SRL Archive - The Bashing Club / BBQ Pit

Pretty long but worth it.

tl;dr : Realistic zombie slaughter world over, and a new plan for world domination.

Stranger: i have a plan for a mind control device
Stranger: its rather simplistic
You: just put a 10 microamp radio activated switch that wires pleasure center to pain center
Stranger: one elctrode in the medial forebrain bundle (one of the pleasure centers) and another in the area ipsilateral to the motor cortex (pain center)
You: haha fuck you
Stranger: haha
Stranger: that shits too funny
You: there must be more than one way to do it
You: so why did we came to exactly the same plan
Stranger: we are both equally sadistic?
You: well mine is simpler and more violent
You: you've got two switches, one reward and one punition
You: I only got the bad dog switch
Stranger: haha
Stranger: if you stimulate the amygdala you can invoke a hostile response
Stranger: essentially make someone a zombie
Stranger: though they cant infect others
You: dude, that's what nanotechnology is for
Stranger: yeah just dont be around them when you activate it
Stranger: holy fuck
Stranger: get out of my head
You: nanobots could lodge themselves under your victim's nails
You: and when they rake at somebody
You: the bots go on the person
Stranger: i love you man, no homo
You: haha
You: person is uninfected, proceed to crawl up veins and artery
You: until you find something that tells you you're in the brain
You: specific hormones maybe
Stranger: certain receptor sites perhaps
You: yeah maybe
You: another thing you gotta check, though
Stranger: or identification of the minigis
You: you don't want infected people to go mad at you or other infected
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: thats why you should just prepare yourself
You: that's what the bad dog switch is for
Stranger: like in a bunker
You: nope
You: radio emitter with a short range
You: like 5m
You: anything infected that comes close (with the bad dog switch) goes URGHHHH
You: 10 microamps is a big thing when it comes to nerves
You: whoopty fucking doo
You: XD
Stranger: lol just sayin
Stranger: plus an emp would take them out
You: emp's are still theoretical dude
Stranger: how so? you can build an emp generator
You: oh.
You: so why isn't everyone doing it?
Stranger: or just nuke lol

You: you know what I'd do
You: give the nanobots a limited lifetime, like two weeks
You: and program them to release cyanide or better yet, a body manufactured toxin they can harvest in the body when they die
You: probably squalene
Stranger: ooo
Stranger: nice
You: so after two weeks, your zombies either die or become horribly crippled and infertile
Stranger: but how is that useful to you?
You: NWO.
You: Life after man.
Stranger: you think all of humanity would fall in two weeks time?
You: not unless you give incubation time to the nanobots
Stranger: ooo
Stranger: good point
You: so it takes about 48 hours to manifest
You: anyway, it'd take some time for the bots to crawl up to the skull while gathering a sufficient ammount of squalene or other body toxin or lethal bacteria
Stranger: and of course some handful of assholes would have to ruin it by being immune
You: toxin
You: as in, toxic
You: do you think anyone would survive eating 1 ml of mercury
You: the body manufactures equally lethal toxins
You: squalene one of them - fucks up your dna
Stranger: theres almost always some asshole who has a mutation that misshapes some receptor and then bam immune to one random retarded thing
You: so what brah
You: if he survives the zombie onslaught
You: he deserves to keep on living
You: as one of your slaves of course
Stranger: well of course
You: courtesy of your pain/pleasure circuitry

Contd.

Stranger: well anyway i'm going to bed but it was very enjoyable talking with you
You: I should be going too
Stranger: have yourself a good life sir
You: hey you too
You: and brah
You: if it all goes down
You: remember me?
Stranger: of course
You: I'll be that guy from quebec
You: XD
Stranger: i'll be Gonzo
You: oookay
Stranger: adios
You: see ya

You're not fucked up in the least. Also, mercury is not toxic.

From: R0b0t1
You're not fucked up in the least. Also, mercury is not toxic.

Mercury, not toxic? What are you talking about? It is specifically known as a bioaccumulating neurotoxin.

Technically, those are the salts of mercury.

You: just put a 10 microamp radio activated switch that wires pleasure center to pain center

.. have you read Neuropath?



Edit: Ohai, santy!

From: EvilChicken!
.. have you read Neuropath?!

nope, what is it about good sir?

Well, I'm currently reading it, and what you said just reminded me of it.

Very shortly put: a psycho cuts himself into people's brains and uses devices to rewire the different emotional sensing centers. The first victim of his had her pain receptors connected to work with the pleasure receptors, like you said. Basically, she orgasmed by cutting herself with a piece of glass.

That was actually pretty good. I enjoyed reading it. would have been better in my opinion if they were talking in real life. Would make it seem more likely for it to eventually happen.

Neuropath sounds nifty too.

How about making sheep zombies that bite people and spread the Clostridium botulinum that live in their guts, they create nerve poison botuline. 1g botuline kills a million people.

But your plan is nice too.

From: marpis
How about making sheep zombies that bite people and spread the Clostridium botulinum that live in their guts, they create nerve poison botuline. 1g botuline kills a million people.

But your plan is nice too.

How much Clostridium botulinum do you need for 100G botuline ?

From: EvilChicken!
Well, I'm currently reading it, and what you said just reminded me of it.

Very shortly put: a psycho cuts himself into people's brains and uses devices to rewire the different emotional sensing centers. The first victim of his had her pain receptors connected to work with the pleasure receptors, like you said. Basically, she orgasmed by cutting herself with a piece of glass.

Omg wow.. That sounds crazy! Someone hits you and you scream "Oh YEAH! So good!!!"… O_o

I should read it.. sounds interesting .. :p

There's also some stories by Larry Niven where attaching a power supply wired to your pleasure center is the new drug.

From: R0b0t1
There's also some stories by Larry Niven where attaching a power supply wired to your pleasure center is the new drug.

Bernard Werber did that too, althought I'm not sure if he got translated to english. ;)