IRC ;)
<Smarter_Child> too late


Lol Wizzup

**BANNED The Man

2011-08-10 10:17:43

From: Smarter Child
Lol Wizzup


AHAHAHAHA :D

-Boom

BraK

2011-08-10 17:43:03

<Drags111> rawr
<Drags111> hi
<BraK> Drags111, shush people trying to sleep
<Drags111> but dragons roar :(
<Drags111> i cant help it
<BraK> Not when people sleep they meow
<Drags111> since when have i ever meowe
<Drags111> meowed
<BraK> just now :)
<Shuttleu> just then
<Drags111> dangit.
<Shuttleu> lol
<Drags111> touche


lololol

~BraK

Drakan

2011-08-10 17:56:13

=D I love u brak <3

Shuttleu

2011-08-10 19:07:24


<Smarter_Child> i'm running this game and the frame rate is so sloww
<Smarter_Child> can i speed it up?
<Shuttleu> no
<Dgby714> Smarter_Child: How many fps?
<Shuttleu> 1
<Smarter_Child> lol i don't know
<Smarter_Child> but it is slowww
<Shuttleu> go get a stopwatch and time it
<Dgby714 Shuttleu: lol'd


~shut

Dgby714

2011-08-10 21:05:07

[20:59:40] <Dgby714> ./#srl.20110729.log:[23:50:34] <Dgby714> use sdl
[20:59:49] <Dgby714> ./#srl.20110729.log:[23:53:22] <R0b0t1> BenLand100: Use SDL…
[21:00:01] <Dgby714> He suggested it 3mins after me
[21:00:03] <Dgby714> >..>
[21:00:23] <@BenLand100> and i ignored your suggestion, but took his. should tell you something :3
[21:00:32] <Dgby714> LOL >..>


>..>

Dgby714

2011-08-10 22:59:14

[22:58:00] <Smarter_Child> Don't quote me, for our love cannot be quoted
[22:58:12] <Dgby714> LOL


This was after a conv between me and him.

Smarter Child

2011-08-10 23:00:07

From: Dgby714
This was after a conv between me and him.


Ah, you mean this one :p:

<Smarter_Child> Simba <3
<Smarter_Child> Dgby714 0.5*<3
<Dgby714> =O
<Dgby714> I'm 1/2 loved?
<Smarter_Child> yes
<Dgby714> lol
<Smarter_Child> lol
<Dgby714> Why?
<Smarter_Child> because i love Simba twice as much as you :)
<Dgby714> lol
<Smarter_Child> Don't quote me, for our love cannot be quoted
<Dgby714> LOL
<Dgby714> I'm gonna quote that last one ^
<Smarter_Child> lol



This made me LOL:
<Carlito> Dgby714 write a script that complains to people in runescape about bots.

Dgby714

2011-08-10 23:06:23

[23:05:52] <Carlito> Dgby714 write a script that complains to people in runescape about bots.
[23:05:59] <Smarter_Child> lol
[23:06:01] <Dgby714> Carlito: LOL


LOL'd

Nava2

2011-08-11 09:05:00

Contributing..

R0b0t1 LMFAO
09:01 Wizzup What's so funny
09:01 Smarter_Child THIS *insert youtube link*
09:01 R0b0t1 Wizzup: The guy's penis is actually as thick as his wrist
09:02 Wizzup Is that not normal?
09:02 R0b0t1 I see what you did there.

BraK

2011-08-11 10:04:41

From: Nava2
Contributing..


you have to do it somewhere :p jk <3

~BraK

Dgby714

2011-08-11 11:54:53

[11:54:02] <Tootoot222> damnit
[11:54:07] <Tootoot222> i installed the package on my laptop
[11:54:07] <Tootoot222> lol
[11:54:12] * Tootoot222 forgot to ssh


=P…

BraK

2011-08-11 18:03:46

[00:00] * MIXSTERSUCKSDONGS (~dongs@9B31BE6F.74846750.5C762E08.IP) has joined #srl
[00:01] <MIXSTERSUCKSDONGS> MIXSTER SUCKS DONGS
[00:01] <mixster> MIXSTERSUCKSDONGS: http://imgur.com/r/funny/tYku6
[00:01] <MIXSTERSUCKSDONGS> ETCETC
[00:01] <MIXSTERSUCKSDONGS> i can't click that because telnet has no web browser
[00:01] <MIXSTERSUCKSDONGS> actually i'm not using telnet; this is netcat
[00:01] <Rawr> Tootoot222, as in, xchat and irssi are about equal in terms of goodness.
[00:01] <Rawr> Shuttleu, I does not.
[00:01] <BraK> mixster, that's fucking funny
[00:01] * MIXSTERSUCKSDONGS is now known as Jason2gsSucksDongs
[00:01] <Shuttleu> why?
[00:01] * Rawr has kicked Jason2gsSucksDongs from #srl (nope.)
[00:02] * Jason2gsSucksDongs (~dongs@9B31BE6F.74846750.5C762E08.IP) has joined #srl
[00:02] * Shuttleu_ has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
[00:02] * Jason2gsSucksDongs (~dongs@9B31BE6F.74846750.5C762E08.IP) has left #srl
[00:02] * Jason2gsSucksDongs (~dongs@9B31BE6F.74846750.5C762E08.IP) has joined #srl
[00:02] * Rawr has kicked Jason2gsSucksDongs from #srl (nope.)
[00:02] * Jason2gsSucksDongs (~dongs@9B31BE6F.74846750.5C762E08.IP) has joined #srl
[00:02] * Jason2gsSucksDongs (~dongs@9B31BE6F.74846750.5C762E08.IP) has left #srl
[00:02] * Jason2gsSucksDongs (~dongs@9B31BE6F.74846750.5C762E08.IP) has joined #srl
[00:02] * Rawr has kicked Jason2gsSucksDongs from #srl (nope.)
[00:02] <BraK> lol
[00:02] * Jason2gsSucksDongs (~dongs@9B31BE6F.74846750.5C762E08.IP) has joined #srl
[00:02] * Jason2gsSucksDongs (~dongs@9B31BE6F.74846750.5C762E08.IP) has left #srl
[00:02] * Jason2gsSucksDongs (~dongs@9B31BE6F.74846750.5C762E08.IP) has joined #srl
[00:02] <Carlito> damn someone getting raped.
[00:02] <Rawr> .ban Jason2gsSucksDongs :<
[00:02] * Sexy sets ban on *!*@9B31BE6F.74846750.5C762E08.IP
[00:02] * Sexy has kicked Jason2gsSucksDongs from #srl (:<)
[00:02] <Tootoot222> tepic
[00:02] <Tootoot222> TEpic
[00:02] <Carlito> someone put that in the forumn quotes.


~BraK

Im4everlast

2011-08-11 18:19:02

I deffinetly have to visit you guys on irc sometime, because this thread just made my day xD

BraK

2011-08-11 18:20:47

It's a totally awesome time to be had by all :)

~BraK

**BANNED The Man

2011-08-11 18:47:26

<BraK> Good night everyone the wife is a calling me to bed :D
<mixster> BraK: it's a trap!
<mixster> she has sore feet!
<BraK> Going to "BED"
<mixster> BraK: well, where are her feet?
<mixster> in the bed
<mixster> where will your hands be?
<BraK> lol
<mixster> in the bed
<mixster> I rest my case

Just got back from… downstairs and Brak is already having hankypanky… :D

-Boom

Dgby714

2011-08-11 18:50:47

From: Dynamite
Just got back from… downstairs and Brak is already having hankypanky… :D

-Boom


[18:42:50] <BraK> Mixster was right it was a trap she's getting sick and doesn't want to take meds


lol'd

Shuttleu

2011-08-11 19:09:47

<mixster> Rawr: ~20 mins in *youtube link*
<mixster> Jedi Mind Trick irl
<mixster> (unsure if it'll work for you USAin)
<mixster> "This is the dog you're looking for"
<Frement> BraK wat?
<Tootoot222> mixster: =( unavailable
<Tootoot222> how is that possible in the land of t3h fr33
<mixster> Tootoot222: search for "derren brown mind control 3"
<mixster> he literally tells the sort of attendant person that "this is the dog you're looking for" and she accepts that he's right and gives him money as if his ticket was a winning ticket when it was not
<Tootoot222> lol
<mixster> hence Jedi Mind Tricks aren't just for Jedis


Moral of the story: Jedi Mind Tricks aren't just for Jedis

~shut

Smarter Child

2011-08-12 02:31:04

<cycrosism> I'm going to go to a gun store and ask where the anti-depressants are
<Smarter_Child> lol
<Smarter_Child> they'll give you a gun and 1 bullet
<Smarter_Child> you can put it to your head
<Smarter_Child> for the anti depressant to take full effect, trigger must be pushed all the way
<Smarter_Child> WARNING: Do not administer this medicine to anyone but yourself
<Dgby714> lol


Some more..^

Yago

2011-08-12 11:16:27

From: Smarter Child
Some more..^


lol what happened to keep out of the reach of childer :p

i loled at that one :)

Smarter Child

2011-08-12 21:24:21

LOL more ! :

<cycrosism> "I know you folks at Best Buy are always trying to confuse people like me. I dont wan't to hear any bullshit, just show me where the discs of internet are"
<cycrosism> "Discs… Ma'am I don't quite understand, do you already have a provider? or…"
<cycrosism> "CUT THE BULLSHIT, just show me where I can get a disc of internet!"
<cycrosism> "In the aisle next to car stereos ma'am."
<Smarter_Child> LOL

Drakan

2011-08-12 22:32:40

From: Smarter Child
LOL more ! :


lolololololol i can so relate, since i work there >.>

Smarter Child

2011-08-13 03:29:31

Some fun with russians:

<Smarter_Child> <3
<Mantup> lolz
<Mantup> Iv been waiting for you, Vladimir.
* Smarter_Child Vladmir_Child
<Smarter_Child> woops
* You are now known as Vladmir_Child
<Mantup> :p
* Mantup is now known as Nikolai_Putnam
<Nikolai_Putnam> Gorbechev is dead, comrade!
<Vladmir_Child> No!
<Vladmir_Child> We must save the mother land!
* You are now known as Vladmir_Petrov
* Vladmir_Petrov thanks google for cool russian last names /offtopic
<Nikolai_Putnam> I believe it was my brother. I shall ohone the KGB
<Vladmir_Petrov> Quick, Nikolai_Putnam we cannot let the Americans escape!
<Nikolai_Putnam> phone*
<Nikolai_Putnam> Afterr I drink some vodka
* Nikolai_Putnam sips vodka
* Vladmir_Petrov chugs a gallon of vodka
<Vladmir_Petrov> i am not a pusse
<Vladmir_Petrov> this is how REAL RUSSIANS DRINK
* Nikolai_Putnam laughs at how mr. Petrov is now out of vodka
<Nikolai_Putnam> He will not last.
<Vladmir_Petrov> Putnam, gimme some vodka
* Nikolai_Putnam pulls out a glock and caps two Americans trying to escape from their jails
* Nikolai_Putnam grabs their vodka, gives to Petrov after emptying half of it into his own mouth
* Vladmir_Petrov shoots an RPG rocket at the Americans, just missing Putnam's head
<Nikolai_Putnam> You fuckwit.
<Vladmir_Petrov> forgive me Putnam
<Vladmir_Petrov> i am but a drunk russian
* Nikolai_Putnam takes vodka back
<Nikolai_Putnam> You are forgiven.
* Vladmir_Petrov snatches Vodka
<Vladmir_Petrov> Some vodka would suit the apology
<Nikolai_Putnam> We shall play Russian Roulette
<Nikolai_Putnam> winner takes all
-Global- [T] Please excuse the split. Someone sneezed on the wrong cable. As always, thanks for flying with Rizon :)
<Nikolai_Putnam> Oh shit
<Vladmir_Petrov> Rizon !
* Vladmir_Petrov shoots Rizon admin
<Nikolai_Putnam> The Americans are in our infrastructure!
<Vladmir_Petrov> kill the american!
* Nikolai_Putnam pokes silly american with a stick until he releases CIA secrets.
<Nikolai_Putnam> Mr. Reagan is allergic to potatoe skin!
<Nikolai_Putnam> bwahahaha
* Vladmir_Petrov pokes silly american with large russian penis until he releases dirty secrets about his american girlfriend
<Nikolai_Putnam> Whatta cunt.
<Nikolai_Putnam> They do that in America?
* Nikolai_Putnam sips vodka
* Nikolai_Putnam says some words in a heavy Russian accent
* Vladmir_Petrov chugs vodka, and hip fires ak-47 like a mad man
* Nikolai_Putnam gets shot through
* Vladmir_Petrov shoots a Narwhal
* Nikolai_Putnam has quit (Quit: Leaving)
* Vladmir_Petrov lets a Narwhal near his balls, and is doomed
<Choroid> Natty Narwhal
* Vladmir_Petrov has died.


and:

<Choroid> I'm 12 and what is this?
<Mantup> A penis.
<Smarter_Child> Lol
<Litoris> inb4 IRC quoote thread

Putnam

2011-08-13 03:36:43

From: Smarter Child
Some fun with russians:


Best shit ever. I'm out of vodka

Shuttleu

2011-08-13 17:55:13

<Wizzup> Tootoot222: one more fix
(random crap here)
<Wizzup> Tootoot222: done
<Tootoot222> what was the fix?
<Wizzup> forgot to commit files


~shut

EDIT:
22:09:33: <R0b0t1> But I'm R0b0t1! Everyone trusts me.
22:09:45: <Shuttleu> R0b0t1: i dont
22:09:58: <R0b0t1> :(
22:10:00: <R0b0t1> Who asked you
22:10:21: <Shuttleu> i didnt give a answer, i gave a statement
22:10:58: <mixster> then you must be a criminal and so you don't matter
22:11:19: <Shuttleu> damn, he knows
22:11:26: <Tootoot222> 'cause criminals don't have rights
22:11:30: shuttleu is now known as a_criminal
22:12:14: <a_criminal> mwahaha, fear me!
22:12:22: Tootoot222 imprisons a_criminal
22:12:34: <mixster> ^ capital punishment
22:12:55: <Tootoot222> XD
22:12:57: <a_criminal> noooo… you cant punish me!
22:13:17: <a_criminal> ill… ill … ill bite your legs
22:13:29: <a_criminal> or whatever comes to my face
22:13:39: <mixster> cynaide capsules
22:13:42: Tootoot222 sticks a bar of soap in A_Criminal's face
22:13:46: <a_criminal> not them though
22:14:08: <a_criminal> *muffle* *muffle* *muffle*
22:14:15: <mixster> how about cyanide capsules then?
22:14:28: a_criminal spits bar of soap out
22:14:33: <a_criminal> NEVAR!
22:14:41: Tootoot222 shoves the soap back into A_Criminal's mouth
22:14:43: <mixster> Nevada?
22:14:46: <Tootoot222> quiet A_Criminal!
22:15:01: Jason2gs flogs A_Criminal.
22:15:40: a_criminal wriggles free from his jacket or whatever he is being held in
22:15:42: mixster hands A_Criminal PUNISHMENT
22:15:49: <mixster> ^ just handed him capital punishment
22:16:14: <a_criminal> what is capital punisment over here?
22:16:26: <mixster> very loud
22:16:33: <a_criminal> you see i have just moved over from aussie
22:17:04: RAWR uses Growl
22:17:15: a_criminal wimperes
22:17:23: mixster uses Double-Slap
22:17:33: <mixster> It's super echoective!
22:17:37: RAWR uses Spank Erotically
22:17:43: a_criminal is knowcked unconcious
22:17:49: <a_criminal> knocked*
22:17:59: RAWR uses Take Advantage of Unconscious Body
22:18:28: a_criminal wakes up to find something sticking in his arse
22:18:46: a_criminal also finds he has been unties
22:18:53: <a_criminal> mwaha!
22:18:55: <mixster> unties?
22:19:03: <a_criminal> unitied
22:19:19: <RAWR> untittied
22:19:21: a_criminal punches Rawr in the balls
22:19:38: <a_criminal> right, now your down, i have to make my escape
22:19:44: <mixster> dyslexic escapologists usually work in pairs
22:19:49: <a_criminal> errr… where do i go?
22:19:52: <mixster> it's because when they join forces, they untie
22:19:56: Tootoot222 points into a jail cell
22:20:01: <RAWR> Do not pass Go.
22:20:04: <RAWR> Do not collect $200.
22:20:10: <a_criminal> i tihk i will go in that direction instead
22:20:18: a_criminal goes in oposite direction
22:20:25: <mixster> Rawr: no one actually knows the real Monopoly rules, do they?
22:20:43: <mixster> kind of like the Ten Commandments
22:20:45: Tootoot222 giggles as A_Criminal runs into the jail cell on the opposite end of the room, seing as he's standing in the courtyard of a jail and there's cells everywhere
22:20:49: <RAWR> mixster, not all of them. The basics, yeah. But then they just make up the rest of them as they go.
22:20:52: <RAWR> It's pretty awesome how it works.
22:21:06: a_criminal sees something
22:21:10: <mixster> Rawr: it works like your criminals in prison
22:21:13: <a_criminal> ooh, a pinyata
22:21:26: <mixster> btw http://villavu.com/forum/showthread.php?p=826774#post826774 to check if I made an idiot out of my self
22:21:31: <RAWR> mixster, I'm really hoping that English isn't A_Criminal's first language.
22:21:37: <mixster> (I do like vegetarianisms)
22:22:16: <mixster> Rawr: like with law, I presume not a native English speaker until proven otherwise
22:22:28: a_criminal falls asleep on the jail floor
22:22:40: a_criminal is now known as shuttleu
22:23:12: shuttleu wakes up and realises it was all a dream

cycrosism

2011-08-13 19:55:20

22:09:33: <R0b0t1> But I'm R0b0t1! Everyone trusts me.


This is true. R0b0t1 is a GOD

Shuttleu

2011-08-14 10:57:15

14:44:36: <BenLand100> ironically my computer is a full minute off
14:44:42: <BenLand100> i set it like a month ago
14:44:46: <BenLand100> no wait, two minutes
14:47:29: <Wizzup> you're too fat
14:47:35: <Wizzup> Time goes slower when you're around
14:48:03: BenLand100 is rarely at home, try again
14:48:23: <Wizzup> If you'd be around all the time it'd be an hour off


~shut

EDIT: only need the one line
21:31:56: <Wizzup> http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1654371/794c3f1f/anti_masturbation_vs._louis_ck.html

Smarter Child

2011-08-14 22:34:22

<R0b0t1> holy balls
<R0b0t1> I wrote something in C and it turned out really goddamn fast
<R0b0t1> like, 1000x faster than the example I saw
<R0b0t1> Too bad it isn't working right.
<awkwardsaw> "Its fast as shit, but it doesnt work"
<awkwardsaw> :)


Lol, R0b0t1

<Smarter_Child> Jason2gs, asl
<Smarter_Child> well i already know your gender
<Jason2gs> Smarter_Child, you first baby.
<Smarter_Child> and i am outside your door
<Jason2gs> *wink*
<Smarter_Child> i did it already
* Smarter_Child winks back
* Smarter_Child knocks on Jason2gs's door
* Flight grabs his bag of popcorn
<Smarter_Child> hey
<Smarter_Child> bad jason2gs
<Smarter_Child> Jason2gs you are no fun
<Jason2gs> <3
<Smarter_Child> i added you on fb
<Jason2gs> I don't have a facebook
<noidea> LOL
<noidea> add me on fb
<luffs> lucas oakley
<luffs> right?
<noidea> oh you :|
<noidea> yah
<noidea> luffs: hows it goin man
* Smarter_Child thinks noidea wants attention, yet he has noidea how much attention Jason2gs gives him
<noidea> ye man
<luffs> :D I still remember.
<Smarter_Child> lol


Lololol

<Mayazcherquoi> Anyways, bbl, WoW'ing now :p
<Smarter_Child> Mayazcherquoi: No, WoW sucks
<Mayazcherquoi> Smarter_Child: Fuck you, this is quality boyfriend + girlfriend time.
<Smarter_Child> wtf
<Mayazcherquoi> :p
<BenLand100> he lets his girlfriend have the right side of the controller
<Mayazcherquoi> Yes, my gf plays WoW lol.

Smarter Child

2011-08-17 11:50:38

Double post this one is too good it had to be here:

<putnam> jason2gs, what options do you still have on bac?
<jason2gs> putnam, aug 20 $7 put.
<smarter_child> putnam!
* smarter_child sets mode -r smarter_child
* you are now known as petrov
<shuttleu> here we go again
<putnam> lol
<jason2gs> lol.
<petrov> lol
<im4everlast> lol
<shuttleu> lol
<petrov> lmao
<putnam> fuckinglol
<petrov> quoted!
<im4everlast> rofl
<shuttleu> roflmfao


lol at simtoon:
<BenLand100> Simtoon rm -rf /
<Simtoon> OMG BenLand100 WTF IS IT DOING


and ofc:
* Petrov sees a Narwhal
<Denebola> why the fuck are you scared of a damn whale
<Petrov> LOL.


wtf lol:
<Booom> Smarter_Child, <3
<Smarter_Child> Booom, the feeling is mutual.
* Booom screams in joy


Smooth one mixster:
* Smarter_Child see's Frement's stats siggy design and has an eyegasm
<mixster> Smarter_Child: Apple has those patented, so watch out
<Smarter_Child> mixster, that was smooth, real smooth :D
<mixster> I know


another mixster ;p:
<silly> mixster, but it's not as awesome as http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6d/J%C3%B3n_%C3%9E%C3%B3r_Birgisson_at_the_Roskilde_Festival_in_2006.jpg
<mixster> that's silly
<silly> no, I'm silly.
<Smarter_Child> haha win :D
<Smarter_Child> quoted <3
<mixster> silly: I'm pretty sure that's you
<silly> mixster, I wish.
<mixster> which is what I was getting at, but you guys underestimate my pun-tential
<Smarter_Child> re-quoted, very subtle mixster :P

Dgby714

2011-08-29 16:28:55

Lol >..>

[15:59:28] * keith (~keith@developers.developers.developers) invites you to join #srl-island
[16:01:02] * now talking in #srl-island
[16:01:05] <@jason2gs> what the hell
[16:01:09] * jason2gs sets mode: +b *!*dgby714@*.look.i.got.a.vhost
[16:01:09] * you were kicked by jason2gs (dgby714)
[16:02:18] * rejoined channel #srl-island
[16:02:49] * keith sets mode: +o dgby714
[16:05:13] * dgby714 sets mode: +e dgby714!*@*
[16:05:30] * keith sets mode: +i dgby714!*@*
[16:07:31] * you were kicked by jason2gs (dgby714)
[16:07:35] * rejoined channel #srl-island
[16:07:38] <@jason2gs> what the fuck.
[16:07:42] * jason2gs sets mode: +b *!*dgby714@*.look.i.got.a.vhost
[16:07:42] * you were kicked by jason2gs (dgby714)
[16:07:44] * rejoined channel #srl-island
[16:07:46] <@jason2gs> :<
[16:10:20] * keith sets mode: -e dgby714!*@*
[16:10:22] * keith sets mode: -i dgby714!*@*
[16:11:04] * keith sets mode: -b *!*dgby714@*.look.i.got.a.vhost
[16:15:08] * you were kicked by jason2gs (dgby714)

Dgby714

2011-08-31 14:30:43

lol, and bump

[14:09:51] <Wizzup_> Home, he just faps to loli and then moves 15 threads, repeat
[14:13:33] <Dgby714> Wizzup_, Kinda creepy you know the process.
[14:14:37] <Wizzup_> I never move threads
[14:15:43] <@Jason2gs> Only fap to loli?
[14:15:52] <Wizzup_> lol
[14:16:12] <Dgby714> lol'd

Smarter Child

2011-09-01 00:46:51

From: Dgby714
lol, and bump


Lmao nice one

Nava2

2011-11-02 23:21:04

23:18 < Coh3n> fuck this map is a pain in the ass
23:19 < Coh3n> the "!" on the map don't show on the minimap so I have to crop
mm images over them in the dungeon map
23:19 < Coh3n> oh god damnit
23:19 < Coh3n> a scorpion killed me

kingarabian

2011-11-02 23:30:52

From: Nava2
23:18 < Coh3n> fuck this map is a pain in the ass
23:19 < Coh3n> the "!" on the map don't show on the minimap so I have to crop
mm images over them in the dungeon map
23:19 < Coh3n> oh god damnit
23:19 < Coh3n> a scorpion killed me


Friggin Coh3n! Lol twas funny.

Coh3n

2011-11-03 02:23:21

Haha I have to admit that is a little funny. :p

BraK

2011-11-03 02:42:43

Add in the Cartman voice from Southpark it's even better :D

Silent

2011-12-24 02:22:32

kind of grave digging this, but. I couldn't resist, and I figure since its NOTA, no one cares anyway.


<`tyler`> anyone here playh runescape
<Jason2gs> Runescape?
<Jason2gs> What's that?
<`tyler`> a massie online roleplaying game
<Jason2gs> We don't play many games around here unless they involve naked girls.
<Choroid> lol. Jason2gs trolling
<`tyler`> you train a charcater
…
<`tyler`> www.runescape.com
<Jason2gs> `tyler`, they need to hire a web designer.
<Jason2gs> honestly.
<Colquhoun> oh, THAT runescape, yea I play it all the time
<Colquhoun> and by all the time, i mean never
<Colquhoun> and by play i mean bot the living hell out of
<`tyler`> so you never bot it
<`tyler`> oh
<Colquhoun> na bro, i bot all the time
<noidea> whats a bot

euphemism

2011-12-24 10:55:07


<Wizzup_> &#4944;&#4653;&#4867;&#4949;&#4661; &#4662;&#4632;&#4722;&#4632;&#4661; &#4850;&#4941;&#4936;&#4648;&#4757;&#4728;&#4661; &#4715;&#4617;&#4773;&#4661; &#4771;&#4648; &#4648;&#4725;&#4769;&#4653;&#4752;&#4853;
<Wizzup_> &#4811;&#4725;
<Wizzup_> wut
<euphemism`> wut
<hamster31> wut
Wizzup_> perhaps it is sometimes returning different values
<Booom> wut
<Booom> ohh :(


No idea what happened here.

Dynamite

2011-12-24 10:55:55

From: euphemism
no idea what happened here.


i was there!

euphemism

2011-12-24 10:58:02

From: Dynamite
i was there!


Edited to include you, whining little elf-man.

Dynamite

2011-12-24 11:28:25

From: euphemism
Edited to include you, whining little elf-man.


:Ouch

Dgby714

2011-12-30 09:29:06

Back from the GRAVE!

15:24 <Ultra> im registering but this captcha is a hard
15:24 <Camo`Office> …
15:24 <Harri> lol
15:24 <Harri> noncountry didn't get learned latin letters?
15:24 <Ultra> had to refresh for new one now i gotta retype pass and username
15:24 <Ultra> so much effort
15:24 <Dgby714> The Spam Bot's are smarter than Ultra….
15:25 <Camo`Office> LOL Dgby714
15:25 <[J]ustin|AFK> LOL Dgby714 +1
15:25 <Camo`Office> At least they can register
15:25 <Harri> lold
15:25 <Ultra> where can i get a bot that register for me

Sabzi

2011-12-30 09:55:36

From: Dgby714
Back from the GRAVE!


This was followed up by Daniels post? Hilarious!

Btw, 6 day = gravedig?

euphemism

2012-01-02 00:30:59


[23:25] <DD`> !cum
[23:25] * Furry` watches as DD` cums all over DD`'s bedsheets


This one was just too good.

Dgby714

2012-01-02 01:05:14

From: Sabzi
This was followed up by Daniels post?

What?

From: Sabzi
Btw, 6 day = gravedig?


Not really… You can't even gravedig in NOTA.

Dgby714

2012-01-10 00:56:34

From: irc
06:43 * cubone used bone whack
06:44 * dgby714 used a anti-materiel rifle
06:46 * cubone evolved into ghost marrowack
06:46 <ghost`marrowack> the anti-material fire went right through ghost`marrowack!
06:46 <ghost`marrowack> ghost`marrowack used night shade
06:47 * dgby714 runs to hollow ground
06:47 * kable send out zapdos!
06:47 <kable> zapdos! Use thunderbolt!
06:48 * dgby714 is in a faraday cage
06:49 * ghost`marrowack evolved into dugtrio
06:49 * dugtrio used earthquake
06:50 * dugtrio used earthquake a second time.
06:50 <dgby714> my faraday cage has a bottom!!!
06:50 <kable> articuno! Use hydro pump!
06:50 <dgby714> o crap!!!
06:50 * dugtrio used seismic toss
06:50 * dgby714 runs
06:51 <dugtrio> seismic hydro toss
06:51 * dgby714 pulls out… Wizzup, i win by default.
06:51 * dugtrio evolved into bebe
06:52 <dgby714> lmao
06:52 <bebe`> /win


lol

Kyle Undefined

2012-01-10 02:17:06

Haha!


[02:01:32] <iron_man_ftw> where have you been btw?
[02:02:10] <Kyle`> Busy lol
[02:02:19] <Kyle`> I slept all day Sunday, I needed the rest
[02:02:23] <iron_man_ftw> pussy.
[02:02:27] <iron_man_ftw> :)
[02:02:28] <Kyle`> Lol
[02:02:39] <Kyle`> Then today at work was fucking hell, so yeah
[02:02:45] <Kyle`> Went drinking after with friends
[02:03:01] <iron_man_ftw> oh i see, all more important things than srl.. :P
[02:03:58] <Kyle`> Ha yes :p
[02:04:00] <Kyle`> Jk
[02:04:02] <Kyle`> ILY
[02:04:33] <iron_man_ftw> ilu and the baby you implanted in me
[02:04:41] <Kyle`> LOL
[02:04:46] <Kyle`> Totally forgot about the baby
[02:04:47] <Kyle`> :p
[02:05:03] <iron_man_ftw> YOU GO OUT DRINKING WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND FORGET YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES AS A FATHER
[02:06:02] <iron_man_ftw> HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME?
[02:07:03] <iron_man_ftw> anyways, being pregnant is making me tired. I'm going to bed
[02:07:03] <Kyle`> Because I don't love you
[02:07:05] <iron_man_ftw> g'night
[02:07:06] <Kyle`> :p
[02:07:08] <Kyle`> Night
[02:07:09] <iron_man_ftw> whaTT!!!
[02:07:11] <Kyle`> LOL
[02:07:17] <Kyle`> I'm joking! I totally love you
[02:07:21] <iron_man_ftw> oh, thank god
[02:07:27] <iron_man_ftw> thought we were going to have to divorce
[02:07:40] <Kyle`> So you're open for that then?
[02:07:54] <iron_man_ftw> wait... you do want a divorce?!
[02:08:06] <Kyle`> Only if that's an option
[02:08:22] <iron_man_ftw> no it isn't, sir!
[02:08:33] <iron_man_ftw> you said we'd be together forever
[02:08:34] <Kyle`> Damn, I'll just have to kill you in your sleep then.
[02:08:37] <iron_man_ftw> wat
[02:08:47] <Kyle`> I was drunk, you can't believe me when I'm drinking
[02:09:21] <iron_man_ftw> haha you're not drunk now? xD
[02:09:30] <iron_man_ftw> if you say that while you're drunk.. do i believe you or no?
[02:10:09] <Kyle`> Depends on what I say.
[02:10:44] <iron_man_ftw> well if it's that you are going to love this child forever and ever, i'll believe you. :D
[02:10:56] <iron_man_ftw> i'll even forgive that one time you tried getting out of child support
[02:11:12] <Kyle`> The one time? I'm always trying to get out of paying it
[02:11:20] <iron_man_ftw> haha :P
[02:11:31] <Kyle`> :P
[02:11:42] <Kyle`> Epic convo
[02:12:10] <iron_man_ftw> lol yeah but i really should sleep
[02:12:19] <iron_man_ftw> after all, i am sleeping for two
[02:12:24] <Kyle`> Lol, ok, sleep then
[02:12:28] * Kyle` sharpens knife
[02:12:32] <iron_man_ftw> rofl
[02:12:32] <Kyle`> Wait wut
[02:12:55] <iron_man_ftw> that better for making me a sandwich in the morning!
[02:13:08] <Kyle`> Bish!
[02:13:11] <Kyle`> That's your job
[02:13:13] <Kyle`> :p
[02:13:17] <iron_man_ftw> haha aw
[02:13:29] <iron_man_ftw> i guess I'll make you a sandwich
[02:13:42] <iron_man_ftw> annnnnywayss
[02:13:43] <iron_man_ftw> night
[02:13:46] <Kyle`> Yeah! That's right, who let you out of the kitchen anyways?
[02:13:48] <Kyle`> Night :P
[02:13:58] <iron_man_ftw> lol you did love

DeiJaiVui

2012-01-10 04:04:58

From: Kyle Undefined
Haha!


[02:01:32] <iron_man_ftw> where have you been btw?
[02:02:10] <Kyle`> Busy lol
[02:02:19] <Kyle`> I slept all day Sunday, I needed the rest
[02:02:23] <iron_man_ftw> pussy.
[02:02:27] <iron_man_ftw> :)
[02:02:28] <Kyle`> Lol
[02:02:39] <Kyle`> Then today at work was fucking hell, so yeah
[02:02:45] <Kyle`> Went drinking after with friends
[02:03:01] <iron_man_ftw> oh i see, all more important things than srl.. :P
[02:03:58] <Kyle`> Ha yes :p
[02:04:00] <Kyle`> Jk
[02:04:02] <Kyle`> ILY
[02:04:33] <iron_man_ftw> ilu and the baby you implanted in me
[02:04:41] <Kyle`> LOL
[02:04:46] <Kyle`> Totally forgot about the baby
[02:04:47] <Kyle`> :p
[02:05:03] <iron_man_ftw> YOU GO OUT DRINKING WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND FORGET YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES AS A FATHER
[02:06:02] <iron_man_ftw> HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME?
[02:07:03] <iron_man_ftw> anyways, being pregnant is making me tired. I'm going to bed
[02:07:03] <Kyle`> Because I don't love you
[02:07:05] <iron_man_ftw> g'night
[02:07:06] <Kyle`> :p
[02:07:08] <Kyle`> Night
[02:07:09] <iron_man_ftw> whaTT!!!
[02:07:11] <Kyle`> LOL
[02:07:17] <Kyle`> I'm joking! I totally love you
[02:07:21] <iron_man_ftw> oh, thank god
[02:07:27] <iron_man_ftw> thought we were going to have to divorce
[02:07:40] <Kyle`> So you're open for that then?
[02:07:54] <iron_man_ftw> wait... you do want a divorce?!
[02:08:06] <Kyle`> Only if that's an option
[02:08:22] <iron_man_ftw> no it isn't, sir!
[02:08:33] <iron_man_ftw> you said we'd be together forever
[02:08:34] <Kyle`> Damn, I'll just have to kill you in your sleep then.
[02:08:37] <iron_man_ftw> wat
[02:08:47] <Kyle`> I was drunk, you can't believe me when I'm drinking
[02:09:21] <iron_man_ftw> haha you're not drunk now? xD
[02:09:30] <iron_man_ftw> if you say that while you're drunk.. do i believe you or no?
[02:10:09] <Kyle`> Depends on what I say.
[02:10:44] <iron_man_ftw> well if it's that you are going to love this child forever and ever, i'll believe you. :D
[02:10:56] <iron_man_ftw> i'll even forgive that one time you tried getting out of child support
[02:11:12] <Kyle`> The one time? I'm always trying to get out of paying it
[02:11:20] <iron_man_ftw> haha :P
[02:11:31] <Kyle`> :P
[02:11:42] <Kyle`> Epic convo
[02:12:10] <iron_man_ftw> lol yeah but i really should sleep
[02:12:19] <iron_man_ftw> after all, i am sleeping for two
[02:12:24] <Kyle`> Lol, ok, sleep then
[02:12:28] * Kyle` sharpens knife
[02:12:32] <iron_man_ftw> rofl
[02:12:32] <Kyle`> Wait wut
[02:12:55] <iron_man_ftw> that better for making me a sandwich in the morning!
[02:13:08] <Kyle`> Bish!
[02:13:11] <Kyle`> That's your job
[02:13:13] <Kyle`> :p
[02:13:17] <iron_man_ftw> haha aw
[02:13:29] <iron_man_ftw> i guess I'll make you a sandwich
[02:13:42] <iron_man_ftw> annnnnywayss
[02:13:43] <iron_man_ftw> night
[02:13:46] <Kyle`> Yeah! That's right, who let you out of the kitchen anyways?
[02:13:48] <Kyle`> Night :P
[02:13:58] <iron_man_ftw> lol you did love


I knew you were gay.

euphemism

2012-01-22 02:53:21

<Jason2gs> Your mom is a repeating arrangement.
<Jason2gs> She starts in the middle and then just repeats outwards until she engulfs the whole bed.


Well said, well said.

euphemism

2012-02-12 02:33:22

From: Nava2
23:18 < Coh3n> fuck this map is a pain in the ass
23:19 < Coh3n> the "!" on the map don't show on the minimap so I have to crop
mm images over them in the dungeon map
23:19 < Coh3n> oh god damnit
23:19 < Coh3n> a scorpion killed me


On a related note:


<Coh3n> god damnit
<Coh3n> my iPod cord broke
<Kyle`> LOL Coh3n
<Batman`> My favorite thing ever is Coh3n upset on the IRC
<Coh3n> Batman`: it's something to see
<Coh3n> FUCK
<Coh3n> i don't think it's the cord, i think it's my iPod


I wonder how many golden angry-Coh3n-nuggets will be mined from the IRC in the future?

Sorry for double-post.

Kyle Undefined

2012-02-12 02:54:10

[02:52:33] <Mayazcherquoi> Kyle`: :o
[02:52:35] <Mayazcherquoi> Screw you!
[02:52:42] <Kyle`> When and where baby


Hahahahaha.

euphemism

2012-02-12 23:22:24


<Arya> I am Arya.
<Arya> Arya Stark of Winterfell, and *if* you lay a hand on me, my father will have both your heads on spikes.
<Arya> Now are you going to let me through, or do I need to smack *you* on the ear to help with *your* hearing?
<BenLand420> WINTER IS COMING
* BenLand420 has kicked Arya from #srl (Arya)


I don't even.

Dgby714

2012-02-16 21:27:15

I just had to try….

From: IRC
03:17 <Ricky_Gunz> ____??____???????? ____??____??|::::::^??^/¯/ ____??____??|:::::|????****??|********* ____??____???O-O—-O-O
03:18 <Bam_Bam> /kick Ricky_Gunz
03:18 <Ricky_Gunz> Bam_Bam Ricky_Gunz is not effected !
03:19 -!- Ricky_Gunz was kicked from #srl by Dgby714

Choroid

2012-02-17 16:12:58

Irc :d
<demise> my boyfriend is gay =/

footballjds

2012-02-17 17:23:23

From: Choroid
Irc :d


lol'd

Bebe

2012-02-21 19:12:42

[19:09] * mixster is too if that counts
[19:09] <Tootoot222> i always feel like i have hair in my mouth
[19:09] <Tootoot222> well, little bits of hair
[19:10] <&Bebe> there are…
[19:10] <lordofballss> mixster, how do you do the star thingie
[19:10] * lordofballss is now known as lordofball
[19:10] <mixster> /quit ACTION blah blah
[19:10] * mixster blah blah
[19:10] * &Bebe blah blah
[19:10] <&Bebe> works =0
[19:10] * lordofball (~lordofbal@Rizon-36995DDA.hsd1.va.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: ACTION MEEPS)
[19:10] <mixster> :3
[19:10] <&Bebe> rofl


lol

Kyle Undefined

2012-02-21 19:17:39

Haha!

Kyle Undefined

2012-02-24 15:48:42

This is longer than 3 characters.

15:41 mixster Damn, just seeing mixster's perky ass makes me want to cum
15:41 Furry` watches as mixster cums all over DontJoinItsATrap's nose
15:41 *** Furry` was kicked by Sexy (Watch your language!)

Kyle Undefined

2012-02-27 11:18:18

Hahaha


11:16 Demise s/which/cock in my ass/
11:16 Furry` <Mayazcherquoi> And I have the gnome repositories installed cock in my ass is at ver 3.3.x
11:16 Demise lol
11:16 Ttt222 lol.at
11:16 Goddamn`Ninja LOL
11:16 Goddamn`Ninja Daniel would install cock in his ass
11:16 Demise s/which/cock in my ass/
11:16 Furry` <Mayazcherquoi> Wizzup: Basically, I removed unity and installed gnome-shell (3.2). And now, I want to go on the 3.3.x, however, I just did a dist-upgrde, but that just broke everything and now I'm without a desktop. So, in order to install gnome-shell (3.3.x), I have to upgrade libgnome-keyring0, cock in my ass will install a heap of crap, but also remove pretty much all desktop environments
11:16 mixster lol
11:17 Goddamn`Ninja Lol
11:17 Demise "cock in my ass will install a heap of crap"
11:17 Goddamn`Ninja ^

Yago

2012-02-27 17:46:08

3 Characters

[17:40] <Yago> anyone EXCEPT misxter know a way to take make a new bitmap out of a piece of an old one?
[17:40] <mixster> Yago: no
[17:40] <mixster> it's impossible
[17:41] <Yago> you clearly can't read huh?
[17:41] <Yago> I even tried misspelling your name
[17:41] <mixster> Yago: I'm no misxter
[17:41] <Yago> ninjad
[17:41] <Yago> ninja'd
[17:41] <mixster> then you're just being stupid
[17:41] <Yago> lol

Dgby714

2012-02-28 22:01:34

How did he know!!! Lol

From: irc
03:59 <ryan[runecrafter]> lol dgb how old are you
03:59 <+dgby714> 18
03:59 <ryan[runecrafter]> got a job?
04:00 <+dgby714> nope
04:00 <ryan[runecrafter]> live with parents?
04:00 <+dgby714> nope
04:00 <ryan[runecrafter]> hobo who stole laptop?
04:00 <+dgby714> lol yes! ^
04:00 <ryan[runecrafter]> thought so'
04:00 <ryan[runecrafter]> lol

Kyle Undefined

2012-02-29 18:10:47

Hahaha


18:00 Bam_Bam it's my birthday and I am bored
18:00 Goddamn`Ninja bends Bam_Bam over
18:01 *** Bam_Bam left #srl ("not that bored")

Dgby714

2012-03-01 10:45:48

This is right after she put me and Kyle on ignore. LMAO!

From: IRC
16:43 <Demise> s/.*/Jason, how do I unignore you?/
16:43 <Furry`> <Markus92> Jason, how do I unignore you?
16:43 <Goddamn`Ninja> s/.*/\/quit unignore Jason2gs/
16:43 <Furry`> <Markus92> /quit unignore Jason2gs
16:43 <+Dg> LOL
16:43 -!- Demise [~DemiseScy@57B5AF3C.A7D8D22.663DF315.IP] has quit [Quit: unignore Jason2gs ]
16:44 <Goddamn`Ninja> LOL
16:44 <@Markus92> …
16:44 <+Dg> LOL
16:44 <@Markus92> :')
16:44 <Goddamn`Ninja> OMG
16:44 <Goddamn`Ninja> Hahahaha
16:44 <+Dg> Perfect
16:44 <Goddamn`Ninja> xD

DemiseScythe

2012-03-01 10:51:19

From: Dgby714
This is right after she put me and Kyle on ignore. LMAO!


Obviously did it on purpose

masterBB

2012-03-01 11:32:53

From: Yago
3 Characters


Felt like answering your unasked question:
var
bitmapi:Integer;
bitmapm:TMufasaBitmap;
bitmapi2:Integer;
bitmapm2:TMufasaBitmap;
begin
bitmapi := Createbitmap(100,100); //or use CreateBitmapFromString
bitmapm := getMufasabitmap(bitmapi);
bitmapi2 := Createbitmap(100,100);
bitmapm2 := bitmapm.Copy(30,30,60,60);

//bitmapi2 now has a part of bitmapi1

end.

Dgby714

2012-03-01 12:22:36

From: masterBB
Felt like answering your unasked question:
var
bitmapi:Integer;
bitmapm:TMufasaBitmap;
bitmapi2:Integer;
bitmapm2:TMufasaBitmap;
begin
bitmapi := Createbitmap(100,100); //or use CreateBitmapFromString
bitmapm := getMufasabitmap(bitmapi);
bitmapi2 := Createbitmap(100,100);
bitmapm2 := bitmapm.Copy(30,30,60,60);

//bitmapi2 now has a part of bitmapi1

end.


That's actually wrong as bitmapi2 <> bitmapm2

Mine might not work… Just wrote it into the reply from what I know, might need a refrence to work.

function CropBitmap(Bitmap: LongInt; Box: TBox): LongInt;
begin
Result := GetMufasaBitmap(Bitmap).Copy(Box.x1, Box.y1, Box.x2, Box.y2).Index;
end;

masterBB

2012-03-01 12:28:03

From: Dgby714
That's actually wrong as bitmapi2 <> bitmapm2

Mine might not work… Just wrote it into the reply from what I know, might need a refrence to work.

function CropBitmap(Bitmap: LongInt; Box: TBox): LongInt;
begin
Result := GetMufasaBitmap(Bitmap).Copy(Box.x1, Box.y1, Box.x2, Box.y2).Index;
end;


You're right, but I thought the .Index var didn't equaled the bitmap in int form? Or, has that changed/I'm an idiot?

edit
I am an idiot, it changed. That code works.

Kyle Undefined

2012-03-01 14:50:14

Hahahaha


14:42 Jason2gs ._.
14:42 Jason2gs My orange squirted on me.
14:42 Jason2gs I feel weird.
14:42 Jason2gs Oh, Orange, you're so sexy~
14:42 Jason2gs *suckle suckle*
14:42 Ionoone you like that dont you
14:42 Ionoone lol
14:43 Harri haha homo
14:43 Ionoone lol
14:43 Jason2gs Nah man, it's like a girl cumming.
14:44 Goddamn`Ninja Jason2gs: Except, girls don't smell like oranges
14:44 Goddamn`Ninja Unless you're fucking Snooki
14:44 Jason2gs If only.
14:44 Goddamn`Ninja LOL

Yago

2012-03-01 17:09:00

From: masterBB
You're right, but I thought the .Index var didn't equaled the bitmap in int form? Or, has that changed/I'm an idiot?

edit
I am an idiot, it changed. That code works.


Gotta give this to Yohojo too…

and thank-you both of you's

DemiseScythe

2012-03-01 17:59:37


<Yago> lol
<Yago> ghey?
* Sexy has kicked Yago from #srl (Watch your language!)
* Yago (qwebirc@Rizon-1B135554.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #srl
<Demise> do it again
<Demise> no balls
<Yago> ghey
* Sexy has kicked Yago from #srl (Watch your language!)
* Yago (qwebirc@Rizon-1B135554.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #srl
<Demise> do it again
<Yago> wa?
<Demise> no balls
<Yago> ghey
* Sexy has kicked Yago from #srl (Watch your language!)
* Yago (qwebirc@Rizon-1B135554.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #srl
<Demise> dare you to do it 1 more time
<Yago> ghey
* Sexy sets ban on *!*@Rizon-1B135554.dyn.optonline.net
* Sexy has kicked Yago from #srl (Watch your language!)
<SilentSpy> Demise, stop trying to get Yago banned
<Demise> gf
<Demise> =} I win


Hehe, someone got Sexied!

Yago

2012-03-01 18:03:49

From: DemiseScythe
Hehe, someone got Sexied!


lol. now to change my ip…

Kyle Undefined

2012-03-01 18:21:29

Unbanned :D

Yago

2012-03-01 18:30:55

From: Kyle Undefined
Unbanned :D


nooo… I was learning how to change my ip!!! I wanna test if it worked…

euphemism

2012-03-03 01:48:28

BenLand100> oh, that was a serious question?
<Sex_> yes
<BenLand100> I thought it was a SEX C joke
<BenLand100> get it
<BenLand100> SEXC
<Jason2gs> :|
<euphemism> ..
<Jason2gs> Turrible.
<Sex_> ._.


..get it?

Kyle Undefined

2012-03-03 22:22:20

Haha, oh Daniel…


[22:17:31] <Ninja`> You nub
[22:17:57] <Mayazcherquoi> No nub
[22:18:07] <Mayazcherquoi> I have to study for nub maths you nubbity nub nub
[22:18:20] <Ninja`> Me > nub maths you nublet
[22:19:22] <Mayazcherquoi> O' when the saints! O' when the saints! O' when the saints go marching in!!!!
[22:19:29] <Ninja`> umm
[22:19:32] <Ninja`> wut?
[22:19:41] <Mayazcherquoi> What I'm listening to atm :p
[22:19:46] <Ninja`> Wow…
[22:19:48] <Ninja`> Lame
[22:19:49] <Ninja`> Jk
[22:19:50] <Ninja`> <3
[22:19:54] <Mayazcherquoi> Fek off

DemiseScythe

2012-03-03 22:47:06


<Bebe> in what way is it 'messed up'?
<Yago> i can't comment on other people's profiles
<Bebe> contact a staff member?
<Yago> most are either high or lazy
<Demise> lol
<Bebe> that is srl
<Bebe> all the elitists are high and lazy
<Yago> lol


hehe

momotron

2012-03-04 10:56:54

Above post is soooooo true!

Kyle Undefined

2012-03-07 00:15:43

Hahaha, win!

[00:13:57] <Jason2gs> Find me a cute boy.

euphemism

2012-03-19 22:46:56

<Justin_> no cant connect to channel
<Justin_> im not very computer savy :(
<Jason2gs> Which channel?
<Justin_> #srl
<Jason2gs> You're already in #SRL.


hahhhhhhhh. hahh. hahhhhh.

Kyle Undefined

2012-03-20 12:01:55

Lol


11:58 mixster =(
11:58 mixster += or +?
11:58 Goddamn`Ninja +=
11:58 Jason2gs +=
11:58 Goddamn`Ninja Ninja'd
11:58 Goddamn`Ninja :D
11:58 mixster by Jason2gs
11:58 Goddamn`Ninja No
11:58 Goddamn`Ninja Not on mine
11:58 mixster he came first on me
11:58 Goddamn`Ninja He always comes first
11:58 Goddamn`Ninja ON you
11:59 Sex_ lol ^

DemiseScythe

2012-03-22 16:12:19

<Alicia`> sht = 1
<footballjds> sex if shit = 0 then it does
<Alicia`> sht^2 =sht
<Sex_> no
<BenLand100> or 1
<Sex_> 0^2 = 1
<BenLand100> .k Sex_ wrong
* Sexy has kicked Sex_ from #srl (wrong)


#wrong =)

Sex

2012-03-22 16:13:14

From: DemiseScythe
#wrong =)


What you fabricatin' quotes for.

DemiseScythe

2012-03-22 16:34:34

From: Sex
What you fabricatin' quotes for.



Sex

2012-03-22 16:36:09

What you shoopin' for.

euphemism

2012-03-27 02:34:10

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<– Tootoot222 has quit (*.net *.split)
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I have staying power. ;)

Kyle Undefined

2012-03-30 18:08:00

This was funny, just the flow of the conversation.


Wizzup: I'm actually upset because I didn't have time to buy beer etc.
Wizzup: Now I'm sad
R0b0t1`: Okay so I like contacts and all
R0b0t1`: but I need bifocal contacts
R0b0t1`: :|
Jason2gs: they make those?
Jason2gs: …
Jason2gs: they don't make those
R0b0t1`: they should make them

euphemism

2012-04-04 01:02:09

<BenLand100> R0b0t1`, you're a dick, stop fucking with godzilla
<godzilla> s/jason2gs/r0b0t1/
<R0b0t1`> godzilla: woot potato pop wood wizzup potato
<godzilla> Godzilla: Woot potato pop wood wizzup potato potato.
<BenLand100> THE FUCK
<BenLand100> did he just do a SED
<Rawr> Lols
<Furry`> <facetiousface> then i don't think r0b0t1 can help you…
<R0b0t1`> HOLY SHIT
<R0b0t1`> HE JUST
<R0b0t1`> WHAT
<BenLand100> THE FUCK
<euphemism> GODZILLA
<BenLand100> WHAT THE FUCK
<godzilla> The minute you tense your diaphragm it's gonna take atleast 3 weeks.
<euphemism> WHAT
<euphemism> NO
<euphemism> STOP
<euphemism> KILL IT
<euphemism> KILL IT WITH FIRE


Guys, godzilla performed a sed.

footballjds

2012-04-04 11:07:12

Sed?

Sex

2012-04-04 12:55:55

From: footballjds
Sed?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sed

Remember on IRC when people typed "s/xxx/xxx/" and then Furry said something…like he performed the sed on the log or something and then sent the result to the channel.

Awkwardsaw

2012-04-25 21:58:41

[18:45] <heurfldowdy> Is a chump. :P
[18:47] <Keith> s/c//
[18:47] <Furry`> <heurfldowdy> Is a hump. :P
[18:47] <heurfldowdy> hurr
[18:49] <awkwardsaw> s/Is a/I like to/
[18:49] <Furry`> <heurfldowdy> I like to hump. :P
[18:49] <Keith> s/\./ myself&/
[18:49] <Furry`> <heurfldowdy> I like to hump myself. :P
[18:50] <heurfldowdy> s/myself/girls/
[18:50] <Furry`> <heurfldowdy> I like to hump girls. :P
[18:50] <awkwardsaw> s/girls/strangers/
[18:50] <Furry`> <heurfldowdy> I like to hump strangers. :P
[18:50] <Keith> s/rs/ people/
[18:50] <Furry`> <heurfldowdy> I like to hump strange people. :P
[18:50] <awkwardsaw> s/people/animals/
[18:50] <Furry`> <heurfldowdy> I like to hump strange animals. :P
[18:50] <Keith> s/st.*/Wizzup/
[18:50] <Furry`> <heurfldowdy> I like to hump Wizzup


Oh Furry`…

Kyle Undefined

2012-05-02 10:30:29

Haha


10:18 *** Toter joined #srl
10:18 Toter: newborns are soooooooooo cute
10:19 Wizzup: Congratulations Toter !
10:19 Wizzup: Your first kid?
10:20 *** mat quit (Quit: Rizon webchat: http://qchat.rizon.net/)
10:21 Toter: not mine Wizzup
10:22 Toter: but got to hold one, they so cute
10:22 Ninja`Office: ^ don't drop it
10:22 Ninja`Office: Or it'd be fucked for life
10:23 Wizzup: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Investigations_(Voyager_episode)
10:24 Wizzup: Ninja`Office: Have to ask? Happened to you?
10:25 Ninja`Office: Wizzup: D:
10:25 Ninja`Office: So mean :(
10:25 Wizzup: lol

NCDS

2012-05-05 01:12:37

From: IRC

<Tootoot222> i wanted to trip tonight
<Tootoot222> but then i wanted to do homework instead
<Tootoot222> then i wanted to do both at the same time
<Tootoot222> but now i've done neither
<Tootoot222> and it's too late for both
<Tootoot222> =(

heh

Dgby714

2012-05-23 12:18:36

From: IRC
18:14 <+Dgby714> navi`: Got any other book suggestions?
18:15 <+Dgby714> Markus92: ^ if your still here
18:15 Markus92 (~iAmPro@this.is.not.a.vhost) has quit ()
18:15 <+Dgby714> O.o Did I scare him away?


=P

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Yago

2012-05-25 22:37:08

[22:30] <ninja`> :o
[22:30] <yago> i ninjad ninja
[22:30] <ninja`> damn you yago
[22:30] <ninja`> d:
[22:30] <yago> lol
[22:30] <yago> quotes


333

Dgby714

2012-05-28 07:03:37

12:54 <Dgby714> I'm pretty sure our microwave is leaking radiation on us =/
12:54 <+tintin> :(
12:59 <Nha> let us know when you develop super powers Dgby714


=/ I can't put my faith into anything that starts with Super…

BraK

2012-08-24 19:36:42

From: IRC
<Rubix> Jason2gs: SUCK MY WIENER
<Jason2gs> Maybe when you stop calling it a wiener.
<Rubix> SUCK MY HOT DOG
<BraK> Jason2gs, so how'd the hot dog taste?
<Rubix> :D
<Rubix> ^5 BraK
<BraK> Clear xchat background with a dark desktop doesn't work out well…
<Rubix> nooob
<BraK> Rubix, So how's it feel to be gay?
<BraK> ;)
<Jason2gs> Fabulous~!
<Rubix> pretty damn good.
<Rubix> lol'd Jason2gs
<BraK> damn didn't know you 2 were together


Freaking great

Kyle Undefined

2012-08-27 19:03:39

Here's my list of great quotes :)

http://kyleundefined.com/srl-quotes/

Daniel

2012-10-13 23:37:56


<Jason2gs> My insides are buzzing.
<Jason2gs> Stop buzzing.
<BenLand100> that's the bees, man
<BenLand100> you
<Jason2gs> oshitoshit
<BenLand100> 're
<BenLand100> full
<BenLand100> of
<BenLand100> beeeeessssss
<Jason2gs> noooooooooo
<Mayazcherquoi> BenLand100: I'm just a minor growth atm :)
<BenLand100> Jason2gs kill them with fire
<BenLand100> i know you have a lighter
<Jason2gs> I DO
<BenLand100> inb4 kid burns to death in wherever the fuck he lives
<BenLand100> rule #1, never fuck with people on psychedelic
<BenLand100> but nevertheless, i'm a shifty son of a bitch
<BenLand100> Jason2gs goddamnit don't be on fire
* BenLand100 has kicked Jason2gs from #srl (fucker)
* Jason2gs (~Jason2gs@Everybody.Breaks.A.Glass) has joined #srl
<Sexy> [Jason2gs] <Putnam> I love little kid butt.
* Sexy gives channel operator status to Jason2gs
<BenLand100> goddamnit i think i made Jason2gs think he was full of bees
<BenLand100> Tootoot222 halp
<BenLand100> R0b0t1 see above
<BenLand100> i also might have suggested he kill them with fire
<BenLand100> probably not the best move
<Jason2gs> BenLand100, not that gullible I'm afraid.
<Jason2gs> I was tending to chicken.


Oh you guys!

Dgby714

2012-10-17 05:41:48

Gotta love Sexy~!
From: irc
05:08:25<&Sexy> I'll do it
05:08:32<@Dgby714> >..>
05:08:35<P1nky> well sps tbh is fuckn gay
05:08:40<@Dgby714> Sexy: Get outta here!
05:08:49<P1nky> sexy are u a srlmember?
05:08:55<@Dgby714> P1nky: lol'd…
05:09:09<&Sexy> P1nky: Yeah babe
05:09:17<P1nky> i hate to relearn shit like sps haha.. especially when maps are not workin
05:09:19<P1nky> sexy username
05:09:21<P1nky> on srl
05:09:53<&Sexy> P1nky: ~~Joker~~
05:09:58<&Sexy> ;)
05:10:00<@Dgby714> lol
05:10:03<P1nky> lolol
05:10:13<P1nky> wow that was such a long time ago ;p
05:10:20<@Dgby714> Yes, yes it was
05:10:22<P1nky> haha well atleast ur a old schooler ;)
05:10:30<&Sexy> Guess it shows how old I really am -/
05:10:31<P1nky> dgby ur a SSRL?
05:10:34<P1nky> haha
05:10:36<@Dgby714> P1nky: Yes
05:10:39<P1nky> Sexy whats ur username
05:10:40<P1nky> nice
05:10:45<P1nky> I remember i had it for a day
05:10:50<@Dgby714> lol..
05:10:50<P1nky> well it was a mistake :P
05:10:58<P1nky> i got to see the secrets of the forums :)
05:11:06<&Sexy> Sexy not tell you username.
05:11:09<&Sexy> Sexy sexy!
05:11:21<P1nky> lolol dgby714 whats his username
05:11:33<@Dgby714> P1nky: Not many of the forum know me =P
05:11:34<&Sexy> Dgby714: Don't tell him babe.
05:11:39<P1nky> i do
05:11:40<P1nky> :)
05:11:42<@Dgby714> Sexy: Shutdap
05:11:48<@Dgby714> P1nky: =P
05:11:51<&Sexy> Dgby714: Of course babe.
05:12:05<P1nky> so whats ur username buddy
05:12:12<P1nky> and sexy u interested to do it or na>
05:12:42<&Sexy> P1nky: Interested in what babe?
05:12:47<P1nky> lol…
05:12:53<&Sexy> ;)
05:12:56<P1nky> scroll up pls
05:13:01<P1nky> and check what i was offering
05:13:02<P1nky> rsgp
05:13:06<P1nky> for some small code
05:13:19<&Sexy> P1nky: Oh. I no longer play. Used to though.
05:13:28<P1nky> i mean do u still code
05:13:33<P1nky> all i need is some sps shit done
05:13:52<&Sexy> P1nky: Oh. Yeah, I do. babe.
05:14:00<P1nky> and i cbf doing DDTM's RRW for such small stuff
05:14:04<P1nky> sexy than do u want to
05:14:31<&Sexy> P1nky: Nah babe.
05:14:38<P1nky> ok
05:14:45<@Dgby714> lol
05:14:59<P1nky> literally you just fucking just ate my brain out
05:15:28<&Sexy> P1nky: Babe!
05:15:31<P1nky> so who are u sexy
05:15:39<&Sexy> P1nky: I told you already -.-
05:15:39<P1nky> i really wanna know haha
05:15:43<P1nky> ??
05:15:47<&Sexy> P1nky: I'm Sexy!
05:15:56<P1nky> on villavu!
05:16:05<&Sexy> P1nky: Who, on the forums, do you know, that is known as "Sexy"/has an alias of "Sexy"?
05:16:21<P1nky> link me to ur profile
05:16:36<&Sexy> P1nky: I can't babe. Would ruin the whole thing babe.
05:16:43<&Sexy> P1nky: I hope you understand babe.
05:16:50<P1nky> babe can u give me some hints
05:17:02<@Dgby714> Sexy: You're killing him
05:17:07<P1nky> hayhay
05:17:08<&Sexy> P1nky: I go by the name of Sexy, babe. That's the only hint.
05:17:18<P1nky> lmao i really wanna sleep! but i just wanna know
05:17:22<&Sexy> P1nky: I'm not hayhay babe.
05:17:29<P1nky> John?
05:17:31<&Sexy> P1nky: Why babe?
05:17:33<P1nky> haha 2 members on atm
05:17:34<&Sexy> P1nky: Yes!
05:17:36<P1nky> well 3 including me.
05:17:37<P1nky> John?
05:17:42<&Sexy> P1nky: No.
05:17:46<P1nky> who the fuck is john
05:17:48<&Sexy> P1nky: But, my real name is John.
05:17:48<P1nky> so than?
05:17:52<&Sexy> P1nky: ;)
05:17:58<@Dgby714> My real name is John lol
05:17:59<P1nky> lolol
05:18:53<@Dgby714> I can see P1nky's infractions =O
05:18:59<P1nky> :(
05:19:06<P1nky> i had alot when i was a kid
05:19:08<P1nky> well a 'teen'
05:19:11<P1nky> 14-16
05:19:13<P1nky> now im 20
05:19:20<@Dgby714> lol P1nky You only have 1
05:19:26<&Sexy> P1nky: Try to guess my name from this. My first name is John, and my surname is Peel. Who do you know goes by that name?
05:19:26<P1nky> yeah the others
05:19:28<P1nky> got expired
05:19:33<P1nky> or deleted when we changed
05:19:36<P1nky> servers or we
05:19:37<Furry`> <CynicRus> Dgby714: I get it. Naturally, in this case it is necessary to structure the information on the sers or wer.
05:19:37<@Dgby714> P1nky: No, they have been deleted
05:19:37<P1nky> w/e*
05:19:52<P1nky> yeahhhh idk why I still got that 1 on my profile </3
05:19:53<P1nky> lol
05:20:07<P1nky> sexy idk!
05:20:10<@Dgby714> P1nky: Even when they expire they stay
05:20:11<P1nky> give me hints
05:20:15<P1nky> aw :/
05:20:25<&Sexy> P1nky: Fine fine, I lied. My name isn't John.
05:20:42<&Sexy> P1nky: Gotta go! bbl!
05:20:46<P1nky> lolol
05:20:48<P1nky> TELL ME
05:20:49<&Sexy> Bye guys!
05:20:50<P1nky> before u leave
05:20:52<P1nky> sigh bye
05:20:58<@Dgby714> P1nky: Maybe one day we will tell you
05:21:06<P1nky> :(
05:21:13<P1nky> dgby714 pssst… tell me!
05:21:23<@Dgby714> P1nky: Also, just so you know….
05:22:04<Mayazcherquoi> .op
05:22:04 mode/#srl (+o Mayazcherquoi) by Sexy
05:22:08<@Mayazcherquoi> .deop
05:22:11 mode/#srl (-o Mayazcherquoi) by Sexy
05:22:11<Mayazcherquoi> .op
05:22:11 mode/#srl (+o Mayazcherquoi) by Sexy
05:22:14<@Dgby714> lol…
05:22:20<@Mayazcherquoi> Hmm
05:22:25<@Dgby714> .voice P1nky
05:22:28 mode/#srl (+v P1nky) by Sexy
05:22:38<+P1nky> <3
05:22:42<@Mayazcherquoi> .devoice P1nky
05:22:43 mode/#srl (-v P1nky) by Sexy
05:22:43<P1nky> wtf
05:22:50<P1nky> whose SEXY
05:22:51<@Dgby714> lol
05:22:57<P1nky> mayaz who the fuck is sexy
05:22:59 Devlish (gabe@75118B94.C60A490.4B28A446.IP) has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
05:23:05<P1nky> http://villavu.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1113523#post1113523
05:23:30<@Mayazcherquoi> What thread?
05:23:34<@Dgby714> LMFAO
05:23:39<@Mayazcherquoi> "You do not have permission to view this page"
05:23:40<@Dgby714> He was asking who Sexy is
05:23:47<@Mayazcherquoi> Oh..
05:23:48<P1nky> wtf
05:23:50<@Dgby714> He deleted it
05:23:50<P1nky> who deleted that thread
05:23:59<@Dgby714> o lol
05:24:00<P1nky> I just posted..
05:24:04<@Mayazcherquoi> P1nky: Why'd you delete it… -.- lol
05:24:08<P1nky> I didnt lol
05:24:11<@Dgby714> Sexy deleted it
05:24:14<~Wizzup> hello
05:24:19<@Dgby714> Wizzup: sssshhhh
05:24:23<@Mayazcherquoi> Hello Wizzup !
05:24:28<P1nky> Wizzup
05:24:32<P1nky> whose Sexy
05:24:32<@Dgby714> Wizzup: Don't tell P1nky who Sexy is
05:24:37<P1nky> OMG
05:24:44<P1nky> LMAO WOWWW
05:25:12 * Wizzup pokes sexy
05:25:20 * Sexy hug Wizzup
05:25:42<P1nky> http://villavu.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1113524#post1113524
05:25:45 * Sexy also stabs Wizzup back.
05:25:51 * Sexy I am sweet not sour, I am jelly. What am I?
05:25:51<&Sexy> Wizzup, You make me feel all warm inside =)
05:25:53<P1nky> wtf is this trollll
05:26:03<P1nky> this is crazy
05:26:12<@Mayazcherquoi> P1nky: What are you linking…?
05:26:16<P1nky> omg
05:26:21<P1nky> SOME ADMIN KEEPS DELETEING
05:26:27<P1nky> so sexy is a admin
05:26:28<@Dgby714> lmao…
05:26:49<P1nky> wt-fawaki wizzup Neilsie
05:26:53<P1nky> benland
05:26:57<P1nky> brak
05:27:00<@Mayazcherquoi> It's prolly BenLand100
05:27:03<@Dgby714> lol
05:27:22<P1nky> trollol
05:27:39<P1nky> wtf my mac is being gay
05:27:42<P1nky> i hate VM's
05:27:56<@Dgby714> lol
05:28:00<P1nky> fuckin have to code on my window vm shit
05:28:23<~Wizzup> yesh, that sucks
05:28:26<P1nky> so annoying tbh, cause like the commands for mac and windows are so different bleh
05:28:28<~Wizzup> That is why I always code on Linux
05:28:36<P1nky> ^
05:28:38<@Dgby714> ^
05:28:43<@Mayazcherquoi> *down*
05:28:48<@Mayazcherquoi> Since there's no down key..
05:28:52<P1nky> Wizzup, I would like to sleep peacefully its about 4:30 here
05:28:52<@Dgby714> v
05:28:52<@Mayazcherquoi> s/key/arrow/
05:28:53<Furry`> <Mayazcherquoi> Since there's no down arrow..
05:28:57<P1nky> i would like you to tell me who Sexy is.
05:29:00<@Mayazcherquoi> s/key/ASCII arrow/
05:29:03<~Wizzup> P1nky: sexy is an irc bot
05:29:09<~Wizzup> It's from the rizon network
05:29:10<@Dgby714> Damnit Wizzup
05:29:10<P1nky> who was on it just now
05:29:18 * Mayazcherquoi headdesk
05:29:20<~Wizzup> P1nky, all ops can send messages to it
05:29:21<@Mayazcherquoi> EPIC TROLL Wizzup!
05:29:22<@Mayazcherquoi> lolololol
05:29:29<P1nky> so who was talkn to me?
05:29:34<@Dgby714> >..>
05:29:38<P1nky> and who kept deleting the thread i posted up on forums
05:29:39<@Mayazcherquoi> P1nky: lol, he's trolling :P
05:29:43<P1nky> fucking shit
05:29:51<@Mayazcherquoi> Wizzup: <3 you fooled him :P
05:29:53<~Wizzup> I'm not trolling. Mayazcherquoi is
05:30:03<P1nky> omg.
05:30:09<@Mayazcherquoi> lol, I'm not.
05:30:16<P1nky> wizzup who was talkn to me
05:30:22<@Mayazcherquoi> He's not a bot. But I cannot tell you who he is.
05:30:23<P1nky> and who keeps deleting the thread on forums
05:30:29<P1nky> why maya
05:30:39<@Mayazcherquoi> P1nky: Because Sexy would kill me otherwise :(
05:30:42<P1nky> btw maya is my dogs name ;) my shephards
05:30:48<@Mayazcherquoi> Noice.
05:30:48<P1nky> is sexy a admin?
05:30:55<@Mayazcherquoi> P1nky: Obviously..
05:30:59<@Mayazcherquoi> Now
05:31:07<P1nky> is he wizzup?
05:31:09<@Mayazcherquoi> That's all the hints i'm going to give you. Otherwise he'd kill me otherwise.
05:31:12<@Mayazcherquoi> Idk
05:31:27<P1nky> hmmm not on active list
05:31:30<P1nky> on forums :s
05:32:22<P1nky> Zzzz ok well ima now for real go to sleep, got a long day ahead of me :X gonna turn my phone off so the bitches dont wake me up ;P
05:32:29<@Mayazcherquoi> Nighty night. :)
05:32:36<@Dgby714> lol night P1nky
05:32:40<P1nky> goodnight fellas <3 tomorrow i better get the answer of who Sexy is
05:32:54<@Mayazcherquoi> Okies.
05:32:56<P1nky> and it was nice catching up with yall
05:33:01<@Dgby714> Cya
05:33:02<@Mayazcherquoi> Yup. Likewise.
05:33:08 P1nky (cgiirc@Rizon-A3E61B9B.dynamic.ip.windstream.net) has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
05:33:12<@Mayazcherquoi> LOL
05:33:13<@Dgby714> LMFAO

NKN

2012-10-17 06:54:20

lol'd.
All gots to say

footballjds

2012-10-17 10:10:52

p1nky, face palm….

Dgby714

2012-10-26 03:20:09

RAWR!!!! I'm a bear!!!

From: Bear-Wildlife-Park
09:09 <Dgby714> Rawr
09:11 <MadScientist> Dgby714, are you a bear?
09:12 <Dgby714> MadScientist: Yes, I learnt the human language at a very young age and mauled a hiker for his laptop
09:12 <MadScientist> cool! you must be the smartest bear out there
09:13 <MadScientist> <Dgby714> Rawr <- but sometimes your foreign accent comes through :P
09:14 <Dgby714> =)

Dgby714

2012-12-02 00:05:27

Hehe… Who else?

From: IRC
05:59 <Dgby714> So any more idea Hobbit, Gotta think of something
06:00 <&Hobbit> Prostitution?
06:01 <Dgby714> ….
06:01 <&Hobbit> sup
06:01 <Dgby714> lol..
06:01 <Dgby714> Too many of them already around here
06:01 <&Hobbit> Yeah, but none of them are you!
06:02 <&Hobbit> Lets be honest, we all know Mayazcherquoi has been craving som Dgby714 for years
06:02 <Dgby714> LMAO
06:02 <Mayazcherquoi> What?
06:03 <&Hobbit> Mayazcherquoi: You would partake in Dgby714 services if he was prostitute
06:04 <Mayazcherquoi> Oh, yea, of course
06:04 <Dgby714> lol…

NKN

2012-12-02 14:05:37

I had one awhile ago.

Wizzup? called me retarded. <3

Justin

2013-01-06 09:27:00


(01:22) » Joins: Olly (~olly@Rizon-635951CF.cable.virginmedia.com)
(01:23) · [J]ustin · Olly, /join #m,0
(01:23) « Parts: Olly (~olly@Rizon-635951CF.cable.virginmedia.com)
(01:23) · [J]ustin · ty
(01:23) » Joins: Olly (~olly@Rizon-635951CF.cable.virginmedia.com)
(01:23) · Olly · u nigger
(01:23) · [J]ustin · :)
(01:24) · ~Wizzup · lol
(01:24) · ~Wizzup · That was a funny convo.
(01:24) · [J]ustin · It was
(01:24) · Olly · not at my pov

Dynamite

2013-01-06 09:46:19


-Boom

NKN

2013-02-05 22:07:50

21:06] <@Hobbit> I had a friend in the second grade we shared name and birthday
[21:06] <NKN> dude wtf
[21:06] <NKN> You're like, 25
[21:06] <@Hobbit> 21
[21:06] <NKN> Why the hell do you have 2nd grade friends

/msg2short

Hobbit

2013-02-05 22:08:49

#context

Kyle Undefined

2013-02-06 18:28:31

From: nkn
/msg2short


#meh

Justin

2013-10-03 03:23:24


(17:05) » Joins: Forum9477 (qwebirc@Rizon-FC0A2BAE.sdu.dk)
(17:05) · Forum9477 · hey
(17:05) ›› Nick change: Forum9477 ›› Holger
(17:05) · Holger · hows it going
(17:06) · Holger · why i cant find any scripts on the website?
(17:10) · @core · because you lack the sense of sight
(17:10) · @core · so unfortunate
(17:13) · Holger · relax bitch
(17:13) «« Quits: Holger (qwebirc@Rizon-FC0A2BAE.sdu.dk)
(17:14) · @core · so angry
(17:14) · @core · poor guy
(17:14) · @core · has no eyes

Dgby714

2013-12-02 02:25:25

Boredom in all it's glory!! o yeah and SUPPA GraveDig!

From: IRC
08:16:00 * euphemism preps to kb core
08:16:33 <@Dgby714> =O
08:16:44 <@Dgby714> Don't kb my core
08:17:01 <@core> yeah euphemism
08:17:04 <@core> dont kb me
08:17:26 <@Dgby714> ^ Bwahahaha didn't dispute the possesion
08:17:38 <@core> .kb Dgby714
08:17:42 <@Dgby714> hehe
08:17:45 <@euphemism> #DgbySoClever


And shortly after…

From: IRC
08:21:08 <@Dgby714> euphemism: I'm gonna download Assassin's Creed 4, so I can pirate while I pirate =)
08:21:44 <@euphemism> #DgbySoClever

Dgby714

2013-12-31 18:35:22

O_o lol
From: IRC
[18:33] * n3ss3s laughs at the idea of gays pointing at a guy saying "ur not gay enough to be gay go elsewhere reject"

Dgby714

2015-01-10 17:02:49

From: IRC
22:53:59 <@Dgby714> My 17in makes my bag too heavy with all my school books
22:59:44 <firekin> small price to pay for such a large penis


Wooo Triple Post! also for context, I was talking about my laptop.