SRL Archive - NOTA

You wake up its 9 am and it comes to your mind that you are late to work.
You put on your clothes hurriedly and go to your car.
You realize you forgot your keys in the house.
You get the keys and drive to your job location.
Your speeding and the police catches you and slaps you with a 200$ fine.
You realize in the car that you have your clothes on back wards.
You notice your gas fuel is on empty and the car stops but your close to your destination.
You walk to your job, and notice that today was a holiday there is no work.
Your boss calls you up and tells you that you he dropped off 5 stacks of papers to fill out.
You go to the gas station to get gas for your car.
You realize you forgot your wallet.
You borrow money from someone.
You walk back to your car only to find out it was stolen.
You take the bus back home.
You open your door and you see your wife getting fucked by your best friend.
Your see your 14 year old daughter masturbating in her room.

What would you do?

I would probably just give up and jump in front of a train.

I'd just go have a little cry in a corner.

Also, real or made up?

EDIT: At the last two. Wouldn't the girl realise that the other bloke is getting it on with your wifey?

I'd post on fmylife.com

After seeing my wife cheating me, I'd forget everything else.

sounds like a normal day in the hood.
Although those thieves must have had a tow truck to steal a car with no gas.
Plus, I always lock my door on the way out the front, but I guess I wouldn't if my wife was there. (so I would have been locked out and SOL)
Not to mention the fact that I always fill my car up when I get to 1/4 tank.
Boss telling me dropped off papers to work on (at work?) would be great! extra hours!
and there is nothing wrong with masturbating…I'd just tell her to lock her door next time.

Sounds like an epic day

From: kingarabian
You wake up its 9 am and it comes to your mind that you are late to work.
You put on your clothes hurriedly and go to your car.
You realize you forgot your keys in the house.
You get the keys and drive to your job location.
Your speeding and the police catches you and slaps you with a 200$ fine.
You realize in the car that you have your clothes on back wards.
You notice your gas fuel is on empty and the car stops but your close to your destination.
You walk to your job, and notice that today was a holiday there is no work.
Your boss calls you up and tells you that you he dropped off 5 stacks of papers to fill out.
You go to the gas station to get gas for your car.
You realize you forgot your wallet.
You borrow money from someone.
You walk back to your car only to find out it was stolen.
You take the bus back home.
You open your door and you see your wife getting fucked by your best friend.
Your see your 14 year old daughter masturbating in her room.

What would you do?

I would just rage >:O

Eh. Maybe a little 4chan. Fap to some yiff or something.

Why?

The wife thing would be the crowning fail of the day.

I would say FML :)

From: Matsetst
I would say FML :)

There's an app for that

:D sorry but i had to say that

~shut

Please elaborate what's wrong with the last point you mentioned?

From: Shuttleu
There's an app for that

:D sorry but i had to say that

~shut

haha kewl !http://www.fmylife.com/applications/official right ? Googled.

And its for android. Gonna download it :p !

From: Matsetst
haha kewl !http://www.fmylife.com/applications/official right ? Googled.

And its for android. Gonna download it :p !

Omg, you have to pay for the blackberry one >.< fml.

From: kingarabian
You wake up its 9 am and it comes to your mind that you are late to work.

Happens a lot.

From: kingarabian
You put on your clothes hurriedly and go to your car.

Sounds like many peoples daily routine.

From: kingarabian
You realize you forgot your keys in the house.

Happened before lots of times.

From: kingarabian
You get the keys and drive to your job location.

Ok…

From: kingarabian
Your speeding and the police catches you and slaps you with a 200$ fine.

Has happened recently, sucks, maybe he won't file the ticket?

From: kingarabian
You realize in the car that you have your clothes on back wards.

Pull over and fix it?

From: kingarabian
You notice your gas fuel is on empty and the car stops but your close to your destination.

Push to the nearest gas station, or wait for roadside assistance, or call someone and ask for a favor.

From: kingarabian
You walk to your job, and notice that today was a holiday there is no work.

Cuss loudly, then laugh it off.

From: kingarabian
Your boss calls you up and tells you that you he dropped off 5 stacks of papers to fill out.

Do work son.

From: kingarabian
You go to the gas station to get gas for your car.

And enjoy the walk.

From: kingarabian
You realize you forgot your wallet.

Shit happens?

From: kingarabian
You borrow money from someone.

Not so bad.

From: kingarabian
You walk back to your car only to find out it was stolen.

Insurance, or excuse for a new car.

From: kingarabian
You take the bus back home.

At least got home safe.

From: kingarabian
You open your door and you see your wife getting fucked by your best friend.

Knock a b1T3H out.

From: kingarabian
Your see your 14 year old daughter masturbating in her room.

Ground her.

From: kingarabian
What would you do?

Get on xbox, fuck shit up. Vodka, I dunno, the usual and improvise as it comes.

After all of this shit not so nice day, I'd lock myself down in my room and wouldn't get out for a day. Oh and post it at fmylife ofcourse.

I thought of these "what ifs" when a cop with a laser gun caught me going 40 mph in a 25mph zone, yesterday.

I don't see what the problem is with "Your see your 14 year old daughter masturbating in her room." Elaborate?

(EC! was also wondering.)

From: i luffs yeww
I don't see what the problem is with "Your see your 14 year old daughter masturbating in her room." Elaborate?

(EC! was also wondering.)

Masturbation will make you blind and crippled.

After all that shit, coming home seeing my wife with my best friend. I wouldn't give a shit about my daught masturbating tbh.

From: EvilChicken!
Please elaborate what's wrong with the last point you mentioned?

This, I would be glad she was being safe.

I dunno lol.

From: IceFire908
Ground her.

Pardon me but why is a 14 year old girl not allowed to masturbate?

From: Wizzup?
Pardon me but why is a 14 year old girl not allowed to masturbate?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=slap%20on%20the%20wrist

Seems appropriate, no?

From: Wizzup?
Pardon me but why is a 14 year old girl not allowed to masturbate?

Well kingarabian is a muslim. And if I am right in the Koran is written that masturbating isn't allowed. (Well I dont know the real details but it should come up to interpretations of words like almost always)

So for some muslim people it would be not allowed ;)

i know it's been said already but what's wrong with the last point lol i mean it's awkward but if anything it would just lighten my own mood (definitley not the daughter's though lmao)

I'd lol

Join and have a threesome!

/suicide

Seriously if you were 30 years old and you see your daughter fingering herself… Doesnt that disturb you in some way?

From: i luffs yeww
I don't see what the problem is with "Your see your 14 year old daughter masturbating in her room." Elaborate?

(EC! was also wondering.)

I think it's hot… But that's if she's "your daughter" xD

(I'm under 18 so it's not sick :P )

From: Matsetst
Masturbation will make you blind and crippled.

That is not true at all. lol

Masturbation will not make you go blind, the reason people think it does is because there is a lot of Zinc in your "fluid", and Zinc is a main part of your eye.

Note : I am no expert one the subject, someone told me this a while back. so if it's wrong then, sorry.

masturbation (at least for males) will make your palms hairy. Not sure if it works for girls though.

From: Brain
masturbation (at least for males) will make your palms hairy. Not sure if it works for girls though.

I'm pretty sure that's another myth.

From: kingarabian
Seriously if you were 30 years old and you see your daughter fingering herself… Doesnt that disturb you in some way?

honestly, it would disturb me. but after the wife thing happened, i wouldnt care about my daughter.

From: kingarabian
Seriously if you were 30 years old and you see your daughter fingering herself… Doesnt that disturb you in some way?

Not in the least… You must be pretty sexually frustrated (or in puberty, which is basically the same thing) to let that disturb you. Everyone masturbates, even nuns and priests. There's nothing weird to it, but it takes time to realize that. (Wait till you're done with puberty)

From: Wizzup?
Not in the least… You must be pretty sexually frustrated (or in puberty, which is basically the same thing) to let that disturb you. Everyone masturbates, even nuns and priests. There's nothing weird to it, but it takes time to realize that. (Wait till you're done with puberty)

People are not as open minded as you young padawan. Masturbation is a lot of societies and cultures is still considered a social taboo for females.

But seriously people, grow up and think outside your social delusionally bullshit :duh:

From: J_Pizzle
I'm pretty sure that's another myth.

J, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say Brain is screwing with you :D

I've always wondered, if guys who masturbate all the time are supposed go to blind/get hairy hands, why no one focuses on the guys who get 'it all'?
I believe its a myth, because if your zinc levels drop low enough to blind you (assuming what you said above is true!) then most people would have it show up in blood work samples that something is drastically wrong.

From: goldrush655
J, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say Brain is screwing with you :D

J_Pizzle I was also screwing around ;p