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Funny nerd joke.


ZaSz

2009-10-04 22:02:19

There are only 10 types of people in the world…
Those who know binary and those who don't.

Took me 30 seconds before i was like, lol.

Rich

2009-10-04 22:04:58

From: ZaSz
There are only 10 types of people in the world…
Those who know binary and those who don't.

Took me 30 seconds before i was like, lol.


I still haven't been like "lol". :confused:

Dynamite

2009-10-04 22:05:16

… same

Rich

2009-10-04 22:07:41

Isn't it meant to be 2 types, not 10?

YoHoJo

2009-10-04 22:08:46

Retards -.-.
I get it, it smiled.

Neehosoft

2009-10-04 22:08:48

From: R1ch
Isn't it meant to be 2 types, not 10?


10 is 2 in binary…That's the joke

GoF

2009-10-04 22:09:35

Here's another:

How do you get a baby out from a blender?
You pour it into a glass.

Bubix

2009-10-04 22:12:22

haha, this one great lol

All that is man

2009-10-04 22:24:17

There's 3 types of people in the world:
Those who can't count and those who can't

Markus

2009-10-04 22:24:44

Old but good (if you understand it) :)

Oh well if it's lame joke time:
How do STD's look like Pokémon cards?
If you trade for long enough, you'll have them all xD

^Highlight me

3Garrett3

2009-10-04 22:31:48

From: Markus

Oh well if it's lame joke time:
How do STD's look like Pokémon cards?


Ahahah!? I love you :)

Here's a dead baby joke, since I feel motivated by GoF… Wait… WTF? GoF is active? Nowai. I love that man.

Anyway. The joke.

Why did the baby drop it's lolipop?
Because it got hit by a truck

And a longer one just for giggles.

What is the worst thing you can imagine?
A dead baby
What's worse than that?
A dumpster full of dead babies
What's worse than that?
The baby on the bottom of the dumpster is still alive
What's worse than that?
He has to eat his way out to save his own life.
What's worse than that?
He goes back for seconds.

:)

Rich

2009-10-04 23:05:18

From: YoHoJo
Retards -.-.
I get it, it smiled.


From: Neehosoft
10 is 2 in binary…That's the joke


Sorry I don't know binary…

From: GoF
Here's another:

How do you get a baby out from a blender?
You pour it into a glass.


From: 3Garrett3
Ahahah!? I love you :)

Here's a dead baby joke, since I feel motivated by GoF… Wait… WTF? GoF is active? Nowai. I love that man.

Anyway. The joke.

Why did the baby drop it's lolipop?
Because it got hit by a truck

And a longer one just for giggles.

What is the worst thing you can imagine?
A dead baby
What's worse than that?
A dumpster full of dead babies
What's worse than that?
The baby on the bottom of the dumpster is still alive
What's worse than that?
He has to eat his way out to save his own life.
What's worse than that?
He goes back for seconds.

:)


At least I get them :p

Neehosoft

2009-10-04 23:07:59

From: R1ch
Sorry I don't know binary…

Lol, dont be sorry. That came out duller then it was ment to be.

Rich

2009-10-04 23:09:25

From: Neehosoft
Lol, dont be sorry. That came out duller then it was ment to be.


Don't worry. That was mainly aimed at YoHo anyway…

Harry

2009-10-04 23:17:00

Dead baby jokes aren't that funny… =\

Neehosoft

2009-10-04 23:17:56

From: R1ch
Don't worry. That was mainly aimed at YoHo anyway…


Yoho is ftw.

From: Harry
Dead baby jokes aren't that funny… =\


I have a friend that eats babbys.

3Garrett3

2009-10-05 13:56:21

From: Harry
Dead baby jokes aren't that funny… =\


Just because you prefer playing with yourself while looking at them doesn't mean that there isn't any better use for them.

rogeruk

2009-10-05 16:03:25

From: 3Garrett3
Just because you prefer playing with yourself while looking at them doesn't mean that there isn't any better use for them.


Lawl.

Gu3st...

2009-10-05 16:08:51

From: 3Garrett3
Just because you prefer playing with yourself while looking at them doesn't mean that there isn't any better use for them.
ouuuchhh.. That wasn't necessarily. Harry hasn't done anything to you, has he? I hope this was meant as a joke… If it was then it wasn't funny :/

Wizzup?

2009-10-05 17:07:36

From: ZaSz
There are only 10 types of people in the world…
Those who know binary and those who don't.

Took me 30 seconds before i was like, lol.


Pretty old. I think I even have T Shirt with that on it. :)

Laur€ns

2009-10-05 20:36:49

From: Wizzup?
Pretty old. I think I even have T Shirt with that on it. :)

:norris:

Baked0420

2009-10-05 23:14:58

lol, sad I needed the binary joke explained, I know binary, I just didn't think of converting. And if you don't know binary it's extremely easy to learn to convert it to decimals, and hexadecimal for that matter.

3Garrett3

2009-10-06 00:19:17

From: Zyt3x
ouuuchhh.. That wasn't necessarily. Harry hasn't done anything to you, has he? I hope this was meant as a joke… If it was then it wasn't funny :/


It was a joke. I <3 Harry :)

Bionicle

2009-10-06 01:06:56

all of you fail if you dont get it lol.
10 = 2 in binary.
funny. heard it before tho :p

01011001 01101111 01110101 00111010 00111101 01000110 01100001 01101001 01101100 00100000 01101001 01100110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01100011 01110100 01110101 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101111 01101111 01101011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101001 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110011 01101100 01100001 01110100 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00101110 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100111 01101001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100010 01100101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100111 01100001 01110010 01100100 01110011 00101110 00100000 01001000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100110 01110101 01101110 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110010 01110010 01101001 01100010 01101100 01111001 00100000 01100100 01110101 01101100 01101100 00101100 00100000 01101100 01101111 01101110 01100101 01101100 01111001 00100000 01101100 01101001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01101110 00110000 00110000 01100010 00100000 00111010 00101001 00101110

josh81193

2009-10-06 02:10:44

reminds me of 4/3 people dont know how to do fractions.