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Neonknight77(part 1)


ub3r |<1||3r*1337*

2006-04-13 21:49:02

well, since the big incident i thought i would make a story about Neonknight77 and making fun of him. :D


Neonknight77:he he he… i screwed with SRL, and i will do it again! he he…. well… after i handle the authorities…
XxKanexX: when are we ready to release BETA 3 Fakawi?
Fakawi: soon enough… when everything is all ready.
7 months later…
Neonknight77: grrrrr. i hate detention camps… oh well… time to download a hacker…
Fakawi: Version 1 is now being released to our forums
Sdcit: excellent! Very nice Include. The people at SRL forums will love it!
Ub3r l<1ll3r: after i am done my all in one power script, i'm gonna take a look at the upcoming Version 1.
Neonknight77:*hacks the server and places a worm*
Fakawi: and now Version 1 is released.
XxKanexX: :) i hope everyone is happy!
Ub3r l<1ll3r: umm… Fakawi? i think somebody has hacked our private forums
Fakawi: impossible, anyways, i'll check to make sure
Moparisthebest:Very nice Fawk. keep up the good work.
Neonknight77:*detonates the worm and deletes all information*
Ub3r l<1ll3r: wtf happened to the forums? nothing is coming up on loading.
after 12 hours of backing up, the forums are back up
NeonKnight77: take that Fakawi!
Fakawi: havent you learned your lesson kid? i'm calling up the authorities again…
neonknight releases a powerful worm across the globe super secretly while being arrested
ub3r l<1ll3r: now we can have some peace… Neonknight is arrested for 12 years…
after 6 years the worm destroys all information in every computer
Ub3r l<1ll3r: hey! thats it! i'm going to Neonknight77 and i'm going to punch him in the face!
all members in SRL forums go to Neonknights' cell and punches him everywhere.
some dude in austrailia: yes, our plan is working, soon the world will have attention before us! we shall become poulaire!
Fakawi: well, our forums are now officially private, and Kaitnieks is back!
Kaitnieks: thank you. it is a pleasure to come back to the community. what wonderful updates you have been creating.
suddenly, the SRL forums got rigged and keylogged every user.
all the SRL users cannot get in.
Fakawi: GRRR!! i thought we took care of that problem! there is some people out there…
XxKanexX: i wonder who is doing this…
Sdcit: I cant log in…
The anti's: we will now have to kill every member in SRL. we must eliminate all of them!
they all go in a paradrop plane and go over North america
The anti's: find them and kill them.
Fakawi: i have finally erased all the members' passwords, they may now enter their users again.
Ub3r l<1ll3r: i love this Circus! i'm gonna go to the fortune teller!
Fortune teller: i see… DEATH! you and everybody at your groupwill die from a group called… The anti's…
Ub3r l<1ll3r: omg!
ub3r l<1ll3r then tells everybody the situation at SRL forums, he got them to believe him.
Kaitnieks: well, if they are going to kill us, we must kill them!


To be continued…

EDIT:FIXED!

XxKanexX

2006-04-13 21:54:51

Yay, I'm in there!

Except my name has 2 x's -.- I'm not a porn star. :p

ub3r |<1||3r*1337*

2006-04-13 21:58:49

oops sorry lol, i diddnt have time to look at names

XxKanexX

2006-04-13 22:03:00

That's k ;)

Is there going to be a Part 2? =o

Sdcit

2006-04-13 22:03:45

YOu have too much free time ! >;< :P

Pwnd

2006-04-13 22:59:44

Substitute all of the "hehe"s with "I'm ruler's bitch." :) And then with "I" replace that with "The glorius code whoring whore, I,"

Sdcit

2006-04-13 23:02:51

Your saying im a glorious coding whore?!?! :p

XxKanexX

2006-04-13 23:04:06

From: Sdcit
Your saying im a glorious coding whore?!?! :p

Aswell as that, You're Drigers bitch monkey.

ub3r |<1||3r*1337*

2006-04-14 08:26:43

lol, ok, i'm going to be making part 2 some time today, and mabye i'll change the 'I' and the 'hehe's' lol.