SRL Archive - The Bashing Club / BBQ Pit

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Original text:
"my dog did a shit on the carpet and got punished for doing so"

…56 translations later we get:
"Glass can be prepared."
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"I don't like dogs that shit on the carpet."

…56 translations later we get:

"Also gaetsheo International."

LMAO:


Original text:

"Donkeys are great at being circus freaks. so are elephants"

…56 translations later we get:

"Committee adopted the elephant"

"Welcome to SRL"

…56 translations later we get:

"Committee."

I like :p

I got a good one:

"My failure was due to your errors, not mine."

…56 translations later we get:

"And I am not mistaken"

From: Frement
I got a good one:

That sort of makes sense still.

Haha:

"Machine translations are useful for getting a general idea about what text written in a foreign language means. However, "general idea" isn't exactly accurate; the translator literally translates (word for word) the text which often results in gramma"

…56 translations later we get:

"To convert. Mental text sex 'in (ASCII), generally"

"Your mother called you a square"
"His size and his mother."

"Villavu is the worst site and community on the internet"

…56 translations later we get:

"Level of social networks."

:o

Original text:

"I trade candy for sexual favours. Are you interested?"

…56 translations later we get:

"Kennedy purposes child pornography?"

wait lol? you guys found time to do 56 translations? xD

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Original text:

"I have a huge penis."

…56 translations later we get:

"We need police"

From: i luffs yeww
Original text:

"I have a huge penis."

…56 translations later we get:

"We need police"

Lol wrong in both cases.. haha <3

Original text:

"my girlfriend has a larger penis than yours"

…56 translations later we get:

"I think daldoeeotseupnida much."

XD

~shut

"I want to feel you from the inside." (was listening to Nine Inch Nails atm)

…56 translations later we get:

"Back to intro."

…

"I like your breasts"

…56 translations later we get:

"Case"

I had gone through the translation and I found that are not up to the mark. It has some silly mistakes that changes the meaning of the sentences.

From: chucksrhodes
I had gone through the translation and I found that are not up to the mark. It has some silly mistakes that changes the meaning of the sentences.

That's why it's called bad, I suppose :).

From: chucksrhodes
I had gone through the translation and I found that are not up to the mark. It has some silly mistakes that changes the meaning of the sentences.

Thank you for making my day.

"Madness??? This is Sparta!!!"

…58 translations later we get:

"You crazy? "This is Sparta!"

58?

From: Wizzup?
"Madness??? This is Sparta!!!"

…58 translations later we get:

"You crazy? "This is Sparta!"

I think somebody's making theirs up :rolleyes:

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"Madness??? This is Sparta!!!"

…56 translations later we get:

"Gender: Sparta! ."
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Tsk tsk tsk.

[QUOTE=Dan's The Man;731401]I think somebody's making theirs up :rolleyes:

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"Madness??? This is Sparta!!!"

…56 translations later we get:

"Gender: Sparta! ."
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Tsk tsk tsk.

No. This was not made up. I don't know why it said 58, I just copy pasted it.

Also, try the one they promote on their site. The 'Bad translator' doesn't become 'job' for me.

If you look closely trying the same sentence several times gives different results. Mine was valid.
If you press the 'Translate' button a few times rapidly you'll get more than 56 translations.

The SRL Development Team is proud to present the SRL Resource Library, a Pascal Library chiefly consisting of color routines. SRL covers a wide variety of applications such as advanced OCR (Optical Character Recognition) and Graphical Object Recognit"

…10 translations later we get:

"No team is proud to library resources, serial number, and Pascal, which includes a library of color treatments. The Fund covers such as optical character recognition (OCR) and graphics are widely used in advanced web Recognita"

EDIT: And the same text just piped through a UK<-> Chinese translator:

The SRL development group proudly proposes the SRL resources library, most important including color convention Pascal library. SRL reports various application for example advanced OCR (optics character recognition) and graphic solution object Recognit &#8220;

"Wil je met mij de liefde bedrijven"

…56 translations later we get:

"Love your company."

Original text:

"thanks"

…50 translations later we get:

"Thanks"

"book, food, love, help, dog, sneakers, bolígrafo, lampe de poche"

…56 translations later we get:

"Books, food, love, dogs, shoes, light, up 12 &#50900; Petri"

"thanks, book, food, love, help, dog, sneakers, bolígrafo, arbre"

…56 translations later we get:

"Thanks, books, food, love and sex, bitch, or pencil."

Lmao best one yet.

I said : "I shat on your head yesterday, what do you have to say for yourself."

56 Translations later: "Hi, you can do that."

From: Frement
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ok I just did my first ones

how the hell can you live when you're that obese?"

…56 translations later we get:

"Oil Sabbath, because I live?


"I love the dolphins that jump and die on my boat "

…56 translations later we get:

"I love Alpine ago."

// LOL
"FOR THE FUCKING WIN!! "

...30 translations later we get:

"I have breasts!"

"FOR THE FUCKING WIN!! "

...20 translations later we get:

"Tits win!"

"FOR THE FUCKING WIN!! "

...56 translations later we get:

"And my heart."

Original text:

"I like big butts."

…56 translations later we get:

"I have a son."