SRL Archive - NOTA

Official ask Dan's The Man ANYTHING! thread.


Daniel

2010-07-05 06:06:59

Well, since you are all dumb, pathetic and stupid, and I am so smart, intelligent and awesome, I have decided to make this thread to answer almost any of your questions.

So be smart (err, I mean stupid) about your questions and ASK AWAY!

Dervish

2010-07-05 06:11:06

What's after the terabyte ?

Daniel

2010-07-05 06:15:37

From: Dr D. Dervish
What's after the terrabyte ?

Nothing, since the term "terrabyte" and/or "the terrabyte" is a non-existent word(s) in the Oxford English dictionary.

However, IF you are referring to the word "terabyte" (note the one 'r'), then the answer is "petabyte".

Dervish

2010-07-05 06:19:33

[QUOTE=Dan's The Man;722077]Nothing, since the term "terrabyte" and/or "the terrabyte" is a non-existent word(s) in the Oxford English dictionary.

However, IF you are referring to the word "terabyte" (note the one 'r'), then the answer is "petabyte".

I told you "petabyte" on irc 2 seconds ago, now answer :

How come a stack of copper bars are superior in price to saronite bars in WoW ?

Edit : Takes you awfully long to answer that ^

kingarabian

2010-07-05 06:31:35

Why do you bash Islam?

Daniel

2010-07-05 06:32:03

From: Dr D. Dervish
How come a stack of copper bars are superior in price to saronite bars in WoW ?

Because quite a lot of players learn the skills Blacksmithing and Engineering when they are far into the game, therefore have a lot of money, so therefore they can't be bothered to mine their own ores so therefore they just buy them from the auction house. However, a stack of saronite bars are lower in price because few players can be bothered to train their blacksmithing and engineering levels that high, so therefore demand for saronite bars are lower than that of copper bars.

<3 "therefore".

Don't question the validity of my answer, because it is 100% valid and correct.

Daniel

2010-07-05 06:33:28

From: kingarabian
Why do you bash Islam?

Because they cause individuals to 'believe' things that have no evidence for. (Same goes for all religions).

Dervish

2010-07-05 06:35:59

[QUOTE=Dan's The Man;722082]Because quite a lot of players learn the skills Blacksmithing and Engineering when they are far into the game, therefore have a lot of money, so therefore they can't be bothered to mine their own ores so therefore they just buy them from the auction house. However, a stack of saronite bars are lower in price because few players can be bothered to train their blacksmithing and engineering levels that high, so therefore demand for saronite bars are lower than that of copper bars.

<3 "therefore".

Don't question the validity of my answer, because it is 100% valid and correct.

Wrong, simple :

Many high players = many high level ores mined.
Few low players = few low level ores mined.

Since ores are smelted into bars… you can practically say ores = bars.

You have failed pathetically to answer my Q, thus I shall ask another :

What is the most dangerous ability of the aquamages trash in the upcoming cataclysm expansion ?

Daniel

2010-07-05 06:37:01

From: Dr D. Dervish
Wrong, simple :

Many high players = many high level ores mined.
Few low players = few low level ores mined.

Since ores are smelted into bars… you can practically say ores = bars.


Just because a player is high-levelled does not mean that they can mine the highest levelled ore in the game ;)

Also: STOP THREAD HIJACKING.

Dervish

2010-07-05 06:40:01

[QUOTE=Dan's The Man;722085]Just because a player is high-levelled does not mean that they can mine the highest levelled ore in the game ;)

Also: STOP THREAD HIJACKING.[/QUOTE]

Well :

many high leveled players = many high leveled miners = many high level ores mined.

Few low leveled players = few low leveled miners = few low level ores mined.
___

I still want you to answer my questions oh lord of knowledge, instead of coming with your pathetic excuses.

I repeat :

What is the most dangerous ability of the aquamages trash in the upcoming cataclysm expansion ?
Edit : in WoW of course.
___

Edit : come on answer !
___

Edit : guess it will never be answered, the answer was : tidal waves, hits for 16K in a frontal cone, stacks up to 10 times (clusters of 10 mobs).

I have defeated you, pathetic.

noidea

2010-07-05 11:11:59

Are you HIGH, bro??

Blumblebee

2010-07-05 13:06:16

okay well let's get off the stupid WoW Questions…

Mine is simple. Will his nose grow?


Dervish

2010-07-05 14:08:13

From: Blumblebee
okay well let's get off the stupid WoW Questions…

Mine is simple. Will his nose grow?




3Garrett3

2010-07-05 14:20:09

How long is your penis?

Answer! I require this information so that I may visualize it in my sexual fantasies of you!

EvilChicken!

2010-07-05 19:11:30

Can you write the people in this thread a post which makes them realize how they should attempt to form their very own opinions? <3

/it'sLateICBFandallotherexcusesForNotDoingItMyself

Daniel

2010-07-05 20:40:57

From: noidea
Are you HIGH, bro??

Obviously…. not.
From: Blumblebee

Mine is simple. Will his nose grow?


If he really believes it to be the truth, then no, his nose won't grow as he is simply mistaken. However, judging by his smart-ass smile he has there, his nose will grow since he knows and believes it to be a lie.
From: 3Garrett3
How long is your penis?

42"

JPHamlett

2010-07-06 00:28:43

What are people from Niger called?

And plz dont say the "N" word

i luffs yeww

2010-07-06 00:38:10

Nigerian.. Not even a question.. >_>

I hope you know that Niger is pronounced "nigh jer[k]" (sound of "jerk," without the "k" sound)..

JPHamlett

2010-07-06 00:42:11

From: i luffs yeww
Nigerian.. Not even a question.. >_>


^^ no those people are fomr nigeria not niger

Sex

2010-07-06 00:50:03

People from Nigeria are called Nigerians and people from Niger are called Nigeriens,
http://www.everyculture.com/wc/Mauritania-to-Nigeria/index.html

Brain

2010-07-06 00:54:44

Hey! Stop answering the questions!
All questions in here are only for Dan's The Man.

Q: Why is your name possessive, and why would you want to posses "The Man"?

Wanted

2010-07-06 01:20:58

Are you guys seriously bored to the point where you have nothing better to do than spam the forums?

JPHamlett

2010-07-06 01:48:09

From: IceFire908
Are you guys seriously bored to the point where you have nothing better to do than spam the forums?


With all do respect isnt ^^ spam? ^^

i luffs yeww

2010-07-06 02:06:27

From: Brain
Hey! Stop answering the questions!
All questions in here are only for Dan's The Man.

Q: Why is your name possessive, and why would you want to posses "The Man"?


Dan's can mean Dan is, Dan has, or Dan was (I think it can be was?).

Daniel

2010-07-06 09:09:24

From: J_Pizzle
What are people from Niger called?

Nigerien.
From: Brain
Q: Why is your name possessive, and why would you want to posses "The Man"?

Because I am The Man. The user, "The Man", was created after my account and is in no way affiliated with The Man nor myself.
From: IceFire908
Are you guys seriously bored to the point where you have nothing better to do than spam the forums?

Yes. After all, this is the "NOTA" section and is dedicated to spam.

Becks

2010-07-06 09:43:23

Best way to transfer items/gp on runescape?

anonymity

2010-07-06 09:46:09

What is the most important rule of wizardry?

fanboy

2010-07-06 11:20:01

how do i fix this
Exception in Script: Unable to find file 'SRL/SRL/Misc/SMART.scar' used from ''

Becks

2010-07-06 12:08:39

From: fanboy
how do i fix this
Exception in Script: Unable to find file 'SRL/SRL/Misc/SMART.scar' used from ''


Take a look through this thread male sure you have everything set up correctly. http://villavu.com/forum/showthread.php?t=47714 if you have make sure you are up to date with everything

fanboy

2010-07-06 12:15:17

thanks for the help +rep for you :]

EDIT:ok im trying to run this script and now i'm getting another error i'm using simba and it is a simba script and i keep getting this

Daniel

2010-07-06 20:52:11

From: Becks
Best way to transfer items/gp on runescape?

By hacking the system.
From: anonymity
What is the most important rule of wizardry?

Cunning and intelligence.
From: fanboy
EDIT:ok im trying to run this script and now i'm getting another error i'm using simba and it is a simba script and i keep getting this

Delete the Simba directory and all sub-directories. Reinstall Simba via the installer and update it to the latest revision. Make sure to run the Simba executable as an administrator if necessary and then enable the "srl.sex" extension and update your SRL to the latest revision. Restard Simba and run your script.

Cigue

2010-07-06 22:55:40

What is the sound of a single hand clapping?

Najorin

2010-07-06 23:10:20

Is it opposite day?
Or is it not opposite day? O.o

Daniel

2010-07-06 23:48:29

From: Cigue
What is the sound of a single hand clapping?

I cannot tell you this. Only you can find the answer by yourself.
From: c0rrupt f1r3
Is it opposite day?
Or is it not opposite day? O.o

1. It is not opposite day.
2. Correct, it is not opposite day.

EvilChicken!

2010-07-07 04:56:52

From: Cigue
What is the sound of a single hand clapping?


"Fap fap fap".
Sounds familiar?

Becks

2010-07-07 10:06:23

From: EvilChicken!
"Fap fap fap".
Sounds familiar?


hmm. interesting.

fanboy

2010-07-07 10:58:52

[QUOTE=Dan's The Man;722417]By hacking the system.

Cunning and intelligence.

Delete the Simba directory and all sub-directories. Reinstall Simba via the installer and update it to the latest revision. Make sure to run the Simba executable as an administrator if necessary and then enable the "srl.sex" extension and update your SRL to the latest revision. Restard Simba and run your script.[/QUOTE]
ok i deleted everything on simba and tried reinstalling updated everything put reflection and it came out with the exact same problem… it opens up that second tab and says theres a problem there
"[Error] C:\Simba\Includes\SRL/SRL/Core/Simba.simba(5:3): Duplicate identifier 'TDTMPointDef' at line 4
Compiling failed."

Najorin

2010-07-07 13:48:04

[QUOTE=Dan's The Man;722442]1. It is not opposite day.
2. Correct, it is not opposite day.[/QUOTE]

Correct? :O you mean, "Wrong, it is not opposite day."?

anonymity

2010-07-07 15:47:44

what is the most important rule when learning a new language?

Daniel

2010-07-07 21:39:33

From: anonymity
what is the most important rule when learning a new language?

Don't give up!

Also as an added bonus, another rule: don't skip chapters in your book!

Blumblebee

2010-07-07 21:52:33

I found the answer (sort of). Which is more indepth than the answer you provided but I think they fall along the same lines (ish but not really).


Nava2

2010-07-08 00:15:05

If you were offered money, would you take it in the butt.

Daniel

2010-07-08 01:37:09

From: Blumblebee
I found the answer (sort of). Which is more indepth than the answer you provided but I think they fall along the same lines (ish but not really).

That's basically what I said: If he really believes it to be the truth, then no, his nose won't grow as he is simply mistaken. :)

From: Nava2
If you were offered money, would you take it in the butt.


Is that supposed to be a question? :p I see no question mark!

Matsetst

2010-07-09 11:16:09

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

weequ

2010-07-09 11:23:14

How are you today?

anonymity

2010-07-09 12:20:18

What is the first thing a man should notice about a woman?

marpis

2010-07-09 14:15:10

How much wood would a woodchunk chunk if a woodchunk would chunk wood?

i luffs yeww

2010-07-09 15:40:38

^ How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?*

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Daniel

2010-07-10 04:34:18

From: Matsetst
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

You only need to be a public figure.
From: antti mies
How are you today?

Feeling like crap at the moment.
From: anonymity
What is the first thing a man should notice about a woman?

Personally, I notice their hair then next teeth if possible. I don't want any chick with bad teeth sucking my c**k!

And since I am Dan's "The Man", my above statement is correct.
From: marpis
How much wood would a woodchunk chunk if a woodchunk would chunk wood?

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

In simple terms:
150 marpis's :p

Matsetst

2010-07-10 08:01:17

Are in space other living organisms ?

Will 2012 be the end of the world ?

Daniel

2010-07-10 08:15:16

From: Matsetst
Are in space other living organisms ?

Will 2012 be the end of the world ?

1. Organisms, yes :)
2. Define "end of the world". If you mean the complete destruction of the planet? Then no.

Nava2

2010-07-10 09:22:13

*awaits an answer*

Daniel

2010-07-10 20:45:28

From: Nava2
*awaits an answer*

http://villavu.com/forum/showthread.php?p=722694#post722694 ;)