SRL Archive - NOTA

omegle, unleash the trolling


Awkwardsaw

2009-11-11 17:03:16

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heya
You: :p
Stranger: is it normal to suck the tv remote?
You: yeah
You: i also usually stick it into my anus
Stranger: before or after?
You: both
Stranger: nice
You: ikr

:D

Stranger: hey
You: heya
Stranger: sl?
Stranger: *al?
Stranger: **asl?
You: 16/m/usa
Stranger: 16/f/usa
You: lol :p
Stranger: wanna give me some guy advice?
You: sure
Stranger: how do u know if ashy guy likes u?
You: uh
You: if he stares, and looks away when you look at him i guess
Stranger: oh...kk then, thanks
You: :p
Stranger: n what if hes like part shy n part outgoin
You: idk :o
You: is he your friend/ trying to
Stranger: its a long story
You: lol
You: idk then actually
Stranger: its one of those things whre u both know that each other exist n all, u just dont talk a lot
You: talk to him then haha
Stranger: n its weird to start takin to him randomly cuz he always aorund his guy friends
You: eh
You: that really doesnt matter
Stranger: kk thenn, i guess ill try that
You: mkay
Stranger: anyyways
Stranger: what up!
You: chilling, waiting for wrestling to start
Stranger: thats kool, im just procrastinatin on ma hw
You: nice haha
You: i just dont do it
Stranger: so which state r u in?
You: arizona
Stranger: our skools retarded n hw ompleteion is like 20 percent of ur grade
Stranger: im from norther va, really close to dc
You: nice
You: so let me ask you a question
You: the game?
Stranger: the game?
You: the game.
Stranger: like THE game?
You: yes
You: THE game
Stranger: like the game titles "The Game"
You: very much so
Stranger: what bout it?
You: you lost it
Stranger: i know, but u did first :]

Brain

2009-11-11 17:09:43

Warning, my convo contains graphic language, only peoples over the age of 18 should read this convo



* Connected, feel free to talk now *
You: hello?
Stranger: hello
You: I see you also have no cam
Stranger: yeah
You: lame
Stranger: i know right
You: and you probably have a penis like me
Stranger: that is true as well
You: total sausage fest in here
Stranger: yeah i know
Stranger: this site is pretty weird
Stranger: my buddy sent it too me told me to do it
You: I gotta get my cam working
Stranger: yeah
You: I was refered here via a website
You: you seen any naked chicks yet?
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: i saw one for a second
You: really?
You: nice
Stranger: then she exited out
You: damn
Stranger: yeah funny shit
You: what a whore
Stranger: i know right
You: right
You: this is my first chat on here
Stranger: yeah everything either is a chinees kid or the x out
Stranger: fuckin gay lol
You: chinese you say?
Stranger: yeah the person was like "no speak inglish"
Stranger: thats how he spelled it
You: I need to chat it up with one of those crazy chinese people
Stranger: there nuts man
You: I know
You: Well you got lucky, I'm in the U.S.
Stranger: i heard some chinese lady yellin in the backround
Stranger: funny shit
You: not china
You: lol
Stranger: yeah fuckin comunists over there
You: I need to find someone with a cam...
You: you're cool
Stranger: yeah thanks dude
You: but too much penis, and too little boobies
You: with no cam
Stranger: its like that everywhere
Stranger: thats the internet
You: yeah, it's call, the internet
You: gah, beat me to it
Stranger: yeah haha
Stranger: well shit im outa here
Stranger: good talk man
Stranger: go find some tits
You: i'm unmotivated now
You: you broke my spirit
Stranger: hey man
Stranger: theres still hope
Stranger: i saw some for a second
Stranger: u just have to believe!
You: I don't know how
You: :(
Stranger: just keep trying
Stranger: things will work out
You: but you're my first, I can't leave you
You: I don't want to be without you...
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i know
You: you complete me!!!
Stranger: yeah i know
Stranger: goodbyes are so hard
You: indeed
Stranger: but we need to go our seperate ways
You: why?
Stranger: we need to move on with life
You: I don't feel the same way!
You: I can change, I really can
Stranger: look... i care about you a lot
Stranger: but.....
Stranger: there is someone else
You: no!
You: no buts!
You: NOOOOO!!!!!
Stranger: we are in love
Stranger: you just dont understand
You: is it that whore who let you see her tits for a little bit?!
You: I'll fucking kill her!
Stranger: this is your problem!
Stranger: you take everything so seriously
You: I thought what we had was special
Stranger: tits are tits and thats that
Stranger: it was special
Stranger: it was
You: I thought you felt the same way...
Stranger: but thats gone
Stranger: i did but things change
You: how can you say that!?
Stranger: idk im sorry okay
Stranger: im sorry!
You: I have something to tell you....I've been missing my period...my whole life
Stranger: haha
Stranger: im sorry that just took me out of charector
You: I bought a pregnancy test...and it was really fuzzy....but I think it said postive
Stranger: haha
You: IT'S YOUR CHILD IN ME!!!
Stranger: i guess i have to step up and raise this child
You: I will name it "Stranger" , your name, as a constant reminder of the pain you have brought me this night
Stranger: haha
Stranger: good shit
You: I don't know if I can stay with you after hearing you say those nasty things.....
Stranger: i understand
You: I will come for you in the future
You: but right now, I need my space
Stranger: ok ill be waiting.... going from stranger to stranger looking for you
Stranger: one day we will be reuinited
You: .....to plan your death!
Stranger: ok
You: you've never looked in my locked chest under our bed?
Stranger: no
You: it's full of my assasin gear
Stranger: o my
You: I can afford one more killing before I have this....our child
You: and it will you under my blade
Stranger: please no
Stranger: i need to keep living
You: ouch! oh fuck, I think I just miscarried....
Stranger: NOOOO
Stranger: my child
You: wtf? the baby is chinese....
Stranger: you fucking whore!
You: how dare you call me that?!
Stranger: well you are fucking chinese people
Stranger: fuck that just terrible
You: how did you know there was more than one....
Stranger: i know a whore when i see one
You: I did it for you.....how else do you think I could have afforded to buy you that king sized stuffed bear?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: but
Stranger: this is too much
You: lol
You: I know it's a shock...
You: come back to me
Stranger: i dont think i can
You: it's easy, I'll put the diaper back on like you like it, you can change me in a few minutes like you always do...
You: please....
You: please come back
You: I need you
Stranger: i joined the marines
You: What?!
Stranger: im being deployed next week
You: How could you!
Stranger: its my duty to this country!
You: This country is the reason your father died!!!! don't you remember....you're turning out to be JUST LIKE HIM!
You: he always lied to me too
You: and joined the marined behind my back
You: we only had one son....
You: YOU!!!
Stranger: i know
Stranger: i just have to do this
You: son....don't leave me now
Stranger: in my fathers honor
You: you're father was nothing compared to you!
Stranger: but i loved him
You: he loved you too, while you were sleeping one night....how else do you think you got a little sister....
You: it was HIM that got you pregnant when you were 5!
Stranger: NO
You: yes
Stranger: i dont believe it
Stranger: i wont listen
You: now you know.....I promised to never tell, but I feel so great with it off my chest...
You: you must listen to me!!
Stranger: ok fine
Stranger: i cant handle this
You: Obi-Wan never told you did he.....
* Either you or your partner disconnected. Press Find Stranger to find a new person! *

Main

2009-11-11 21:29:45

Connecting to server…
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Have you ever had sex with an animal before?
You: err no
Stranger: oh
You: you?
Stranger: its really fun
You: o
You: tell me
You: all about it
Stranger: well it was a horse a and it has the biggest penis i've ever seen
You: oo
You: are you a male
You: or female
Stranger: female
You: ouch
Stranger: why
You: i'd imagine that would hurt quite a bit
Stranger: no no i gave it a Blowjob
You: oo
You: how did it react with it
Stranger: Pretty well at first it started to kick once or twice
Stranger: but it calmed down
You: interesting
Stranger: are u a male of female
Stranger: or female
You: male
Stranger: oh
Stranger: yea it wasnt all that bad
You: its werid
You: was it a wild horse?
Stranger: no
You: o
You: do you own it or something?
Stranger: yea
You: oo
You: how tall is the horse?
Stranger: im not sure
You: err how did you manage to get it
You: big…
Stranger: well first u tease it then it'll get erroused
You: hmm
You: could we talk about something else?
Stranger: no

JPHamlett

2009-11-11 22:04:08


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: whats up
Stranger: nothing much..
You: thts pretty kool
Stranger: lol
You: ya so i love u
Stranger: = = what
You: I LOVE YOU
Stranger: thanks I don't love you
You: Y NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: .....
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edit i just had one

and it went like this


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: John?

how did he know my name?

Ruroken

2009-11-11 23:31:41

You: hello
Stranger: david?
You: most defiantely not
You: you got the first letter right though
You: my turn
You: sean?
Stranger: no
Stranger: daniel?
You: not bad, not bad
You: charles?
Stranger: daniel danielson?
Stranger: no
Stranger: not charles
You: bummer
You: so whats up not charles?
Stranger: im not supposed to tLK TO STRANGERSS


fuck you, not charles.

You: yo
Stranger: yo
You: whats good
Stranger: who cares
You: your not a nihilist are you?
Stranger: guess
You: your either a nihilist or a 15 year old, its hard to tell sometimes
Stranger: wrong answer
You: oh good
Stranger: I m 21
Stranger: already
You: so your a nihilist?
Stranger: no
Stranger: do u
Stranger: so whats your star sign
You: If i had to guess, I'd guess libra
You: off the top of my head
Stranger: haha wrong answer again
Stranger: cancer
Stranger: what about u
You: didn't you just ask my star sign?
You: how could I get that wrong?
You: I DUN UNDERSTAND


hes lying, hes totally 15

Rick

2009-11-12 20:27:31


You: hi
Stranger: ok one question
You: yes
Stranger: and one question only
You: shoot
Stranger: what do u think of WoW
You: its for faggots
Stranger: UR A FAGGOT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Lmao.

Main

2009-11-12 20:50:32

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: male 18 / are you a girl with msn pics?
You: male 17/ nope
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ZaSz

2009-11-12 20:54:15

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I wanna suck cock
You: are you a girl…
Stranger: yes
You: age
Stranger: im 18 and u
You: im 9. :(
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


:D.

Ruroken

2009-11-12 23:23:43

you: Whatup
stranger: You must construct additional pylons!
You: Zerg rush
stranger: Fac
stranger: Ahhh
you: S'right
stranger: *flops out 2 inch penis*
stranger: Sorry its cold in here
stranger: *shakes penis violently*
you: Zerg rush
stranger: Awhhhhh gawdd
you: That cannot feel good
stranger: It does :)
you: Kinky
stranger: Very


zerg rush

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: does it matter?
You: if i am a girl?
Stranger: id prefer a girl
You: why?
Stranger: cause im a guy
You: and you want to rub one off to text?
You: heres a tip
Stranger: to pics
Stranger: or vids
You: girls are disturbed by that kind of behaviour
You: theres no emotional connection
You: and if they are not, they themselves are disturbed
Stranger: not wen they see the my pics
Stranger: i guess there are plenty of disturbed girls around
You: you know, experiance would agree with you
You: bitches be crazy
Stranger: r u m or f
You: why not get a girlfriend?
You: and f
Stranger: wat do i need a girl for if i got you
You: because it would be more fufilling?
Stranger: wat are you wearing
You: a t-shirt, sweater and jeans
Stranger: nothin sexy
You: the shirt says "if you can read this your life is sad and empty"
You: and no, not really
Stranger: you realy know how to turn ppl off
You: no, i really know how to turn you off
Stranger: wat r u doin on this site anyway
You: watching my hopes and dreams of intellectuallism on the internet take their dying breath
Stranger: im touching my penis right now
Stranger: its helping get back in the mood
You: your dead relatives are watching you
You: right now
Stranger: i bet there haveing fun too
You: its possible
Stranger: how hard can you suck a dick
You: never tried
You: cannot say
Stranger: with that mouth i bet ur good at it
You: haha!
You: well done sir
Stranger: thank you
You: so whats your damage then?
You: are you fat? obtuse?
Stranger: nope
You: bad with people?
Stranger: no
Stranger: just bored
Stranger: wats ur damage??
You: fear of real relationships?
You: me?
You: hmm
Stranger: you dont want ppl to have a good time
You: not so
You: i am all for good times
You: infact i strive for the best of times
You: its an ongoing quest
Stranger: then take off ur shirt
Stranger: and start feeling ur self
Stranger: tell me how it feels
You: it feels like some number is trying to persuade me to degrade myself
You: the scary thing is man
You: there are people like you everywhere
Stranger: i thought ur up for a good time
You: what part of this conversation leads you to even remotely belive my definition of good time is getting your ass off?
You: what do i get?
You: do i get pics?
Stranger: do you have any pics
Stranger: ??
You: thats entirely dependant on if you have pics
Stranger: i doo
You: link then
Stranger: no nude tho
Stranger: sorry
You: fine… we shall see
You: link
Stranger: let me see urs first
You: see, this is a problem
You: your used to getting pics first
Stranger: i do i know if i send you one u will send on back
You: but me, im different
You: im exceptional
You: in more ways than one ;)
You: and you dont
You: thats the fun part
Stranger: http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v195/200/103/555475083/n555475083_2370481_180.jpg
Stranger: ok thats me
You: your about 20?
Stranger: yup
You: jesus god man, learn to type
You: its been a pleasure trolling your ass
You: peace and love
Stranger: ur leaving??
You: what part of "trolling your ass"
You: dont you understand
Stranger: wats trolling??
You: im a dude
You: im 18
You: and your hilarious
Stranger: so ur not up for a good time??
You: remember when i asked what your damage was?
You: its now very apparent
You: man, what do you get out of this?
You: seriously
Stranger: you got a pic like you said
You: maybe
You: but now im legitimately interested
Stranger: ok… what do you get out of doing this??
You: what do i get? i get to see what anonimity does to humanity
You: i get social engineering
You: i get insight into the human condition
You: and sometimes i get to see how i can twist it all
Stranger: is this the only site you visit
You: no
You: this is the internet man
Stranger: exactly
You: its really, really, really, really, (really) big
Stranger: when ur on the internet talking to a stranger ppl can do wat they want
Stranger: with out fear
You: so it means freedom to you?
Stranger: i dont do this stuff
Stranger: its my first time on this site
You: its been made apparent that you do man
You: because
You: if your telling the truth
You: and the first time on this site
You: a place where you can meet someone COMPLETELY different than you
You: a place where you can see how the other half lives
You: a place where you can connect, learn and grow
Stranger: ….
You: you look for a cheap beat off
Stranger: not realy
You: yes really
Stranger: i just got down studing for my accounting exam and felt like fucking around
Stranger: wat were you doing
You: did you toss that "accounting exam" bit in
You: to "prove" your not a moron
You: ?
Stranger: studing ppl on this site??
You: why not?
Stranger: noo just to prove that i am doin somethin with my life
You: thats cure
You: cute*
You: you equate exams with sucess
You: very highschool of you
Stranger: do you have a job
You: yep
Stranger: wat kind
You: the kind where i do what needs to be done when it needs to be done
You: you might know it as "having a life"
You: or "living"
You: its pretty near
You: neat*
Stranger: where do you work
You: *sigh*
You: its been a pleasure
You: guy in the brown jacket
You: but i must depart
You: i have people to study
You: peace and love
Stranger: i see
Stranger: you call that having a life
You: if its any consolation, you are loved
You: a little, yeah
You: bye bye now <3


oh humanity!

[-jesus-]

2009-11-13 00:41:39

Brain/Ruroken's 2nd convo. are definitely the best ones I've read anywhere :D

Ruroken

2009-11-13 00:44:39

From: [-jesus-]
Brain/Ruroken's 2nd convo. are definitely the best ones I've read anywhere :D


theres more to it, want i should post?

noidea

2009-11-13 01:10:27

From: Ruroken
theres more to it, want i should post?


yesyeysyeyseysyeyseyyses

Ruroken

2009-11-13 01:29:34

From: noidea
yesyeysyeyseysyeyseyyses


Is up!

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: hows it going
You: does it matter?
You: in the end of it all
Stranger: what are you taling about?
Stranger: taking about
You: asl. does it mater?
You: in the big scheme of things
You: not really
You: so, fellow human being
You: whats up
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Gu3st...

2009-11-13 03:28:16

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I know I'm ugly but that made me sad.. :(

EDIT:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: ASL?
You: 17 girl
You: Are you Markus?
Stranger: no
You: oh..
Stranger: yeah sorry
You: Stan?
Stranger: no
Stranger: sorry
You: bummer..
Stranger: sorry
You: you should be…
Stranger: okay?
You: yeah
You: ur a boy?
Stranger: yeha
You: me too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Whats up with everyone d/c-ing when they connect with a boy? haven't they read rule 29?

ZaSz

2009-11-13 04:16:46

18+, has its peaks.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You:


You: no
Stranger: u need treatment
You: for
Stranger: mental disease
You: lol wut, why
Stranger: coz u are abnormal for so much blank
Stranger: for posting so big blank
You: Well, i do need a doctor, i havent had my period in over 15 years…. Does that mean im pregnant?
Stranger: means u have a dick.
You: And that creates the babies…..
Stranger: ?
Stranger: if u dont have period for 15yrs
You: So, my dick causes no period?
Stranger: several conditions
Stranger: 1 u are an aged woman
Stranger: 2 u are male
Stranger: 3 u are abnormal.
You: What if i chopped my dick off, could i get pregnant then?
Stranger: 4 u are pregnant
Stranger: sure
Stranger: if u chopped it off
You: how would i go about chopping it off?
Stranger: then the semen spurt to ur womb
Stranger: then u come pregnant.
Stranger: buy a knife
You: Wouldnt a axe or a saw be safer? Because its like sawing down a thick tree right?
Stranger: no way
Stranger: much big intensity than tree
Stranger: the dick is so tough u know, like steel,
You: Or like a paper slicer that has big blade for slicing paper
Stranger: axe would be better.
You: So I can get myself preggy? I thought to get myself pregnant, i need to get a girl to stick her tounge in me to fertalize my egg.
Stranger: no u are particular
Stranger: u have opposite sex organ at one time
Stranger: so neednt others
You: but, i chop my dick off, then i get opposite, but what fertilizes me egg?
Stranger: u are ignorant in biology
Stranger: dick dont produce semen u should know
Stranger: but inside sex organ
You: I got 2 eggs right? There the things under my dick right now?
Stranger: dick only eject it
Stranger: yes
You: And the eggs carry my baby, till i can pee it out
Stranger: u have 1dick 1 womb 2 egg now
You: do i pee or poop the baby out?
Stranger: no.
You: Or do they cut it out
Stranger: u bear the baby out via vagina
You: but i only got a empty penis hole from choppin it off :(?
Stranger: i didnt advise u to chop it off
Stranger: but u wanna it
You: YES YOu DID!!!! OMFG ARE YOU SAYING I DID IT FOR NOTHING!!!!!!!
You: There is blood everywhere, and i thought that was the way for me to have a baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: sad
Stranger: call the hospital soon
Stranger: to save ur life
Stranger: call the ambulance
You: wtf, im going to die? I had plans for my kids!
You: I wanted to see them play soccer!
Stranger: no u wont die.
Stranger: chilling.
You: chilling????
Stranger: calm down
You: i feel woozy :/ Does that mean the babies are comming soon?
Stranger: no
Stranger: he/she is in ur womb
Stranger: and will be born after 10 months
You: 10 months! never mind im having an abortion
You: thanks for your help