Neehosoft
2010-01-12 23:03:30
Need ideas for it
Powerpoint
quick
Powerpoint
quick
SRL Archive - General
2012 Presentation
Simtoon
2010-01-12 23:07:06
Do what the guy in 2012 did.
Wanted
2010-01-12 23:10:52
"The mayans were crazy ancient people who used to cut there penis's and burn a piece of paper soaked in that blood so they could communicate with a schizophrenia voice in their head, anyone believing in 2012 has an IQ lower than Hey Arnold."
Neehosoft
2010-01-12 23:14:21
From: IceFire908
"The mayans were crazy ancient people who used to cut there penis's and burn a piece of paper soaked in that blood so they could communicate with a schizophrenia voice in their head, anyone believing in 2012 has an IQ lower than Hey Arnold."
If i wouldnt get in trouble for that, that s awesome.
nice
Wanted
2010-01-12 23:25:10
From: Neehosoft
If i wouldnt get in trouble for that, that s awesome.
nice
You could still use it, just use fancy words and cite your sources
like Scrotum :duh:
Sex
2010-01-12 23:26:24
Also don't forget to change there to their and change penis's to penises ;).
Wanted
2010-01-12 23:27:23
From: Sex
Also don't forget to change there to their ;).
Dam! I thought I edited that… I'm lagging hard right now btw
Blumblebee
2010-01-13 00:15:11
[offtopic]my friend turns 21 on dec 21 of 2012 :p I've told him he's going to be the messiah that saves us all from eturnal damnation on 2012. Its actually pretty sweet when you think about it, its his "golden birthday" on the day the world is going to end.[/offtopic]
now what to write about? I watched a documentory on 2012, some people believe that the polarity of the earth is going to switch poles (the magnet feild or whatever its called is what protects us from UV rays and shit appearently). There will be 3 eclipses, one of the moon on the earth, the moon+the sun, the sun+the center of the galaxy or something fucking retarded like that I cant remember the whole thing. Google it for specifics and more correct information :)
now what to write about? I watched a documentory on 2012, some people believe that the polarity of the earth is going to switch poles (the magnet feild or whatever its called is what protects us from UV rays and shit appearently). There will be 3 eclipses, one of the moon on the earth, the moon+the sun, the sun+the center of the galaxy or something fucking retarded like that I cant remember the whole thing. Google it for specifics and more correct information :)
Brain
2010-01-13 00:25:16
the Mayan's believed that time was cyclical, so it's not the end of time, they'd just start the calender over when 2012 hits.
or just say "why the heck would you build a calender that goes 1000's of years in the future anyway? they probably just got bored of making it longer."
Or the world will end
or just say "why the heck would you build a calender that goes 1000's of years in the future anyway? they probably just got bored of making it longer."
Or the world will end
Johura
2010-01-13 01:07:05
Okay, lets look at the 12 main reasons why silly people think the world is going to end in 2012.
1. Nostradamus predicted it will happen.
2. The Mayan calender 'ends'.
3. A Ouija Board said it will happen. (Pronounced wee-jee board).
4. There will be a pole shift.
5. There will be a planetary alignment.
6. There will be a galactic alignment.
7. Planet X / Nibiru will hit earth.
8. A crystal skull said so.
9. Our planet will colide with a 'photon belt'.
10. The Sun will blow up
11. The Arabians said every 60,000 years something bad will happen
12. The Large Hadron Collider will create a black hole which will destroy our planet and solar system.
1. Nostradamus predicted it will happen.
2. The Mayan calender 'ends'.
3. A Ouija Board said it will happen. (Pronounced wee-jee board).
4. There will be a pole shift.
5. There will be a planetary alignment.
6. There will be a galactic alignment.
7. Planet X / Nibiru will hit earth.
8. A crystal skull said so.
9. Our planet will colide with a 'photon belt'.
10. The Sun will blow up
11. The Arabians said every 60,000 years something bad will happen
12. The Large Hadron Collider will create a black hole which will destroy our planet and solar system.
Naike
2010-01-13 10:32:30
12 reasons for the world to end in 2012..
rawr!
rawr!
Wanted
2010-01-13 18:15:23
From: Johura
Okay, lets look at the 12 main reasons why silly people think the world is going to end in 2012.
1. Nostradamus predicted it will happen.
2. The Mayan calender 'ends'.
3. A Ouija Board said it will happen. (Pronounced wee-jee board).
4. There will be a pole shift.
5. There will be a planetary alignment.
6. There will be a galactic alignment.
7. Planet X / Nibiru will hit earth.
8. A crystal skull said so.
9. Our planet will colide with a 'photon belt'.
10. The Sun will blow up
11. The Arabians said every 60,000 years something bad will happen
12. The Large Hadron Collider will create a black hole which will destroy our planet and solar system.
You forgot about because the Sumerians used to make little clay pots and pictures the represented lizards the Reptilian Overlords exist and therefor so do the Egyptian gods and they will fight for the holy land and bring about the the 2nd coming of Jhonrayi and Jesus. All out war of religions!
Oh, wait… this isn't the Da Vinci code. sorry
Bionicle
2010-01-13 18:53:09
Or ya know, you can always watch the movie and take notes if you want a passing grade :p…i was never a real believer in 2012 until i saw that movie…it actually makes sense and it's scary..
Wanted
2010-01-13 18:58:04
From: bionicle1800
Or ya know, you can always watch the movie and take notes if you want a passing grade :p…i was never a real believer in 2012 until i saw that movie…it actually makes sense and it's scary..
Lol'd
mrpickle
2010-01-13 22:43:06
Do tape that presentation for us if you can do it. I would like to see it :).
FEAR
2010-01-21 00:56:52
Top 10 reasons why the world won't end in 2012
10. Changes in the Sun's magnetic field will lead to powerful flares.
So what else is new under the sun? The sun goes though a well-documented 11-year sunspot cycle that is driven by its magnetic field entangling, reforming and flipping polarity. Yes, the peak of the next cycle is in 2012 (or 2013), and some predictions suggest it might be 30 to 50 percent stronger than the last peak.
But experts say it will certainly not be the biggest peak ever recorded.
The bottom line is that no dragon's breath of flame will stretch across 100 million miles of space and blowtorch Earth. The largest solar flare recorded to date, on Nov. 4, 2003, spewed several billions of tons of plasma in Earth's direction. The flare's X-ray radiation that impacted our protective atmosphere had the equivalent radiation of 5,000 suns.
We're still here.
9. The Earth's magnetic field will reverse.
Don't hold you breath. The last field reversal happened nearly 800,000 years ago. Fred Flintstone and our other ancestor cavemen survived. Geological evidence shows that the field has reversed its orientation tens of thousands of times over Earth history. Yet there is no definitive evidence that a magnetic field reversal has ever caused any mass extinction due to increased cosmic ray influx.
8. The Earth's rotation axis will tip.
This isn't nearly as easy as tipping cows. Unlike Mars, which does go though wide excursions in it axial tilt, Earth's tilt is kept steady by the gravitational influence of the moon. An object the size of Mars would have to hit Earth to transfer enough momentum to knock us out of kilter. But Mars-sized protoplanets were kicked into interstellar space over 4 billion years ago. The solar system doesn't make "planets-gone-wild" anymore.
7. A grand alignment of Jupiter and Saturn will gravitationally perturb Earth.
For the past several decades there have been doomsday claims that the combined gravity from grand planetary alignments will cause geologic and meteorological upheavals on Earth.
None are scheduled for 2012.
In 1962 an extremely rare grand conjunction of the classical naked-eye planets drove astrologers crazy. The conjunction happened on Feb. 4-5 and was accompanied by a solar eclipse! The most infamous grand conjunction was in 1982 and popularized in a book called "The Jupiter Effect," which predicted earthquakes and massive tides. Life went on as usual both years. The moon has a vastly greater gravitational influence on Earth than Jupiter. It's called location, location, location! At a whopping distance of 400 million miles from Earth, Jupiter's tug is pretty wimpy.
6. The Sun will align with the galactic equator on the winter solstice.
So what? These are simply coordinates in the sky. It has no physical reality any more than the intersection of Broadway and 7th Avenue at Times Square influences the geology of Manhattan Island. This is greatly confused with the fact that the sun's position actually oscillates up and down as it orbits the galaxy, like a horse on a carousel.
We pass through the galactic plane every 35 to 40 million years. It's possible that an increased number of comets might be hurled towards the Earth because of gravitational interaction with the densest parts of our galaxy during this passage. But we are talking about the consequences spanning many thousands of years, not crashing down on our heads in any one specific year.
5. The black hole in the galactic center will affect us.
The Milky Way's black hole has no influence on the galactic disk. The black hole is three million solar masses. The Milky Way is several trillion solar masses when we add the tug of dark matter. Any gravitational influence of the black hole over the galaxy would be like the tail wagging the dog. The Milky Way's collision with the Andromeda galaxy will dump gas into the black hole and it will blaze as a quasar. But that's several billion years away.
4. An asteroid will smash into Earth.
A threatening near-Earth asteroid that's gotten the most press is the 900-foot wide Apophis. But its chances of collision have been downgraded to 1 in 250,000 at its next close approach in 2029. In theory, an uncharted asteroid or comet could come out of the blue tomorrow. But if we don't know about it today, the Mayans certainly didn't know about it 1,200 years ago. Earth-killer impacts are tens of millions of years apart. So there's no reason to be a doomsday clock-watcher.
3. The rogue planet Nibiru will swing by Earth.
There isn't such a planet any more than the planet Naboo from the Star Wars trilogy is real. Purported Internet pictures of the interloper are photographic lens flares or hoaxes. Don't believe every dot you see photographed in the sky.
2. Supernovae or hypernovae will irradiate Earth.
There are no stars that are so close to Earth that radiation from their supernova demise would seriously affect us. The nearest candidate, the red giant Betelgeuse, is predicted to explode in the next 1,000 years. The monster star Eta Carinae is also on a short fuse. Neither doomed star has a spin axis precisely aimed at Earth, so we don't have to worry about being fried by a narrow beam of gamma rays ejected from the core's implosion. In fact the kinds of stars that shoot out these Death Star beams are uncommon in the Milky Way. Earth has a one percent chance of getting zapped over 10 billion years. Scratch gamma ray bursts off of your homeowner's insurance policy.
1. A cloud of negative energy engulfs the solar system.
Wow! A dark cloud with a bad attitude! This sound suspiciously like a Star Trek episode. Dark energy is all around us already, but it is not packaged into clouds. The same goes for dark matter.
Source: http://news.discovery.com/space/ray-villard-doomsday-theories.html
Edit: Oh and read this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nibiru_collision
It seems Nibiru collision was first made up by a retarded woman who believes that she was contacted by 'gray extraterrestrials called zetas' who planted some device in her brain to communicate with her. And all her supposed predictions were a fail. According to her Nibiru should have destroyed the Earth by 2000, then she said 2003, then 2010, and now 2012…It seems her alien friends can't make up their minds…
She also claimed that
That is until it was seen and was the brightest and longest observed comet of the last century. Then she said
So whoever believes this Nibiru thing is truly retarded….
10. Changes in the Sun's magnetic field will lead to powerful flares.
So what else is new under the sun? The sun goes though a well-documented 11-year sunspot cycle that is driven by its magnetic field entangling, reforming and flipping polarity. Yes, the peak of the next cycle is in 2012 (or 2013), and some predictions suggest it might be 30 to 50 percent stronger than the last peak.
But experts say it will certainly not be the biggest peak ever recorded.
The bottom line is that no dragon's breath of flame will stretch across 100 million miles of space and blowtorch Earth. The largest solar flare recorded to date, on Nov. 4, 2003, spewed several billions of tons of plasma in Earth's direction. The flare's X-ray radiation that impacted our protective atmosphere had the equivalent radiation of 5,000 suns.
We're still here.
9. The Earth's magnetic field will reverse.
Don't hold you breath. The last field reversal happened nearly 800,000 years ago. Fred Flintstone and our other ancestor cavemen survived. Geological evidence shows that the field has reversed its orientation tens of thousands of times over Earth history. Yet there is no definitive evidence that a magnetic field reversal has ever caused any mass extinction due to increased cosmic ray influx.
8. The Earth's rotation axis will tip.
This isn't nearly as easy as tipping cows. Unlike Mars, which does go though wide excursions in it axial tilt, Earth's tilt is kept steady by the gravitational influence of the moon. An object the size of Mars would have to hit Earth to transfer enough momentum to knock us out of kilter. But Mars-sized protoplanets were kicked into interstellar space over 4 billion years ago. The solar system doesn't make "planets-gone-wild" anymore.
7. A grand alignment of Jupiter and Saturn will gravitationally perturb Earth.
For the past several decades there have been doomsday claims that the combined gravity from grand planetary alignments will cause geologic and meteorological upheavals on Earth.
None are scheduled for 2012.
In 1962 an extremely rare grand conjunction of the classical naked-eye planets drove astrologers crazy. The conjunction happened on Feb. 4-5 and was accompanied by a solar eclipse! The most infamous grand conjunction was in 1982 and popularized in a book called "The Jupiter Effect," which predicted earthquakes and massive tides. Life went on as usual both years. The moon has a vastly greater gravitational influence on Earth than Jupiter. It's called location, location, location! At a whopping distance of 400 million miles from Earth, Jupiter's tug is pretty wimpy.
6. The Sun will align with the galactic equator on the winter solstice.
So what? These are simply coordinates in the sky. It has no physical reality any more than the intersection of Broadway and 7th Avenue at Times Square influences the geology of Manhattan Island. This is greatly confused with the fact that the sun's position actually oscillates up and down as it orbits the galaxy, like a horse on a carousel.
We pass through the galactic plane every 35 to 40 million years. It's possible that an increased number of comets might be hurled towards the Earth because of gravitational interaction with the densest parts of our galaxy during this passage. But we are talking about the consequences spanning many thousands of years, not crashing down on our heads in any one specific year.
5. The black hole in the galactic center will affect us.
The Milky Way's black hole has no influence on the galactic disk. The black hole is three million solar masses. The Milky Way is several trillion solar masses when we add the tug of dark matter. Any gravitational influence of the black hole over the galaxy would be like the tail wagging the dog. The Milky Way's collision with the Andromeda galaxy will dump gas into the black hole and it will blaze as a quasar. But that's several billion years away.
4. An asteroid will smash into Earth.
A threatening near-Earth asteroid that's gotten the most press is the 900-foot wide Apophis. But its chances of collision have been downgraded to 1 in 250,000 at its next close approach in 2029. In theory, an uncharted asteroid or comet could come out of the blue tomorrow. But if we don't know about it today, the Mayans certainly didn't know about it 1,200 years ago. Earth-killer impacts are tens of millions of years apart. So there's no reason to be a doomsday clock-watcher.
3. The rogue planet Nibiru will swing by Earth.
There isn't such a planet any more than the planet Naboo from the Star Wars trilogy is real. Purported Internet pictures of the interloper are photographic lens flares or hoaxes. Don't believe every dot you see photographed in the sky.
2. Supernovae or hypernovae will irradiate Earth.
There are no stars that are so close to Earth that radiation from their supernova demise would seriously affect us. The nearest candidate, the red giant Betelgeuse, is predicted to explode in the next 1,000 years. The monster star Eta Carinae is also on a short fuse. Neither doomed star has a spin axis precisely aimed at Earth, so we don't have to worry about being fried by a narrow beam of gamma rays ejected from the core's implosion. In fact the kinds of stars that shoot out these Death Star beams are uncommon in the Milky Way. Earth has a one percent chance of getting zapped over 10 billion years. Scratch gamma ray bursts off of your homeowner's insurance policy.
1. A cloud of negative energy engulfs the solar system.
Wow! A dark cloud with a bad attitude! This sound suspiciously like a Star Trek episode. Dark energy is all around us already, but it is not packaged into clouds. The same goes for dark matter.
Source: http://news.discovery.com/space/ray-villard-doomsday-theories.html
Edit: Oh and read this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nibiru_collision
It seems Nibiru collision was first made up by a retarded woman who believes that she was contacted by 'gray extraterrestrials called zetas' who planted some device in her brain to communicate with her. And all her supposed predictions were a fail. According to her Nibiru should have destroyed the Earth by 2000, then she said 2003, then 2010, and now 2012…It seems her alien friends can't make up their minds…
She also claimed that
The Hale-Bopp comet does not exist. It is a fraud, perpetrated by those who would have the teeming masses quiescent until it is too late. Hale-Bopp is nothing more than a distant star, and will draw no closer.
That is until it was seen and was the brightest and longest observed comet of the last century. Then she said
It was a white lie to hide the coming of Nibiru…and then bla bla bla…
So whoever believes this Nibiru thing is truly retarded….
Gu3st...
2010-01-21 09:50:49
Dude.. theres ads on the thread :(
Awkwardsaw
2010-01-25 18:10:25
who ever came up with the idea that the world will end is an idiot.
the entire meaning of 2012 is that the world will change for ever, 80% chance that its just a big un-vealing of knoledge kept secerite since ancient times, etc. :)
the entire meaning of 2012 is that the world will change for ever, 80% chance that its just a big un-vealing of knoledge kept secerite since ancient times, etc. :)