SRL Archive - NOTA

Saved a kitten (from complete annihilation)


Brain

2009-11-21 17:02:25

I wrote this for someone on myspace, then copied it to facebook, and then decided I might as well spam up srl with it too. True story btw.

Alright, well, it was in the wee hours of the morning, I was about to hop in my car to drive to school. I noticed the stray mother act (whom I have befriended over the past months) was walking around the dumpster meowing, and hopping up on the rim, and generally looking as distraught as a cat can look. So I head on over to investigate before I take off, I get closer and I can hear two set of meowing, so I figure her kitten must be pretty by. Upon approaching the mother I can then determine that the little meows are coming from inside the dumpster! I quickly peer inside, only to find it nearly empty, with the exception of the kitten. The kitten is very skiddish around people still, and ran away from the mere sight of me. At this point I wasn't sure if the kitten was marooned in the dumpster, or simply eating, so I take a few steps back and hear it try to jump out, yes, it is stuck in there.

This is where I decided it is up to me to take action! In one swift motion I launch myself over the edge, into the depths of the dumpster, with the poor stranded feline. Fearing for my own personal safety upon handling the kitten (razor sharp claws of course) I dawn the only protective hand wear I had at the time, a thin pair of mechanic's gloves. I had to corner the scared kitten in order to approach it, the helpless animal tried to jump out a few more times, but could only make it a few inches short of the top. I then quickly reached out and grabbed the kitten, supporting it in both of my hands. I can tell the young one knew I was there to help, as he seemed to relax upon being cradled by my big strong hands. I then raised the kitten, above the rim the dumpster, and gently dropped it on the outside, next the awaiting mother. I watched how they looked into each others' eyes, silently expressing their great relief that the ordeal had subsided, with the brave help of one daring young man.

ZaSz

2009-11-21 17:06:35

You described it in such a way, so figurative, that I could see it like it was a movie, it had a plot and everything :p Nice job, Mr. B!

(can I make this into a move and make billions? Without paying you royalties?)

noidea

2009-11-21 17:34:58

<3 Brain, <3 Kitties.

Bionicle

2009-11-21 17:37:46

yay, brain saves the day!

Brain

2009-11-21 17:38:41

lol….I see some facebook stuff still in there! let me edit that out!!!
edit: fixed

@zazs: only if you cite me as the person in the story, while I may not get any royalties, I will be famous, and make other movies.

Main

2009-11-21 17:45:29

REP+
NIce decistion

Brain

2009-11-21 17:49:31

I've only seen the kitten twice, but next time I do (and it's bright enough out) I'll try to take a picture.

Here is a picture of the mom cat with a duck that…well, I don't know where the heck she got a duck

Bionicle

2009-11-21 17:50:35

From: Brain
I've only seen the kitten twice, but next time I do (and it's bright enough out) I'll try to take a picture.

Here is a picture of the mom cat with a duck that…well, I don't know where the heck she got a duck


SKREEEEECH! Road kill :p dinners on humans tonight!

YoHoJo

2009-11-21 18:06:44

From: Brain
I've only seen the kitten twice, but next time I do (and it's bright enough out) I'll try to take a picture.

Here is a picture of the mom cat with a duck that…well, I don't know where the heck she got a duck


ROFLMFAO! Nice save, great picture HAHA! That is epic!

flaminhaz

2009-11-21 18:44:08

From: Brain
I wrote this for someone on myspace, then copied it to facebook, and then decided I might as well spam up srl with it too. True story btw.

Alright, well, it was in the wee hours of the morning, I was about to hop in my car to drive to school. I noticed the stray mother act (whom I have befriended over the past months) was walking around the dumpster meowing, and hopping up on the rim, and generally looking as distraught as a cat can look. So I head on over to investigate before I take off, I get closer and I can hear two set of meowing, so I figure her kitten must be pretty by. Upon approaching the mother I can then determine that the little meows are coming from inside the dumpster! I quickly peer inside, only to find it nearly empty, with the exception of the kitten. The kitten is very skiddish around people still, and ran away from the mere sight of me. At this point I wasn't sure if the kitten was marooned in the dumpster, or simply eating, so I take a few steps back and hear it try to jump out, yes, it is stuck in there.

This is where I decided it is up to me to take action! In one swift motion I launch myself over the edge, into the depths of the dumpster, with the poor stranded feline. Fearing for my own personal safety upon handling the kitten (razor sharp claws of course) I dawn the only protective hand wear I had at the time, a thin pair of mechanic's gloves. I had to corner the scared kitten in order to approach it, the helpless animal tried to jump out a few more times, but could only make it a few inches short of the top. I then quickly reached out and grabbed the kitten, supporting it in both of my hands. I can tell the young one knew I was there to help, as he seemed to relax upon being cradled by my big strong hands. I then raised the kitten, above the rim the dumpster, and gently dropped it on the outside, next the awaiting mother. I watched how they looked into each others' eyes, silently expressing their great relief that the ordeal had subsided, with the brave help of one daring young man.

Lol, trying to make the whole saving the kitten story a bit more masculine?

Smartzkid

2009-11-21 19:02:11

Tell it at a party.

Epic pic though, and props to the kitties :p

mixster

2009-11-21 19:16:32

Couldn't you have just put a cardboard box in there so the kitten could jump on that then out of the dumpster? Would have meant no stress for the kitten.

Brain

2009-11-21 19:27:00

I did not have a cardboard box, nor any other kind of kitty ladder, readily accessible for use in the rescue.

mixster

2009-11-21 19:33:01

I think you're lying to try and keep yourself as the "good guy". I've seen through you, Brain, and I see you're just a coward.

Bionicle

2009-11-21 19:37:07

From: mixster
I think you're lying to try and keep yourself as the "good guy". I've seen through you, Brain, and I see you're just a coward.


aww why the self esteem bashing :( pass the love

mixster

2009-11-21 19:50:05

When it comes to a kittens well being, there can be no mercy.

FEAR

2009-11-22 03:46:28

From: bionicle1800
aww why the self esteem bashing :( pass the love



There is no love between them…

:p

And Brain I lol'ed at how cool you tried to make yourself:p You would make one great fairytale teller :p

Good Job saving the kitten. Thumbs up!

Nava2

2009-11-22 16:04:55

and here I figured he was going to stop masturbating.