SRL Archive - NOTA

found this game, and i thought it was kind of funny, so i wanted to make a forum here on it!

I am currently the king of the hill, find a way to claim it from me.

e.g.: "picks you up and throws you off" next "sends a lion to chase you down" etc.

some can get really ridiculous, and it gets hilarious after a while. Lets see how many pages we can keep this going for!
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begin!

Sneaks like a ninja behind you without making a single noise and carefully takes your crown without you knowing and then goes.. NA NA NANANA

Flies next to you while you're sleeping :

DR OCTOGONAPUS ! BLAAARGH !

Digs a hole in the hill and watches you fall down it

~Camo

/me mentions 'the game', so you fall off in horror, and I take the hill, but as a result of me writing 'the game'on a plaque at the top of the hill, I also lose and fall off allowing the next person who attempts to take the hill, to fall to the same horror. This shall now create an endless loops of ever dying and losing the game.
Oh look. I lost again.

From: noidea
/me mentions 'the game', so you fall off in horror, and I take the hill, but as a result of me writing 'the game'on a plaque at the top of the hill, I also lose and fall off allowing the next person who attempts to take the hill, to fall to the same horror. This shall now create an endless loops of ever dying and losing the game.
Oh look. I lost again.

Wears blindfold and grabs the plaque and throws it into the abyss of nothingnessssssss

reclaims kingmanship

EDIT: pwnt

Builds a bigger hill and stands on it

Shoots your hill down with a rocket and claims the other hill

~Camo

From: Camo Developer
Shoots your hill down with a rocket and claims the other hill

~Camo

OI! im on this hill! *pushes joo off into jah unknown*

Hooks onto you with a rope and pulls you into the unknown with me. If I'm going down, so are you.

~Camo

runs up the hill nake u get scared off

* Sandstorm brings large smiley faces and plasters them all over J_Pizzle's body.

Censored!

* J_Pizzle runs off in shame.

* Sandstorm claims the hill.
* Sandstorm digs a hole, fills it with cement, places a Halo 3 plasma shield with infinite battery life around it, and jumps in.

~Sand

sandstorm forgets the biggest thing u can not sneesor jp he uses the smiley faces to blcock the tv by sticking them 1 by one on one on the screen and bending over for everyone then he turns into buzz lightyear and zaps your head off with his laser

Waa?

~Sand

it was meant to be random

Climbs out of the nothingness and judo throws JP into oblivion.


FATALITY

Fireball Punches bionicle1800 into the 1800's

Atk: Corrupts the market, and rogeruk scurries off to save his $….

Def: Then I make myself into the hill :).

nuke… nuff said

From: All that is man
nuke… nuff said

Wear a coat made up of lead, then pushed you down.

From: Main_Ftw
Wear a coat made up of lead, then pushed you down.

lol this is to get my caps.

FALCON ! PUNCH !

Lead is denser than fist!!!!!!:f:

Kicks Main into the pit of death with really heavy boots heavier then his lead coat.

THIS IS SPARTA VILLAVU!

From: bionicle1800
Kicks Main into the pit of death with really heavy boots heavier then his lead coat.

THIS IS SPARTA VILLAVU!

Surprise buttsex'es Bionicle1800, he fell down in a torrent of 'water'.

Turns on godmode and kills you. With my little pinky finger (: I CANNOT BE SLAYN@!@

Clenses butt of any STD's DDD might have, and drinks the torrent of 'water'.

mops the Floor66.

re-takes hill.

I am the hill.

Win.

From: N1ke!
I am the hill.

Win.

Puts N1ke on a diet.

Finds another hill.

Claims other hill.

dude wtf i was godmode you cheater. dont you know the first one to acclaim that wins. ffs

i ungodmoded u :p

FUUUCK. i was over 9000 wasn't it?

EDIT:
fuuck i was 9001. way too much.

logs in to zezima and takes over a virtual hill with a firewall and and army of nortons finest soliders to defend me and my hill

Takes full 16-person team of Counter-Terrorists, armed with M3's, M4A1's and 2 AWP's.

Oh yeah, they take over the hill, only had to throw 1 nade into JP's PC.

learns from his mistake and get superman to protect his hill which well call america and u can call the best hill ever

Drags in a huge clomp of kryptonite and shoves it up supermans a**.
JP runs away screaming
Re-claims hill and builds a fortress made of titanium-alloy and pennies.

Uses a mega-huge-uber magnet to tear the fortress down, claims kingship and builts a castle. 12309189932 Kilometres up in the air ;) With forcefields. And ninja monkeys.

throws bannanas and gets rid of monkies and then punches the forces field generators down with a bomb and then burns the castle win

and us jsut standing on the hill unprotected


lets see u kknock me off now

dude, the force field killed the bombs way before they hit… and they dont use generators, they are just passive, timeless.

TITANIUM ALLOY ISN'T MAGNETIC!
fail.


throws mentos down the hill and watch JP run after them

steals his fortress and puts a bionicle1800 flag

JP didnt make a fortress, so you're still just out there.
Takes a sword and stabs bionicle, then i build some shit brick house, but you cant get in it. ever. nomatter what you try.
i win !@*(!@

dosn't try to get in

you start to starve

you comeout looking for leftover bananas

IMA FIREIN MY LAZOR!

clames hill agIN!

From: bionicle1800
Wears blindfold and grabs the plaque and throws it into the abyss of nothingnessssssss

reclaims kingmanship

EDIT: pwnt

ahaa!
You didnt edit!
You just wanted attention AHAHAH! :p
… pwnt.
Oh.. i kill you some how with a chicken…
I am king.

i run tarjunkys chicken killer and kill u when it glitches and now im the king of everything

bulldozes JP with the truth.
the truth that he is a lie.
JP realizes it and dissipates into the past.

Re-claims hill.

pwnt.

I build a time-machine with Dr. Tran and I use it to go back to the past where I stop bionicle's parents to meet so bionicle disappears from the present. Now that nobody is on the hill I use my time machine again, come back to the present and claims the hill.

From: Sabzi
I build a time-machine with Dr. Tran and I use it to go back to the past where I stop bionicle's parents to meet so bionicle disappears from the present. Now that nobody is on the hill I use my time machine again, come back to the present and claims the hill.

To bad your time machine left open a vortex, and you fell into it leaving your time machine on the hill with…. me

noidea is on the hill

my dad meets someone else?

im still here but never discovered the hill!

discovers the hill.

nukes time machine and noidea with it

claims hill!

Shows bionicle a naked picture of his mom, then he runs off crying something about a nipple ring.

Zasz claims hill with pictures of all of srl's moms :D

ZaSz finds a pic of his own mom with more then just nipple rings ;) runs. far far away. so far he can't come back.

comes back and burns all photos.

grabs gigantic catapult to defend hill >=)

/me uses the power of the chan, and ninjers the catapult and chops bionicle up into many small pieces and make sushi. noidea then sells the sushi to American tourists.
noidea takes the hill

I teleport up behind you and use the Vulcan Death Grip to… well… ya.. anonymity takes the hill

I approach dressed as a jehovas witness, before you can politely tell me you have already found god, i blast you with piss. The hill is now mine to begin setting up a massive fortress and set of boobie traps.

bursts out of the stomach of the American tourists and uses their corpses to set off all the fortresses boobie traps. I take a P90 and shoot goider. What now?
Steel your fortress and puts up a magical aura around it :p

Uses my gravitation gun to bring a little planet to the hill. That's almost not enough to destroy the magic shield but it collapses and everything is destroyed(except the hill). Goes up with a steel chair to sit down on something as the ground is hot. And I just waits there for the next hill-taker.

p.s.: bionicle escaped successfully as the shield gave him enough time to run away while screaming "Here's the end of the world, OMG a meteor is coming down!"

steel = absorbs heat = gets hot. :duh:

you jump.

you run.

you scream.

i come back.

gf.

After I cooled down my back part(that really hurt, I haven't thought about the steel getting hot :S) I come back and uses an English man to speak with you so you just leave me alone with the hill.

If you don't know what I'm speaking about or just don't remember watch uhm … I don't know which season or which episode it is but when their pub is destroyed by a hurricane and Englishs take over it and when they want to get it back they just simply leave the place because of the English men spoke to them. Family Guy.

starts singing in demonic voice as electric guitars, basses and drums fade in from the night:

Make his fight on the hill in the early day
Constant chill deep inside
Shouting gun, on they run through the endless gray
On they fight, for they are right, yes, but who's to say?
For a hill, men would kill. Why? They do not know
Stiffend wounds test their pride
Men of five, still alive through the raging glow
Gone insane from the pain that they surely know
Take a look to the sky just before you die
It's the last time he will
Blackened roar, massive roar, fills the crumbling sky
Shattered goal fills his soul with a ruthless cry
Stranger now are his eyes to this mystery
He hears the silence so loud
Crack of dawn, all is gone except the will to be
Now they see what will be, blinded eyes to see

You die from exposure to pure awesomeness. There is nothing you can do.
(meh i was listening to this song and that line made me think of this thread. made me lol :p)

I return as a zombie and you must leave the hill because of me rotting so I am smelly.
You also vomits yourself to death.

I come with my call of duty world at war zombie team as they are good at killing zombies

I return (after cleaning myself) as Spock! and disprove your team's goodness. I take the hill.

I just walk up there and claim it, seeing that everyone was caught off guard by my mutated spidermonkey's magic act.

From: Floor66
I just walk up there and claim it, seeing that everyone was caught off guard by my mutated spidermonkey's magic act.

Then bare-ass i FART so big , smelly and loud, into floor66's face , he gets flown into a hole, i close up the hole, my fart smell is stuck with him under the hole, i go up take the CROWN !! :)

oo i forgot about this lol

i dig up the surroundings of the hole, so the contents are not relesed. I then use the hollow shell as a stink bomb, and drop it ontop of camaro, it breaks open and the toxins kill him. I then use air freshener and re-take my throne!

Seeing you violently take your thrown has disturbed the balance of evil. I set my phaser to stun. And without harming you, I TAKE THE HILL!!.. and claim my new thrown.
Qu'vatlh guy'cha b'aka!!

From: anonymity
Seeing you violently take your thrown has disturbed the balance of evil. I set my phaser to stun. And without harming you, I TAKE THE HILL!!.. and claim my new thrown.
Qu'vatlh guy'cha b'aka!!

TREKY!!!!!! My throne has a trap for all trekys, when you sit down, a light saber pops out of the bottom and makes you into the first human shish-ka-bob. Byebye.

I jump out of the chair that i was zipped in to and kill you with my mini-gun that shoots dead batterys and run round singing

i was in the chair all along du da du da