SRL Archive - NOTA

Portal 2 = god's worst nightmare?


TomTuff

2011-04-18 05:20:47

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=63326

What a joke. I dearly hope that guy is a troll.

autoerforlife

2011-04-18 05:40:29

Wow just wow:blink:

i luffs yeww

2011-04-18 05:49:42

thisguy.jpg

Flight

2011-04-18 06:20:18

I think this goes in the NOTA forum mate.

kingarabian

2011-04-18 06:37:31

Yeah almost beats the time when Saudi Arabia banned Pokemon cause it promoted evolution lmfao. Seriously it's good to be religious and to love god, but don't go too extreme…

Tho I do like how that forums is filled with female virgins :D.

HarryJames

2011-04-18 07:00:22

From: kingarabian
Tho I do like how that forums is filled with female virgins :D.

This.

+1

Troll

2011-04-18 07:17:03

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=62847

Really??? that forum is mucked up

cycrosism

2011-04-18 07:36:20

That was the most stupid thing i have ever read.

brb gonna wait to play portal 2

Overtime

2011-04-18 08:19:24

Baptist are real religious people, they believe every stupid possibly thing to man kind.

For instance.

The West Buro Baptist Church believes that GOD is punishing America for indorsing Gay Marriage and allowing gay people to live in america, by killing American Soldiers.

What they do is protest at Soldiers, Firefighters, Police Officers, or any form of honorary positon funerals.

They are really fcked up people in the head to be honest, and the supreme court ruled 8:1 that they have every right to protest at funerals.

But now, since there was a case recently, 43 of 50 states outlawed protest's at funerals for a sense of mourning.

Ignore those forums and those people, don't get caught in their beliefs.

Dervish

2011-04-18 08:20:53

From: cycrosism
That was the most stupid thing i have ever read.

brb gonna wait to play portal 2


My gawd what a rebel, everyone cares.

Well either he is really really extremist (site is of the baptist church ?), or just fooling around.. However I had a good laugh at the "auto-fellation" picture :p or the "companion cube rape".

autoerforlife

2011-04-18 08:22:38

The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional[1] Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a satire of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

although it could easy have been someones true believes, since there is something like:
From: Overtime

The West Buro Baptist Church
:duh:

^^^
| | |

To everyone posting beneath me who obviously didn't see my post read it! :p

Overtime

2011-04-18 08:30:38

From: Dervish
My gawd what a rebel, everyone cares.

Well either he is really really extremist (site is of the baptist church ?), or just fooling around.. However I had a good laugh at the "auto-fellation" picture :p or the "companion cube rape".


They are being serious.

They are even comparing how LEGOS are bad and its a punishment.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=21294

Flight

2011-04-18 08:37:18

That forum must be a joke…

Bixby Sayz

2011-04-18 08:43:13

From: autoerforlife
The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional[1] Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa.


I wonder if it is just coincidence that Landover is a fictional magical land in Terry Brooks' Magic Kingdom of Landover series.

Magic Kingdom of Landover

Alaska

2011-04-18 09:05:16

If it's not real they all put a lot, and I mean a lot of fucking effort into trolling.. It's not just the portal thread that's like that either.

cycrosism

2011-04-18 09:15:57

the freaking companion cube does nothing in the game

Dervish

2011-04-18 09:40:43

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=57335 Whaaaaat :'(

Edit

AHHAHAHAHA oh my god I'm crying of laughter

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=51230

Edit 2

No but look at their smileys…
Edit 3

Originally Posted by Microzoy View Post
So bascially because some birds are wearing some helmets they are nazis?

>They are not just "some" helmets, they are Nazi helmets.

Overtime

2011-04-18 09:58:55

Lol i told you, you didnt believe me. look at thier trophies.

"ex-mastibator"…
"tell her once'…
porn resistant…
"punched the most queers"…
and the list continues.. just look at them!

autoerforlife

2011-04-18 10:05:40

From: autoerforlife
The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional[1] Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a satire of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

although it could easy have been someones true believes, since there is something like:
:duh:

^^^
| | |

To everyone posting beneath me who obviously didn't see my post read it! :p


PLEASE READ MY POST :P or are you just ignoring me for the sake of being troll'd ?

Sir R. M8gic1an

2011-04-18 10:21:04

Christian extremists against technology?

haha. Whatever.

~RM

grats

2011-04-18 10:53:14

That's a known troll forum they do stuff just to piss people off.. 24/7

Failpailirl

2011-04-18 12:32:25

i seriously, and i emphasize when i say SERIOUSLY, hope this guy is joking, seriously.

what the fuck has the world come to, im sorry for my french but seriously, its a fucking game. nothing more than that.

josh81193

2011-04-18 12:40:34

From: grats
That's a known troll forum they do stuff just to piss people off.. 24/7


This.

It's the same guy that used to own ED.

Also, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

grats

2011-04-18 12:57:27

From: josh81193
This.

It's the same guy that used to own ED.

Also, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church


I can't believe people still fall for it lol

footballjds

2011-04-18 13:12:28

sex with your own daughter is allowed:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=62847
posted by the same faggot…
WTF!!?!?!
I'm about to fucking DDos that damn site…

Troll

2011-04-18 13:22:01

From: footballjds
sex with your own daughter is allowed:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=62847
posted by the same faggot…
WTF!!?!?!
I'm about to fucking DDos that damn site…


Already post a link to that one ;)

ALso they should be sued i WTF its the most F***ed site ever

Harry

2011-04-18 14:51:17

It's a troll forum.

grats

2011-04-18 15:09:38

From: footballjds
sex with your own daughter is allowed:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=62847
posted by the same faggot…
WTF!!?!?!
I'm about to fucking DDos that damn site…


Do it please

everyone with that power should do it imo!

YoHoJo

2011-04-18 15:18:34

Whole thing just seems like a troll forum, funny stuff
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=50148

'Pediabear' underwear:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45738

Sex

2011-04-18 15:28:53

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=35852

Overtime

2011-04-18 16:03:03

From: footballjds
sex with your own daughter is allowed:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=62847
posted by the same faggot…
WTF!!?!?!
I'm about to fucking DDos that damn site…


LOL You read my mind!!!! When i was in class today all i kept thinking about was, "Damn I wonder if i can find someone to DDos that stupid baptist site"

And there is my answer!!! Please do it, and let me know when your doing it so i can watch thier site tear up.

Boreas

2011-04-18 16:22:58

IT IS A JOKE SITE.

Read the wikipedia link before you think about DDOS.

autoerforlife

2011-04-18 16:31:29

From: autoerforlife
The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional[1] Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a satire of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church


From: Bixby Sayz
I wonder if it is just coincidence that Landover is a fictional magical land in Terry Brooks' Magic Kingdom of Landover series.

Magic Kingdom of Landover


From: autoerforlife
PLEASE READ MY POST :P or are you just ignoring me for the sake of being troll'd ?


From: grats
That's a known troll forum they do stuff just to piss people off.. 24/7


From: josh81193
This.

It's the same guy that used to own ED.

Also, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church


From: grats
I can't believe people still fall for it lol


From: Harry
It's a troll forum.


From: Boreas
IT IS A JOKE SITE.

Read the wikipedia link before you think about DDOS.


This.. everybody seems to ignore all the messages that prove it is a joke…:o why would you ddos a joke website

Ogre

2011-04-18 16:33:32

I immediately assumed it was a joke site when I read that thread, I think it's pretty obvious, and thought it was pretty funny.

Are half of you blind? It's fake.

Troll

2011-04-18 16:33:52

From: Boreas
IT IS A JOKE SITE.

Read the wikipedia link before you think about DDOS.


They take it too far though. I mean its ok to have sex with your kids, if too far or are you saying thats a normal joke?

gerauchert

2011-04-18 16:48:34

From: Troll
They take it too far though. I mean its ok to have sex with your kids, if too far or are you saying thats a normal joke?


The joke is about the religious right… complete satire and over dramatization of Baptist Christians, as has been said several times.

Troll

2011-04-18 17:28:52

From: gerauchert
The joke is about the religious right… complete satire and over dramatization of Baptist Christians, as has been said several times.


Yes i know but that is taking it too far i think, however i know many of you dont mind this, i still think it has gone too far. Although there is not much i can do about that so ill shut up :p

Awkwardsaw

2011-04-18 18:06:48

I remember a thread about runescape on that site, good times

Overtime

2011-04-18 18:26:32

Lol well thier doing a good job, because alot of them are really like that.

I still want that site Ddose'd its taking up to much useless space on the interwebs.

Jesus said so.

Sex

2011-04-18 18:26:35

From: Awkwardsaw
I remember a thread about runescape on that site, good times
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=21777
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=1544

Troll

2011-04-18 18:39:31

From: Sex
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=21777
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=1544

Atleast they got something right ;)

Boreas

2011-04-18 19:51:11

It's not really too far, because they have to take it far by definition. When you make a parody of something, you make a more ridiculous version of it (for example the other day Jon Stewart did a Glenn Beck themed show, or Stephen Colbert vs Bill O'Reilly every show). Since the religious right is already ridiculous (especially literal bible stuff), to make a parody, they really have to go far out there.

Narcle

2011-04-18 21:35:14

From: Bixby Sayz
I wonder if it is just coincidence that Landover is a fictional magical land in Terry Brooks' Magic Kingdom of Landover series.

Magic Kingdom of Landover


Its a joke site, I'm guessing that's where they got the name from. Which is pretty great lol

I've actually read the first 4 books of that series too.

Home

2011-04-19 02:54:56

Haha Lolled. Kiind funny.. And sad :/

~Home

1337w33d

2011-04-19 13:15:17

Are you sure this isn't a satire forum/website? I don't know, I guess my mind just can't comprehend this level of obsession/ignorance.

Edit:

From: Narcle
Its a joke site, I'm guessing that's where they got the name from. Which is pretty great lol

I've actually read the first 4 books of that series too.


Ahh guess I should read the thread first (:

Mistagnerd

2011-05-02 14:57:14

Oh man thanks for the laugh. Some of the stuff kind of goes too far..but the humor makes up for it. As a christian myself I immediately picked up on the obvious satire of the forum. I went through and a laugh.

I felt like an idiot because I was staring at the picture of the portal guy sucking himself…i didn't get it right away. /facepalm. I'm at the school library so i hope no one saw me.