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i want to love and cherrish this women for the rest of my life

It's dreamy, but somehow… Loveless xD

"…or fuck my face or something"

she's a keeper.

I sense a trap. Watch your back, young skywalker…

timestamped pics of note, or else you be trollin

I'd always like to fuck your face.

From: Rubix
timestamped pics of note, or else you be trollin

its just a picture that a friend showed me, lol

I'm interested in the last sentence…

R u from the otherside, awkwardsaw!?

"Perfect boyfriend <3"?
Ohcomeon, she might as well have written "honeybun" or "sugarcup" or any of those nicknames that were cute back in the 70's. :p
Sorry, but this is too cliché for me..
.. although I do have to admit it gets better towards the ending.

Ps, ray:

From: Awkwardsaw
its just a picture that a friend showed me, lol

in a way she is bad with words… but good with words… Might just be me, but I want way more than lasagna and sex out of a relationship.

From: anonymity
in a way she is bad with words… but good with words… Might just be me, but I want way more than lasagna and sex out of a relationship.

Like washing and drying clothes?

lasagna..? what ever happened to plain old sandwiches?

From: Craig`
lasagna..? what ever happened to plain old sandwiches?

a good lasagna requires work. sammiches are good no matter what :p

i love her.

what is pseudo? i cant find it on the internet; its really bothering me

"Pseudo" is faux, kinda. I dunno what she means by "more pseudo," though. Maybe they use it as slang for fake crab or fake anything.

I have heard "pseudo" also for "junk food".. just another way of saying it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudo-

From: Brain
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudo-

yea, but how in the blazes does that pertain to foodz or the conversation at all? … I don't get it. =[

i know what pseudo is in a general sense; im not an idiot

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_Pseudo_food

How do you fuck a girl in her face?

Really? Oral sex. She opens her mouth and your penis goes in her mouth.

From: i luffs yeww
Really? Oral sex. She opens her mouth and your penis goes in her mouth.

Well duh, but thats Oral sex. I mean shes saying face. Like maybe slapping your penis on her face? Or rubbing it on her eyes…

The slang for vaginal sex in common dictation is "fuck." Oral sex is a variation of vaginal sex, and the same slang can usually go for both ways. Same with anal sex. And obviously they are fans of slang since she says "pseudo" for food.

From: kingarabian
Well duh, but thats Oral sex. I mean shes saying face. Like maybe slapping your penis on her face? Or rubbing it on her eyes…

Fuck -> Put penis in hole
Face -> Has many holes : mouth, nostrils and ears mainly
Fuck my face -> Put penis in face hole. Most likely she was talking about sucking his dick.

Oh the Irony….



Britney is on the left, Suzi on the right…..

Now, she didn't come out and say it, but….I HATE doing dishes and the reason she asked me to pick up the house, is because Suzy is staying the night…wonder what my "Reward" will be ;)

^ and take a shower, brush your teeth, do some pushups, and put on some deodorant.

having the same handwriting as my mother is a total turn off

From: blackelvis
having the same handwriting as my mother is a total turn off

speak for yourself, :garfield:

I'm scared, only an insane person would write something like that.

crazy neurotic eyes i can already envision 'em.

From: anonymity
^ and take a shower, brush your teeth, do some pushups, and put on some deodorant.

Thanks for the advice, I think the pushups was the kicker…..

You know when you do a few quick pushups before… well, whatever it may be. It makes your form look better ;)

From: WhiteShadow
I'm scared, only an insane person would write something like that.

crazy neurotic eyes i can already envision 'em.

My ex was a lot like you said, and she could have wrote that. :( (Though she had the best smile eeveeerrrr)