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ifo ught a monstre !


Dervish

2010-12-24 22:27:25

i thnki i'm gonan tell you my story srl !

its aubout the chairstmas teree mosnter ! you knwo !

it hsa allthesee spikes on it and stuff and its storng too §

so one dya it wass my freind but wehn i caried ut up the stiars it plulled me down !

tHE DOCTOR SAID IT BRKEO MY BAKC BNOE § /5

Sot hhen after ti uplled me donw i got up (becasue i am qutie storng and healtyh)and fouught it wth my hands

after r3 horus of unching i craried the dead mosntre to my aprpartenmnt and deconrated it anywasy !


garett(a freind of mein) thukns i'm a champioen because of that


E : I was super duper mega uber drunk… Sorry for spamming with drunk posts :(

Readable version :

From: i luffs yeww
I think I'm gonna tell you my story, SRL!

It's about the Christmas tree monster! You know!

It has all these spikes on it and stuff and it's strong too

So one day, it was my friend, but when I carried it up the stairs, it pulled me down!

The doctor said it broke my back bone

So then after it pulled me down I got up (because I am quite strong and healthy) and fought it with my hands

After three hours of punching, I carried the dead monster to my apartment and decorated it anyway!

Garett, a friend of mine, thinks I'm a champion because of that.

3Garrett3

2010-12-24 22:39:37

ahhaha hah best story ever.

noidea

2010-12-24 22:49:57

I hope no one ever deletes this. Its a perfect example of the (stereo)typical French person.

Sex

2010-12-24 22:57:14

Wtf..?

KingKong

2010-12-24 23:00:41

^I second that, I didn't get one bit of that so called 'story', looks like I have to pretty drunk to get it

doublex8

2010-12-24 23:03:56

hahaha great

Sex

2010-12-24 23:08:37

Is this a meme or something man? What is this I don't even?

TomTuff

2010-12-24 23:15:52

I think he's drunk.

i luffs yeww

2010-12-25 00:39:49

I think I'm gonna tell you my story, SRL!

It's about the Christmas tree monster! You know!

It has all these spikes on it and stuff and it's strong too

So one day, it was my friend, but when I carried it up the stairs, it pulled me down!

The doctor said it broke my back bone

So then after it pulled me down I got up (because I am quite strong and healthy) and fought it with my hands

After three hours of punching, I carried the dead monster to my apartment and decorated it anyway!

Garett, a friend of mine, thinks I'm a champion because of that.

KingKong

2010-12-25 00:43:41

Hows that a story?

JPHamlett

2010-12-25 00:47:57

That's a great story, I love it!

i luffs yeww

2010-12-25 00:48:31

Drink moar and it is. Quite beautiful, really.

doublex8

2010-12-25 00:52:58

I'm sober and enjoyed it thoroughly

Harry

2010-12-25 01:43:20

I don't know why everyone types so bad when drunk, I type mostly fine when I drink and post… but cool story.

KingKong

2010-12-25 01:47:15

From: doublex8
I'm sober and enjoyed it thoroughly


Thats what they all say when they're drunk :p

Wanted

2010-12-25 01:52:36

Your Christmas present this year ->>>>>>>>>> A big fat throbbing infraction.




jk.

Dervish

2010-12-25 08:29:25

Oh my god…

I am so sorry for this, I was dead drunk and… apparently logged in on SRL…

E: I'm having quite some problems understanding what I meant… Thanks iluffsyeww :)

E2: Please excuse me for any problems I've caused, I'm off deleting posts i did yesterday night..

Dgby714

2010-12-25 08:48:02

From: Harry
I don't know why everyone types so bad when drunk, I type mostly fine when I drink and post… but cool story.


I agree. Oh and nice story!

3Garrett3

2010-12-25 10:15:05

From: Dervish
Oh my god…

I am so sorry for this, I was dead drunk and… apparently logged in on SRL…

E: I'm having quite some problems understanding what I meant… Thanks iluffsyeww :)

E2: Please excuse me for any problems I've caused, I'm off deleting posts i did yesterday night..


Hahahah best ever.

doublex8

2010-12-25 13:32:07

From: kongking
Thats what they all say when they're drunk :p


I actually don't drink at all.