ZaSz
2009-11-24 23:34:42
Just posting because you guys gave me so much support in the other thread.
FML.
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2009-11-25 22:23:11
From: Junkj
Some no-ho wanted to go out with hiz-ho and he broke up with da ho. What happened? Any necessary purpose to put in FML?
Just remember:
Girl's IQ <![]()
2009-11-25 22:46:03
2009-11-25 22:49:00
From: ZaSz
Yeah, ive been listening to alot of my chemical romance… And i used to fucking hate 98% of there songs except like 3. Now i get most of them…. Sad…
2009-11-25 22:52:28
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2009-11-25 22:54:55
From: Junkj
Wow… Really? Is it that much to give a shit about? Just a girl, take a chill-pill and kick-back. And i can see your sarcasm in your first post, correct me if I'm wrong.![]()
2009-11-25 22:59:50
From: IceFire908
Kick his ass now
2009-11-25 23:01:10
From: Junkj
This^^
Plan. Get a few of your friends(preferably 2) to hide in the stalls. Tell him about something that will keep an idiot in suspense. When you got him in the bathroom tell him to step off your bitch or else. If he fails to comply, get your friends out of the stalls and now tell him. If he still fails, then you get both of your friends to put him in un-counterable lock and punch him in the gut. If he finally gives up you win. As a warning, tell him if he gets anywhere near her you are going to get more then what all three of combined can do.
Your problem is cake. Amirite?
2009-11-25 23:02:58
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2009-11-25 23:06:26
From: Blumblebee
why are you a cat? (aside from my hilarious joke, what happened)
2009-11-25 23:08:29
From: Junkj
Figure of speech. Meaning, she's your girlfriend.
2009-11-25 23:11:57
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2009-11-25 23:15:02
From: Blumblebee
no time like the present for some date rape.
2009-11-25 23:15:54
From: Blumblebee
no time like the present for some date rape.
2009-11-25 23:21:36
From: Griff721
And don't even worry about going to jail, because you have 9 lives so it doesn't even matter.
2009-11-25 23:25:55
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2009-11-26 02:20:59
From: SKy Scripter
i remember when i get all depressed breaking up with a girl.
but it's like who cares? there are plenty of fish haha. i love bein single
2009-11-26 02:44:05
From: anonymity
Einige führen, folgen einige
Herz und Seele, Hand in Hand
Vorwärts, vorwärts, don't stop
Vernunft gewinnt Sinn und Form
Wenn Sie finden keine Freude
Wenn es keine Sterne in der Nacht
Wenn Du einsam bist und allein
Wenn Sie nicht wissen, die Antwort
Wenn du traurig bist und allein
Wem vertrauen Sie
Wem glauben Sie in
I know how you feel……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. - and sometimes that is all there is to say…
Some lead, some follow
The heart and soul, hand in hand
Forward, forward, do not stop
Reason gains meaning and form
If you find no joy
If there are no stars in the night
If you are lonely and alone
If you do not know the answer
If you're sad and alone
Who do you trust
Who do you believe in2009-11-26 10:08:31
2009-11-26 10:44:19
From: SKy Scripter
i remember when i get all depressed breaking up with a girl.
but it's like who cares? there are plenty of fish haha. i love bein single
2009-11-26 11:17:18
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2009-11-26 12:00:28
From: Feroc1ty
Cry baby, plenty of fish in the sea, unless you're an ugly cunt no reason you can't get another one, heck even if you're ugly you can get a chick, that shouldn't be an excuse either!
Ive gotten over every girl I've had in less than a day, but that's cause I was the one that was dumping em I guess and had a lot of support from my buddies who gave me every drug possible at parties afterward haha.
2009-11-26 12:03:50
From: N1ke!
One out of 15 have shown there support!
Please stop being such dicks to even the numbers out, today! for only 5.99$
2009-11-26 12:05:27
From: Blumblebee
Wait, your telling me I can get paid if I say something really nice?
2009-11-26 15:34:46
From: Junkj
No i haven't because i don't really care about relationships at my age. I'll start to consider it in about… 2-3 years.
2009-11-26 15:50:36
From: Junkj
Nice chain of events. Goes well. Roflcopter.




2009-11-26 17:18:08
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2009-11-26 18:54:58
From: Tinkerbell
Cry baby, plenty of fish in the sea, unless you're an ugly cunt no reason you can't get another one, heck even if you're ugly you can get a chick, that shouldn't be an excuse either!
Ive gotten over every girl I've had in less than a day, but that's cause I was the one that was dumping em I guess and had a lot of support from my buddies who gave me every drug possible at parties afterward haha.
From: Feroc1ty
I dislike your unhappiness because I too often find myself in that position! There are many other girls out there, the numbers are on your side. I should know, I get rejected by lots of them each and every day!
They find, among other things, my ridiculously overcompensated and inflated ego to be terribly distressing, and thus will refuse even to be seen in public within a 50m radius of me. I am so sad. HOWEVER! Unless your almost entirely undesirable, like myself, there's absolutely no reason you can't get right back on your feet and try again! We learn by falling and picking ourselves back up! Why, even if you are almost entirely undesirable, hope is not lost! Just do as I do! Write off all but the psychotically desperate as "stuck up bitches" who "probably weren't even a good lay anyway" and was probably "hella ugly" when you looked at her again.
I find when I lie, er, rationalize, to myself like this, I can almost completely fend reality off! It could work for you!
See, me, I have this little "game plan" if you will. It's a list of all the finest types of women. I get with these exclusively ;).
Here's my list:
- Drunk (this one is fking HARD, guy)
- Very drunk (experts only)
- Very, very drunk (start here)
- Very, very, very, almost unconscious, drunk (its not like they said "NO"..)
- Psychologically so damaged that anything with moving blood in its veins, who even clams to be remotely capable of showing them ANY form of affection, will become their best friend. They'll do ANYTHING. (wink wink, nudge nudge)
- Low, low, low, low self esteem. (You know that giant hole they dug in Russia? Lower than that.)
- Just above legally retarded (they cant pick up on the overinflated ego ;))
Those broads will be up in your business in a second if you play your cards right. Woo woo! And when they mouth off to you about how you "don't care about them" or wake up and shout "who the fuck are you?! what the fuck did you do to me?!" or even "im going to kill myself", DUMP THEIR ASSES. Your bitch shouldn't mouth off to you! Don't stand for it!
And when your done with all that hard work, grab all your gorilla-esque friends, drink from that one kid's dad's liquor cabinet, get TRASHED and smack talk every girl you've ever known. Rest up, you'll need it for tomorrow when you find your next candidate… ;)
Some javascript, some C++, some second life scripting language, some scripting language from a game called WarCraft, and some scar obviously.
2009-11-26 19:11:56
From: Blumblebee
Wait, your telling me I can get paid if I say something really nice?
2009-11-26 19:27:35
From: Ruroken
Listen up, Tinkerbell. We don't take kindly to your particularly revolting false sense of machismo 'round these parts. We all know you've never done any of those things. For example you know the following programming languages, on top of playing runescpe for 6 (six? good god!) years:
SECOND LIFE?! WARCRAFT?!(I assume World Of) Tinkerbell, Tinkerbell, Tinkerbell… these are NOT the marks of someone "who has buddies who gave me every drug possible at parties" or "gets any girl" (to paraphrase) he wants. I would be shocked if you even had a friend, who knew a guy, who had a cousin who smoked cannabis once. :sasmokin:
So lay off my buddy, you sad, lonely little creature. Because even if you are a troll, that post was still a dick move, and terrible trolling. Also, you have this annoying habit of talking like a chav whenever your not talking about coding (and even then…). Stop that. Unless you are a chav. In that case go get a bunch of 13 yearolds pregnant or something, you have a whole career of sleeze and grime ahead of you! Don't let programming stop you from realizing your full potential! Think of all the dependency checks you could collect!
2009-11-26 19:50:52
From: Ruroken
Whats this?! A paragraph in need of heavy translation?! I'm on it!
IS IT A TROLL? I DUN CARE. :spot:
What that sorry asshat meant to say:
Listen up, Tinkerbell. We don't take kindly to your particularly revolting false sense of machismo 'round these parts. We all know you've never done any of those things. For example you know the following programming languages, on top of playing runescpe for 6 (six? good god!) years:
SECOND LIFE?! WARCRAFT?!(I assume World Of) Tinkerbell, Tinkerbell, Tinkerbell… these are NOT the marks of someone "who has buddies who gave me every drug possible at parties" or "gets any girl" (to paraphrase) he wants. I would be shocked if you even had a friend, who knew a guy, who had a cousin who smoked cannabis once. :sasmokin:
So lay off my buddy, you sad, lonely little creature. Because even if you are a troll, that post was still a dick move, and terrible trolling. Also, you have this annoying habit of talking like a chav whenever your not talking about coding (and even then…). Stop that. Unless you are a chav. In that case go get a bunch of 13 yearolds pregnant or something, you have a whole career of sleeze and grime ahead of you! Don't let programming stop you from realizing your full potential! Think of all the dependency checks you could collect!
2009-11-26 19:52:50
From: Feroc1ty
Wasn't a troll, you can go ahead and stigmatize that being a programmer leads you to being a loner nerd like yourselves, but anyone successful and happy about what they do can be social, and girls like sociable guys. In fact a girl would go for a guy who is more sociable and confident over a shallow shy cute guy(and by no means am I ugly, I'm actually quite a hotty myself), if you didn't know this you've got no experience in the real world. Go ahead and try to get into girl psychology, read a book or two, or even take psychology classes in your college. Unless you've had at least more than 15 girls don't try to respond to this post because you've got no clue what dating is.
2009-11-26 21:03:53
From: Feroc1ty
Wasn't a troll, you can go ahead and stigmatize that being a programmer leads you to being a loner nerd like yourselves, but anyone successful and happy about what they do can be social, and girls like sociable guys. In fact a girl would go for a guy who is more sociable and confident over a shallow shy cute guy(and by no means am I ugly, I'm actually quite a hotty myself), if you didn't know this you've got no experience in the real world. Go ahead and try to get into girl psychology, read a book or two, or even take psychology classes in your college. Unless you've had at least more than 15 girls don't try to respond to this post because you've got no clue what dating is.
2009-11-26 21:11:43
From: Wizzup?
It takes very little skill to `get' a girl, but it takes a lot more skill to treat them with respect, which you don't seem to have. Also, psychology classes when you're a programmer? You're doing a minor psychology?
``Girl Psychology'', what a crap. Sounds like abusing your so-called knowledge about humans rather than respecting them. With power comes responsibility. Might as well go to the whores if you treat people like that.
2009-11-26 21:13:13
From: Feroc1ty
Ever since I can remember I was always critical of other peoples weaknesses, being an asshole isn't a choice, it's a lifestyle, being a nice guy get's you nowhere.
Associates in psychology, yes.
2009-11-26 21:16:59
From: Feroc1tyYour old enough to have a collage degree, and your less mature then some 12 year olds?
Ever since I can remember I was always critical of other peoples weaknesses, being an asshole isn't a choice, it's a lifestyle, being a nice guy get's you nowhere.
Associates in psychology, yes.
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2009-11-27 03:24:10
From: Feroc1ty
Wasn't a troll, you can go ahead and stigmatize that being a programmer leads you to being a loner nerd like yourselves, but anyone successful and happy about what they do can be social, and girls like sociable guys. In fact a girl would go for a guy who is more sociable and confident over a shallow shy cute guy(and by no means am I ugly, I'm actually quite a hotty myself)
if you didn't know this you've got no experience in the real world. Go ahead and try to get into girl psychology, read a book or two, or even take psychology classes in your college.
Unless you've had at least more than 15 girls don't try to respond to this post because you've got no clue what dating is.
2009-11-27 04:42:36
From: Ruroken
This is you talking out your ass, but I'll do you the courtesy your refused me and retort every point you made.
- Was it stigma? No, it was more of a correlation. A correlation that I think, still holds true. Also trying to get me to rise to the "loner nerd" comment… :duh:
- You meet people by being social!? HOLY SHIT. JESUS HAS COME DOWN FROM ON HIGH AND BESTOWED GREAT WISDOM UPON US PEONS! No shit, Sherlock. But you know, the funny thing is, those people could be a complete waste of time. Quality over quantity brother.
- Your in some beginners psychology class? Did they get to Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD) yet? Remind you of anyone oh "quite a hotty"? Or are they still on "girl psychology"?
Oh ye of little faith, oh ye of NPD… you are so quick to assume you know, have, and experience more than me. But by this point, I'm pretty confident you don't. (Admittedly, about sabotaging relationships you have me beat in both theory and practice.) You type like a teenager, you think like a narcissist, and generally flamboyantly display your inadequacies all over the damn place. You suffer from delusions of grandeur… and you know, your version of "girl psychology" sounds a little bit like "girl manipulation" to me.
Your a bloody pseudo-wannabie-intellectual fratboy! SUP BRO!
Now I'm not bashing your art of "girl manipulation", your probably very good at it. I'm just telling you that isn't a subject of study among any real psychologists, they have no interest in it. Why you ask? Why do they shun your art so?
Because your sorry ass could figure it out. It doesn't take a goddamn genius intellect to figure out how social situations work, and I guess if your of slightly below average intellect you could probably figure out how to work them in your favor. So that leads us to this…
I'm going to be gracious and assume your 19. Lets do some math:
19 - 13 = 6, so 6 or so years to "have" 15 girls. 15 / 6 = 2.5, so that's 2.5 girls a year. Quite the quota. Going by the ol' notch on the belt system I gather? Classy. You know what that sounds like to me? It sounds like you can't form real relationships with the opposite gender. It also sounds like you can't from real relationships at all, but I have slightly less proof of that. So for now we'll say your unable to have meaningful relationships with girls, and your severely crippled in all other aspects of social life.
You say you dumped all of these girls, I don't really doubt it. However, I think you must agree that there is a very strong correlation occurring. You dumped them. All 15+ times. It can't have been ALL of their faults, so they are eliminated as causes, and you are left as the only constant variable. You, so to speak, ARE the problem. 2.5 relationships per year for six years sounds like you certainly have a problem of some sort.
Also, that list of the types of girls you "date"/"get with"/"date rape" holds totally true, don't try and deny it. Can't deny the truth. :sasmokin:
SO! I've got a couple bits of words here, everyone tell buddy if this sounds like him.
- Individuals with narcissistic Personality Disorder generally have a lack of empathy and have difficulty recognizing the desires, subjective experiences, and feelings of others.
- Arrogant, haughty behaviors characterize these individuals. They often display snobbish, disdainful, or patronizing attitudes.
- Vulnerability in self-esteem makes individuals with Narcissistic Personality Disorder very sensitive to " injury" from criticism or defeat. Although they may not show it outwardly, criticism may haunt these ind individuals and may leave them feeling humiliated, degraded, hollow, and empty. They may react with disdain, rage, or defiant counterattack.
- Interpersonal relations are typically impaired due to problems derived from entitlement, the need for admiration, and the relative disregard for the sensitivities of others.
- They tend to find friend ships or romantic relationships only if the other person seems likely to advance their purposes or to otherwise enhance their self esteem.
So, I did a little tally, and you fill at least the required 5 / 7 symptoms to be considered NPD. And I say at least, because I'm sure your much more offensive in person.
The best part of all this is that you wont heed this, or any other warning. :garfield: If you took this advice, it could do you good. But no, you will react in a completely predictable way. You will not believe me, or anyone else. You cannot. If you respond to this or not, you will have proven my point. I look forward to your "reply".
Ladies and gentlemen, here we have a an object worthy of great pity. Weep for him.
I am so bored.
2009-11-27 05:16:13
From: Feroc1ty
Wasn't a troll, you can go ahead and stigmatize that being a programmer leads you to being a loner nerd like yourselves, but anyone successful and happy about what they do can be social, and girls like sociable guys. In fact a girl would go for a guy who is more sociable and confident over a shallow shy cute guy(and by no means am I ugly, I'm actually quite a hotty myself), if you didn't know this you've got no experience in the real world. Go ahead and try to get into girl psychology, read a book or two, or even take psychology classes in your college. Unless you've had at least more than 15 girls don't try to respond to this post because you've got no clue what dating is.
2009-11-27 07:36:35
2009-11-27 07:58:31
This is not even something SRL members should be arguing about, look at yourselfs… debating about girls? come on….
2009-11-27 08:23:21
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2009-11-27 10:07:31
From: n3ss3sI lol'd
Are you questioning our sexual preferences?
2009-11-27 12:16:27
From: Feroc1ty
being a nice guy get's you nowhere.
2009-11-27 12:36:42
From: n3ss3s
Awaiting Feroc1ty's comment on typos.
2009-11-27 14:10:49
2009-11-27 14:31:32
From: Heavenguard
I give up…. surprisingly the only person relaxed on this thread is the guy with the problem >.>
2009-11-27 18:18:47
From: FEAR
Haha I agree. OK PEOPLE STOP NOW. You are probably making Zasz feel worse by squabbling with each other (or he is getting a laugh watching all the drama :p)
I can say that with that attitude you won't get anywhere in life and your drug addict friends will probably make you one of them (if they hasn't already). So if you can't show some maturity here then leave the forum and go 'socialize' with your drug addict friends.
2009-11-27 18:26:11
From: Ruroken
I like to think it's the second ;) So ZaSz, if this has made you Q_Q then I apologize, hope you feel better soon.
Hey! Nice, intelligent and caring people do drugs/are addicts too. Don't get "drug user" confused with "asshat".
2009-11-27 19:08:27
From: Ruroken
This is you talking out your ass, but I'll do you the courtesy your refused me and retort every point you made.
- Was it stigma? No, it was more of a correlation. A correlation that I think, still holds true. Also trying to get me to rise to the "loner nerd" comment… :duh:
- You meet people by being social!? HOLY SHIT. JESUS HAS COME DOWN FROM ON HIGH AND BESTOWED GREAT WISDOM UPON US PEONS! No shit, Sherlock. But you know, the funny thing is, those people could be a complete waste of time. Quality over quantity brother.
- Your in some beginners psychology class? Did they get to Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD) yet? Remind you of anyone oh "quite a hotty"? Or are they still on "girl psychology"?
Oh ye of little faith, oh ye of NPD… you are so quick to assume you know, have, and experience more than me. But by this point, I'm pretty confident you don't. (Admittedly, about sabotaging relationships you have me beat in both theory and practice.) You type like a teenager, you think like a narcissist, and generally flamboyantly display your inadequacies all over the damn place. You suffer from delusions of grandeur… and you know, your version of "girl psychology" sounds a little bit like "girl manipulation" to me.
Your a bloody pseudo-wannabie-intellectual fratboy! SUP BRO!
Now I'm not bashing your art of "girl manipulation", your probably very good at it. I'm just telling you that isn't a subject of study among any real psychologists, they have no interest in it. Why you ask? Why do they shun your art so?
Because your sorry ass could figure it out. It doesn't take a goddamn genius intellect to figure out how social situations work, and I guess if your of slightly below average intellect you could probably figure out how to work them in your favor. So that leads us to this…
I'm going to be gracious and assume your 19. Lets do some math:
19 - 13 = 6, so 6 or so years to "have" 15 girls. 15 / 6 = 2.5, so that's 2.5 girls a year. Quite the quota. Going by the ol' notch on the belt system I gather? Classy. You know what that sounds like to me? It sounds like you can't form real relationships with the opposite gender. It also sounds like you can't from real relationships at all, but I have slightly less proof of that. So for now we'll say your unable to have meaningful relationships with girls, and your severely crippled in all other aspects of social life.
You say you dumped all of these girls, I don't really doubt it. However, I think you must agree that there is a very strong correlation occurring. You dumped them. All 15+ times. It can't have been ALL of their faults, so they are eliminated as causes, and you are left as the only constant variable. You, so to speak, ARE the problem. 2.5 relationships per year for six years sounds like you certainly have a problem of some sort.
Also, that list of the types of girls you "date"/"get with"/"date rape" holds totally true, don't try and deny it. Can't deny the truth. :sasmokin:
SO! I've got a couple bits of words here, everyone tell buddy if this sounds like him.
- Individuals with narcissistic Personality Disorder generally have a lack of empathy and have difficulty recognizing the desires, subjective experiences, and feelings of others.
- Arrogant, haughty behaviors characterize these individuals. They often display snobbish, disdainful, or patronizing attitudes.
- Vulnerability in self-esteem makes individuals with Narcissistic Personality Disorder very sensitive to " injury" from criticism or defeat. Although they may not show it outwardly, criticism may haunt these ind individuals and may leave them feeling humiliated, degraded, hollow, and empty. They may react with disdain, rage, or defiant counterattack.
- Interpersonal relations are typically impaired due to problems derived from entitlement, the need for admiration, and the relative disregard for the sensitivities of others.
- They tend to find friend ships or romantic relationships only if the other person seems likely to advance their purposes or to otherwise enhance their self esteem.
So, I did a little tally, and you fill at least the required 5 / 7 symptoms to be considered NPD. And I say at least, because I'm sure your much more offensive in person.
The best part of all this is that you wont heed this, or any other warning. :garfield: If you took this advice, it could do you good. But no, you will react in a completely predictable way. You will not believe me, or anyone else. You cannot. If you respond to this or not, you will have proven my point. I look forward to your "reply".
Ladies and gentlemen, here we have a an object worthy of great pity. Weep for him.
I am so bored.
2009-11-27 19:22:14
2009-11-27 20:10:31
From: Feroc1ty
Ever since I can remember I was always critical of other peoples weaknesses, being an asshole isn't a choice, it's a lifestyle, being a nice guy get's you nowhere.
Associates in psychology, yes.
2009-11-27 21:59:39
From: Ruroken
This is you talking out your ass, but I'll do you the courtesy your refused me and retort every point you made.
- Was it stigma? No, it was more of a correlation. A correlation that I think, still holds true. Also trying to get me to rise to the "loner nerd" comment… :duh:
- You meet people by being social!? HOLY SHIT. JESUS HAS COME DOWN FROM ON HIGH AND BESTOWED GREAT WISDOM UPON US PEONS! No shit, Sherlock. But you know, the funny thing is, those people could be a complete waste of time. Quality over quantity brother.
- Your in some beginners psychology class? Did they get to Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD) yet? Remind you of anyone oh "quite a hotty"? Or are they still on "girl psychology"?
Oh ye of little faith, oh ye of NPD… you are so quick to assume you know, have, and experience more than me. But by this point, I'm pretty confident you don't. (Admittedly, about sabotaging relationships you have me beat in both theory and practice.) You type like a teenager, you think like a narcissist, and generally flamboyantly display your inadequacies all over the damn place. You suffer from delusions of grandeur… and you know, your version of "girl psychology" sounds a little bit like "girl manipulation" to me.
Your a bloody pseudo-wannabie-intellectual fratboy! SUP BRO!
Now I'm not bashing your art of "girl manipulation", your probably very good at it. I'm just telling you that isn't a subject of study among any real psychologists, they have no interest in it. Why you ask? Why do they shun your art so?
Because your sorry ass could figure it out. It doesn't take a goddamn genius intellect to figure out how social situations work, and I guess if your of slightly below average intellect you could probably figure out how to work them in your favor. So that leads us to this…
I'm going to be gracious and assume your 19. Lets do some math:
19 - 13 = 6, so 6 or so years to "have" 15 girls. 15 / 6 = 2.5, so that's 2.5 girls a year. Quite the quota. Going by the ol' notch on the belt system I gather? Classy. You know what that sounds like to me? It sounds like you can't form real relationships with the opposite gender. It also sounds like you can't from real relationships at all, but I have slightly less proof of that. So for now we'll say your unable to have meaningful relationships with girls, and your severely crippled in all other aspects of social life.
You say you dumped all of these girls, I don't really doubt it. However, I think you must agree that there is a very strong correlation occurring. You dumped them. All 15+ times. It can't have been ALL of their faults, so they are eliminated as causes, and you are left as the only constant variable. You, so to speak, ARE the problem. 2.5 relationships per year for six years sounds like you certainly have a problem of some sort.
Also, that list of the types of girls you "date"/"get with"/"date rape" holds totally true, don't try and deny it. Can't deny the truth. :sasmokin:
SO! I've got a couple bits of words here, everyone tell buddy if this sounds like him.
- Individuals with narcissistic Personality Disorder generally have a lack of empathy and have difficulty recognizing the desires, subjective experiences, and feelings of others.
- Arrogant, haughty behaviors characterize these individuals. They often display snobbish, disdainful, or patronizing attitudes.
- Vulnerability in self-esteem makes individuals with Narcissistic Personality Disorder very sensitive to " injury" from criticism or defeat. Although they may not show it outwardly, criticism may haunt these ind individuals and may leave them feeling humiliated, degraded, hollow, and empty. They may react with disdain, rage, or defiant counterattack.
- Interpersonal relations are typically impaired due to problems derived from entitlement, the need for admiration, and the relative disregard for the sensitivities of others.
- They tend to find friend ships or romantic relationships only if the other person seems likely to advance their purposes or to otherwise enhance their self esteem.
So, I did a little tally, and you fill at least the required 5 / 7 symptoms to be considered NPD. And I say at least, because I'm sure your much more offensive in person.
The best part of all this is that you wont heed this, or any other warning. :garfield: If you took this advice, it could do you good. But no, you will react in a completely predictable way. You will not believe me, or anyone else. You cannot. If you respond to this or not, you will have proven my point. I look forward to your "reply".
Ladies and gentlemen, here we have a an object worthy of great pity. Weep for him.
I am so bored.
2009-11-27 23:43:28
From: Feroc1ty
You might believe that programmers have little no livers, but it really depends on who you grew up around, and how they scheduled their lives to be. I have a great schedule that lets me work, have fun, and get educated; many people can't keep that balanced and they become as you would call anti-social, not the anti-social disorder because that's a completely different thing as I see you like to assume things.
By being a very social and intellectual guy you have many more opportunities to meet great people, more chances to get to know "that" girl, it's all about what kind of people you place yourself around. I place myself around people that are successful at whatever they do, and by doing so I am socially engineering myself for success later in life.
Yes, I know what NPD is, but being confident in yourself and what you do, plus putting yourself at higher standards is much different from having no empathy for others.
Yes, I'm 19, and I never said anything about having 15 relationships, I simply mentioned that unless you've slept with 15 girls you shouldn't respond to my post, as you're most likely some pubescent kid who doesn't know what he's talking about.
I've had around 8 long term relationships, and I'm gonna admit, none of them went farther than 3 months, it might have been their or my fault, or I might just be unlucky and haven't found a girlfriend that "clicks;" but many of the girls that I begin to have a more intense relationship with (note that I'm not mentioning fuckbuddies here) start to become clingy as they see me more and more often.
Now you might wonder why I dislike that, it's because I've got plenty of shit to do throughout the week, I can't invest my whole weeks worth of time with a girl when there's shit to be done.
Now re-read, take a deep breath and gather your thoughts. Before you post it, rationalize, go over it and see if it actually says what you say it does, or you're simply "assuming," as that does no good in the real world.
By the way Zasz I'm glad you got over her… go out to a club or two with your buddies to have a blast, completely forget about her. After you forget about her you will have no problem attracting a new cutie under your wing ;).
2009-11-28 00:07:15
2009-11-28 07:10:14
From: Junkj
@Buckley & Bionicle
I think yesterday at 3:00 p.m. was "Make-fun-of-Junkj O' Clock." Might have missed out on that one huh? I'm pretty sure if i died someone would say something in school about me more then "wow," and "O well." If anyone came to my school for a day they wouldn't last, not even a hour. Due the people's at school selfishness and non-reliability that makes them what they are. That separates me from them. That makes me a better person from them. With their w33d and IPh0n3s and b33r, what makes them so better then me? I'm in 8th grade and about 4.8 ft tall, I stay quiet and do my work. I hang out with friends and have some fun. I probably will have a better life then those people different from me because they probably won't even pass a drug test for a job. If anyone has anything smart to say or something better, then please share. This was directly to Bionicle and Buckley. Wasn't angry when i said this comment, and neither trying to make you guys angry or fight back. Simply showing why I don't like this kind of stuff at my age. Thank you and good night.![]()

2009-11-28 08:25:12
From: Ruroken
Whats this?! A paragraph in need of heavy translation?! I'm on it!
IS IT A TROLL? I DUN CARE. :spot:
What that sorry asshat meant to say:
Listen up, Tinkerbell. We don't take kindly to your particularly revolting false sense of machismo 'round these parts. We all know you've never done any of those things. For example you know the following programming languages, on top of playing runescpe for 6 (six? good god!) years:
SECOND LIFE?! WARCRAFT?!(I assume World Of) Tinkerbell, Tinkerbell, Tinkerbell… these are NOT the marks of someone "who has buddies who gave me every drug possible at parties" or "gets any girl" (to paraphrase) he wants. I would be shocked if you even had a friend, who knew a guy, who had a cousin who smoked cannabis once. :sasmokin:
So lay off my buddy, you sad, lonely little creature. Because even if you are a troll, that post was still a dick move, and terrible trolling. Also, you have this annoying habit of talking like a chav whenever your not talking about coding (and even then…). Stop that. Unless you are a chav. In that case go get a bunch of 13 yearolds pregnant or something, you have a whole career of sleeze and grime ahead of you! Don't let programming stop you from realizing your full potential! Think of all the dependency checks you could collect!
2009-11-28 09:37:15
2009-11-28 15:27:13
By the way Zasz I'm glad you got over her… go out to a club or two with your buddies to have a blast, completely forget about her. After you forget about her you will have no problem attracting a new cutie under your wing ;).
By being a very social and intellectual guy you have many more opportunities to meet great people, more chances to get to know "that" girl, it's all about what kind of people you place yourself around. I place myself around people that are successful at whatever they do, and by doing so I am socially engineering myself for success later in life.1
Yes, I know what NPD is, but being confident in yourself and what you do, plus putting yourself at higher standards is much different from having no empathy for others.2
Yes, I'm 19, and I never said anything about having 15 relationships, I simply mentioned that unless you've slept with 15 girls you shouldn't respond to my post, as you're most likely some pubescent kid who doesn't know what he's talking about. 3
I've had around 8 long term relationships, and I'm gonna admit, none of them went farther than 3 months, it might have been their or my fault, or I might just be unlucky and haven't found a girlfriend that "clicks;" but many of the girls that I begin to have a more intense relationship with (note that I'm not mentioning fuckbuddies here) start to become clingy as they see me more and more often. 4
Now you might wonder why I dislike that, it's because I've got plenty of shit to do throughout the week, I can't invest my whole weeks worth of time with a girl when there's shit to be done.5
Now re-read, take a deep breath and gather your thoughts. Before you post it, rationalize, go over it and see if it actually says what you say it does, or you're simply "assuming," as that does no good in the real world. 6
2009-11-28 15:32:42
From: Ruroken
@ XPunk_CalrX: I completely agree. Oh well, what can you do. :) ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
Was that so hard? Seriously. Even though you say it now only to save face, why was it that you had to have it beaten out of you? If you had done that the first time, I wouldn't have to call you asshat, asshat.
Thanks for giving me even better examples :)
1. Do the people you hang around with know your using them mercilessly?
"They tend to find friend ships or romantic relationships only if the other person seems likely to advance their purposes or to otherwise enhance their self esteem."
2. No it isn't, putting yourself above others is an excuse to not have to feign empathy. You seem like a very, very focused guy. "Success" on the brain. Your own success, naturally. The minute any of your "friends" or "girls" get in the way of that you toss em away. In my books that means you have no empathy for anyone else.
3. Oh fun! Meaningless numbers. Just like every great mark you have ever gotten. Was that you telling yourself that your better than me and everyone else here? I think it was :garfield:
4. Ooooor, to paraphrase 2., the minute you have to start giving BACK to anyone you run for the hills. Your the master of emotional dining and dashing.
5. Yeah! You have your future to think about! Money to make! Adoration to carefully cultivate! Who the hell wants relationships over any of that awesome stuff?! (Ever read "A Christmas Carol"?)
6. But this isn't the real world, this is a forum. As for "the real world"… those are big words coming from a guy who's version of reality is so warped he doesn't feel that people are more important than success. But I gotta say, your pretty dedicated to saying I 'assume' all this, as if you want to deny it. If you want to deny it, saddle up and do it.
ltl;dnr:
"The essential feature of Narcissistic Personality Disorder is a pervasive pattern of grandiosity, need for admiration, and lack of empathy that begins by early adulthood and is present in a variety of contexts."
Asshat will never be capable of a true friendship or love because he is convinced that he is the shit. He also demands that everyone else think he is the shit. He will never listen to anyone who says otherwise, and will go on being a asshat to everything breathing. He will probably become very successful by working the system and winning on technicalities, but no one will like him for it. People will spit in his coffee, key his car, and fantasize about beating the shit out of him for the rest of his life. When he dies, other people will get his money, and he will quickly be forgotten. They might even throw a party.
This has gone on long enough, I think. I feel my point has been made, and it's no longer entertaining. So see you when I see you asshat.
Now get off my dick.
2009-11-28 17:27:50
2009-11-28 17:42:31
From: Heavenguard
Can someone end this thread. The guy got over his problem.
2009-11-28 17:46:12
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2009-11-28 20:10:01
From: ZaSz
ITs cause you changed your email address, and this fight is interesting lol.
2009-11-28 20:11:45
From: Ruroken
Why does confrontation bother you so much?
2009-11-28 20:16:06
From: Ruroken
@ XPunk_CalrX: I completely agree. Oh well, what can you do. :) ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
Was that so hard? Seriously. Even though you say it now only to save face, why was it that you had to have it beaten out of you? If you had done that the first time, I wouldn't have to call you asshat, asshat.
Thanks for giving me even better examples :)
1. Do the people you hang around with know your using them mercilessly?
"They tend to find friend ships or romantic relationships only if the other person seems likely to advance their purposes or to otherwise enhance their self esteem."
2. No it isn't, putting yourself above others is an excuse to not have to feign empathy. You seem like a very, very focused guy. "Success" on the brain. Your own success, naturally. The minute any of your "friends" or "girls" get in the way of that you toss em away. In my books that means you have no empathy for anyone else.
3. Oh fun! Meaningless numbers. Just like every great mark you have ever gotten. Was that you telling yourself that your better than me and everyone else here? I think it was :garfield:
4. Ooooor, to paraphrase 2., the minute you have to start giving BACK to anyone you run for the hills. Your the master of emotional dining and dashing.
5. Yeah! You have your future to think about! Money to make! Adoration to carefully cultivate! Who the hell wants relationships over any of that awesome stuff?! (Ever read "A Christmas Carol"?)
6. But this isn't the real world, this is a forum. As for "the real world"… those are big words coming from a guy who's version of reality is so warped he doesn't feel that people are more important than success. But I gotta say, your pretty dedicated to saying I 'assume' all this, as if you want to deny it. If you want to deny it, saddle up and do it.
ltl;dnr:
"The essential feature of Narcissistic Personality Disorder is a pervasive pattern of grandiosity, need for admiration, and lack of empathy that begins by early adulthood and is present in a variety of contexts."
Asshat will never be capable of a true friendship or love because he is convinced that he is the shit. He also demands that everyone else think he is the shit. He will never listen to anyone who says otherwise, and will go on being a asshat to everything breathing. He will probably become very successful by working the system and winning on technicalities, but no one will like him for it. People will spit in his coffee, key his car, and fantasize about beating the shit out of him for the rest of his life. When he dies, other people will get his money, and he will quickly be forgotten. They might even throw a party.
This has gone on long enough, I think. I feel my point has been made, and it's no longer entertaining. So see you when I see you asshat.
Now get off my dick.
2009-11-28 21:38:40
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