SRL Archive - NOTA

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Post/Shares quotes and rate others.
Post the what and the author. Like The Man's Siggy Thread
You can post from books, movies, poems, songs, friends, something you thought up, & et cetera.

Lets go for x/10 rating scale.
DONT FORGET TO RATE QUOTES

Example/Start:
"Don't worry about the future, or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum." ~ Mary Schmich

meh… 1 :P

"How could anyone ever need more than a megabyte?!" - Bill Gates

:p 8/10 (i dont know what were marking it out of)

"I didnt break two doors, I broke the same door twice!" - James Parnell, Friend, Ski Trip (he kicked the door down in the hotel we were staying in)

~shut

^ That just makes no sense. 1/10 >_<


"In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than advance." - Joseph Stalin

^ Said in CoD2 a lot. :p 3/10

"Gott ist tot." - Friedrich Nietzsche

7/10 :p

"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too." - Mitch Hedberg

^ 6/10 - made me pause, think, rethink, laugh.

"Writing, like dreams, confronts, pushes you up against the evasions, self-deceptions, investments in opinions and interpretations, the clutter that blinds, that disguises that underlying, all-encompassing design" - Toni Cade Bambara

2/10, tl;dr.

"It's not who you know, it's who you blow" - Super Hans, Peep Show tv series.

6/10, enjoyable but not overly funny

"I met a fat chick and I fucked her in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels." - Bo Burnham

^ 7.5/10, actually made me grin.

I hope you guys know that there are endless of sites dedicated to famous quotes?
http://www.quotationspage.com/
http://www.brainyquote.com/
http://www.wisdomquotes.com/
Et cetera. Hobbit also had this page where he got all his from.

I'm all for only taking the ones you've got at the top of your head and that you cannot search anything up. Would make it a bit more fun in a way. And actually rather challenging, if you're not to repeat a quote someone already has posted.

Since I'm so original, I'll go with a very famous one;
"My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you – ask what can you do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world, ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man."


tl;dr: "Ask not what your country can do for you – ask what can you do for your country." - John Fitzgerald Kennedy

"Given the choice between the experience of pain and nothing, I would choose pain." - William Faulkner

"You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist." - Friedrich Nietzsche

Sorry. Just saw the Nietzsche one and I very much enjoy it.

Oh, also, 1/10; America. :/

"it's not me, it is you… No wait… Yeah that's right" Russ, friend :)

1/10 heard it heard it heard it

"The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot."

i guess that makes me an asshole…

2/10 - I just don't think it is that good of a quote. And no, I guess that makes Salvador Dali "an asshole".

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you can, do good." ~ John Wesley

I think it would be better centered + a border that makes it blend into the page more. But still awesome. 9/10 :)

(In a very serious tone) "Come to think of it, I don't think Jesus would go for Paris Hilton…" - My best friend Michael

From: Coh3n
I think it would be better centered + a border that makes it blend into the page more. But still awesome. 9/10 :)

Uhh.. wat

"I'm not just teaching you the ropes, I'm teaching you the knots." - My friend said it to me when he was drunk.

From: i luffs yeww
Uhh.. wat

Yeah wrong thread… my bad. :duh:

"Bullets have the right of way…" -Unknown

7.5 / 10

"Friendly fire isn't" - Denis O&#8217;Brien

From: R1ch
7.5 / 10

"Friendly fire isn't" - Denis O&#8217;Brien

4/10

"Afore exceeding your current stance, confirm your entire understandance of the subject." - Me! :D

[QUOTE=Dan's The Man;727219]4/10

"Afore exceeding your current stance, confirm your entire understandance of the subject." - Me! :D[/QUOTE]

I didn't quite get that.. But it sounds somewhat like a nice thing to say… ^^, 2/10

"Say hello to my little friend!" ~ Scarface

From: Emaziz
I didn't quite get that.. But it sounds somewhat like a nice thing to say… ^^, 2/10

Basically it meant that before you move onto something else, make sure you completely understand what you are learning currently :p

After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box.

From: Coh3n
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box.

4/10
that does not happen in real life


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Where you believe there is magic…you will find it.

Read more: http://www.quotesquotations.com/#ixzz0v4Cj1mq7

5/10 Just a fun quote. If you believe hard enough in anything or dwell on it long enough. You can usually find a way, that is.

"Hey, I'll tell you what. You can take a good look at a butchers ass by sticking your head up there, but wouldn't you rather take his word for it… no, I mean you can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass, but then… no, it's got to be YOUR bull…" ~ Tommy Boy

4/10

"You heard of the new Swedish study? The bigger the foot the bigger the… shoe"
- My lil' brother :p

6.5 / 10

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." - Unknown

7/10

<watashiwa> *eats more moldy bread*
<watashiwa> i'm gonna get kinky in a few minutes with some peanut butter. ^_^
<mystic_knight> ….
<krelian|owned> ….
<watashiwa> ….
<mystic_knight> i feel sorry for your dog

1/10

"If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto." - Frankie Boyle

6/10 pretty funny. lol
"It's over 9000"-Vegeta

A witty saying proves nothing

9/10. Well done said. (don't forget to rate)

"you should always celebrate life.. because you never know when it's gunna throw you a curve ball…" ~ JD

9/10 we should learn to enjoy whatever we have

Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell.

Read more: http://www.latestngreatest.net/#ixzz1WyurYK3J

6/10

The unexamined life is not worth living. - Socrates

Socrates said that at his trial for heresy. He was on trial for encouraging his students to challenge the accepted beliefs of the time and think for themselves. The sentence was death but Socrates had the option of suggesting an alternative punishment. He could have chosen life in prison or exile, and would likely have avoided death.

https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikiquote/en/wiki/Socrates

9/10 socrates is great; everyone can learn something from him ^^.

"If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts, he shall end in certainties." - Francis Bacon

5/10

"if at first you don't succeed, won't hurt to smoke some weed"

2/10 (I gave an extra 1 for the rhyme)

"For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill." - Sun Tzu

From: mixster
2/10 (I gave an extra 1 for the rhyme)

"For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill." - Sun Tzu

psssh, Dr Dre…

Guess you like living the sober life.
sux2bu

?/10 - didn't see the quote, unless it was the sober thing… then I would say 1/10 cus my thought were, "… sure?"

"He is unworthy of the name of man who is ignorant of the fact that the diagonal of a square is incommensurable with its side." ~ Plato

6/10

"If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four sharpening the axe."

6/10 ^

"life is a beach …and im just playing in the sand" -P1nky ya ya call me Weezy if you wish ;)

8/10

"This is our world now… the world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the baud."
The Mentor

4/10

"On the first day, man created God."

8/10

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

7/10
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

7/10 It was funny


"A child falls so they can learn to pick themself up"

3/10 too cliche

&#8220;There is only one sin, only one. And that is theft. Every other sin is a variation of theft. Do you understand that?When you kill a man, you steal a life. You steal his wife&#8217;s right to a husband, rob his children of a father.When you tell a lie, you steal someone&#8217;s right to the truth.When you cheat, you steal the right to fairness. Do you see?&#8221; -The Kite Runner

7/10


"A wise old man once said, "go ask a woman""

6/10 "Is that air your breathing?" – the matrix

9/10, *you're

Incoming wall:

"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure." -the matrix

7/10

"The source of man's unhappiness is his ignorance of Nature. The pertinacity with which he clings to blind opinions imbibed in his infancy, which interweave themselves with his existence, the consequent prejudice that warps his mind, that prevents its expansion, that renders him the slave of fiction, appears to doom him to continual error."

8/10

“Good relations with the Wookiees, I have.” -Yoda

8/10
"nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan" - nyancat

6 /10
"nanoo nanoo" Mork from Ork

1/10

"10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash."

From: keff
1/10

"10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash."

7/10 gave me a grin :)

"You miss 100% of shots you don't take." - Wayne Gretzky

5/10, kind of over used

&#8220;The ideal woman to me would be the gun-toting moll. Someone who is true blue and ready to face the world. Open to ideas and suggestion, not stubborn and closed minded.&#8221; - Anton LaVey

7/10

"I was so far behind I thought I was first." -Unknown

5/10

"People like talking about people. Makes us feel superior. Makes us feel in control. And sometimes, for some people, knowing some things makes them care." - Dr. House from House MD

7/10 since I happen to love House.

HOUSE: "You've really got a thing for swastikas … Mendelson - like an ironic thing?"
MENDELSON: "It's a German name."
HOUSE: "So's 'House.' And I'm Jewish … nah, I'm a black, gay gypsy."

- House

5/10


"Beta. Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released. Beta is Latin for "still doesn't work."

~Home

10/10 - because I'm a nerd and that's beautiful.

"We're so lucky we're still alive to see this beautiful world. Look at the sky. It's not dark and black and without character. The black is in fact deep blue. And over there! Lighter blue. And blowing through the blueness and the blackness, the winds swirling through the air. And there shining, burning, bursting through, the stars! Can you see how they roll their light? Everywhere we look, the complex magic of nature blazes before our eyes."

10/10 - Beautiful.

" Some people say they see a swagger about me but in Texas we just call that walking" ~ George W. Bush

7/10

Jack Sparrow: Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got.
Jack Sparrow: [sing-song] I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!

Pirates of the Carribean obviously

10/10 - i love it!!

&#8220;Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.&#8221;

- Albert Einstein

10/10 - Because i love Einstein :)

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." - Mark Twain

From: hamster31
10/10 - Because i love Einstein :)

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." - Mark Twain

7/10

''If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button!'' - Not Sure

5/10 - being generous, I just feel like it's trying too hard to be funny.

"The only trouble with trouble, is that it's troublesome." ~ anonymity (me)

6/10 - Because being in trouble is very troublesome.

"Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere." - Carl Sagan

6/10 interesting but dont quite get it lol.

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has to have 1.
Clint Eastwood

1/10 - I guess I'm an asshole lol

"Ich bin ein Berliner!"

Don't know what that means.

?/10

In the end no one dies a virgin, Life fucks us all over :/

Not true I will be forever alone…

1/10 How can't you know that quote… It's such an well known mistake…

I'm amazing - me

Dunno about that, I guess you know it best so it's true, right? 11/10 :D

"War is coming with all it's glory …

and all it's horror." - Blizzard?

10/10

"Stop, hamma time."

Do I really have to rate that? -_-
You shouldn't have to rate this one either :D :P
"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee." - Guard from Skyrim.
Why has no one does this yet ?!?!

5/10 - meh, there are better npc quotes imo.

"By experiencing both victory and defeat, running away and shedding tears, a man will become a man." ~ S

7.8/10
Not sure I agree but sure.

"People crushed by law, have no hopes but from power. If laws are their enemies, they will be enemies to laws; and those who have much to hope and nothing to lose, will always be dangerous."
Edmund Burke

5/10 - too boring :p

''Chuck Norris was the reason the chicken crossed the road'' - I hate chuck norris quotes but this one made me lol :p

Lol Chuck Norris quotes.. 6/10

"I'm tryna stay on fire, so you know if I hate f***ing water sprinklers… I don't love the hoes."
- Eminem (Above the Law)

10/10 Love Eminem

"too f**ked to live, too rare to die"
from a movie i watched, said by a character played by Johnny debt.

9/10 sounds epic

"Whatever the mind can conceive and believe, it can achieve."

-Napoleon Hill, author of Think and Grow Rich.

5/10 - not entirely true…

'I'll be back' - Terminator :p

7/10 It's heard all over the world

"Hasta la vista, baby" - Terminator :p

7/10 another memorable quote from Terminator.

"Once more into the fray, into the last good fight I'll ever know. Live and die on this day; live and die on this day" ~ The Grey