SRL Archive - Discussions & Debates

For those of you who don't know what this is, I will explain. The rules are simple:

1. post something about your day or week
2. end your post with "FML" (acronym for "F*** My Life") or "MLIA" (acronym for "My Life is Average")
3. your event must be recent (within the last 7 days).

This is a great way to share those crazy or just plain simple things that are going on in your life. Rules may be subject to change. I reserve the right to change them at any time. *I got this idea from the FML/MLIA websites. - I will start..

I am behind in my math class and have to get 100-200 problems done by 11pm tonight. FML

Dude, that's FML. 100-200 problems 8-|
I fill in the blanks on tests with persons from Sesame street. MLIAwesome.

I have a 25 page lab report due this thursday, and another one due next thursday and my partner is the most annoying person in college, as voted by everyone. My life is average.

I fell into someone on the bus today. I'm a guy, so was he. No soulmates were found. He was just pretty angry. MLIA.

as soon as a sat down to poop my boss called me. mlia

I finished my math homework, all 20 questions,when I found out that I'd done the wrong page. MLIA

I got engaged to my girlfriend who is currently living in a different country, MLIWeird.
(I know thats not an option but average didn't quite sum it up :p)

Guys, you really need to get your endings straight.
BAD content = FML
AVERAGE content = MLIA

ToF is the current winner.


Today, a guy in class showed me a music video on YouTube. The guy was singing a song called "wrong hole", and it was about him sticking it in the wrong hole. It reminded me of something I did yesterday night, but I didn't say anything. MLIA

ToF .. pure roflcopter man.. pure roflcopter… that is exactly where this thread is at…
EvilChicken.. there is no winner… but ToF posted a win.. it was funny..

I just drank a V8. MLIA

From: EvilChicken!
Today, a guy in class showed me a music video on YouTube. The guy was singing a song called "wrong hole", and it was about him sticking it in the wrong hole. It reminded me of something I did yesterday night, but I didn't say anything. MLIA

wat.

Today, I was with my girl friend, as I was about to pull out, she turned really quickly.. after flushing her eye for 10 minutes she left in a huff. FML.

Just woke up from sleeping all day after a crazy ass party, MLIA.

~Camo

This thread bores me. MLIA

I was wrestling my friend and broke my ankle Wednesday, there were only four months of my life i could have had this break… FML

I happily masturbated, but I also killed a kitten. MLIA.

My girlfriend left me tuesday after being together for 14 months, and she likes another guy. FML

From: Nava2
wat.

Today, I was with my girl friend, as I was about to pull out, she turned really quickly.. after flushing her eye for 10 minutes she left in a huff. FML.

just be happy you still have that girl… you're pretty lucky if you ask me

Massive procrastination. Essay x2 still needs to be done, whole bunch of art projects needs to be done too, stuffed myself with eating, and then almost confessed to a game admin for bottin in their game (not RS, wrote Pm… didn't send).

Wtf is happening to me?

From: mrpickle
Massive procrastination. Essay x2 still needs to be done, whole bunch of art projects needs to be done too, stuffed myself with eating, and then almost confessed to a game admin for bottin in their game (not RS, wrote Pm… didn't send).

Wtf is happening to me?

hormones son.

From: Nava2
hormones son.

If so, the simple solution is to fap. A lot.

Today, nothing extraordinary happened to me. MLIA.

Today, Average Day. MLIA.

Got a 6 from a literature project, scale 4 to 10, 4 is failed. FML.

From: n3ss3s
Got a 6 from a literature project, scale 4 to 10, 4 is failed. FML.

Since when do people say "Passed, fml" … ?

From: 3Garrett3
Since when do people say "Passed, fml" … ?

When a pass just isn't good enough.

If I get a 60 right now, in uni. Thats not good.. I need an 80 average to stay in my program. :(

From: Nava2
When a pass just isn't good enough.

If I get a 60 right now, in uni. Thats not good.. I need an 80 average to stay in my program. :(

then a 79 would be a fail, -1 internets for you.

today I realised I now have two hours of spare lunch as opposed to 45 minutes because I had to drop Phys Ed. MLIA

Edit: My Blue Tuxedo Urchin is dead on the bottom of my fishtank, thirty bucks gone~ FML

Got 4 projects due, very LONG projects due, projects that count for a lot on my mark, but I don't care. I'm sure I will, but I have fallen in love with an amazing girl, and my mind is busy thinking about her. The thing is I doubt I'll be able to get with her for certain reasons.

FML :(

From: bionicle1800
Got 4 projects due, very LONG projects due, projects that count for a lot on my mark, but I don't care. I'm sure I will, but I have fallen in love with an amazing girl, and my mind is busy thinking about her. The thing is I doubt I'll be able to get with her for certain reasons.

FML :(

one night stand????

From: J_Pizzle
one night stand????

……..

From: J_Pizzle
one night stand????

Not always really worth it if you really like the girl..

How about,

Today, I took a poop. It landed in the toilet. MLIA.

Btw, I know, this is hard to believe, but all these actually come from my life. Amazing, right?

From: 3Garrett3
Not always really worth it if you really like the girl..

EXACTLY! :p shes just amazing.

From: 3Garrett3
How about,

Today, I took a poop. It landed in the toilet. MLIA.

Btw, I know, this is hard to believe, but all these actually come from my life. Amazing, right?

YOU?! never would have guessed…

From: bionicle1800
EXACTLY! :p shes just amazing.

Yes, it isn't worth it to just get er done, then not ever again. Plus, if you couldn't go out with her, I doubt a one night stand is feasible.

I have another one.

Today, I was singing in a car. I got a bunch of the words wrong, but I didn't judge myself. MLIA.

Today I went to bed at one in the morning, lied there for five hours coughing up blood, then got up to go to school cause I have so much sh*t due.
FML

today i woke up at 6:30 to bake a chemical apple pie and hurried to school by 7:40. Found out I'm an hour early, forgot to set my clock back an hour…:duh:MLIA (i tink?)



~NS

How bout this…just happened like 5 min ago.

Copying a hell of a lot of songs onto my mp3.
Thing pops up.
"29 Days and 10 Hours Remaining".
FML

Today, I was semi forced to see more of these stupid "MLIA" and "FML" quotes; even though they annoy me a lot, I cannot really ask people to stop using them, as they really seem to find them funny. Apart from the fact that most, if not all are made up, they just really aren't funny; and on top of that; most of them are just damn whiny; people need to look around them - get real - and see what really is a "FML" situation. FML.

E: Last edited by mastaraymond; Today at 11:44 PM.

From: Wizzup?
Today, I was semi forced to see more of these stupid "MLIA" and "FML" quotes; even though they annoy me a lot, I cannot really ask people to stop using them, as they really seem to find them funny. Apart from the fact that most, if not all are made up, they just really aren't funny; and on top of that; most of them are just damn whiny; people need to look around them - get real - and see what really is a "FML" situation.

You forgot to put FML or MLIA after it.

today I went to buy some malusks online and realised they don't ship to Canada… MLIA

OffTopic, anyone in Buffalo wanna let me ship to their house =]?

Just had to watch Wizzup? FML about a FML. MLIA

hmmmm, the RAM that I bought for my computer over a year ago has gone up in price $30, not including the $20 mail in rebate I additionally saved. :)

I have a splitting headache and was not able to go to any of my classes today because I was/am sick… FML

I think I cought Swine Aids about two days after I was vaccinated, so now I'm half-sick. MLIA

I spent 12+ hours on the computer today. I listened to hardstyle almost the entire time. My heart is still beating along with the bass line. MLIA

I asked an ex-girlfriend if she wanted to go longboarding with me…she said no, because she wasn't feeling too good. It turns out she was recently hospitalized for some unknown stomach infection thingy-ma-bobber and is close to death. I had no clue… FML

Last Night I spent 4 hours on these forums moving Stupid Shit like this Thread to it's appropriate places because people are to damn lazy to search out an appropriate sub-forum to post their spam in….

From: RAM
Last Night I spent 4 hours on these forums moving Stupid Shit like this Thread to it's appropriate places because people are to damn lazy to search out an appropriate sub-forum to post their spam in….

Wasn't this in general dump in which posts don't count…

I woke up too late for my chemistry class the second day in a row. MLIA.

Today, I realized "Perfect Situation" by Weezer is like my life in a youtube vid. MLIA.

I have had a horrible migraine for 3 and 1/2 days… I went to the doctor and I got a shot in the rear… along with some disgusting disolveable medication… FML

From: R0b0t1
Today, I realized "Perfect Situation" by Weezer is like my life in a youtube vid. MLIA.

I. Love. Weezer.
I have the whole discography :thumbsup:

I have only had a two-hour nap in the past 38 hours… and I still have 3 more to go. MLIA

Today is day 7 of my having my migraine … it is almost gone now.. but it was horrible for the other 6 days… I slept 12 hours last night.. and took a bunch of meds… that probably helped.. also I was having muscle problems … that didn't help at all.. its getting better tho… I need to be fully awake today.. I have a 4 hour process session for a huge scholarship for school.. MLIA

Got nothing to do (like nothing at all), all my friends are busy, and its the one time the school board gives us a three day weekend. I never thought I'd say this, but I miss school. FML

I went to a party/fire at my buddy s house last night and we ended up polling the hood of a kids car and rode on it behind his 4 wheeler through a corn field drunk. (not so average of a day but o fun times)..MLIA..

From: Widget
I think I cought Swine Aids about two days after I was vaccinated, so now I'm half-sick. MLIA

I lold hard!

K.. Half you peoples FMLs and MLIAs don't make sense.

From: CodaRulz
I went to a party/fire at my buddy s house last night and we ended up polling the hood of a kids car and rode on it behind his 4 wheeler through a corn field drunk. (not so average of a day but o fun times)..MLIA..

Lol, good times, I tried this with a coffee table I found on the side of the road last winter…it was alot of fun, until you get to 30+ mph and it acts like a plow and throws snow straight into your face :)

Would be content if the world was to end… MLIA