Awkwardsaw
2010-06-07 22:52:19
SRL Archive - NOTA
ITT: Math / programming jokes
marpis
2010-06-08 08:59:22
This is better :p And your image is too big!
This is funny only if you know the basic theme on thse X-Zibit jokes
"Yo dawg, I heard you like x so we put an x inside an x so you can y while you y"
This is funny only if you know the basic theme on thse X-Zibit jokes"Yo dawg, I heard you like x so we put an x inside an x so you can y while you y"
nielsie95
2010-06-08 09:44:45
Know your meme ;)
Awkwardsaw
2010-06-08 11:44:14
i dont really care about the meme, i just want some general math/ programming jokes(especially ones that are only understood by the people who know what its about, like functions or asymptotes) :D
chaoyd
2010-06-08 15:14:11
"And on the seventh day, He exited from append mode."
% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched".
% ^How did the sex change^operation go?
Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
% cat 'the can of tuna'
cat: cannot open the can of tuna
$ drink
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% scan for <<"Arnold Schwarzenegger"^J^D
"Arnold Schwarzenegger": << terminator not found
% ar m God
ar: God does not exist
% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched".
% ^How did the sex change^operation go?
Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
% cat 'the can of tuna'
cat: cannot open the can of tuna
$ drink
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% scan for <<"Arnold Schwarzenegger"^J^D
"Arnold Schwarzenegger": << terminator not found
% ar m God
ar: God does not exist
% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
Naum
2010-06-08 15:54:55
What did i say to Pi? Do you ever stop going on.
What did Pi say back to i? Get real.
What did the 1 say to sin(x)? Get on top of me and we can have sec(x).
Life is complex: it has both real and imaginary components.
What did Pi say back to i? Get real.
What did the 1 say to sin(x)? Get on top of me and we can have sec(x).
Life is complex: it has both real and imaginary components.
Awkwardsaw
2010-06-08 16:08:19
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
very long pause….
“Java.”
There are three kinds of lies: Lies, damned lies, and benchmarks.
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
very long pause….
“Java.”
There are three kinds of lies: Lies, damned lies, and benchmarks.
i luffs yeww
2010-06-09 07:52:54
^ :D hahaha
EvilChicken!
2010-06-09 08:39:07
Akwardsaw, that image is just too huge. Resize it, please.
You mean bits?
From: Awkwardsaw
Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”
You mean bits?
chaoyd
2010-06-09 17:50:15
^8 bits make up a byte
Wizzup?
2010-06-09 17:56:52
marpis
2010-06-11 06:14:54
From: Awkwardsaw
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
very long pause….
“Java.”
Haha! That was a good one :D