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Me and my friend are taking over the world. We are completely serious, this is going to happen. Doubt us if you like, we do not care. :f: ATM we are seeking followers who will be highly rewarded once the world is taken. Now here is our plan:

Right now I am working on pursuing a degree in weapons design and special warfare. I am hoping to be able to work for a private weapons contractor which will enable me to ascertain (at least the materials for) several hydrogen bombs. If this doesn't work out I'm hoping we can find a hacker able to hack into a nuclear silo (yes i realize that this is near impossible, it is just a back up plan) One bomb, when detonated 300 miles up will create an EMP capable of taking out the entire continental US. If you are not familiar with what an EMP is, it stands for ElecroMagnetic Pulse :google:. EMPs are capable of taking out all electronics, that means no phone, no radio, even most cars won't start. We are planning on launching 7 or 8 of these simultaneously taking out the majority of the world. We will have a base in Antartica, or some other remote location that will not be affected by the EMPs. After the detonation we will launch a blitzkrieg (lightning war) in which we will take over the entire world in three weeks. Some may think of this as impossible, but with no communication or any way to mobilize, it will be fairly easy. We will have top notch weaponry and technology and will be virtually impervious to bullets. We will go into countries saying that we "prophicized" this disaster. We will promise food, water, and technology in return for them joining the cause. We will also ensure them that they will be taken care of after we "establish peace". Nothing works, their cars won't even start, what do they have to lose? Each recruit will be polygraphed to determine loyalty. Prior to the detonation we will have stock piled plenty of weapons, so that will not be a problem. The first thing we will do when we enter an area is take control of stores and start rationing goods. We need to make make sure we ARE NOT looked upon as the enemy or as terrorists, but instead as a peace bringing organization led by a prophet who "foresaw" this event, they are to have no idea that we are ones who caused all of this. We will probably blame it on Al Qaeda or something. Anyway we are confident that after the detonation we will be able gather followers quickly thus speeding the takeover exponentially. It is necessary that we take over the world quickly before communications are re-established and armies are mobilized. Many military objects, especially cold war era objects, are shielded from EMPs meaning that there is a possibility that the military (especially in the US and Russia) might mobilize in a matter of weeks or even days.

Assuming the takeover is successful, we will establish a socialist government. However, select citizens will be able to vote. To vote you must have an IQ of over 125. To produce babies you must have an IQ of over 115 (however this test will be based on other genetic factors as-well, and selective mating may apply, e.g. beautiful girl with 95 IQ has to make babies with someone that has say a 160 IQ, you know, even things out a bit). We are planning to decode the human genome so hopefully we will be able to base this test on more than just looks and IQ. Lets face it, the world is going to become overpopulated and there needs to be restrictions on how many children are being born. With the way society is today, anybody can get married and have as many babies as they want, bringing human natural selection to a stand still. So instead of simply saying 1 or 2 children per household, lets make it so that only the "best" humans are able to reproduce. Basically accelerated evolution. This earth from becoming overpopulated and at the same time increase the gene pool. In my opinion this is a win win situation. Anyway aside from limited reproduction there will be no more war, no more fighting for resources, and hopefully no more religion. We are not going to force this, we are just going to completely remove religion from government, school, etc. Noone is going to be unemployed either, if you do not have a job, we will find one for you based on your skills. Education is going to be taken extremely seriously, in the 8th year of school children are going to take a test which will either place them in higher education to pursue the career of their choice, or general education where they will be trained to be a plumber, janitor, truck driver, etc., jobs that require very little education, but still need to be done.

That's about it for now, you do not have to agree with all of this to join the cause, criticism/advice are welcome. Message me if you are serious about taking over the world, we will make it happen. ;)

I'll join you. Where's the pot stash?

I liked the paragraph with the IQ stuff the most.

If you were half as smart as you thought you were, you'd know that you IQ exclusion would eventually kill off everyone, including you, based on the nature of IQ. Now, gtfo my world, I already claimed it.

From: noidea
I'll join you. Where's the pot stash?

Yeah man send us some bro stop holding out like this.

I can grow beards, make me a high up official.

edit: and benland killed your idea of the IQ…since it is all relative.

What are you talking about? It would increase IQ as time went on…. that would only happen if you kept raising the IQ, which we might, but we will keep it at a level that would keep earth populated…

good point,
well we could have it set, it doesnt have to be relative

From: wabakoo420
What are you talking about? It would increase IQ as time went on…. that would only happen if you kept raising the IQ, which we might, but we will keep it at a level that would keep earth populated…

Exactly what I expected you to say, my uninformed friend. Let me introduce you to my friend Gauss, and some distributions he made.

Also, polygraph is an utter fail. You could at least take the time to do some fMRI's, but even then its a waste of time as I could still fool you.

Furthermore, for an effective EMP you need a very dirty bomb. Hydrogen bombs are not as dirty as good old nukes. Just pop one off in space and watch the radiation ionize the upper atmosphere and rain down electron hell… but even then, we've detonated nukes in space before… actually managed to take out the whole pacific ocean (TOO BAD THERE WAS NOTHING THERE) so its not like you had a NEW IDEA or anything. Go rob a bank.

Wabakoo, you don't know who Ben is do you?

By IQ i was meaning intelligence in general, yes i know IQ is relative so everyone would at one point have 100 IQ, but I was meaning compared to current IQ levels, feel what i'm saying?

From: BenLand100
Exactly what I expected you to say, my uninformed friend. Let me introduce you to my friend Gauss, and some distributions he made.

Also, polygraph is an utter fail. You could at least take the time to do some fMRI's, but even then its a waste of time as I could still fool you.

Surprised you are taking this seriously lol.

From: Sex
Wabakoo, you don't know who Ben is do you?

What does that have to do with it? We are equal human beings, contradictory to the beliefs displayed by you and Wabakoo's first post.

From: Sex
Wabakoo, you don't know who Ben is do you?

haha not really, but he sounds smart, he should help me take over the world ;)

From: noidea
What does that have to do with it? We are equal human beings, contradictory to the beliefs displayed by you and Wabakoo's first post.

I thought we solved this problem by assuming I'm not really human?
Edit: Check my last post again. Also, I don't want help taking over the world, and I have no incentive to help anyone else :3

Yeah, that's what I was going to say ;).

From: BenLand100
Exactly what I expected you to say, my uninformed friend. Let me introduce you to my friend Gauss, and some distributions he made.

Also, polygraph is an utter fail. You could at least take the time to do some fMRI's, but even then its a waste of time as I could still fool you.

Furthermore, for an effective EMP you need a very dirty bomb. Hydrogen bombs are not as dirty as good old nukes. Just pop one off in space and watch the radiation ionize the upper atmosphere and rain down electron hell… but even then, we've detonated nukes in space before… actually managed to take out the whole pacific ocean (TOO BAD THERE WAS NOTHING THERE) so its not like you had a NEW IDEA or anything. Go rob a bank.

first of all, better polygraph than nothing, cant do an MRI to everyone lol, and besides that I don't really have to worry too much about the recruits killing me because the most they're going to have is guns, and i'll have a super suit so they're going to need missiles if they're going to kill me
second of all, i know its not a new idea, but its a good one

From: wabakoo420
first of all, better polygraph than nothing, cant do an MRI to everyone lol
second of all, i know its not a new idea, but its a good one

Yea, hooking someone up to a polygraph is totally easier than an MRI. You had just as well not do anything as do a polygraph.

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If you were considered a actual threat, government would be all over this because they filter everything. SO, ima have to say fail :( Good luck though.

From: ZaSz
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If you were considered a actual threat, government would be all over this because they filter everything. SO, ima have to say fail :( Good luck though.

the thing is, noone takes me seriously, they just think i'm some kid with a silly plan that i'll never do anything about, they'll see….

From: BenLand100
Yea, hooking someone up to a polygraph is totally easier than an MRI. You had just as well not do anything as do a polygraph.

it'll sift out the stupid rebels who have such intense hate that it'll definately show, but its not really the stupid ones i have to worry about anyway i guess…

Don't double post.

And you shouldn't really want to take over the world.

You're over your head, you won't.

From: Sex
Don't double post.

And you shouldn't really want to take over the world.

You're over your head, you won't.

Didn't know I double posted

One day all the lights are going to go out and your cell phone won't work and you'll be like "Oh shit, he really did it":f:

Hmm. I might be in Antarctica ;).

so…what are you going to do with the world once you have it…
I think you'll find it to be much more boring than anticipated, trust me

From: Sex
Hmm. I might be in Antarctica ;).

hmmm….. touche…;)

From: Brain
so…what are you going to do with the world once you have it…
I think you'll find it to be much more boring than anticipated, trust me

I'm going to make hawaii into a giant dragon, and live there with my friends and smoke weed everyday lol. ;) I might check in on the world from time to time too

From: wabakoo420
it'll sift out the stupid rebels who have such intense hate that it'll definately show, but its not really the stupid ones i have to worry about anyway i guess…

You're right, I'll cause the serious trouble ;)

From: BenLand100
You're right, I'll cause the serious trouble ;)

damn it, you're the reason theres' 9004 votes on no, your plan will never work huh?:fiery:

I will help! :)

Email me if you ever get close:

[email]intrepid93pro@gmail.com[/email]

Good luck

From: wabakoo420
I'm going to make hawaii into a giant dragon, and live there with my friends and smoke weed everyday lol. ;) I might check in on the world from time to time too

OOO! I live in hawaii :).

Omg he is the anti-christ :surprised:

From: Matsetst
Omg he is the anti-christ :surprised:

lold

Are you high? mmkayy.. kids you shouldn't get high mmkaay.

You could have actually made a nice theoretical discussion of this, but towards the end you started to give in and move onto the side of trying to make humour out of it, due to Ben continuously proving your plans flawed… Although you now could claim that the point of this thread infact was to actually see how many people would be in for taking over the world, with your genious plan being just a diversion…

The amount of naysayers is over 9000!!!

I'll work for pickles.

I've read a plan to take over the world by EMPing them but the bad guys where from japan

I will not join you because in the book the plan was a fail!

I'm in :)

ben i dont think your vote counts as 9000 people :p
meh skrew it the worlds going to end soon, it may as well end in my grasp >=)

9,013 Voted no wtf

From: Main_Ftw
9,013 Voted no wtf

It's over 9000!

:)

I always wanted a chance to say that and have it make sense.

dude u know that if u polygraphed everyone there would be people that would go with it in the begining and then become a rebel later and u dont need to invent a super suit youll be high so youd be very suggestive and i could just ask you ifr i could try it and youd be like alright take it off and your dead

From: 3Garrett3
It's over 9000!

:)

I always wanted a chance to say that and have it make sense.

lold XD!

If your plan worked then you would be killed by one of your subordinates.

But lets face it, this is stupid, complete spam. GTFO

From: IceFire908
If your plan worked then you would be killed by one of your subordinates.

But lets face it, this is stupid, complete spam. GTFO

oh come on its in the general dump. not like there is a post count. just a little fun :) lighten up, be happy :hypocrite:

From: J_Pizzle
dude u know that if u polygraphed everyone there would be people that would go with it in the begining and then become a rebel later and u dont need to invent a super suit youll be high so youd be very suggestive and i could just ask you ifr i could try it and youd be like alright take it off and your dead

stfu, you know nothing about smoking weed. Besides that, i probably won't be getting high till after I already take over the world. And ya, there would be people who would turn against me, but i'm not actually going to be in the field, that would be stupid, only the highest ranking officials will know my location.

From: Main_Ftw
9,013 Voted no wtf

about 9000 of those are from ben lol

From: n3ss3s
You could have actually made a nice theoretical discussion of this, but towards the end you started to give in and move onto the side of trying to make humour out of it, due to Ben continuously proving your plans flawed… Although you now could claim that the point of this thread infact was to actually see how many people would be in for taking over the world, with your genious plan being just a diversion…

Just because i make humor of it doesn't mean I can't still be serious too… and its not theoretical, it's going to happen :D

AHH TRIPLE POST! Edit your posts pleaseeeeeeeeee :p

EDIT: like this! :)

:rolleyes:

From: bionicle1800
AHH TRIPLE POST! Edit your posts pleaseeeeeeeeee :p

EDIT: like this! :)

Sorry, i was confused about the whole double/triple post concept, i just thought it made sense to make new posts for new ideas, my bad (not like posts count here anyway though lol)

Sorry mate! I think we're out numbered!

/me jumps ships.

From: wabakoo420
And ya, there would be people who would turn against me, but i'm not actually going to be in the field, that would be stupid, only the highest ranking officials will know my location.

From: wabakoo420
I'm going to make hawaii into a giant dragon, and live there with my friends and smoke weed everyday lol. ;) I might check in on the world from time to time too

hmmmmmmm so i wont know where u are huh?


u only said I'm going to Hawaii

From: J_Pizzle
hmmmmmmm so i wont know where u are huh?


u only said I'm going to Hawaii

Well I said after I take over the world I'm in Hawaii, I'm not gonna have to worry about being killed after I take over the world, whos going to try to assassinate me, another country? Maybe a terrorist organization if they can get close, but not likely.

i could just bomb Hawaii and youd be dead and then id be leader of the world

Dont blow up washington pl0x and im in

The world is already near being taken over, by the Bilderberg. Sorry, for us all.

From: J_Pizzle
i could just bomb Hawaii and youd be dead and then id be leader of the world

good luck getting bombs when i rule the world, but besides that i'm gonna have a huge underground mansion…. suck on that! :f:

From: Neehosoft
Dont blow up washington pl0x and im in

I'm not blowing up anything XD. all the explosions are taking place in space basically, so you don't really have anything to worry about.

Edit:
Damn double posted again sorry guyz

Dude, when you reply to yourself once, thats a double post, reply to your post again and no one replys, thats a triple post… Get the idea? Im suprised you haven't gotten an infraction yet…

Im sure people will follow you just cause there cars wont start? Promise technology FOR COUNTRIES? NOTHING works… How will YOU reach all these places? Walking? Riding your bike? How will the countries get word you prophesied it? The word of a messenger would take over a few years to spread, even if one person tells another… God, think.

From: ZaSz
Dude, when you reply to yourself once, thats a double post, reply to your post again and no one replys, thats a triple post… Get the idea? Im suprised you haven't gotten an infraction yet…

Im sure people will follow you just cause there cars wont start? Promise technology FOR COUNTRIES? NOTHING works… How will YOU reach all these places? Walking? Riding your bike? How will the countries get word you prophesied it? The word of a messenger would take over a few years to spread, even if one person tells another… God, think.

yah, i get the whole double/triple post concept now, and we are going to have technology everyone else won't and were going to say its because we prophicized that it would happen and thats why we have technology, and for how we're going to get there… we have technology…. God, think! :f: